Chapter Five: The Office Escapees

Breda, Falman, Havoc, Fury, Ed, and Winry all stood looking hopeful that Hughes would fall asleep. He'd been wearing them out with his pictures of Elysia; not that they weren't cute; it's just that it was getting old…and boring being in an office with five guys and one girl. Finally; after much lullaby singing; Hughes fell asleep and the others sighed sighs of relief.

"Now what?" Breda asked. Fury looked at him with an evil grin on his face.

"Oh no. I know that grin." Falman murmured.

"What's the plan?" Havoc asked.

"Well, we can paint him blue and white. HE CAN BE A COLTS FAN!"

"EH?" The other five said in unison. A snort came from Hughes and they held their breath. When he turned over in his chair and continued sleeping they let lose the breath they held.

"We can make him into a Colts fan." Fury repeated a little quieter this time. They others nodded their agreement and set about stripping Hughes of his military jacket and brown shirt. Winry stood back and let the others work. Ten minutes later Fury stepped back to survey their work. None of them knew what the Colts were, but they were just happy with their work.

"Let's go." Havoc waved them forward and they crept from the office. Tomorrow was Monday and there would be lots of people to see Hughes all decked for a football game. (A/N: It sounded good at the time!) Ed fell back a few paces and dodged the others while dragging Winry with him. Suddenly out of nowhere shots were fired and everyone thought it was Riza. They screamed and made a beeline for the facilities doors.

The next morning….

"Good morning sleepy head. Time to wakey wakey!" A male voice said in a very Scooby doo manor. Hughes rolled away from the sound.

"Five more minutes muffin. I'm tired."

"I think you got the wrong 'Muffin' there pal!" Shots are fired and someone gets led in their ass.

"ED!"

"What?"

"YOU SHOT ME!" Havoc wailed. They had gotten arrested the night before and sentenced to spend the night with Hughes in the paint fumed office so a few of them were a little on the fringe of VICODIN LAND! (Sorry….I know…THIS IS A TRADEMARK OF BILL ENGVIL!)

"BETTER YOUR ASS THAN YOUR WANKER!"

"ED!" Sees pink wrench fly across white satin sheets and beam him off the head.

"OW!" He cried.

"Would you rather I hit YOUR wanker!" Ed quickly moved to cover his lower extremities.

"N...no Princess."

"PRINCESS?" She beamed another wrench off his head. "Hey. That actually has a nice ring to it. ED!" She dove on top of him and showered him with kisses. Havoc, Breda, Falman, and Fury all looked rough shaven, with wrinkled clothes and unkempt beard stubble.

"Maybe someone should cut off his wanker. Seems she's getting a little to much use out of it." Havoc muttered a little forlorn at not having a girl in a long time.

"Shut up." The others wailed.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Someone screamed. Six people winced at Hughes getting up to look in the mirror. He'd screamed rather like a girl. "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU OFFICE IDIOTS DO?" He cried.

"Well, we painted you." Havoc said.

"HAVOC!" The others wailed and one threw a wrench at him.

"INSUBORDINATION! YOU ARE ALL GOING HOME! NOW!" HE looked at them angrily and growled.

"Blue's a good color on you." A voice said from the doorway. Hughes turned around knowing he was in for it.

"Yes honey. I'll sleep on the couch tonight, but you can't blame me! I had to baby sit." Gracia burst into laughter and went to her husband.

"I see." She was trying to stop her laughter, but found she couldn't.

"At least they didn't paint the rest of me." He grinned sheepishly.

"Don't push your luck buddy. I'm still mad you didn't at least call."

"Yes Dear." He walked from the office like a whipped dog that has its tail between its legs. Laughter is heard in the background. "STOP LAUGHING AT ME!" they could hear Hughes cry. They laughed for a little while longer and looked from one to the other.

"What now?" Havoc asked.

"I think we can go home." Winry stood; now fully dressed; and bent to pick up her wrench.

"Well, lets go!" they all got up and went their separate ways. Meanwhile….

A/N: To be continued again..in the next chappie! I might spoil it all then…dunno..this is my longest fic yet! MUWAHAHAHAH! Please R&R!