Hello Again. This is the final chapter of the special report. So please enjoy. Just one note: I am making Shinra to be a thirteen year-old boy since his true age is not known.

Shelinda

Special Report Part Three: Did Spira get Loco'd in Luca?

(theme music)

Shelinda: Hello again. We are here in the Celsius with they one and only lady Yuna. Now Yuna... What happened when you left the hospital.

Yuna: Okay... After I left the hospital...

FLASHBACK

(On board the airship. The Gullwings continue they're search for the Leblanc Syndicate., all except for Yuna. She stayed in the Cabin resting The alarm sounds.

Rikku: What is it?

Buddy: It's Barkeep. We sent him out for supplies, before we brought Yuna. He wants to board.

(Barkeep is sent to the bridge)

Brother: Did you get everything?

Barkeep: Yesh. And shometing more... Mish Yoona ish having a conshert in Luca!

Brother: WHAT!

Rikku: A concert!

Paine: It's the impostor. She must be going around Spira as Yuna.

Rikku: Yeah but a concert? Dr. P, care to explain.

Paine: Well Yuna is a celebrity... So maybe our impersonator always wanted to be a star. We can ask her after we kick her butt at the concert.

Yuna: What concert?

Gullwings: Huh? Yuna!

Yuna: Who's having a concert? I wouldn't mind hearing some music.

Rikku: Concert! We never said concert.

Yuna: Cut it out and tell me.

Rikku: Well, um Yunie... It's you.

Yuna: ME!

Paine: Our "friend" is going around Spira dressed as you. Now she is singing at Luca Stadium.

Yuna: And that is where we get her. Right!

Gullwings: Umm...

Rikku: Yunie! I don't think you should come.

Paine: Yes. Your still sick.

Yuna: I'm fine really. Please, I want to come too.

Rikku: But we can't sneak in with our Yuna if their "Yuna" is out their singing.

Brother: I think I can take care of that.

(About, half-an-hour later. Buddy return dragging a large tan "thing")

Brother: Ta-da!

Paine: What the hell is that?

Brother: What! (holds up the head) It's a moogle!

Rikku: A moogle?

Brother: Try it on.

Yuna: Um. Okay? (Yuna walks into the hallway with the moogle)

Rikku: Where did you get a moogle costume?

Shinra: That's mine!

Paine: Huh?

Shinra: I made these costumes when I was eleven. It was my first experiment on making my own dresspheres. I made these costumes and tried to put them in a sphere form. Actually, I am still trying too. I call it the. "Mascot" Dressphere.

Rikku: Oooo. That sounds so cute! I want one.

Paine: There is no way I'm touching that. Shinra, Why a mascot?

Shinra: I'm just a kid.

Yuna: (Comes back into the bridge) We'll, how do I look?

Brother: It's perfect!

Paine: It's Stupid!

Rikku: It's Cute!

Yuna: It's Hot! (takes off head) pheww...

Rikku: So what... We crash the party while Yuna is waiting dressed like that?

Brother: That's the plan!

Paine: That plan sure stinks.

Brother: (anger) WHO IS THE LEADER? I AM! GULLWINGS! IT'S PAYBACK TIME.

FLASHBACK OVER

Shelinda: We have to take a quick break. See you in a bit... (theme music

COMMERCIAL #1

(Paine is sitting down in front of a Commsphere on a desk. Rikku is on the other end dancing around her sphere.)

Rikku: Can you see me now?

Paine: (bored) Yes

Rikku: Can you see me now?

Paine: (still bored) Yes

Rikku: Can you see me now?

Paine: (even more bored) Yes

Rikku: Can you see me now?

Paine: YES! I CAN SEE YOU NOW WILL STOP THAT!

Rikku: Paine?

Paine: What?

Rikku: Can you see me now?

(Paine hits her head on the desk.)

Narrator: Shinra Com... "You can do that do"

(THEME MUSIC)

Shelinda: Welcome back! Lady Yuna, Now that you mention it... Before the concert, I did see a moogle passing out balloons in Luca.

Yuna: We'll don't ruin it! (laughs)

Shelinda: I'm Sorry! (giggles)

Yuna: Now where was I...

FLASHBACK

(They are in the Luca steps. ((Luca, Chapter 1 in the game)) Paine and Rikku notice people walk by saying; "Lady Yuna in concert!" and "All right, think there any tickets left")

Rikku: Word sure got out fast.

Paine: I don't think anyone would believe ours is the real Yuna.

Yuna: I never asked to wear this... it's hot.

Paine: Can we finish this before Yuna passes out.

Rikku: Be back in two shakes. So be a good moogle, you hear!

(The girls walk away and kids come to the plush. Yuna walks into town playing the waiting game.)

Yuna: Hurry up.

Voice: Hey you!

Yuna: Me?

Voice: Yeah you! Come over here.

(She walks over to a man by a balloon stand.)

Man: Your here to promote the concert, right?

Yuna: Me? no. There must be some mistake.

Man: Thanks. And hey don't screw up.

(Yuna proceeds to pass out balloons to the people in the plaza. By her tenth balloon she hears a whisper in her ear." Y,R,P in position. It's showtime girls.")

Yuna: It's starting!

(Yuna runs over to the stadium and tries to get in, but a guard stops her a the entrance. Another guard comes out and warns of gatecrashers. They reveal their true form as being goons from Macalania. Yuna runs away in fear. She turns around and notices "herself" running behind her. She ducks into dock #3 and hides amongst the boxes. Rikku walks up and Yuna heals her. As she gets up she sees one of the henchmen in purple. She stands there scared. He walks by without a care. She runs up ahead to look at what's going on.)

Yuna: looks like trouble! (She quickly removes the moogle costume) Finally! Here comes the real Yuna!

FLASHBACK OVER

Yuna: And that is what happened. After we thought the Leblanc Syndicate. We retrieved our dressphere and our Garment Grid and we continued on our spherehunting.

Shelinda: Wow What a fantastic story! I really hope this opens Spira's eyes once more. Thank you all for watching. Spira News is up next...

(END OF REPORT) Finally huh. REVIEW! please. Anyway I need a hand. I need some more topic ideas. Just a preview. Next episode is Shinra and the "Grid" game i mentioned before. But after that I'm dry. HELP!