Disclaimer: Characters related to 'Digimon' do not belong to me and belong to Toei Animation respectfully.
Author's Note: I'm not certain if Beelzebumon actually had fur, so apologies for any inaccuracy there.
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I'm Too Sexy: Beelzebumon Style
By Charles Xavier
(Parody of 'I'm Too Sexy' by Right Said Fred)
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I'm too sexy for my hair, too sexy for my hair,
Hair's going
to leave me!
I'm too sexy for my fur, too sexy for my fur,
So
sexy it hurts!
And I'm too sexy for my pants, too sexy for
pants,
Too sexy for Japan!
And I'm too sexy for Ruki's
party
Too sexy for her party,
No way I'm going dancing!
I'm
a Digimon, you know what I mean,
And I do my little turn on the
sidewalk
Yeah, on the sidewalk, on the sidewalk, yeah!
I swing
my little tail on the sidewalk!
I'm too sexy for my bike, too
sexy for my bike,
Too sexy, all right!
And I'm too sexy for my
gun,
Too sexy for my gun, so sexy it's fun!
I'm a
Digimon, you know what I mean,
And I do my little turn on the
sidewalk
Yeah, on the sidewalk, on the sidewalk, yeah!
I swing
my little tail on the sidewalk!
I'm too sexy for my…too sexy for my…too sexy for my…
'Cause I'm a Digimon, you know
what I mean,
And I do my little turn on the sidewalk
Yeah, on
the sidewalk, on the sidewalk, yeah!
I swing my little tail on the
sidewalk!
I'm too sexy for Leomon, too sexy for Leomon,
Poor
Leo, poor Leomon!
I'm too sexy for my hair, too sexy for my
hair,
Hair's going to leave me!
And I'm too sexy for this show!
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Fin