Lord Sidious to Lord Vader

by emm-ee-emm

Sidious gets drunk just when he has to talk with Lord Vader. Here's what the letter looks like.

I don't own "Star Wars," any of the movies, Lord Vader (although I've got my eye on that suit), Lord Sidious, or anything else in this poem.

Lord Sidious to Lord Vader

Lord Vader,

Lightsabers are red,

Lightsabers are blue.

I am your master.

That much will do.

Some crystals are red,

Others are blue.

Whatever I say,

You shall do.

My blade is red,

And yours is blue.

Of blades that are red,

Lord Maul has two.

Lasers are red,

Lasers are blue.

Well, not really,

but I need something to...

...Rhyme not with "red,"

But with "blue."

This has been fun.

I'll talk to you again soon.

Lord Sidious