Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. DAMN GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS! (Or "The Longest Yard" that the "shit himself" comment came from…
"I think I made him shit himself."
"I think that guy just shit himself."
"I think he just shit himself."
"GAH! This guy shit himself!"
"YEAH I WAS RIGHT!"
Tales from the Drinks
White Russian
Gaara sighed. "I remember exactly what she got. Banana margarita with as much alcohol as possible. Downed it in less that five minutes and fell asleep."
Naruto laughed. "Hah. Didn't last very long, huh?"
"Nope. She did wake up, though, when some guy tried to move her." Gaara actually managed to laugh dryly. "Hit him so hard he shit himself."
Naruto looked at the woman again. She was glaring over a Manhattan at Gaara, and when Gaara turned to look at her, she mouthed, "HOME!"
Gaara stood up. "Well, I'd better –"
"NO!" Six hands (Including Shikamaru, excluding Shino) pushed him back down. Naruto slapped a bill on the counter and called, "White Russian!"
A vein on Gaara's forehead throbbed. "Naruto…"
"So what happened next?"
Gaara sighed and ran a hand through his hair. "Can't we do this LATER?"
"NO!"
A chill ran up his spine when he felt a hand on his shoulder. "Hey babiiiiiieeee."
A delicate finger began to trace the "Ai" tattoo on his forehead above his left eye. "Hanging with your friends?"
Aimez smiled her pink lips. "I think I know what your saying…"
She blinked when Naruto's face appeared staring at her hand. A gold ring was on her left ring finger, with an enormous diamond in the middle. "Is that REAL?"
Aimez blinked. "Mm hm."
"Are you Aimez?" Kiba asked.
Aimez nodded.
"Aimez Minuit?"
Aimez nodded again.
"Story! NOW!"
Six hands pushed her into a chair.
Aimez shifted. "Well… Get me a pink lady and I'll tell you all about it."
BONUS SECTION! These are the drinks that will be used as titles, in order.
Martini
Margarita
White Russian
Chocolate Kiss
Vodka and Tonic
Tequila Sunrise
Champagne