You Say Sannin, I Say Ero Sennin

by Snitwick

On her eighteenth birthday, Ino finds a box on her doorstep from a mysterious wouldbe suitor. But who is the box from, and what does it contain? [Complete]

Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine.

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The morning that Ino found a large, cardboard box on her door step was a morning that she would never forget.

Not only was it the morning that she had had her first hang-over (drinking two crates of sake the night before did do that to a gal), but it was also the morning of her eighteenth birthday.

Naturally, Ino expected lots of presents, at least from Shikamaru and Chouji--if not from Sakura and the rest of the shinobi in their year.

What she did not expect, however, was the box. Especially not its contents: another three cases of sake and a poem entitled "Finally Legal," which was signed by means of a stamp shaped like a frog's foot.

As it turned out later, the day that Ino turned eighteen was a memorable one for all of Konoha; they had never heard Ino scream as loudly as she had then, nor had they seen the white, bushy-haired sannin run away quicker.