Hey everybody, thank you so very much for the reviews. I can't believe there are so many. Anyway I know I'm 2-3 days late. But this is a Halloween edition of "Shelinda". Disclaimer blah blah blah you know the rest. Oh and in some of the Flashbacks, I may not be exactly as the game went. I haven't played in a while so I don't remeber every detail. And in some battles I'm describing how I fought. With that said...ENJOY AND REVIEW
Shelinda
Episode Eight: Rybbo Rymmufaah!
(theme music starts, the audience is all dressed in costumes, most of them in Dressphere fashions. Shelinda pops from backstage dressed as a chocobo. The crowd laughs and cheers while Shelinda poses for the audience.)
Shelinda: So how do I look? Thank you, thank you. Hello everyone and welcome to "Shelinda!"
We wanna wish everyone watching a very Happy Halloween. Today we have alot of fun in store...Now as you know Halloween is supposed to be spooky and creepy and stuff like that. So today we will see "Scary Tales of Spira". Our guests you have seen before and yet they always have something interesting to say. So lets welcome back High Summoner Yuna and the Gullwings!
(Except for Brother and Buddy, The Gullwings walk onto the stage. Yuna Paine and Tidus smile as they walk in (yes even Paine). Rikku, on the other hand, is grouchy and giving everyone the cold shoulder)
Shelinda: Welcome back guys, ehh... What's wrong with Rikku?
Yuna: Umm... She's still holding a grudge over what has happened involving her on this show.
(Rikku crosses her legs and turns herself the other way from her friends.)
Shelinda: But that was months ago. She still isn't over it?
Paine: She has, but when we were invited back the spark returned.
Shelinda: Rikku, I'm so sorry... Is there anything I can do?
Rikku: Hmph...
Shelinda: Oh dear. Anyway, We asked you guys to come and tell us some creepy things that have happened to you. So who wants to go first?
Paine: How about talking about Rikku's hair in the morning.(laughter from the audience)
Rikku: (snarling at Paine) GRRRRRrrrrrr...
Yuna: Maybe we should talk about Vegnagun?
Shelinda: Vegnagun? What's Vegnagun?
Yuna: A thousand years ago when Bevelle and Zanarkand were at war. Bevelle had tried to make this secret machina superweapon named Vegnagun. I brought a sphere from our battle. Wanna See?
Shelinda: Yes please! (A stage hand comes out and takes the sphere from Yuna)
Shelinda: While we get the sphere loaded let's take a quick break... Stay Tuned...
COMMERCIAL #1
(Benzo is in the middle of the Bikanel Desert, His Commsphere rings and he connects without looking into the sphere)
Benzo: Benzo here. (cactuar like squeaking is heard) Who is this?... Loberia?...Toumeya?...Li'l Arroja?...
(On the other end is Nhadala screaming into her commsphere, Cactuars are running around the campsite destroying all the machina? )
Nhadala: NHADALA! NHA-DA-LA! THE CACTUARS ARE ATTACKING US AND I DON'T KNOW WHY! COME NOW!
Benzo: Hmm... Must be nothing (shuts phone off)
Shinra Narrarating: Next time, they should use ShinraCom. ShinraCom, "It's the Network"
(theme music)
Shelinda: And were back. So Lets turn that thing on huh...
(The sphere plays... It begins where Nooj looks up to Baralai and Shuyin at the machina's control)
Nooj: Both Baralai and Vegnagun belong to him now.
Yuna: Shuyin
Nooj: I have a plan. I can't say it's a smart one.
Yuna: What?
Nooj: I will shoot Baralai.
Rikku: NO.
Nooj: With luck he won't die. His body will be useless and then he'll come for me.
Paine: Then what?
Nooj: I will die. My body has already been rigged.
Paine: But your our captain...
Nooj: Exactly
Shelinda: STOP! Hold it right there? You mean the praetor and the meyvyn knew about his too?
Yuna: Yes, They always knew. We didn't find out about until before we ended up fighting it. Press Play this is where I make my big speech!
SPHERE
Yuna: I don't like your plan... It sucks! Everyone was so happy "Great job, Yuna. You did it! You saved us all!" There were too many smiles to count. And I know I was smiling too. But now... When I look back... The people who shouldn't be here aren't. The ones who should be smiling with me aren't here"
"We had no choice"
Yuna: "We had no choice" Always "we had no choice". Those were our magic words. We repeat them to ourselves again and again. But you know... The magic never worked. The only thing we were left with is regret.
"Yuna, I'm sorry"
Yuna: No, I don't want this anymore...I don't want friends to die...or fade away. I don't want battles where we have to lose in order to win. Nooj, I know what you say is what you mean to do. But give me your resolve. Believe in Yuna.
STATIC...
The image returns as Vegnagun awakens to its beastly form. The audience camera shows over the audience's reaction of seeing a massive beast.
STATIC...
The image returns with the Gullwings agianst the tail. Yuna and Paine held thier mighty blades in their Dark Knight Garments. Both ladies releasing large amounts of energy with every "Darkness" That emerged from their bodies. Rikku, carefree as always, says "Boo-boo's begone!" And healed her girlfriends to good health. The tail begins to spark and crumble away from the platform. Rikku sees Leblanc with her two henchmen feeling the blow from Vegnagun's massive foot.
STATIC...
Through the slight fuzz you can see the Gullwings run jumping towards Logos and Ormi. Weak, they speak to Yuna.
Logos: Please!
Ormi: Help the Boss.
Yuna: The Gullwings are on it!
YRP reach the core as their new friends were recieving a barrage of bullets from Vegnagun's head.
Scenes of a great battle between the machina's core and the three girls were depicted. Amazement, Fear, Anger... just some of the emotions running through the viewer's heads. Just think, Yuna had saved the world again, and this time no one knew! Everyone just thought that her song in the Thunder Plains was the reason for her new fame in Spira. The machina was finally destoyed and the audience cheered for the girls like when they were celebrating Sin's destuction.
STATIC...
Vegnagun's opened it's mouth and released its exaggeratingly oversized canon. Agian the crowd gasped.
STATIC...
The static had skipped the whole battle between. A dead machina lied there while a strange glowing man walked towards Yuna, dressed in her songstress garment. Baralai had passed out and Paine ran to his side. Yuna just stood there.
Yuna: Shuyin, There is something I need to tell you. Words left unspoken for a thousand years... "I love You". And I'm thankful that you were with me to the very end.
Shuyin: But, I couldn't save you.
Yuna: It does not matter. Please, don't go on grieving alone...rest...
Shuyin: (pyreflies begin to emerge as he walks closer to Yuna) We can finally fade, together. (Shuyin get's too close. His vision clears and see's Yuna's face instead of his love's) NO! YOU ARE NOT LENNE!
Rikku: You just don't get it do you?
Paine: It's no use he's not listening.
Yuna: Shuyin. Please stop this!
Yuna, Rikku and Paine had to fight once more. After growing weak from the machina, they had to fight the controller. Yuna decided to handle this herself. She filled her grids power to the brink and unleashed it's secret... Floral Fallal. The High Summoner bloom out of the large flower with the beauty and strength of an aeon. Her power blooms into a Great Whirl. The rainbow of light blows Shuyin great damage. But retaliates again and again with Overdrive attacks that resemble the one's of her love. Tidus, most of all, was amazed by his likeness. He had only heard about Shuyin but truly never saw him. Minutes passed of footage of the battle taking place. Until, Shuyin had fallen. Yuna returned to her normal self. Grieving Shuyin now depressed and alone. Lenne finally reveals herself and the lost love finally meets. As the two souls say their final words the crowd applauses furiously. The sphere is cut off and Shelinda is seen crying.
Shelinda: sniff... That was so...beautiful...Let's take a quick break and I'll go get some tissues.
COMMERCIAL #2
(Three Macalania musicians softly playing to a crowd. Barkeep Hypello walks in front off the camera)
Barkeep: Come to new cafe in Moonflow yesh. Tonight we b-be having mushic and danshing, yesh. Moonflow Cafe on the shouth bank. Come Yesh?
(A/N So I took an old one, kiss my ass!)
Shelinda: And we're back, Wow I have to say what we saw has to be the scariest thing of the year.
Paine: I don't know... I still say Rikku's hair is worse.
Rikku: HEY! Will you cut that out already!
Paine: Well, Look who's talking!
Rikku: Oops...grrrrr!
TRANSMISSION CUT-----------EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES-------------------------------------------------------------STAND BY.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------SIGNAL RETURNED.
Shelinda: Umm, I'm very sorry out there. Our electricity got cut off, but were fine now right guys?
Voice: Not for long.
(The soundstage doors slam open. A mysterious figure flws gracefully in.)
Figure: A pleasure it is to see you again Lady Yuna. I must saw your new outfit is quite charming.
Yuna: Who are You!
Figure: Why High Summoner? I'd think you'd remember me greatly. Let me give you a hand!
(The shadow races toward Yuna and grabs her by the throat, carrying her up in the air)
Yuna: No...Seymour.
Paine: Maester Seymour!
Tidus: I thought I got rid of you!
Seymour: Oh dear boy. Not even a sending could stop me. And now I have returned to seek my revenge on those who ruined my plans. And now that I know of Vegnagun...(laughs)... I can rule Spira once again (laughs, The audience panics and trembles in fear, but no one seems to run. Shelinda tries to calm everyone down.)
Rikku: PUT YUNIE DOWN!
Tidus: Your not getting out of here alive! Dead? Whatever you are! (RPT cast out their weapons, The shadow holds Yuna as his hostage.)
Seymour: Your choice BOY! Her life? (points to the audience) or theirs?
Yuna: NO! Seymour please! STOP!
Seymour: Quiet You! Just for that (HE releases Yuna and she falls over 10 feet to the ground. He looks over at the audience, and casts out a hand...) Death awaits all! (LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
The screens turns black, in the soundstage its darker than night. Screams are heard from all around.The power returns to the soundstage. Yuna, Rikku, Paine, and Tidus stand alone on Shelinda's stage. The audience all piled on the ground in pools of blood. Seymour had taken all their lives, Shelinda was on the ground by a camera, she was slightly breathing. Yuna ran to her side.
Yuna: Shelinda! Shelinda, please...It's gonna be okay.
Shelinda: (very weak) La...ady...Yu...Yun..a...Yuna...
Yuna: What is it?
Paine: She should just relax, don't you think? We need to get help!
Shelinda: No...no...Yuna...You...you...
Yuna: Me?
Shelinda (starting slow and ending loud and fast) You...just..got..LOCO'D IN LUCA! (The crowds go back on their feet and cheer and laugh! Confetti starts falling from the ceiling. The Gullwings just stand their with their jaws hitting the floor. The camera loved every second)
Yuna: (gets up) ...(pause, looks around in shock)...SON OF BI-
END TRANSMISSION-
I know I'm late but still, I haven't taken down my decorations. So i hoped everyone had a happy Halloween. REVIEW!