A/N: Chapter Thirteen. Sadly this fic is about to end…and I'm going to cry. It's the first one I've written that's like this or even this long. I'm proud of my accomplishment! Thanks to all my reviewers!

Chapter Thirteen: Mustang's Revenge

"He's just getting started." Riza repeated with a wicked smile this time. "Quick, give me more ammo. I want to make sure that he dies." Havoc sweat dropped, Hughes dropped to his knees to cry rivers of tears, and Armstrong let the pink sparkles fly.

"Now, Now Miss Hawkeye you shouldn't kill mustang. He's saving you! As a matter of fact…"

"Yes, I know. The secret of killing people has been passed down the Armstrong Line for generations. I get the picture, but who said anything about killing the Colonel. He's to important right now to worry about such things. I can always shoot him later."

"Well, then on that note…wouldn't you just love to see pictures of my sweet Elysia?" Hughes asked suddenly pelting pink hearts at the others making Havoc duck, Hawkeye roll her eyes and aim her gun as well as Armstrong now flexing his muscles again after just putting his shirt back on. It also caused Kaiya to drop kick him.

"Point well taken." He said his voice now muffled from where Kaiya had hog tied him with some rope she'd been handed by a kid in spiky hair, tube top, and mini-skirt.

"That should hold him till we get back to Eastern Command. Then we might untie him."

"Maybe you should worry about yourself first." The kid who'd handed the rope to Kaiya said. They turned around and saw Edward standing there.

"Just in time then Edward. Where's Winry?" He snickered and changed his arm into his favorite knife.

"She decided to stay home. I've got this job all to myself." He said attacking them. Riza popped off five rounds at him before he fell back to the ground and had to change back.

"Looks like you can't even act like the real Edward, but you sure are short like him."

"Who you callin' short. BITCH!" He tried to strike out at her, but was stopped; as Lust and Gluttony were; by Hughes' knives.

"Don't call the little lady a BTH. That's rude and obnoxious you BSAD." Hughes popped off.

"And you impersonated army personnel. That's a capitol offense and states you can be shot on the spot." Kaiya retorted suddenly popping off a flicker of flame.

"Woo hoo! Three down and four to go!" Hughes cried doing the Crash Bandicoot dance. Hawkeye rolled her eyes and turned away from them. There were no more explosions coming from the back and she wondered if the fight was already over. The Grant rounded the corner a little charred and periodically jumped at the little spark of flame that hit him in the ass. Hawkeye stepped out in the middle of the hallway and raised her pistol. She had one shot left and had to make it good. Mustang let loose one more burst of flame just as Grant stopped in front of Hawkeye and her raised gun.

"Looks like Colonel Mustang, The Flame Alchemist really won't kill you." She said before shooting him between the eyes. Grant fell backward bleeding a trail of blood down the hall.

"Remind us never to piss you off." Havoc whimpered.

Anwand theredfa sammmmmmmeee gooeeewwwassss ffeeerrrr mmmeeehhh trrrouu." Hughes said from his spot on the floor.

"Huh? I couldn't quite understand that one." Hawkeye said crouching down in front of him.

"I think he said 'and the same goes for me too'." Kaiya translated.

"And me too." Mustang said coming into clearer view. A thin veil of smoke filled the hallway making the outlines of the others a little hard to see.

"Where's the Furher?" Kaiya suddenly asked.

"The Furher is here?" Hawkeye asked looking around.

"Well, he was right behind us when we came in after the Colonel." Havoc said.

"It doesn't matter now. The fights over. Maybe he wanted us to give him a fair trial, but didn't think he deserved it. So he didn't want to be here to witness our behavior." Kaiya said.

"Yeah, but you gotta hand it to the Flame and Pistol woman here."

"Yea…Revenge is a sweet thing." Hawkeye said taking a step toward Mustang.

"A very, very sweet thing." Mustang said hugging her.

"Awwwwwwwwwwww." The echo of cuteness could be heard from the other four and was silenced by the sound of Hawkeye putting a fresh clip in her gun.

"It's still cute." Kaiya said. She smiled turning away from the two. "Come on boys. Let's leave them alone." She said leading the way for the other three. Hughes tried to hang back and take pictures, but was shot near the ear by the Lieutenant and ran from the scene so full of love.

"Thank-you Colonel Mustang." Hawkeye said looking up at her superior.

"I couldn't let him hurt you Lieutenant Hawkeye."

"Revenge is sweet." She said.

"Yes, it is, but not as sweet as the prize at the end of it." Mustang said gruffly bending forward to whisper a soft kiss across her lips.