Shelinda

Episode Ten: Born a Bachelor, Die a Bachelor: Part II

It's the next day in Spira. Back on the Celsiu, The Gullwings were still panicking in the Cabin even though they started screaming 24 hours ago.

Gullwings: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Buddy: (toughts) I'm tired of screaming. (speaks) WILL EVERYBODY JUST SHUT UP! (everyone shuts up)

Rikku: Hey what was that for?

Buddy: You have noticed that we are all still in the cabin, and were still flying. Right?

Tidus: So we've been on auto-pilot all this time?

Buddy: (embarrased) I guess so. (Everyone looks down at Shinra)

Shinra: I'm just a kid... (everyone falls to the ground)

Yuna: So what time is it?

Rikku: (Turns on the sphere screen) Hey! It's "Shelinda" Time!

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Shelinda: Good Evening Spira! Welcome to part two of this very special episode of Shelinda! Now for those who don't remember last night's show... We had Brother, the "official" leader of the Gullwings. He came on to our show so he can get back into the dating scene. So we, including Dr.P, gave him a makeover and a crash course on dating etiquette... So, does everybody want to know what happened?

Let's find out! Please give a round of applause to Brother and Dr.P!

(The two Gullwings walk out onto the set. Paine joins Shelinda in the audience side while Brothers takes one of the four seats onset. Shelinda greets Dr.P and continues to Brother)

Shelinda: So Brother... How did it go?

Paine: How'd you do?

Brother: Great. I had a lot of fun! And the ladies did too!

Shelinda: That's wonderful! Now let's see if the ladies agree. First, lets bring out your date from last night, please give a warm welcome to... Rubi!

(A young lady walks out on stage, she is in her early 20's about 5'6''. She 's white and has dark brown hair down to her shoulders and brown eyes. Rubi is wearing a bold red v-neck top and a long black skirt.)

Shelinda: Thank you for coming Rubi, So how did your date go?

Rubi: umm...great?

FLASHBACK

(Rbi and Brother were sitting in an Al-Bhed restaurant in Luca enjoying their meal. Things weren't going too bad... Unfortunately, Brother forgot almost all his table manners.)

Brother: This is delicious! (scarfs down more bites of his meal)

Rubi: (Trying to get his attention) Umm.. Brother. So your the captain of the Gullwings?

Brother: Hmm... (mouthful, spitting out gobbles of food bettween words) Oh... yes... We hunt... spheres...alot...

Rubi: (cleaning herself) Right... so um... How is it like working with the high summoner?

Brother: It's alright. (finishes his meal and unbuttons his pants at the table) Ughh... That was good!

So what do you want to do now?

Rubi: Well... (wanting to finish this date) You see... umm... I forgort to... Washmy Hair! Yeah, I forgot tonight is when I wash my hair and I can't go of schedule. So... (she gets up, he follows her out the door.)

Brother: Well umm... goodnight then... (leans in for a kiss, Rubi runs away!)

FLASHBACK OVER

Paine: Brother! I'm very disappointed with you! How could you be such a pig?

Brother: Um... I'm just a kid?

Paine: STOP! It barely works for Shinra! Why the Hell should it work for you!

Shelinda: Rubi? So I take it there won't be a second date, right?

Rubi: Not in your life! Can I go now?

Shelinda: Of course... Thank you for coming.(she leaves) Folks let's take a commercial break and we'll be back to see if the next day went a little smoother.

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(Celsisus)

Tidus: Did Brother listen to anything Paine told him?

Rikku: Please it's Brother!

Yuna: Did you see how he looked? I can't believe he's wearing a shirt!

Rikku: And pants that fit!

Tidus: I hope the look isn't just for the show.

Rikku: Its back on...

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Shelinda: Welcome back. Brother... Brother... Borther... Let's see if you did better with your second date. Everyone, Let's give a warm welcome to, Luiza!

(Luiza is a short blonde al-bhed girl. Kinda reminded Brother of Rikku, but Luiza was pleasant to be around with. She entered in traditional Al-bhed green uniform)

Shelinda: Welcome Luiza, Now I hope your date went better than the last.

Luiza: Actually, It wasn't that bad. I work for Mr. Rin on the Highroad as a hover pilot. So we had a few things in common.

Brother: Yeah, It was a lot of fun. We went chocobo riding on the highroad.

FLASHBACK

(It was a sunny morning on the Mi'hen Highroad. The two were riding side by side on chocobos talking. A/N: But who cares. So lets go to when the fun started...)

Brother: This is fun. I've never been on a chocobo before.

Luiza: Not many Al Bhed have, too bad though. I find it a lot more fun than the hovers.

Brother: Say you wanna race?

Luiza: Are you sure you can take me?

Brother: 3...2...1...

Luiza: Go! (Luiza gets a head start)

Brother: No fair! (His chocobo chases her's)

(The two riders race north on the Highroad. Passing the various walkers and the machina patrols. As they reach the Agency. Luiza wins the race and parks the chocobo in the pen. Brother finally arrives.)

Luiza: Let's go inside to get a drink.

Brother: Aww... But I want to have Fun! Can't we keep going?

Luiza: After... okay

Brother: Okay... (he gets off the chocobo and sends it to the pen.)

FLASHBACK OVER

Paine: Well that sounds sweet. Luiza, How was his manners in the agency?

Luiza: Well... he is a little messy, but not as bad as his previous date. (They lightly hold each other's hand)

Shelinda: Aww... that is so sweet! But I do need you to wait backstage and give his third date a chance. We won't be long.

Brother: Do we have to?

Shelinda: I'm sorry. (Luiza and Brother hug and she was pleasantly backstage) Let's quickly get into your third date... Let's bring out Pitusa!

(Pitusa is the tallest of his free dates and the most endowed. She has black crimmped and curled hair. She comes in dressed in a blue mini skirt and a white long sleeve top, she sits next to in a lazy manner Brother)

Shelinda: Um... Pitusa, I'm afraid I have to ask you to cross your legs. (Pitusa does)

Paine: So how was it with you two?

Brother: BEST DATE EVER!

Pitusa: (nonchalant) It was alright, He's not the best I've had. But he was good...

Paine: Excuse me?

Pitusa: (bitchy) What are you retarded?

FLASHBACK

(In a small inn in Luca. Smashing and pounding noises are heard in the hallway from one of the rooms.)

Voice: BROTHER HIGHER!

Voice: RRROOOGGGERRR!

Voice:BROTHER FASTER!

Voice:RROOOGGGEEERRR!

Voice:I CNT HEAR YOU!

Voice: RRRRRROOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR!

FLASHBACK

(The crowd is silent, Shelinda is shocked.)

Paine: Let's take a break. We'll see you in minute.

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(Airship, the three Gullwings just sat there with there jaws hitting the floor in silence)

Gullwings: ...

Tidus: Oh...

Rikku: My...

Yuna: Gah... (thought to herself when she said those words to him)

Rikku: Yunie?

Yuna:...

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Paine: Welcome back. Now Brother, who do you choose to have a second date with...

Brother: Well its obvious... Luiza!

(Luiza is invited back onstage. Only she is not with the same happy face as she left.)

Luiza: BASTARD! (She smacks him hard across the face and kicks him once in the groin)

Paine: Ouch...

Paine: Well, Brother... We ought to get back to the airship, right?

Brother: (on the floor recovering from his injury)

Paine: Um.. Good night everyone!

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