A/N: Woohoo! It's finally here! My fav chap at this moment! Thank you all for your reviews and such
Search and Seek and Destroy: Well, pretty much yeah...but there won't be to avoid any troublesome things that should happen along with that, lol P
Bryr: He does and did but I think it's ep. 90 or so there is this scene where Naruto sees Tsunade for the first time. Jiraiya:"Tsunadee!" Tsunade:"Jiraiya! What are you doing here!" then jiraiya says something about how long he serached and such. and Naruto thinks like:"Is that chick really the kunoichi that can heal any wound?" insert random close-up off Tsunade's rack here "Is she reallly in her fifties?" --- or something like that. Anyway when he says "Is that chick really the kunoichi that can heal any wound?" that you hear Naruto say neechan...but lets just stop about that, lol XD
Enjoy this chap ya all
Chapter 9: Sisters are too troublesome...
Temari blushed as she looked inside the magazine she had sneaked into her room.
"No one may find out that I have this..." Temari said as she blushingly turned over the page. She heard something at the door to her room so she quickly threw the magazine on the other side of her bed.
"I'm home..." Kankurou said as he opened the door.
"WHY are you telling ME that?" Temari said annoyed.
"Just thought you'd like to know..." Kankurou said as he sighed.
"What's wrong with you? You look like you have sand up your ass or something." Temari said.
"Remind me NEVER to eat brownies again..." Kankurou said.
"Why that?" Temari asked.
"I'll tell you later...Where's Gaara...That brat needs to remind me as well." Kankurou said. Temari pointed out the window and Kankurou walked around her bed and stared trough it. She figured that if he'd turn around he could see the magazine so she quickly shoved it under her bed with her feet.
"He's at it again?" Kankurou asked.
"Ever since this morning..." Temari replied.
"Geez...Really..." Kankurou said as both of them looked at the huge ass sand castle was building. Gaara was smiling a lot as he put in place the finishing touches to the roof of his castle.
"Well...I'm going to bed now...See you around dinner time..." Kankurou said and left Temari's room. Temari quickly picked up the magazine and started reading it again. After 10 more minutes of reading, Temari dropped the magazine.
"Damn it, I can't take this anymore." Temari said and walked out of her room. Meanwhile Gaara dragged in the TV from their house and put it in his living room in the sand castle.
"Hmmm...I wonder if I should bring a couple of cactus' in from the desert..." Gaara pondered as he looked around in his room. He then shrugged and sat down on his chair of sand to watch some tv. Just when he was comfortably watching his favourite Anime serie on tv, his peace was disturbed by a loud explosion from the room to his left. A couple of seconds later, Temari stood in front of him.
"What do you want? And did you had to blow a hole in my perfect sand castle?" Gaara asked as he didn't move his eyes from the TV.
"Ow Gaara!" Temari replied with tears in her eyes as she jumped on Gaara's lap and started to hug him.
"There, there..." Gaara said as he patted with his sand on her back, while still watching his Anime. After his Anime had a commercial break, Gaara let out a sigh.
"Why doesn't she do this to Kankurou for once instead of me..." Gaara thought as he created a cloud of sand from the chair he was sitting on.
"Come on, Temari...Let me go." Gaara said as they floated towards the kitchen of their real home. However Temari didn't stop hugging Gaara and crying. Gaara sighed, wondering how long Temari would be like that this time.
"Atleast stop crying, I don't like my sand to become mud or quicksand..." Gaara said as he opened the fridge and took out something to drink and a large bar of chocolate. They then floated back to his and castle where Gaara used his sand to pull his sister off him and sat her down on another cloud of sand.
"Now start talking..." Gaara said as he handed over the chocolate.
"I just can't take it anymore." His sister said as she started nibbling on the chocolate with still a few tears falling down.
Gaara figured it was one of those 2 periods again. For the past four years he learned that Temari had two types of periods each month. One lasted about five days, in which she was either someone even he feared or that she would be more hyperactive then anyone he had ever seen before. The other one lasted about a week or so, depending on wether she had the money to go out or not.
"What is it EXACTLY?" Gaara asked as he already raised his sand up to his ears.
"I want s-" Temari said fierce as her tears stopped and Gaara covered his ears with sand so he couldn't hear it.
"Why?" Gaara asked.
"Well, I'm just getting so h-... from and being t-... from watching all those hot g-...in those sexy b-..." Temari said as Gaara covered up his ears each time he thought something was said that he didn't want to hear.
"Then why don't you go out?" Gaara asked, as his standard reply was.
"Well normally I would...But I'm out of money...Since I spend my last on something else." Temari answered blushing. Gaara sighed and then motioned his sand in his gourd to bring out his wallet. He grabbed some money and handed it over to Temari.
"Now let me continue to watch my anime marathon." Gaara said.
"Can I...really have this?" Temari said. Gaara didn't reply and turned back towards the tv screen.
"Thanks Gaara! I'll repay you when your older!" Temari said as she gave her brother a hug and a kiss on his cheek and then quickly left. Gaara wanted to say 'Dont even bother' but she was gone before he could say so.
"Sisters are so annoying..." Gaara said and continued watching TV. Meanwhile Temari rushed upstairs to grab some clean clothes where she met up with Kankurou.
"What got you so excited?" Kankurou asked.
Temari flashed the money at Kankurou before heading inside her room and locking the door. She quickly undressed and when was standing in her underwear, she stared at the magazine.
"This sure is..." Temari said as she looked at the cover of the magazine with a slight blush.
"No! I must go out!" She then yelled as she threw the magazine under her bed again and grabbed some fresh new clothes and a towel before heading into her own shower. Half an hour later she was all done and got dressed. She quickly headed downstairs and was about to leave when she suddenly heard noises from the kitchen. Temari took a quick look.
"Oi, Temari...Dinner is ready in 5 minutes. Stay here atleast for dinner." Kankurou said.
"Crap I forgot..." Temari said and sat down next to Gaara at the table. Temari found those five minutes to last very long.
"Crap I should have done that anyway..." Temari said as she carefully moved her hand. All of a sudden she felt her hand tightly being held back by sand. She looked at Gaara who was just looking forward and then she pulled her hand back as the sand let go.
"I'm done eating..." Gaara said as he finished eating his plate first and left.
"Phew finally..." Kankurou said after Gaara had gone upstairs.
"Why so relieved that Gaara is done?" Temari wondered, even though she was relieved as well since no sand would hold her back this time.
"Because I need to tell you something that he would kill me for if I brought it up during dinner." Kankurou whispered.
"Then talk..." Temari said a bit annoyed as she continued eating. She didn't plan on staying inside for much longer.
"Well...Remember that old lady down the street?" Kankurou said in a soft tone.
"Yeah. What about her? Did she die or something?" Temari asked surprised.
"No but she sure as hell almost killed me." Kankurou replied as he took another bite of his meal.
"What the hell did you do?" Temari wondered.
"Well...She invited me for some brownies so I couldn't refuse, right jyan?" Kankurou asked.
"And?" Temari asked.
"So I eat brownies...feel a bit weird...the next thing I know I wake up naked next to her in bed..." Kankurou said.
"SAY WHA!" Temari shouted and coughed out the piece of food she just put in her mouth.
"That old hag drugged me!" Kankurou said pissed off as he took another bite of his meal. Temari started laughing as Kankurou just glared at her. She quickly restrained her laughter however since she wanted to go out soon. After dinner, Temari quickly rushed outside to go out and have fun.
Meanwhile, our friend Jiraiya arrived at a hotel in Hidden Sand as night began to fall. He sighed as he headed back out again.
"Maybe I should do some data gathering while I'm here...No, that just wouldn't be the same...I wonder if they have any clubs here...Since there won't be any open stands due to the sand storms raging here..." Jiraiya said. After walking around for some time, he saw a couple of cute girls enter a club.
"Ooow! Looks like I've found my place! Hold up little ladies!" Jiraiya said grinning as he rushed after the girls.
Once inside he couldn't find the two girls who rushed inside but he did see that this was a good place alright. It was one large disco with a lot of people ranging from about 15 years old to 25 years old on the dance floor. There were four large poles in the disco and at each one of them there were at least two girls dancing and having fun.
"Yup, definetely the right place." Jiraiya said grinning as he headed over to the bar.
"Oi, Mister! Some sake please." Jiraiya said grinning.
"Coming right up!" The bartender said and gave Jiraiya a bottle of sake and a small cup. Jiraiya took his first cup and turned around and he noticed that a lot of the people here were mostly in a drunken state.
"Oi, bartender...How come most of these kids look like they're drunk?" Jiraiya asked as he turned back around.
"That's why..." The bartender said pointing towards the sign above the bar.
"Desert Oasis, the only place in Hidden Sand where you can get Sake and other alcoholistic drinks at the age of 15 and up." Jiraiya read out loud.
"Ow! That sure is a good way to attract customers!" Jiraiya said laughing as he poured in some more sake in his cup. He turned around again and looked around. Just then Temari and her girlfriends walked up to the bar as well and started dancing in front of Jiraiya.
"Oew! Very nice! Very nice!" Jiraiya whispered as he grinned pervertedly. The girls giggled when they stopped dancing.
"Temari-chan, we're going to bathroom. Do you need to come along too?" One of Temari's friends asked.
"No I'm fine for now." Temari said as she kissed her friends goodbye for now.
"Alrighty we'll be back soon." They said as they all left.
"Oi old man! Another one!" Temari shouted against the bartender.
"I'll pay for that one, mister." Jiraiya said.
"Why?" Temari asked as she took a zip of her drink.
"Well I need to repay atleast one of you for dancing like that in front of me." Jiraiya said laughing as he took more sake.
"You know what's the funniest thing I've heard all day?" Temari randomly asked Jiraiya.
"Hmmm...You going to tell me?" Jiraiya asked.
"My younger brother, Kankurou, did it with some old lady who gave him brownies." Temari said and started laughing. Jiraiya laughed along with her and then started thinking all of a sudden.
"Wait...His name is Kankurou...and you're Temari? Tell me you don't happen to be shinobi and in a team with a guy named Gaara, now do you?" Jiraiya asked.
"Gaara is my youngest brother! How do you know of us!" Temari asked surprised.
"Naruto told me of what happened during the Chuunin exam in Konoha." Jiraiya said.
"Na...ruto?" Temari said as she looked toroughly at Jiraiya.
"Ow! That's the guy that beat up my little brother, isn't it!" Temari said as it suddenly remembered.
"Yeah that's what he said as well." Jiraiya said and started laughing again. Just then Temari's friends returned.
"Oi, Temari-chan...Let's dance a little bit naughty with eachother to make our fanboys yealous." One of her friends said as she pointed to a group of boyswho were watching them.
"I know something even better." Temari said smiling as she pulled her friend towards her and began kissing her.
Jiraiya's eyes widenedand Temari's friends began to giggle. The obviously drunk Temari ignored the reactions around her and was enjoying the kiss fully. She licked the upper lip of her friend asking for entrance. Her friend opened her mouth and Temari entered. Temari peeked for a second at the fanboys and saw their shocked red faces as she continued to make out with her friend.
"Hey I know what would make them even more pissed off." Temari said after breaking the kiss.
"Like what?" All her friends asked giggling. Temari giggled as well and grabbed the hands of each and everyone of them and headed towards the bathroom. Jiraiya was still shocked for a while as he watched them actually going into the bathroom.
"Tha...tha...that won't even happen in Konoha! Oh My GOD! I'm going to move to this place!" Jiraiya shouted with wide eyes as he held up his 100 points signs. He then quickly headed outside of the club, summoned a frog and sat down on it as he took a book out of his pocket.
"Oi, just hop around the town for a while! I must write this down right now!" Jiraiya commanded his frog and began to write everything down as he was newly inspired. Meanwhile Gaara headed inside the club as he passed by the Sannin hopping around on a frog.
"Hey look guys! It's Gaara!" One of the Temari fanboys shouted.
"Ow god...what did my sister do this time...everytime those guys want to talk ot me it's about Temari..." Gaara thought as he looked at the fanboys rushing his way.
"What is it..." Gaara said.
"Temari-chan! She just started making out in front of OUR faces!" They all shouted.
"...Why is that a bad thing?" Gaara asked annoyed as he came here just to drink something.
"It was with a girl! Yeah and then she and all of her friends went to the bathroom! That's right! That's right!" The guys said. Gaara just blinked and walked towards the girls bathroom.
"Temari, Come out...We're going home, so stop playing with your friends." Gaara said as he knocked on the door. The door slightly opened and Temari sticked her head out.
"Ga-Gaara...What are you doing here?" She said with a fake smile and a red blush on her face.
"What are you doing should be my line! I came here just to get a drink and these assholes come bother me about you fooling around with your friends!" Gaara yelled as he pointed towards the fanboys with his finger.
"Well uhm...Sorry Gaara...But you know I really would like to stay here for a few more minutes." Temari said as she motioned her hand for Gaara to leave.
"Hey I thought you were wearing a shirt with long sleeves? What the hell are you doing in there anyway?" Gaara said as he just walked in to the women's bathroom. The door closed behind him and there was a short moment of silence.
"WHAT THE SANDY HELL IS THE MEANING OF THIS!" Gaara's voice came over all the screams of the girls.
"Gaara...It really is nothing! Please leave now!" Temari yelled.
"I WILL! AND I'LL BRING EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU WITH ME TO EXPLAIN THIS!" Gaara yelled and a second later he stormed out of the bathroom while his sand dragged along all the girls.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT!" Gaara shouted as the music stopped and people stopped dancing as he passed by.
"Ow and I'd like to have a diet coke mixed with some sake and rum. Ow and do you have any of those fish-on-a-stick things? I'd like one of thosetoo." Gaara then said to the bartender in the calmest voice ever.
"Uh...Yeah..." The bartender said as he put everything on a plate.
"Thank you." Gaara said as he took the plate with his sand and then walked out of the club. The entire way back to his sand castle, Gaara had been shouting about how wrong it was what they did and it went against everything right in nature. When then finally reached his castle he put them down on the ground and even though they were now pretty much able to move again, the sand still covered most of their body.
"Well then...CAN SOMEONE FREAKING EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE HELL WAS GOING ON THERE!" Gaara shouted as his entire castle shook. All the girls were scared but Temari was the only one who could at least talk to Gaara.
"Well...uhm...We thought you would like that." Temari said blushing as the other girls blushed and nodded as well.
"You know I've figured out you are bisexual a long time ago but THIS pretty much tops everything!" Gaara yelled.
"Temari-chan is bisexual?" One of the girls asked.
"Most of us are...Didn't you know?" Another randomly said as they started mumbling with eachother.
"HEY I'M STILL HERE!" Gaara shouted. All the girls went silent again.
"Really, I couldn't care less about what you were doing there Temari if it was something else...but this is even worse than Kankurou's set of dirty movies." Gaara said nodding.
"Kankurou has dirty movies? How come I didn't know that! And how do you know that!" Temari yelled.
"Well since I don't sleep I need something to do..." Gaara said nodding.
"Heh! Gaara-kun watches dirty movies!" All the girls aside from Temari said in chore and start mumbling again.
"NO I DO NOT! Geez...I just know a lot of things about people since I don't...Hey weren't you with Temari last night?" Gaara said pointing out to some random girl.
"Well...uhm..." The girl said blushing.
"Heh! How lucky! I'd want some too!" The girls shouted and started randomly mumbling about how they liked Temari.
"I...really...should...kill...them..." Gaara mumbled to himself trying to restrain the intent to kill. Just then a large amount of things hitting the walls of Gaara's sand castle could be heard.
"Now what..." Gaara said as he went outside, while Temari and her friends clinged together in fear.
"What the hell are you guys doing here?" Gaara asked the bunch of boys that were in the club earlier.
"We found out about it! We won't let you have all the kawaii girls for your self! That's right!" The boys shouted, for a moment forgetting they were talking to Gaara. Gaara just looked annoyed at them, threw them away with his sand and headed back inside. In there the girls were still clinging on to eachother. Gaara quietly sat down on his cloud of sand and took a zip of his drink and a bite of his fish.
"Now...will someone...please tell me while I'm still sane...Why...in the...sandy hell...you girls...were...fucking..." Gaara said and noticed the confused look on the girls face. The girls then looked at eachother questionly as there was a moment of silence.
"Worshiping me in a woman's bathroom!" Gaara shouted pissed off.
A/N:Had ya there for a moment didn't I XP...
"Well uhm...It wasn't really worshipping, Gaara-kun..." One of the girls said.
"THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL NOT WORSHIPPING?" Gaara yelled as he held up one of the posters he took from the bathroom which had him drawn on it holding a teddy bear and saying all over the place 'We love you Gaara-kun, You're so cute Gaara-kun, We want you Gaara-kun, We worship you Gaara-kun.'.
"But...Gaara-kun...We just..." A girl said and started to sniff. At first Gaara didn't even bother to show some reaction on his face, but when he saw all of the girls, even his own sister, starting to sniff he couldn't help but be confused.
"Alright..alright...It's ok, don't start crying..." Gaara said, hoping to avoid one heck of a disaster.
"But..." One of the girls said sniffing.
"You don't..." The next one said sniffing.
"Even..." The one after that said sniffing.
"Love us...not even me your own sister." Temari said sniffing.
"Well uhm...You can worship me...just please not with those posters and pictures...and certainly DON'T worship me in a bathroom without wearing any clothes..." Gaara said pissed off as his sand tore the poster apart.
"Come to think of it...Having every girl in town worship me doesn't sound that bad..." Gaara thought, but was ripped out of his thoughts as all the girls began to cry out loud.
"What the sandy..." Gaara said as he looked in fear towards the girls as they got up and rushed towards him.
"Gaara!" The girls yelled as they all jumped on him and started hugging and kissing him. Gaara screamed as he was overwhelmed by the girls. A few moments later Gaara opened his eyes and found himself in a dark place.
"Great...killed by a bunch of emotional girls..." Gaara said as he looked around in the dark empty void.
"You aren't dead kid...You're just in such a funky situation right now that you can actually talk to me! Whahaha!" Gaara heard as suddenly two yellow eyes appeared in front of him.
"Ow great I'm actually talking to the thing that is SUPPOSED to protect me with a shield of sand against ANY attack..." Gaara said to none specifically.
"Say what you want kid...But that isn't really a attack kid. It's more something that even I don't want to kill! Whahahahaha!" Shukaku said.
"Alright then...God! If you can hear me can you please make me regain consciousness! I seriously do NOT like this guy!" Gaara yelled.
"Whahahaha! Your funny kid, but I'll let you return to your body...Have fun with the girls...WHAHAHAHA!" Shukaku said laughing and a moment later Gaara was back in his sand castle. He took notice of his surroundings for the first few seconds and then sighed as he crawled out of the large sleeping mass of girls.
"Geez...How long have I been out? Glad to see I still have clothes on though..." Gaara said as he looked at Temari and her friends who were crawled up against one another and around where Gaara stood.
"Looks like they'll have to sleep here though..." Gaara said as he covered each and everyone of them with sand before leaving to do his nightly routine of walking around Hidden Sand.
"Sisters are too troublesome to have..." Gaara said as he sighed when he gave a final look on Temari and her friends.
A/N: Not much to say., lol. Hope ya all liked this chap. Next chap we have an interesting 'twist' in the story more or less XP I'm sure most of you will like it, but don't get your hopes up toohigh because it's not THAT much of a big deal. Please R&R again