A/N: If you were wondering, this is Not a MistyXHibiki story. It's a DitaXHibiki story, i just made some scenes like that so you can see the love triangle going on. But besides that, enjoy. Remember, slowly but surely Hibiki begins to feel more and more attracted to Dita. Read and Review.

Chapter Four: Kissing Lessons

"Don't try it. You are just saying that. Deep down in your heart you know that's not true. You know that isn't true. But what is, is that I once did. Misty is all yours, now Mr. Alien. I suggest we investigate these premonitions away from each other." she said. The door hissed behind her leaving Hibiki in the dark, he would have never guessed this would happen. He had to admit, women were strange.

Days went by as he had frequent visitors, but Dita had never returned for a second visit. He tried to remain optimistic about things but his mind kept reminding him of his past thoughts that never seemed to fade away. He was surprised to find that Misty was occasionally coming. She was frequently making him cards and other special items. She seemed to forgive him for the small incident and soon was by his side every day. He wasn't able to get out of bed since Duelo was constantly running tests. Although, it didn't bother him much. It granted him time to think and to keep an eye our the window for any enemy fighters.

It was his last day in the emergency ward, he laid on his bed staring at the ceiling. He had one hell of a problem. Two girls, life threatening visions, and his uncanny ability to say the wrong things as the wrong time. He was searching his mind for ideas on how to warn everyone when the door hissed open. He looked in that direction and there stood Misty, once again. She walked over and sat at the edge of his bed. To his surprise, she wasn't as cheerful.

"Dita is very worried about you" she finally spoke. Hibiki scoffed and turned in his bed.

"I seriously doubt it. If she does, than why doesn't she come?" he sighed. Misty smiled and placed a hand on his shoulder.

"She asks me about your progress every day, and you know. Not everything I bring is from me. Some of it is from her. We've come to an agreement." she said. Hibiki had no emotion for that, his mind taught him to react that way. Besides that, this was his chance.

"Misty? You know how to kiss a guy right?" he asked in a way so that she didn't get the wrong idea. His plan landed short as Misty blushed a deep red.

"Yeah? Do you want me to kiss you?" she said pushing her face close to his, her lips met his for a split second as she retreated smirking.

"Well, do you know how a guy is supposed to kiss a girl?" he asked feeling himself blush.

"Yeah? So?" she asked licking her lips making Hibiki slide back in his bed. He didn't know what he was getting himself into. But he wanted to learn, so he can show Dita.

"You think you can teach me?" he said pulling the sheets over his eyes, he felt very embarrassed and couldn't stand to see Misty's very large grin. Misty pulled it down but didn't wear a smile but instead a slight frown.

"It's not something I can teach, you have to practice" she said. Hibiki gave her a confused look.

"How do you suppose I do that? It's not like I can get with any women on this damn ship. Who then?" he said. Misty immediately stuck a hand in the air, her little blobbed creature formed an exclamation mark above her head. He sighed, if he wanted this then there was no way around it. Maybe Dita would be impressed on this new knowledge. Misty inched closer to him, her smile spread widely across her face. On first instinct, Hibiki backed away making Misty frown.

"Look Hibiki, if you're serious about this then you have to be more into it. A girl finds it offensive if you back away." she said holding up a finger. He let out a defeated sigh as he moved closer to her. He swung his now free legs off the bed so he was sitting horizontally to her, he placed his hands on his lap and looked at them. Something he wasn't good at was looking at someone in the eye especially if there about to lock lips. Misty slid her hand under his chin and turned his head to her. Her red eyes gleaming in the light like amber stones. She gently and slowly leaned in and lightly kissed him. An electrical surge jolted through his body, stimulating every single nerve in it. She pulled away and smiled, Hibiki blushed intensely.

"That's it? That wasn't so bad, I can nail that for sure." he said feeling confident. Misty who wore a face of delight shook her head. Hibiki stopped his victory dance.

"Not so fast, that simply won't do. You have to have to put more feeling into it. More passion!" she exclaimed. Hibiki gave her an expressionless face.

"Passion? I heard that before, what does that mean?" he said scratching his head. Misty fell off the bed and landed with a thud on the floor.

"You don't know? Fine, I'm going to have to show you." she said standing and pulling Hibiki to his feet. She placed her hands on the sides of his head and leaned in, it wasn't like the kiss before when it was all gentle and such. This one, she sort of forced. She literally jammed her mouth over his. She went for the kill with that one, she didn't just simply peck his lips but instead she forced her tongue into his mouth. Hibiki pushed her away, spitting at the floor.

"What the hell is wrong with you? That's disgusting! I bet that's something women made up! Geez, I asked you to help me not eat me." he said with his tongue hanging out of his mouth. Misty smiled.

"Don't be so silly, you're just not used to making out." she said. Confusion was having a field day with Hibiki as it ceased to let go of him. What in the world is "making out"? Misty gave a sigh. "I'm guessing you don't know what that means either. Wow, this is like teaching someone how to read. Frustrating at first but rewarding at the end. No matter, listen up. There are more than one way to kiss a person." she stated. Hibiki felt his jaw drop, there was more than one way to do this?

"The first kiss was only a friendly peck, the second is called a french kiss." she said. Hibiki stupidly began counting how many he completed so far. "By the way, why do you want to know anyway?" she said. Hibiki looked at the floor, Misty wasn't stupid as much many people tend to argue with that but she knew what he was facing.

"Your thinking about Dita again, aren't you?" she said. Hibiki feebly nodded his head, Misty understood the connection between them. Maybe she could use this to her advantage.

"Okay, you want to get things straight with Dita right? So, pretend I'm her. What will you say and how will you approach her." she said sitting on the bed crossing her legs. Hibiki looked at her, he puffed out his chest and walked to her trying to pretend that she indeed was Dita.

"Um... look I'm sorry for being such a jerk lately. It's just that, I... I fear for your safety. I just get aggravated with these stupid nightmares. For some reason, I'm getting this weird feeling for you. I never felt this way towards a anyone before. So I just want to tell you that... I... I... I love you and um..."

WHACK!

Hibiki fell to the floor, he felt a throbbing pain on his head as he soon realized Misty had punched him square in the forehead.

"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, GOD DAMMIT!" he shouted rubbing his head. Misty wore a disgusted face as she held her fist high in the air, she was strong.

"You freakin' idiot. That's not how you do it! You're being too straight forward! Gosh, do men around here know anything about women?" she said. Hibiki got up and glared at her. He was going to have to learn this the hard way.

Isn't it funny how it's taking Hibiki a long time to understand the basic concepts of women, which makes everything much easier to write. So what you think? REVIEW!