Chapter Five

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"Why don't we celebrate tonight?" Miroku asked as he put his arm around Kagome's shoulder, smiling cheerfully...too cheerfully for anyone's liking.

"Why?" Asked Sango turning to look at Miroku then turned back in disappointment. 'Why couldn't that be me? Am I not pretty enough for him or I am too violent that he doesn't see how much I like him? Is he that dense!'

"For Kagome of course! She kicked Naraku's and Kikyo's asses!" Miroku said as he punched the air with his other hand.

"Feh. That wench doesn't need it." Inuyasha muttered. Kagome smiled then walked in front of Inuyasha and looked him in the eyes. "What the hell are you doing!" He yelled blushing at how close Kagome was to his face.

"You're jealous aren't you?" She asked.

"Feh, why would I be jealous of you?"

"That's what I would like to know." Kagome answered causing Inuyasha and the other two to fall anime style. "I can just tell that you are."

"I am not!" He yelled as if he was a child.

"Oh! My dear Kagome! How are you today?" Koga asked as he grabbed her hands and pulled her away from Inuyasha who then growled low in his throat.

"I'm fine Koga but could you not do that again?" Kagome asked sweat dropping.

"I'm sorry but I just couldn't help myself! You're as pretty as an angel!"

"Awww! That's so sweet!" Kagome cooed.

"Feh." Inuyasha muttered once again rolling his eyes.

"I bought something for you." Koga said ignoring Inuyasha as he opened his backpack and pulled out a dozen white roses, not one flower out of place.

"Oh my god! You shouldn't have!" Kagome cooed once again bringing her hand to her mouth.

"Anything for my onna!" Koga told her proudly, handing her the flowers.

"Thank you." She said sweat dropping as she took the flowers from him.

"Well I must be going. So many places to go yet so little time."

"Alright. Bye Koga-kun!"

"Bye bye my sweet!" Koga yelled as he jogged away.

"Koga-kun!" Inuyasha yelled angrily...a bit jealous.

"What's the matter Inuyasha-sama? Jealous?" Kagome teased.

"Feh!"

"Do you love him Kagie?" Sango asked.

"Who?" Kagome asked confused.

"Koga."

"Oh him! What about him?"

"Do you like Koga?" She asked sweat dropping.

"Not in the way he likes me. He's a bit immature for me."

"Do you think Inuya..." Miroku began until someone shouted Kagome's name.

"Kagome-chan!"

Kagome turned to the person who shouted and gasped. "Souta!" The boy who she yelled the name at smiled and ran to her, pulling her into a tight embrace. "What are you doing here?" She asked when they released each other.

"To see my big sis of course!" Souta said cheerfully.

"Where's mom?"

"Home. I took a taxi here and yes I was careful." Souta told her before she asked. "So how's school going and who are your friends?"

"School is great and my friends are Sango, Miroku, and Inuyasha." Kagome answered, pointing to each person as she said their name. "Everyone, this is my little brother Souta."

"Hey." Miroku and Sango said while Inuyasha kept quiet. Maybe because he couldn't keep his eyes off of Kagome.

"Is he a dog demon too!" Souta asked excitedly, pointing to Inuyasha.

"Yes he is." Kagome said with a soft smile.

"Is he your boyfriend?"

"No, he is just a close friend." Kagome told him, a blush crawling quickly on up her neck to her cheeks.

"Oh." He said disappointingly. "I think you and him would make a great couple."

"Souta" Kagome growled out.

"Yes'm?" He asked innocently.

"Oh nothing." She said rolling her eyes then smiling. "How's mom doing?"

"Mom's fine. She went to ji-chan's grave this morning, bringing some flowers with her."

"You didn't go with her?"

"No, I had a football game. But this morning she seemed mighty happy."

"That's good to hear!" Kagome said cheerfully.

"Yeah it is. Oh darn! I have to get going! I'll see you later sis!" Souta hugged Kagome quickly then ran to the taxi which had waited for him the whole time, and got in.

"That was nice of him!" Sango said, smiling after Souta.

"He's a pretty good brother, annoying at times but that is how all brothers are." Kagome said sighing heavily. "So what are we going to do now?"

"Shopping!" Sango yelled excitedly as she jumped up and down then began to dance while the other three friends groaned.

"I don't have any money." Kagome said a bit too happily.

"Then I'll pay for the things you buy and you can pay me back later."

'Damn.' Kagome thought. "Sounds great!"

"Do we have to go?" Miroku whined, slouching on the bench since he really did not want to get up.

"If I have to go then you two most defiantly have to." Kagome told them sternly.

"But she is going to make us carry all her bags!"

"Tuff! Suck it up and be man!"

"Let's go! I'm driving!" Sango cheered, grabbing Kagome's arm then pulled her towards her car.

"Oh no you don't!" The guys yelled running after them.

"Sango?" Kagome asked once they reached the car which was a sparkling blue Yukon.

"Yes Kagie?"

"Can I drive?"

"Why?"

"Cause I want to."

"Why?"

"Cause."

"Why?"

"Causetheguyslookedreallyscaredtogetintothecarwithyou." Kagome said quickly.

"What!" She asked confused.

"Cause the guys looked really scared to get into the car with you." Kagome said slower.

"Oh. Well I guess it won't hurt if you drive this time. Just don't drive like an old lady." Sango said after she let out a huge sigh then climbed into the passenger seat.

"Um, Sango darling, the driver seat is on the other side." Miroku said sticking his head in between the driver seat and passenger seat to look at Sango but also to get a great view of her chest.

"I know, Kagome's driving."

"Kagome? I hope she doesn't drive like you."

"Well your going to have to see for yourself now won't you?" Kagome asked as she climbed into Sango's car on the driver's side.

"I guess I will." Miroku sat back reluctantly then spoke in an announcers voice. "Ladies and Gentlemen! Buckle up for safety cause we are now departing D.H.H.S. and will be arriving at our destination, which is the dreaded mall, in about fifteen minutes. If you need a bathroom on the way, please try to hold it in. If that is impossible then stick a can up your –beep- or –beep-. Thank you everyone for choosing Miroku's Sexy Sango's car!"

"Houshi!" Sango yelled, twisting in her seat to glare at him angrily.

"Yes dear Sango?" He asked innocently.

"SHUT UP!" She yelled with anime flames surrounding her.

Miroku gulped and sunk into his seat. "Yes Sango."

"Is everyone ready?" Asked Kagome, checking in her rear view mirror.

"Yes!" Sango yelled happily while the guys groaned. Kagome looked into the side mirrors to check if anyone was behind them then began to back up slowly out of the parking lot. She stopped at the stop sign then looked both ways. Once clear she drove onto the rode. Kagome gained speed until she was five miles per hour over the speed limit.

"Can you go any faster?" Sango whined minutes later.

"No, this is fast enough." Kagome told her sternly not looking away from the road. Sango sulked next to her while the guys sighed in content.

"We could get used to this." Miroku said putting his arms behind his head and spreading his legs out a bit.

"Yeah we could but Kagome could go just a bit faster." Inuyasha said doing the same as Miroku.

"Oh, so you want me to go a bit faster also? How about you Miroku? Do you want me to go a bit faster?" Kagome asked coldly, her eyebrow twitching.

"Um –gulp- sure." He said uneasily.

Kagome grinned evilly into the rearview mirror and floored it. Her three friends all screamed and hung onto the seats for dear life as Kagome weaved in and out of traffic. They arrived at the mall in 4.35.32 milliseconds.

"Was that fast enough?" Kagome asked, smiling at her wide eyed terrified friends.

"Never get Kagome pissed ever again. Especially when she is the one who is driving." Miroku hissed at Inuyasha.

"Feh!"

Once everyone was out of the car, Miroku and Kagome waited until Sango was finished beating the living shit out of Inuyasha.

"Uh, Sango? I think he learned his lesson." Kagome said with a sweat drop on the side of her head, a bit bigger than Miroku's.

Sango hmphed then got off the bruised Inuyasha. "Lets go now!" Sango grabbed Kagome's hand then ran to Hot Topic with the guys way behind them. "You should think about buying tighter tops. It will attract all the guys!" Sango told her cheerfully as she began to throw a whole bunch of cloths at Kagome.

"But I don't want to attract the guys!" She whined as she held a 15 foot high pile of cloths in her arms.

"Kagome's going to attract guys? How?" Miroku asked pervertedly.

"None of your damn business Houshi!" Sango snapped.

"Awww! Come on Sango! Please tell me." He whined.

"Oh shut up monk!" Inuyasha yelled, hitting him in the head, sending him to sleep land.

"Now that Miroku is unconscious for awhile, go try on some cloths!" Sango grabbed Kagome then pulled her towards the dressing room. They ran into a couple people knocking them down along with some cloths on the racks until they reached the dressing room. "Come out when you have an outfit on." Sango said pushing Kagome into the dressing room which she then tripped, clothes going everywhere, then landing on them.

"I'm gonna kill her!" She hissed.

----Outside of the dressing room----

"Please Sango? It's just a peek!" Miroku had been begging for the past five minutes to have Sango allow him to take a peek of Kagome changing.

"I said NO Houshi!" Sango yelled loudly causing everyone in the store to stop and look at her. "Stop staring and do what you came here to do!" When no one moved Sango pulled out a LARGE boomerang out of her bag and lifted it over her head, making it look like it weighed like a feather. "NOW!" The people jumped up in surprise then began to do what they came to do before the outburst.

"That wench is taking too long." Inuyasha grumbled who was currently sitting in a fairly comfortable chair near the dressing room.

"It is isn't it?" Sango walked to the curtain and knocked on the side. "Are you ok in there Kagie?"

"Um Sango?" Kagome asked uneasily through the curtain.

"Yes?"

"You do know that the shirts are extra small right?"

"Of course. Why do you ask?"

"Could you get them in a bigger size please? Acutally three sizes bigger?"

"Are you that fat!" Sango asked wide-eyed. The curtain was flung open and an angry hanyou wearing a tight forest green shirt that stopped mid stomach and black baggy jeans with two chains hanging from the right side stood in the doorway. Everyone in the store stopped what they were doing and stared at her, the guys with hunger, drool rolling down their faces, and girls with jealousy.

"I am not fat!" She yelled with steam coming out of her ears.

"Oh my god! You look so hot!" Sango yelled excitedly. "Not in that way of course."

"She's not hot, she's sexy!" Miroku said with stars in his eyes.

THWACK!

THUMP!

"Well she is." Miroku mumbled before he slipped into dreamland once again.

"What! I look like a slut!" Kagome screamed.

"No you don't, right Inuyasha?" Sango asked looking over to the blushing unmoved silver haired Inuyasha. "Inuyasha?"

Nothing

"Inuyasha?"

Nothing

"INUYASHA!"

Nothing

"INUYASHA!"

"AAHHHH!" - Thump - "You don't need to yell wench!" Inuyasha yelled as he got up from the floor. "I could have heard you perfectly if you spoke in a normal voice!" He snapped.

"Yo dude, she did but you were too mesmerized by how sexy Kagome looked in that nice tight shirt which showed her flat stomach." Miroku said, his eyes sparkly as he began to stand up. Once fully standing, Sango brought her hand up about to slap him but Miroku was quicker. He grabbed her wrist in mid slap smirking down t her. "Now now Sango, that was what Inuyasha was looking at. I was only telling you what he was thinking as he stared at Kagome with that crazy look on his face. The only thing I could be thinking right now is you in that shirt. Oh yeah! I can see it now!"

"Hentai!" Sango yelled then tried to hit once again with her other hand but again Miroku caught that one.

"Ah, so you can't keep your hands off me now can't you?" He asked raising his eyebrow.

"Grr! I'm gonna hurt you!"

Miroku smiled as he leaned towards her face. He stopped, a couple inches from her face then moved sideways resting his right cheek on her right. "Do you know I like it when you are ruff? It turns me on." He whispered into her ear.

"H-H-Houshi? What are you doing!" Sango asked, stuttering.

"Will you ask her out already!" Inuyasha asked impatiently, startling both Sango and Miroku.

"Inuyasha!" Kagome yelled, hitting his shoulder.

"What!"

"You're mean."

"Oh come on! You know you want me."

"I'll want you when Miroku stops groping anyone but Sango."

"Kagome!" Sango yelled angrily at her, blushing brightly.

"Is that a bet?" Inuyasha asked with a smirk.

"Hell yeah!" Kagome replied with a vicious smile.

"Fine then." The two shook hands then looked back at Miroku and Sango. Sango smirked and turned at Miroku.

"I would be glad to go out with you but you can't grope anyone but me." 'Oh god help me!' Sango thought.

"As you wish my dear Sango!" Miroku said cheerfully.

"Ha! I win!" Inuyasha said proudly.

"I'll give him two weeks."

"One."

"We'll see."

"Are you two finished because I still have some money that needs to be spent you know." Sango interrupted.

"Yeah." Kagome took Sango's arm dragging her around the store.

The gang didn't leave the mall until nine that night. The guys had carried all the girls' things, Miroku ten bags while Inuyasha carried twenty. Once in the house, the guys collapsed onto the couch while the girls unpacked the clothes they had bought that day.

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