A/N: Next chap up, looks like people really like it so enjoy more IIP...Not much to say to the people who reviewed it aside from thnx ya all
Kitsurumenokitsune: Was that a bad Oh my... or a good O my... XD?
Now let the NejiTen,NaruHina and NaruAyame fluff begin XP
Chapter 4:The Matchmaking Duo!
When Neji arived back in his room at the Hyuuga mansion, Tenten was already awake and sitting on Neji's bed. "Good morning, Neji." Tenten said smiling.
"Good morning..."
"Have you slept well?" Tenten asked cheerful.
"Yeah, kind of surprised to find you next to me though." Neji answered.
"Sorry if you didn't want that...But I was really sleepy and thought you wouldn't mind me sleeping next to you." Tenten said as Neji sat down on his bed.
"Hope you didn't mind." Tenten said as she crawled towards Neji on all fours. Neji didn't reply, he was thinking of a way to save Naruto and himself out of this mess.
"Still sleepy?" Tenten asked when she wrapped her arms around Neji and rested her head on his shoulder.
"No, that's not it." Neji said.
"Then why are you so quiet?" Tenten asked.
"Tenten, go take a shower or have breakfast. I need to do some thinking to help someone out with his problems." Neji replied.
"Whose problems?" Tenten asked as she let Neji loose and looked surprised at him.
"Naruto, I'll explain it to you later." Neji said. Tenten nodded then jumped of Neji's bed and ran into his bathroom. Neji closed his eyes to be fully concentrated. He knew that it depended on Ino's gossiping what options they had.
"If Ino was talking bad about Naruto's 'preformance' in bed, then it would either be either that Naruto would become the laughing stock of the village and clear our problems...well his anyway...However...If she thought Naruto was great and spread the word...More girls would know it and depending on what Ino says...want it as well." Neji thought. "But what can we do if word does spread that Naruto slept with Ino...Hmm...It must be something that will benefit us both...Let's see...Naruto would be by now known as a real ladies man...Well atleast after last night...That means the girls will think that he knows a lot about what to do to make a girl 'happy'...And the guys will think that too." Neji realised that there was something that you could do with this. Then all of a sudden it hit Neji. "Since they'll think he's quite the romantic person now...He could start a dating service, which makes money and solves both our problems most likely." Neji thought.
"I'm such a genius at some times...Let's just hope Naruto is one in bed." Neji said proud of the plan he thought up. "Why would you hope that, love?" Tenten said as she got out of the bathroom with a towel wrapped around her.
"Could you atleast put something on Tenten..." Neji said, blushing as he saw Tenten,who just walked towards him and hugged him.
"I could do that, but I also could take it off." Tenten said motioning her hand towards her towel. "Ehm...Let's not do that right now, ok?" Neji replied as he stopped Tenten's hand.
"So, what's this thing about hoping Naruto is good in bed?" Tenten asked as she moved behind Neji and wrapped her arms around his neck. He figured that Tenten wouldn't go anywhere untill he told her.
"Well...Naruto is troubled by what happened last night." Neji started.
"Oh yeah that's right...People got drunk...Hihi...Even I was a bit wasted." Tenten giggled.
"Anyway...Naruto ended up waking up today in bed with two girls and only his boxers on, remembering nothing...The two girls were well...pretty much naked." Neji continued on.
"So he figured that something happened...Now that wouldn't be that bad...however it's with who he did it."
"Who were they then? I can't think of a injured Sakura in his bed right now..." Tenten said as she gave it some thought.
"It was one of his 'escorts' and...Ino." Neji said trying to hold back his laughter.
"I-Ino!" Tenten replied shocked. It was at this point that Tenten fell down on her back and started rolling over Neji's bed while laughing.
"I'm sorry! It's just that it's almost impossible to imagine those two being together!" Tenten said with tears in her eyes from laughing. Neji couldn't help it but fall down and start laughing as well.
"Don't tell me that you just cracked up about what I said." Tenten responded to Neji's sudden burst of laughter.
"You should've seen me when Naruto told it to me." Neji said as he tried to be serious.
"Can you imagine them holding hands, walking trough Konoha?" Neji then said as he thought of the two, walking hand in hand. Tenten tried to hold back her laughter.
"I'll take that as a yes. Anyway I've this plan to start a dating service with him...well if Ino is as predictable as I hope she is, bragging to every girl she knows about how good Naruto was." Neji said.
"You know, it would be funny if those two actually hooked up." Tenten said as she looked towards Neji.
"Well, when I'm co-owner of the dating service anything is possible I guess." Neji said as he looked towards Tenten and smiled. The Hyuuga couldn't help it, for some reason he started liking Tenten and feel attracted towards her.
"Neji..." Tenten said when Neji moved his hand under her towel, putting it around her waist and pulling her closer towards him. Neji gently started to kiss Tenten, first on her mouth then a couple of times in her neck while ending again with a long deep kiss on her mouth again. After the kiss Tenten jumped up.
"I need to go to the bathroom." Tenten said as she hastened herself towards the bathroom. Just before entering it Tenten turned around towards Neji and looked at him blushing crazy. "The door will be open." She said then quickly headed in. Neji jumped up from his bed as well and shook his head.
Even though he felt attracted right now to Tenten, he didn't want to go inside. So instead he headed towards the courtyard to train a bit.
A/N:Sorry folks gotta keep Neji a bit in char. for now...To me he doesn't seem like the kind of guy to instantly jump any girl and all XP
After some while Tenten came outside to the courtyard as well. "Tenten, Could you help me with my Kaiten training? It's the last thing I want to do before heading out to meet with Naruto." Neji said. "Kaiten training? But I thought you already mastered Hakkeshou Kaiten?" Tentena asked. Suddenly Neji noticed that Tenten had a red blush on her face, but he wouldn't ask her why.
"I want to see if I can make it stronger and the only way to do that is to increasing the power of it while deflecting constant attacks." Neji explained and saw that Tenten basically was confused.
"I don't... really... understand..." Tenten said as she looked at Neji.
"Ok, my Kaiten only last for a very short while, however it deflects every attack in that small period. This means that if my opponent would figure this out and send and attack after his first attack there is a high chance I won't be able to deflect it with chakra. Say my opponent lauches a powerful and long Fire technique at me. I'd be able to stop the flames with my kaiten but once I stop spinning I'll be burned to death anyway." Neji explained, hoping that Tenten now understood.
Tenten nodded and got ready to train with Neji. After about two hours worth of training, both of them were exhausted and needed a break. They headed back inside to Neji's room where they grabbed something to eat from Neji's fridge and layed down on the bed.
"You ok?" Neji asked as he looked at the exhausted Tenten that layed next to him.
"I'm ok...just a bit tired..." Tenten replied while breathing real heavy.
"You don't look ok to me. I'm sorry that I made you use your Shoshoryuu that often, it must have almost completely drained you." Neji said.
"No...I loved doing it...I'll do anything for you...Neji..." Tenten said still breathing heavy, while slightly smiling at him.
"Alright, just rest here ok? Don't go anywhere until I'm back. I want to make sure that you don't pass out on the middle of the street." Neji said as he got up. Tenten nodded as she rolled over and closed her eyes.
Neji listened and was relieved to hear her softly breathing again. He wanted to check for her polse but think that would be exaggerating it.
After picking up some of his usual shinobi equipment, something that was a basic routine for himwhenever he heads out,Neji headed out to meet up with Naruto, who'd most likely be training or eating at the ramen shop again as it was nearly noon. Neji decided to check the ramen place first, since that was the easiest one to find out.
"As expected...You are here." Neji said as he saw the blonde haired boy looking up from his bowl of ramen.
"Neji?" Naruto said with a mouthfull of noodles.
"I've got a plan so hurry up with that ramen of yours so we can go and see if it can work." Neji explained. Naruto's eyes widened as he quickly gobbled the remaining ramen up and left with Neji. On their way trough Konoha, Neji explained everything to Naruto.
"Wow... that IS a great idea. Extra money means extra ramen! You really are a genius!" Naruto cheered.
"You only think of food, don't you?" Neji asked.
"Anyway, You sure this will help us both out?" Naruto asked.
"Well it brings in money. You don't have to worry about the tale of you and Ino doing...things...since people will be too busy doing...things... with eachother." Neji said.
Naruto interrupted Neji while they turned around a corner "So how does it help out you?"
"Well...I'm starting to really like Tenten...But I need to know for sure if I really like her or not. So we need to make a policy in our dating agency that if a girl doesn't get a date either one of us will go out with her atleast once. Hopefully, Anko-san will also want a date for something and then we could make things happen." Neji answered smiling.
"I don't like that really, if Tenten really is in love with you, you'll hurt her really bad." Naruto said with crossed arms.
"Well...That's why we need it to be a policy...Since we promised that we can't go back on our word now can we? I'll explain to her that it's completely for business and I don't want anything with Anko at all...Ofcourse the opposite might be true but we'll see by then." Neji replied.
"So basically...If this works out we are the gods of love?" Naruto asked.
"...I'm not even going to reply to that title...But yes we'd have a lot of power." Neji said, finding it disturbing that people would think of him as a 'God of Love'.
"What's our name going to be anyway?" Naruto asked.
"We'll worry about that later...Now it's time to start our mission." Neji said as he activated his Byakugan when they arived in front of the Yamananka Flower Shop. Naruto and Neji walked inside and as they hoped, Ino was behind the cash register.
"Ino, I'd like to by some flowers for Tenten...Do you have any recommendations?" Neji asked as he walked up the counter. Ino looked up from her drawing on the counter and covered it up with her arms when she saw that Naruto was behind him. Neji had seen what she was drawing though, a lot of hearts and Naruto's name.
"Uhm...Yeah...The roses and orchids are over there. Most guys give those to their girlfriend." Ino said.
"Good morning, Ino." Naruto said greeting Ino as Neji walked towards the roses and orchids.
"Ow...hey Naruto...What are you doing here?" Ino asked as she blushed and stared at the blonde haired boy, yet not directly into his eyes.
"He wanted to come with me to the flower shop as he needed to talk about something with you...Wouldn't tell me what though..." Neji instantly said while crouching to give the flowers 'a better look even though he had his byakugan active.
"You wanted...to ask me something?" Ino asked blushing. Naruto played it cool and stepped behind the counter and pulled the girl closer to him.
"Yeah...I'd like to know what you thought of my preformance last night." Naruto whispered into Ino's ear. Neji instantly noticed the girl turning more red than the roses he was currently examening. Ino then whispered something back into his ear for about half a minute. Naruto then gave Ino a kiss on her cheek, thanked her and left the shop leaving the girl blushing like mad. Neji stood up now and turned towards Ino the instant Naruto walked out of the shop.
"I like the white roses better, I'd like to have a bouqete of those." Neji said pointing towards the white roses. Ino woke up from her day dreaming and went towards the roses and grabbed the amount that was needed.
"So are you two having something?" Neji asked Ino as she was busy with the flowers. Ino blushed even more right now as she didn't want to look into Neji's eyes.
"Not really...but we did do something last night." Ino said, the last part only at the same volume as whispering.
"Is that so, huh? Does anyone else know?" Neji asked grinning.
"Ehm well...I've told Sakura, who was shocked when I told her the entire story...other then that no one I guess." Ino replied.
"You really like him?" Neji asked.
"I do now." Ino replied then realised that she was saying all of this to Neji and looked up towards him to see him grinning widely.
"Please don't tell anyone else this...I'm sure Sakura will tell everyone but I don't need two people spreading the dirt about me and...Naruto..." Ino said as she looked towards the counter and handed Neji the flowers she had just wrapped for him. Neji reached into his pocket and grabbed his wallet.
"That's 500 yen then." Ino said and Neji handed over the money.
A/N: Sorry...dunno how much a reasonable price would be so excuse me if I'm off '...
"Thank you." Neji said as he put his pocketed his wallet and turned around. With his 360 degree range of the Byakugan he saw Ino instantly leaning on one arm again and drawing on the counter. Once outside he saw a cheerful Naruto waiting for him.
"You don't have to tell me, I could already see it." Neji said as he passed Naruto.
"Alright then! Now we can start!" Naruto said cheerful.
"Naruto...Here's my advice on Ino..." Neji said. Naruto's cheerful mood suddenly changed as he looked at the Hyuuga with slight confusion.
"Even though you don't really like her...Take her out to dinner atleast once...She looks really in love with you right now, so if you'd go and try to hook up with someone else you'd break her heart...Which is never a good thing." Neji said.
"Yeah but...I don't like her. So why would it work between me and her?" Naruto asked.
"You think the same right now about Ino as I did about Tenten." Neji said as he deactivated his Byakugan and looked at the white roses he held in his hand. Naruto looked with wide eyes at the Hyuuga, who actually seemed happy.
"Well...I'll take her out once we started up our business and made some money. I guess there isn't really any other girl out there who REALLY likes me..." Naruto said looking towards the ground.
"You'd be surprised." Neji said laughing.
"How would you know?" Naruto asked confused.
"I see many things with these eyes...And most of it are things that I tend to keep to myself." Neji said as he turned his face towards Naruto and smiled. Naruto sighed,not wanting go trough the trouble of asking what it was,andthen he smiled as well.
"Naruto, I'll meet you back at the ramen shop. I'll go give these to a young girl who will most likely hug me to death for doing this." Neji said laughing as he left Naruto.
"Alright then! See you soon Neji! Don't led Tenten lead you into anything more then hugging! I'd HATE to wait atleast another 30 minutes!" Naruto yelled as he headed back to the ramenshop to chat with the man there. Neji waved once more before heading around the corner. Naruto instantly sat down at his usually spot at the Ramen Shop and was greeted by the friendly face of the daughter of the ramenshop owner.
"Ohio, Ayame-neechan." Naruto said greeting the girl.
"Ohio, Naruto-kun. How's it going?" Ayame asked.
"Good! Can I have a bowl of Miso Ramen?" Naruto asked cheeruful.
"Ofcourse." Ayame said as she left and went to make the ramen. 3 minutes later she returned with Naruto's bowl of ramen.
"So Naruto-kun, can you confirm something for me?" Ayame asked. Naruto looked confused at her while he swallowed the noodles he had just put in his mouth.
"What is it?" Naruto asked.
"A couple of minutes ago, this pink haired girl came here searching for you and she told me some rumors about you...involving doing certain things." Ayame said.
"Oh...What did you actually hear?" Naruto asked. Ayame started to blush and look towards the ground. Naruto looked towards the ground as he knew what she had heard most likely from Sakura.
"So...Is it true that you slept with two girls last night and was ehm...really GOOD...for them?" Ayame asked blushing.
"Ehm..well I don't remember anything...aside from waking up next to them. But Neji and I hope to start a dating service making use of my newly aquired title of Ladies man." Naruto said grinning.
"Ne, Naruto...Would you mind taking me out tonight?" Ayame asked blushing.
"Huh? Why?" Naruto asked confused.
"Well...I haven't gone out in a very long while...So...I'd like to go out. I'll give you anything in return." Ayame said blushing. Naruto smiled at her and held his empty bowl of ramen in front of him. She smiled back at him as she took the bowl and made some more ramen for Naruto.
"Ne neechan, Once Neji and I are becoming succesful with our dating service... we'll look for a GREAT boyfriend for you, free of cost ok?" Naruto asked smiling as he grabbed his new bowl of ramen.
"Thank you Naruto-kun. I'll try to give you some extra ramen everytime you come here and I'm around in return." Ayame said as she winked at him. Naruto grinned and then started to eat his ramen.
Meanwhile Neji was back at the Hyuuga compound and entered his room.To his great surprise he couldn't find Tenten there.
"Tenten? Are you here?" Neji said as he walked around in his room. Suddenly the door behind him, the bathroom door, opened up and Neji turned around.
"Hey Neji." Tenten said. Neji's jaw dropped to the floor. Tenten stood there in the door opening of his bathroom, dressed in the most beautifull kimono he had ever seen.
"Tenten...you..." Neji said, for the first time he didn't know what to say to Tenten and nearly dropped the roses he bought for he to the floor.
"Well? Do you like it? A couple of older girls in your family gave it to me." Tenten said as she spinned around once.
"Me liking that? What gave you that idea?" Neji said as he handed over the flowers to Tenten. She looked surprised by his response and then she looked at the flowers.
"They're beautifull. Thank you, Neji. Too bad you don't like my outfit..." Tenten said sounding disappointed at the last part.
"It's called sarcasm." Neji said as he pushed Tenten into his bathroom and followed her and locked the door. A whole lot of time later, Naruto was heading towards the Hyuuga mansion.
"God damn that Neji...Why is he taking so long...If it was half an hour then ok I could understand...but TWO FREAKING HOURS!" Naruto said to himself, being pissed off that Neji forgot they had money to make and needed to arrange stuff. Naruto entered the Hyuuga compound and was greeted by Hinata.
"O..Ohio Naruto-kun." Hinata said shyly.
"Hm? Ohio Hinata! Ehm...Could you direct me to Neji's room?" Naruto asked smiling. Hinata nodded and while blushing she led the way.
"What the hell is he thinking...Being 'busy' with Tenten just because he bought her some flowers...When he's supposed to help me out with my problems." Naruto ranted mostly towards himself then Hinata.
"Naruto-kun...You have problems?" Hinata asked. Naruto nodded.
"You could call it the 'Sake meets cola and Naruto ends up in bed with two girls he barely knows' incident." Naruto said nodding.
"Na...Naruto-kun...you...you...did that?" Hinata asked, being too shy to say it directly.
"It's not like I wanted to...If I were you Hinata I'd be happy you weren't at the club last night...you might have ended up getting it on doggy style with Kiba." Naruto said nodding. Naruto then noticed Hinata's eyes started getting all teary. Before Naruto realised what happened, Hinata was crying on his chest.
"Hinata? What's wrong?" Naruto asked. Hinata clamped herself even tighter to Naruto now.
"What is it? Did Kiba do anything to you?" Naruto asked confused. The girl shook her head as she kept crying.
"Then what? You would have gone last night if you knew I was coming?" Naruto said, taking a wild guess since he didn't know what it could be. Hinata slightly nodded and her crying came nearly to a halt.
"Hehe. That's nothing to cry about. You can always come and party with me. It's not like I have something better to do at night...Well aside from tonight since I promised someone to take her out." Naruto said nodding. Hinata hugged him tighter as her tears finally stopped.
"Crazy girl, no need to be sad because you couldn't be with me last night at the club." Naruto said as he stroke his hand trough Hinata's hair.
"Gomen...Naruto-kun...I..." Hinata said as she finally let Naruto loose a bit.
"Heh, you don't have to be sorry about anything. Ow! Be sure to enter the dating service Neji and I are starting up. We'll make sure that you get something with someone that knows when I'll be partying and what not." Naruto said.
"Naruto-kun..." Hinata said a tad disappointed. Suddenly Naruto remembered why he was here.
"Ah god damn it! We're wasting time here!" He said as he picked up Hinata and started running. The Hyuuga girl was obviously surprised by this and didn't know what to say as Naruto rushed trough the hall.
"Hinata! What way is Neji's room? Just point at the way." Naruto said. Hinata nodded and pointed out the direction. However, she liked Naruto carrying her so she decide to make him take a detour.After a minute and a half they were at Neji's door though.
"Alright, thank you Hinata, If it wasn't for you I'd be lost in this compound...I feel like I've walked around in circles a million times. You'd better leave now though. I don't want you see Neji like this if I think what is going on." Naruto said smiling politely after a thinking look. Hinata nodded and left while staring at Naruto's back the whole way. As soon as Hinata turned the corner, Naruto opened the door and walked in. Neji and Tenten were on his bed, making out, and Tenten looked a bit more exposed then usual.
"Oi Neji! You would meet me back at the ramen shop! It's been two freaking hours!" Naruto yelled.
"Naruto?" Neji asked as he looked up.
"Ah!" Tenten screamed and quickly covered herself up.
"Alright Neji...Come on...You can make out with Tenten later..." Naruto said as he started dragging Neji away from Tenten.
"No! I don't want to!" Neji yelled like a little kid and held on to Tenten's arms. Tenten and Neji tried to stick together as Naruto was pulling harder and harder. Suddenly Naruto noticed that Tenten's kimono opened again and he decided he could take advantage of this.
"Oi Tenten, You've got a nice set of melons." Naruto said grinning and pointed with one hand towards them. Tenten then looked down and noticed that she was basically just flashing Naruto. She screamed and let Neji loose to cover herself up. Naruto snickered and quickly pulled the crying Neji out of his room. Once outside his room Naruto closed the door and helped Neji up.
"Geez...I thought you were just going to give her flowers..." Naruto said as he and Neji left the compound.
"I did...however she was the one waiting for me in that hot kimono." Neji said.
"...If you had come to me then so we could discuss business you would've been able to return to her faster." Naruto said a bit annoyed.
"Ah I don't care...What do we need to do right now anyway?" Neji asked.
"We have to ask old lady Tsunade if we may use the top of the hokage's building for our business." Naruto answered.
"Well you know her so why didn't you arrange that yourself?" Neji asked a bit annoyed.
"I don't know. But we also need to start up our business." Naruto replied smiling. Neji let out a sigh, he figured if they'd hurry he could be back with Tenten in no time.
"But hey Neji...Since you're getting along so well with Tenten...Should we even try to hook you up with Anko-san?" Naruto asked. Neji closed his eyes and started thinking as they headed towards the building of the hokage.
"Well...yeah. Maybe this thing with Tenten is just a phase." Neji said.
"And with her it isn't?" Naruto asked.
"I don't know. I'll see who it clicks better with." Neji said. Naruto shrugged as they entered the building of the Hokage.
The private quarters of the Hokage was on the second floor so they quickly headed towards Tsunade's Private Quarter. Both the boys were surprised as the door was open. They decided to walk in and search for the Hokage themselves.
"Old lady Tsunade?" Naruto asked and suddenly, Tsunade and Shizune came walking around the corner wearing nothing but a towel. Both boys were shocked as they started blushing and looked down towards the floor.
"What are you two doing here?" Tsunade asked.
"Ehm...We wanted to ask you something, old lady Tsunade." Naruto said. Tsunade looked weird at the boy and just then her towel dropped down to the floor. Neji and Naruto now looked straight towards their feet as Tsunade picked her towel up.
"Well what is it?" Tsunade asked.
"We want to use the roof of this building to start up a dating service, for a small price so we can make some money as well." Neji said quickly, hoping to get away from here as soon as possible.
"Dating service? Hey that sounds like a fun thing to do! Doesn't it, Shizune?" Tsunade said cheerful. Shizune only nodded, for she was too ashamed right now to say something.
"Well it's ok with me. But you must ofcourse pay 'rent'." Tsunade said. Naruto and Neji looked up with widened eyes.
"You see...Shizune and I were just having a nice bath...and then you two came in...How about you wash us then?" Tsunade asked.
"WHAT!" Both of them replied and jumped up with widened eyes.
"And you have to do it yourself. So NO Kage Bunshins for you Naruto." Tsunade said nodding. Naruto looked at Neji and Neji looked back at him. Were they really going to do this? That was the question on both their minds.
"Or...You could ofcourse make the service free. That would be fine too." Tsunade then said, looking at how the boys pondered what to do.
"Could we have a moment?" Neji asked. Tsunade nodded and both of the boys went outside the door.
"Naruto...doing this for free is good, right? We still have a lot of power then and won't get any more trouble..." Neji said.
"But making money is also good...There must be a way to have both without doing something like that." Naruto said.
Suddenly it hit Naruto and he created two Kage Bunshin.
He transformed one of the bunshin into Neji.
"We'll let my Kage Bunshin do it without her knowing it. We can go now then and make my Kage Bunshin do the dirty work." Naruto said grinning.
"Won't she notice?" Neji asked.
"Hopefully not. Let's go...They know what to do." Naruto said grinning. Neji grinned as well and both of them raced of as Naruto's Kage Bunshin entered the room again. Tsunade didn't notice it was Naruto's Kage Bunshin so she assumed they had decided.
"We'll wash you two..." 'Neji' said. Tsunade grinned and pushed Shizune back into the bathroom.
"Come now, my sweet little boys." Tsunade said as she motioned Naruto's Kage Bunshin to the bathroom. Meanwhile, our friend Jiraiya was on his usual data gathering andjust happend to find himself the window to Tsunade's bathroom.
"Oooh...Lucky me! Lucky me!" Jiraiya said to himself as he saw Tsunade drop her towel and slip into the water. To his great surprise, Shizune joined in the same bath and right in front of Tsunade.
"Oooh...Tsunade is a bit of a naughty woman after all..." Jiraiya said as he observed the two kissing each other. Just then he noticed two more figures.
"Huh? More people?" Jiraiya said as he grabbed his telescope and zoomed in on the view.
Aside from Tsunade's huge rack and Shizune's, both were partly covered by steam, he saw two young fellows standing in their boxers near them.
"That's...They are...Naruto and Hyuuga Neji!" Jiraiya said to himself. The boys slided in the water as well, but held their boxers on. Jiraiya looked at the four as Neji and Naruto washed Tsunade and Shizune while those two were touching and kissing eachother. It even made the legendary writer of the Icha Icha Paradise blush like mad. After a while the boys were dismissed by Tsunade and they quickly left. When they were gone, Tsunade and Shizune started making out. Not only that, but Jiraiya could also see some tongue action and at a certain point he could swear their tongue's were in places they shouldn't be and neither should their hands. Jiraiya stopped looking at this point. He was actually shocked by the sudden rise of 'inspiration' in the Village.
"What the hell is going on here...First Kakashi,Tsunade and Shizune...Then Neji and Naruto get to wash Tsunade and Shizune...Then those two are doing things they should be doing with...well...me!" Jiraiya said as he grinned widely at the last part. However that grin quickly vanished as he still found it odd that all of this was happening. But Jiraiya didn't complain, he had the biggest inspiration ever to write his novel. And thus Jiraiya left again to start writing and contacting the people who helped him with illustrations and such.
A/N: Well that was about it for this chapter :) Next chap we'll have Naruto's date with Ayame, Jiraiya finds himself a new illustartor and finds himself watching another awkward event XP...ow wait...even two awkward events! till next time...Please R&R again :)