Shelinda
Special Report: Did Spira get "Loco'd in Luca"?
A/N: A little intro... After Wakka's little mess up in the last Episode. People's feelings towards the High Summoner have somewhat changed. Her perfume, "Connections", isn't selling. And her album sales have dropped more than half... Now Yuna has agreed to give a personal and confessioning interview. So on with the show...
(theme music softly in the background, Various images of Yuna and Shelinda walking all around Besaid Island.)
Shelinda: Thank you, and welcome to Shelinda. Today we are out of our studios in Luca and come to you from the Gullwing airship, Celsius, currently docked in Besaid Island. We are here today with the Lady Yuna. Thank you for allowing me the honor.
Yuna: It is my pleasure.
Shelinda: Now Yuna, did you see the episode in question?
Yuna: Yes I did. We were here on the airship when it happened...
FLASHBACK
(Everyone is in the cabin around the sphere-screen)
Rikku: Pass me some of that Popcorn Chocobo Yunie.
Yuna: I still don't like the idea of chocobos as dinner.
Paine: I have to agree with Yuna on that
Tidus: It's kinda odd sure, but they're delicious. Especially with the sauce. Mmmmm
Yuna: shhhhhh... Quiet! it's back on.
Shelinda: Okay, We do not have too much time left. So we need something juicy to leave with. Anything interesting you want to tell us.
Wakka: Hehehe... where there is one thing...
Lulu: Wakka!
Wakka: What she is over that by now.
Yuna: Wakka. Don't you dare.
Shelinda: C'mon Wakka say it.
Wakka: Well...
Lulu: Wakka!
Wakka: What?
Lulu: Yuna trusted us to keep that a secret.
Rikku: That's telling him!
Wakka: So what if it wasn't her who sang at Luca...
Crowd: GASP!
Tidus: Oh no.
Lulu: (holding her anger) Wakka!
Wakka: Uh oh...
Shelinda: So is wasn't Lady Yuna.
Yuna: Wakka! How could you?
Wakka: Um...
Lulu: This show is over...(raises arms in air, thunder begins to roar)...
Rikku: ZAP!
Paine: Well this isn't good...
FLASHBACK OVER
Shelinda: I see. So Yuna, who was it in Luca?
Yuna: Well... it was Leblanc.
Shelinda: Leblanc?
Yuna: Yes... I was still new to spherehunting and we picked up some waves in Macalania Woods.
That's where it happened...
FLASHBACK #2
(Yuna, Rikku and Paine are walking along the twisted path of the Macalania Forest.)
Rikku: Brother? Are we anywhere near it now!
Brother: Still analyzing...
Rikku: Hurry up!
Yuna: So uh, about his whole "spherehunting". What do we do with the spheres?
Paine: Well it use to be to help uncover Spira's past. But now...
Rikku: (singing) Brrroootheerrrr...
Brother: (singing back): Waaaaiiitttt.
Rikku: Oh. :(
Yuna: Brother, how much longer?
Brother: DONE!
Rikku: Huh?
Brother: It is about 20 meters ahead. It seems to be in a tree.
Paine: Looks like we'll have to climb.
Rikku: But which tree is it? There are so many...
Yuna: Look!
(Up ahead there is a pair of goons around a tree. A male goon tries to climb up the tree but fails continuosly)
Rikku: Quick let's hide...
(The Gullwings hide in some bushes)
He-Goon: Darn!
She-Goon: Haha!
He-Goon: Shut up! I don't see you going up.
She-Goon: I don't need to go up. That's your job.
He-Goon: And what is your job?
She-Goon: I'm not sure.
: Your job is to be look-out!
(Leblanc with her two henchmen reach the location of the dispached goons.)
Goons: Boss!
: There are many fiends around these parts. Anyway, You two still haven't found the sphere.
He-Goon: We found the sphere boss. But it is up in that tree.
Leblanc: Well, get it down!
She-Goon: He has tried, but...
Leblanc: Ugh... incompetence! If want something done right you have to do it yourself. ORMI! Get up there!
Ormi: Yes Boss!
(Ormi grabs on to the trunk of the tree and slowly drags his immense body up the trunk. Moments later, he falls to the ground rumbling the area around him.)
Ormi: Ugh...
(giggling and rustling from the unknown)
Paine in bushes: (whispers) quiet.
Leblanc: Who's there?...(silence)... Answer me!...(silence)...Fine, (to she-goon) You! Burn the woods!
Voice: STOP!
(Yuna runs out of the bush)
: What!
Ormi: Isn't that the high summoner?
Logos: She doesn't look like the high summoner.
: Who are you?
(Rikku and Paine run out of the bushes and join Yuna)
Yuna: We're the Gullwings!
: The Dullwings huh, and what are you three supposed to be?
Rikku: Ahem, that's Gullwings, and were sphere hunters!
Leblanc: You? Spherehunters? HAHAHAHAHAHA
Paine: Yuna, the sphere.
Yuna: Right. (Yuna runs past the the Syndicate and climbs the tree.)
Ormi: It told you that was Lady Yuna.
Leblanc: What! That's the high summoner!
Yuna in tree: Ahem. Former summoner. (holds sphere in hands and jumps down from the tree.)
She-Goon: Hey that's our sphere!
Rikku and Paine: Score!
Leblanc: We'll be taking that!
(The Gullwings commence a battle against the Leblanc Syndicate. Uring the battle Yuna changes from her Gunner Dress to the Songtress Dress. She uses her Darkness Dance, blinding her oponents and winning the battle.)
Gullwings: Gullwings take the Gold!
Leblanc: (weak) What was that? You just changed clothes like magic!
Rikku: If you must know... It was our Garment Grid.
Leblanc: "Garment Grid"?
Yuna: This. (holds grid)
Leblanc: Hey isn't that the stupid card game you used to play Logos.
Rikku: It's not a card game anymore! We use real spheres, now!
Leblanc: I see... Boys!
Ormi and Logos: Yes Boss!
(they release the smoke bomb, Moments later... after the smoke clears...)
Yuna: What!
Paine: What happened?
Yuna: My grid... It's gone.
Rikku: Those miserable...
Paine: After them!
FLASHBACK ENDS
Shelinda: We'll be taking a quick commercial break...
END OF PART #1
Stay tuned for part two...REVIEW! please., I'll explain the card game thing later.