A/N: New chapter again! If I keep this up I'll be writing my ass off every day soon to get you people excited '...
Other then that, thank you all for the reviews This chapter is the start of...more stuff XP
Bryr: Oh wait I see, lol XP...Well ust to let you know Naruto uses neechan also in the reference to just a chick, he actually called Tsunade neechan when he first saw her. (You prolly knew that already but whatever XP... it just didn't seem like Naruto would say Ayame-chan right then in that moment and stuff IMO.) obv Ayame ain't his real sis, if she was i'd match her up with someone like Sasuke for randomness sake, lol XP
Chapter 8: Jiraiya's mission and a random party!
Neji looked up towards the water coming down from the shower. It had been a long night for him and he really enjoyed the nice warm shower right now. He looked down towards Tenten who he held tight to him as she was still half asleep.
"Tenten. Feel like having more ice cream?" Neji asked smiling.
"Please...no...more...ice cream..." Tenten mumbled. Neji smiled at her and pulled her back up as she was slipping out of his arms. Tenten rested her head on Neji's chest with her arms around his neck.
"Neji...remember me not to have idea's like those anymore." Tenten said as she rubbed the sleep out of her eyes. Neji silently agreed as he made his hands run trough Tenten's hair before grabbing some more soap to wash Tenten's back.
"I should shower with you more often..." Tenten mumbled as Neji was washing her.
"I don't think your mom would like that, Tenten." Neji replied as he sat Tenten down and started washing the rest of her body.
"Who cares what she thinks...this is like heaven..." Tenten mumbled as her head fell to the right. Neji smiled and continued washing her. After they showered Neji also had to dry her, since Tenten was still far too sleepy to do anything. When they were both dried up the doorbell rang.
"I'll get it..." Tenten mumbled and walked cloth less out of the bathroom.
"Tenten, wait!" Neji said as he ran towards her with a towel wrapped around his waist.
"I don't think you should answer the door being naked." Neji said as he wrapped a towel around her and picked her up.
After putting her down on her bed Neji quickly put on his clothes and ran downstairs to answer the door.
"Oi, Neji!" Was the greeting Neji received when he opened the door, accompanied by a large fox like grin.
"Naruto? What are you doing here?" Neji asked.
"Telling you and Tenten to come to the Hokage's building for some announcement by old lady Tsunade." Naruto said grinning.
"Ow...Ok. We'll be right there." Neji replied and was about to close the door.
"Oh and Neji! Keep it down a little." Naruto said grinning widely. Neji just stared and blinked at Naruto before closing the door. He headed upstairs, put on the clothes he had left out and then picked up Tenten who was asleep now.
"Come on Tenten, wake up." Neji said as he shook Tenten once or twice.
Even after poking her a few times in her tummy, she didn't wake up.
"I'm not going to waste more time...If this doesn't wake her up I'll just leave her here..." Neji said as he sighed before motioning his hand under Tenten's towel. A few seconds later Tenten instantly woke up.
"Neji..." Tenten said sleepy.
"Good morning sleeping beauty. You need to get dressed." Neji said as he moved his hand away.
"Ow...ok..." Tenten said as she got up from Neji's arms. Neji headed outside her room and a couple of minutes later Tenten came out fully dressed.
"Alright sleepy head, We need to go to the Hokage's building for some announcement. Since you are still too sleepy most likely, just rest on my shoulder and I'll guide you towards it." Neji said smiling. Tenten slowly nodded as she rested her head on Neji's shoulder and began to walk with him.
Meanwhile Tsunade and Shizune were having a discussion.
"Tsunade-sama! You can't be serious about this!" Shizune complained.
"Shut up Shizune! It will do us all some good...Besides I haven't done anything like that for far too long." Tsunade replied.
"But...but what about Jiraiya-sama!" Shizune asked.
"I'm not going to let that idiot be there as well...It will only end up in one of his novels then. So I arranged it that he's going to Hidden Sand for some business regarding their diplomacy and such." Tsunade said waving her hand.
"I still can't agree to it...With all the Genin being there as well..." Shizune said.
"Shizune, you worry too much at times. Don't worry and let's go and make the announcement already." Tsunade said as she got up and walked towards the new Hokage balcony. A couple of minutes later, Neji and Tenten had arrived at the same spot as a lot of others had done.
"It looks like almost every active Shinobi is here..." Neji stated as he looked around. Tenten nodded and hanged more on Neji.
"Neji! Tenten! Good to see you again!" An excited Lee said who was rushing towards them.
"Lee...Could you be quiet. Tenten is still sleepy." Neji said.
"Ow! Sorry Tenten..." Lee said the first partin the same loud tone as always. Neji rolled his eyes and looked at Lee again.
"Are you two excited as well about what the Hokage is going to announce?" Lee asked as he jumped up and down.
"Well it certainly isn't about your recovery, I guess..." Neji said.
"But I'm not recovered yet! I'm still recovering with the help of a potion Hokage-sama made!" Lee replied.
"Hey looks like she's coming out." Neji stated as he looked at the balcony. The balcony doors opened and Tsunade stepped forward, followed up by Shizune and Tonton.
"Dear fellow shinobi of Konoha." Tsunade started as she shouted out to the crowd. Everyone looked up towards the balcony and stared at Tsunade.
"Lately there has been a lot of sad things in our life and we are recovering from the war with Hidden Sand and Hidden Sound. Therefor I've decided to hold a party to lighten the sphere in Konoha by holding a party where everyone is envited! It will be within two days time! So get your stuff together, get a date and have lots of fun!" Tsunade said as she turned around to head inside. The amazed crowd of shinobi was completely silent.
"Whoohoo! Sake and drunken 50 year old hot woman for all!" Some random shinobi yelled and all the males in the crowd started to cheer.
"Sake and drunken guys for all!" A Kunoichi yelled and the cheer was even louder as it was now done by both men and woman.
"A party huh?" Neji said.
"Alright then! I'll ask Sakura-san out for a date then!" Lee said excited.
"Oi Neji!" Naruto yelled as he wrestled his way trough the crowd.
"Naruto." Neji replied.
"You do realise what this means, right?" Naruto asked cheerful in front of Neji.
"We get to see another Naruto is the pimp entrance?" Neji asked randomly.
"NO! Well...that too! But it also means we're going to have one heck of a lot of customers that want to have us arrange a date for them!" Naruto said cheerful as he rushed off to the top of the Hokage building to open their dating service today.
"Ow that...Come on Tenten, we got to help Naruto get me and himself rich." Neji said as he dragged Tenten along, who was still mumbling random things.
A while later, Jiraiya dropped into Tsunade's room.
"Ow! Tsunade! You wanted to see me? I heard about you throwing a party! Last time you threw a party it became one heck of an orgy." Jiraiya said snickering. Tsunade ignored his comments and handed him a scroll.
"Huh? What's this?" Jiraiya said as he opened the scroll.
"WHAT! NO! THEN I'LL MISS THE PARTY!" Jiraiya yelled as he read the scroll.
"Sorry Jiraiya but no one else is best suited for this job. Besides your life is one big party so don't complain." Tsunade said as she took a zip of her sake.
"But...but I won't get to see you strip again..." Jiraiya said as tears flowed down his cheeks.
"Well that was an once of a lifetime thing and won't ever happen again...It will just be a normal party." Tsunade said as she took another zip of her sake.
"Geez, fine..." Jiraiya said and walked off. Jiraiya arived at his favorite peeking spot and started to 'gather his information' again as tears still fell down from disappointment he couldn't be at the party again.
"Yo, I'm here Jiraiya-sama." Shino said, who suddenly appeared behind Jiraiya.
"AH! Don't do that! Geez..." Jiraiya said, as he didn't notice the Aburame prodigy. Shino didn't reply and just stared at Jiraiya.
"Ow! You came at a great time by the way!" Jiraiya said.
"I'm not going to draw a lot today like yesterday..." Shino replied.
"You don't need to! See I've received this mission and I'm sure you heard about the Hokage throwing a party." Jiraiya said.
"I did...your point Jiraiya-sama?" Shino asked as he straightend his shades.
"Well don't tell this to anyone but that's one party with a lot of flesh to be seen from the Hokage...and most likely it will be the biggest orgy in Konoha's history...Last time she threw a party, she ended up stripping for Orochimaru and sleeping with him so that says enough about how wild it's going to be." Jiraiya said.
"Ow don't tell me...You want me to go there and draw everything for you, huh?" Shino replied.
"You learn fast, my best illustrator." Jiraiya said grinning.
"I'm not going to do it...It will most likely be too much drawing..." Shino answered.
"I'll triple your pay for every single drawing of woman and multiply your payment by 5 for every action that is aside from normal guy-woman action..." Jiraiya said glaring at Shino.
"I think I could make some interesting drawings..." Shino said.
"Then it's settled! Well I'm off now...I need to come back as soon as possible to see your drawings! Later!" Jiraiya said as he quickly summoned a frog and hopped off with it.
"Geez...That Tsunade...Sending me to Hidden Sand just because she's throwing a party again...Well she'll be surprised to find herself drawn naked in my precious Icha Icha Paradise...That will show her to send me away." Jiraiya mumbled to himself as he and his frog hopped of to Hidden Sand while he continued writing on his latest novel. After writing and traveling for a couple of hours, Jiraiya felt something warm in his bag.
"Huh, what the hell?" He said as he grabbed the thing that was heating up in his bag.
"Huh...A crystalball?" Jiraiya said confused and then suddenly Tsunade's face appeared on it.
"Oh! Tsunade! What the hell is your face doing on this ball!" Jiraiya said surprised.
"You know, I can hear you Jiraiya. This is one of Sarutobi-sensei's old crystalballs with it he can use it to see over Konoha and as well communicate with other people who also have these. I put one in your bag so I could reach you if anything comes up." Tsuande said smiling widely.
"...I see." Jiraiya said with a bit of an annoyed face.
"Anyway, I'm off to arrange a party! Later!" Tsunade said grinning and then her face disappeared from the ball.
"Tsk...Damn her." Jiraiya said as he put the ball away.
Meanwhile back in Konoha, everyone was trying to get a date for the party. The guys realised that it would be tough to make the girls date them and most of the girls thought that it would be better to let someone else do it for them. And that's where Naruto and Neji come in.
"Geez...I never thought people would suck so badly at asking people out." Neji said as he put away another form.
"What are you saying? The cash is coming in quickly." Naruto said cheerful.
"What surprises me more is that Tenten can sleep trough all that noise..." Neji said mostly to himself as he looked at Tenten, who slept on his lap.
"It surprised me how much noise she could make." Naruto replied under his breath and snickered. Neji gave Naruto a glare still not exactly sure what the hell Naruto meant.
"Well, It certainly gained you a couple of extra fan-girls...well the ones that were up late last night anyway." Naruto said snickering as he put the money away he just received. Neji's eyes widened as he realised what Naruto meant.
"Damn it..." Neji cursed as he looked at Tenten.
"Oi! Neji! Here's my form! Please make sure I match up with the right person! You know! Pink hair, smart, pretty and all." Lee shouted as he handed over his form and poked Neji in his side.
"...I'll see what I can do, Lee..." Neji replied putting the form away.
"I'll go and inform Gai-sensei now that you two are here!" Lee said, saluting and rushing off. Just as he left the door and ran down the stairs, he tripped and tumbled down landing right in front of Tsunade's feet.
"...You fool, You shouldn't be running around already." Tsunade said as she helped Lee up.
"My leg hurts again..." Lee said under his breath. Tsunade let out a sigh and pulled him away. She examined his leg then raised her head and looked at him.
"No more running and jumping around...If you do it again you're leg could become worse then before after all the trouble I've been trough to heal it. So be a good kid and relax that leg." Tsunade said smiling at the last part.
"O..Ok..." Lee said a bit disappointed. Tsunade handed him a new bottle of potion to him and Lee left to find his sensei.
Meanwhile, back at the dating centre, most of the Genin had already come in and delivered their forms. Ino pretty much dragged Shikamaru and Chouji to it. Kiba and Hinata were there on their own. Sakura came also and handed her form to Neji, just incase Naruto had any plans to go out with her again, not that he'd do that again after last night. After that, they received a couple of more forms before they decided to close for the day and started matching the people. Naruto started out excited but after a while he got bored.
"Damn...This really is the most boring part of the job." Naruto said. Neji didn't reply and just continued to stroke his hand trough Tenten's hair.
"Are you kidding me boy?" Naruto heard from inside him. He suddenly felt a strong presence and a small amount of chakra leaked out of him.
"Naruto?" Neji said as he looked at the boy who now had a red glow around him, red eyes and longer nails.
"Ooow yeah! I've got inspiration again!" Naruto said cheerful as he started matching people again.
"Let's see...We'll have Sakura date Lee! And we'll give Chouji the hottest babe we can find! We'll find Kiba someone who likes dogs the most as pets! Ino can get Sasuke-bastard...No wait! We'll match Ino with Shikamaru! Yeah that's it! Let's see...Hinata! Who could date her...? Hmmm that's one I'll have to think over...And then these two!" Naruto said mostly to himself as he matched people up.
"Alright...I guess...That's our cue to leave, Tenten..." Neji said as he carefully picked up Tenten and rushed out of the building. Just as he closed the door he could hear Naruto laugh maniacly and then more papers being mixed up.
"...I don't think Naruto knows what he's doing but what the heck." Neji said as he brought Tenten back to her house. A couple of hours later, Tenten woke up in her room.
"Ohio..." She said as she rubbed the sleep out of her eyes. She then noticed the note that fell of her chest.
"Huh...What is this?" Tenten said as she picked it up and read it.
"Hey sleeping beauty. Finally awake huh? By the time you read this I'm back home already, but you probably figured that out already.Don't worry, it was nothing to carry you back home. Well I'll see you tomorrow then...Signed, Hyuuga Neji. P.S. On our way home I found something you'll hopefully like. Consider it a late gift for our one week anniversary.I put it on your desk.Hope you'll like it." Tenten read and smiled as she saw the small drawing of Neji holding up a peace sign at the bottom. She then looked over to her desk and found a pretty small box. Tenten opened it to find a short blade and a holster for it. The blade shined in the sunlight and it's hilt was red with red strings attached to the bottom. Tenten smiled as she picked up the short blade and gave it another good look.
"Thank you...Neji." She said smiling as she put the short blade in it's holster and held it against her chest before closing her eyes.
A/N: First off: If anyone thinks I went to far in this chap with certain things, let me know and I'll change it most likely immediately.
Other then that, yaay a hint of things to come XP! Next chap is my fav and I bet ya all will love it too. to those of you who read the Naruto manga, here's a hint about who it is: It's about someone who recently passed away in the manga sobs