A/N: Yo! How's it going ya all ? Another Gaara chap with some interesting things going on XD Not much else to say b4 the story aside from thnx 4 the reviews!
No 1 You Know: Tenten basically was a bit insecure at first but after last chapter that will change a whole lot...And Anko action well...It will happen! Just wait and see...won't be a shitload of her doing stuff or something...But we will see her. and the IruAnkoKaka thing you mentioned will prolly also be put to place in a random chapter, lol
Kyuubi: Now we will go on with the storry!
Me: That's my line! You aren't supposed to show up yet puts Kyuubi back in his cage Now on with the story
Chapter 11: When you are sleeping...
Jiraiya was walking trough the desert streets of Hidden Sand. Even though he had just been treated nice by a bunch of Sand ladies, he was actually depressed for the first time in a long while. Tomorrow would be Tsunade's party and he was stuck here in the desert. Ofcourse he could visit those same ladies again as he did today but it was still different. Jiraiya sighed at the thought of all the things he might miss out on. There was some relief that Shino would be there drawing the most hot stuff but he would rather experience that first hand.
As Jiraiya continued his trail of thoughts he walked into a young boy.
"Hey, aren't you supposed to be at home sleeping or something?" Jiraiya asked. The boy floating on a cloud of sand turned around towards him.
"I don't sleep..." The boy said.
"You don't sleep, huh? What's your name kid?" Jiraiya asked.
"Sabaku no Gaara...And you, old man?" Gaara asked.
"Glad you asked!" Jiraiya rejoiced.
"Open your beady little eyes and take a good look at this, The divine ninja who has no enemies in the north of the south. Not in the East or the west. One of the legendary Sannin! The frog tamer Jiraiya! That's me!" Jiraiya said as he did his whole Far East of Eden Dance.
"Nice to meet you..." Gaara said sweatdropping at the sight of Jiraiya's 'dance'.
"You know I've heard about you...Naruto told me about you I believe." Jiraiya said and struck a thinking pose.
"Uzumaki Naruto? You know him?" Gaara asked.
"Well, I am sort of his teacher from time to time...So I know him alright." Jiraiya answered.
"Ow I see..." Gaara said and continued floating on.
"Hey kid! Where are you going!" Jiraiya asked and ran after him.
"To continue to do my job..." Gaara answered.
"Your job?" Jiraiya asked. Gaara made a could of sand under Jiraiya and made him float along with him. After floating around town a short while, they got to a house and they floated near a bedroom window. Inside there was a girl about Gaara's age moving around restlessly in her bed. Gaara motioned his hand and as his sand reached trough the window the girl rolled over to the window and finally stopped moving.
"Did you just...?" Jiraiya asked.
"Yeah I just put her to sleep that's my job...More or less...To make people sleep easy and have a good night's rest..Ironic, huh?" Gaara said.
"Ow phew I thought you killed her." Jiraiya said and let out a sigh of relief.
"I can't kill a person in his or her sleep in this village..." Gaara said.
"Why not? Not that it's a bad thing to NOT kill people..." Jiraiya asked as they continued floating on.
"Most of them are too cute to kill." Gaara said and then instantly smacked himself with his sand.
"Sorry, that was a result of me not talking enough to people." Gaara explained himself.
"I see...So basically...Since you are up at night doing this...Do you see anything interesting?" Jiraiya asked grinning.
"Not much...Look my sister is cuddling again with one of her friends. Geez, does she really need to do that in my house." Gaara said pointing at his sister's bedroom window. Jiraiya's jaw dropped to the floor and since they were pretty high up in the air that was pretty a long drop.
"Ehm...Does that kind of thing happen often here...You know, two girls 'cuddling' with eachother?" Jiraiya asked Gaara.
"My sister does it a lot...And her friends too...Then there are some couple's that do that too." Gaara said.
"Ow my...This is interesting..." Jiraiya said grinning and started writing this all down.
"So does anything else happen here at night?" Jiraiya asked.
"Well since I'm the Sandman...I get to see a lot of things. Like my brother putting his weener in his puppet and then moving back and forth...He must have had some kind of itch on it or something..." Gaara said and shivered.
"...He had that alright." Jiraiya said and decided not to write that down.
"Other then that...My sis often blushes a lot when she's in bed and her arms, that are under the blankets, are moving a lot...So I just put her to sleep when she does that." Gaara said and they floated down a bit. Jiraiya gasped at what he just heard and instantly wrote it all down as fast as possible.
"Hey! Wait one sec! What are you doing!" Jiraiya asked as he noticed Gaara float towards his sister's bedroom window.
"I'm going to put them to sleep..." Gaara said as he turned around.
"N-No! Don't do that...I like seeing girls cuddle." Jiraiya said grinning pervertedly.
"...I don't care. I don't like people watching my sister." Gaara said glaring at Jiraiya.
"Er...How about just her friend then?" Jiraiya asked smiling widely and innocent.
"...You'd still be watching my sister. I could take you a tour around the Village though to other girls who are cuddling." Gaara said.
"Ow! You could! Please do so if it isn't too much trouble!" Jiraiya said cheerful.
"Very well...You can watch for like one hour...Then I'll need to rest my body in my sandcastle over there since in the morning my sister will probably instantly run half naked towards me...Something I must evade as much as possible." Gaara said.
"I see...Thank you for the tour." Jiraiya said and then his cloud took him off to see other girls.Gaara shrugged and made his sister and her friend fall asleep. He then transported inside Temari's room and sat down there as he covered them both up just incase Jiraiya would come along here again.
"Wow..That kid is either really ignorant when it comes to these things or he's just plain retarded...Anyway..This will give me a whole lot of inspiration for my novel..." Jiraiya thought as he observed another pair of girls. Gaara floated above Temari and her friend and looked at them sleeping.
"Why would anyone want to see two girls cuddle? Then again...I heard a couple of the Jounin of this town talking about things like that as well...I wonder if people would pay money for that...Hmmm...That gives me an idea..." Gaara thought and landed next to Temari.
"Oi, Temari...Wake up..." Gaara said shaking his sister back and forth.
"Gaara? What are you doing in my room when I'm with..." Temari said sleepy and looked over to her friend who groaned and also woke up.
"Yeah sorry to disturb your sleep, but I need to ask you something...Well maybe you two." Gaara said and the girls looked amazed at Gaara as they sat up. As the blankets fell down, Gaara blushingly sighed and pulled them back up with his sand.
"Anything for you, honey." Temari's friend said.
"...Exactly how many fangirls do I have?" Gaara asked annoyed. Temari and her friend looked at eachother and smirked.
"We can't tell you that." Temari said.
"Not without atleast doing something for us..." Temari's friend said. Gaara sighed and hoped it wasn't something that bad.
"What is it?" Gaara asked hoping it was something like, give us a goodnight kiss or something. Instead of answering the two pulled Gaara towards them and stared hugging him.
"...If you two don't answer after this, I swear I'll give you a new definetion to the word pain." Gaara said as he was embraced by both of the girls. They then started kissing him what Gaara liked even less.
"I hope this is worth it..." Gaara tought annoyed.
Meanwhile Jiraiya was reading trough his story. Right now there wasn't a straight line of story yet, just things that happened that needed to eventually form a story. For once it would be about real events instead of his thoughts though. There for Jiraiya decided to name this special edition of Icha Icha Paradise...Icha Icha Paradise, The True Story. He was right now pondering how this would end though. But his thoughts were soon distracted as the girls from behind the window he was at began making loud noises.
Back in Konoha, a certain blonde haired boy couldn't catch sleep. It was as if someone he knew was having trouble or something. He couldn't quite figure it out, but then he felt a arm wrap around his waist. Naruto was able to expand his apartment quite a bit thanks to his job. He had bought a bigger bed, a new tv and not to mention a huge supply of every Ramen flavour possible. Naruto tilted his head to his side and saw Ayame sleeping with a smile on her face. He could hear her softly breathing, what relaxed him a lot.
"Something is weird...All of a sudden a lot of girls like me...and a lot have stayed here...And this happened only in a few weeks...What is wrong here?" Naruto wondered. Right now his heart was in chaos. For he didn't really know who he wanted. Ayame was always able to cheer him up, care for him and made him really feel loved. Ino, even though he didn't really like her, seemed to be different from the other fangirls he had obtained. Sakura was the girl he always liked but he didn't know right now if he still loved her. And then there were all his fangirls that were more obsessed with him then they had been with Sasuke. Naruto wondered who he should take to the party tomorrow. He origanally wanted to take Ayame but since she isn't a shinobi, she couldn't come. It then hit him, there was one person who he was unable to match up with someone.
"I wonder if she likes me...Or would want to go to the party with me...I'd better ask her tomorrow." Naruto figured. Naruto then pulled Ayame closer towards him and tried to catch sleep while lying against her.
Meanwhile back in Hidden Sand, Gaara was floating on his sand again, only this time he was on his back.
"...I hate cuddling." Gaara said annoyed.
"Yo, Sandman...How's it going? Thanks for the tour." JIraiya said grinning widely.
"I hate cuddling..." Gaara repeated.
"Huh, what's wrong?" Jiraiya asked.
"Not much really...Tell me, do a lot of people like to see girls cuddle with eachother and be cuddled by them?" Gaara said as he sat back up.
"Hmmm...That depends a lot of them do. I do for example." Jiraiya replied grinning.
"Would you pay money for it?" Gaara asked.
"Hmmm...If the girls are good looking, then yes." Jiraiya answered as he nodded.
"Then they are finally good for something..." Gaara mumbled.
"Hmm...What was that? Don't you like it then?" Jiraiya asked. Gaara then used his sand to put Jiraiya to sleep.
"I guess this is one of the better things in my life, putting people to sleep when they ask annoying questions at night..." Gaara said as he made his sand carry the sleeping Jiraiya back to a hotel.
Halfway to the hotel Gaara knew, he put Jiraiya against the wall.
"Hmm...It's better to think he dreamt all of that and was drunk..." Gaara said to himself and made a bottle of sake appear out of his sand and put it in Jiraiya's hand.
"I wonder what else my sand holds..." Gaara said as he walked back to his house. Back at home Gaara sneaked into Temari's room, which wasn't that hard for him. He sneaked around her bed and silently made his sand pick up a magazine that was lying under Temari's bed. Gaara left the same way he came, by using his sand, and sat down on his couch in his own sand castle.
"Now let's see...What should I make all those girls wear?" Gaara asked himself as he opened the magazine. Normally Gaara wasn't even faced by seeing a woman in her underwear or something else that his brother might have found 'tempting'. After all, he was used to seeing his sister run in to his room early in the morning wearing only her netshirt. However as he was turning the pages of Temari's magazine, he felt a blush coming on his face.
"Why do those stupid things always come up at night...and when I'm looking at Temari's lingerie magazine...Stupid hormones." Gaara cursed and continued looking trough the magazine. An hour later Gaara was grinning widely.
"I'm finally going to be able to buy that new flat-screen tv to watch my favorite series on...If this works out." Gaara said to himself as he closed the magazine.
"Look out girls...When you are sleeping...Dreaming most likely of me I'm afraid...I'm planning to use you to get what I deserve...Digital television!" Gaara said and started laughing maniacly.
A/N: So much for the filler chapter more or less, lol. For those of you who don't like Gaara and Temari doing stuff with eachother, you cna just think it went like this: Gaara ---- Tem's friend ---- Temari; If you do like it however, go let your immagination run wild XD
Ow...And Gaara basically knows lil about the world as you can see XP...
Next chap will be a long time from now, because I'm letting ya all have the chance to review and tell me if you want certain people have (intimate) conversations and such on the party in the next chap. Couplesat party are: NejiTen, NaruHina, Kiba x OC( who is also an Inuzuka person), Chouji x Someone you wouldn't be expecting for him very soon, ShikaIno only because Temari ain't there lol, SakuLee, And for the other jounins and such you can pick out who they will be with, lol.
Until next time! please R&R again