A/N: Thanks for the wait ya all! It's finally here! the party of madness! You've all been waiting long enough now right ?

Only one person of the reviewers had a thought about who Chouji was going to date, and he was right XP

Other then that, thanks all for the reviews, enjoy the new chapter, most of the pairings for the partyhave some stuff happening here so enjoy it. R&R at the end...And now go read ! Ow and next chapter will be...er...up real soon if my Gunz addiction doesn't take control of me, lol


Chapter 12: Party of Madness

The next day Naruto was walking towards the Hyuuga mansion after having his Ramen breakfast. He was happy to see Hinata training in the courtyard.

"Oi, Hinata!" Naruto yelled cheerful.

"Na-Naruto-kun?" Hinata said when she saw Naruto and quickly took a few steps back.

"Is Neji around?" Naruto asked.

"N-no...He didn't come home last night. I...I think he's at Tenten's house." Hinata said.

"That's odd...I didn't hear them..." Naruto said to himself.

"Hear them? What do you mean, Naruto-kun?" Hinata asked.

"What! Ow! Nothing...Nothing at all...Say Hinata..." Naruto answered and caught Hinata's attention.

"Do you...already have a date for tonight?" Naruto asked. Hinata stared at Naruto and slowly shook her head.

"Would you like to be my date then?" Naruto asked. Hinata, shocked to hear this, nearly fell down and passed out if Naruto didn't catch her in time.

"Oi! Are you ok!" Naruto asked concerned.

"Is this...a dream?" Hinata thought as she stared into Naruto's eyes.

"Oi Hinata! Say something at least." Naruto said as he shook her a couple of times.

"Naruto-kun, I'm fine." Hinata said as Naruto contiued shaking her.

"Phew...You gave me quite a scare there, Hinata." Naruto said smiling at her.

"I'm sorry for scaring you Naruto-kun..." Hinata said and looked away.

"It's okay...So will you be my date for tonight's party?" Naruto asked with his fox grin as he helped Hinata back up.

"I'd love too..." Hinata said and looked away from Naruto.

"Ok then! Well, Hinata, I'm off to find Neji. I'll ask him what time to come pick you up. Good luck with training!" Naruto said as he ran off. As soon as he was out of sight, Hinata ran inside to her room.

A while later, Naruto got to Tenten's house and knocked on the door. There was no answer so Naruto decided to do things the shinobi way. He climbed up to Tenten's bedroom window and knew that he might need to close his eyes as soon as he got there. He noticed two people lying in Tenten's bed, so he knocked on the window. Neji sat up in Tenten's bed and activated his Byakugan.

"Naruto, huh..." Neji said as he got up and opened the window. Naruto jumped in and for once landed a bit more silent then usual.

"Yo Neji, How's it going?" Naruto whispered.

"Good I guess...What the hell are you doing so early?" Neji asked as he rubbed the sleep out of his eyes.

"I should ask you that...Why are you in only in your boxers?" Naruto asked grinning.

"Honey, who is it?" Tenten asked as she slowly got up, holding the blankets in front of her.

"Naruto, just go back to sleep." Neji answered as Tenten rubbed the sleep out of her eyes with one hand.

"Ah! Naruto! What the hell!" Tenten yelled as she realized Naruto was standing in her room.

"Don't worry I'll leave soon.Just don't come out of your bed." Naruto said waving his hands. Annoyed, Tenten dropped herself back down and rolled over.

"So why are you here anyway?" Neji asked.

"Just to remind you we need to still let some people know who they are dating..Ow and I asked your cousin out as a date for tonight." Naruto said grinning.

"You asked Hinata out!" Tenten shot up from her bed as Neji held up the blankets.

"Thank you, dear." Tenten said as she grabbed the blankets.

"Yup, I couldn't figure out who to take so I decided to ask her and she agreed to it." Naruto replied.

"Ow this is so cool! The four of us could go together!" Tenten said excited.

"We could?" Naruto and Neji asked at the same time.

"Yeah! Hinata and I could like get dressed together and all and you guys could get ready together as well." Tenten said excited.

"Well...It IS an idea." Neji said nodding.

"True...I could probably wear one of Neji's outfits." Naruto said nodding as well.

"Say what!" Neji reacted to Naruto's statement.

"Well...I think you have multiple outfits right? Or I could just bring my clothes to your place but that would be pretty useless if you had something cool for me." Naruto nodded.

"How about this...We'll let the girls get dressed together and then you and I meet up in front of Hinata's room." Neji said.

"One problem...I don't know where that exactly is in that huge mansion." Naruto said rubbing the back of his head.

"Fine we'll meet in the courtyard. Now get out of here, I want to be left alone with Tenten for a bit longer." Neji said pushing Naruto towrads the window.

"I understand, just be sure to come to the dating service around noon so we can finish up our work for tonight." Naruto said before leaving.

Later that day, Naruto and Neji both sighed.

"That was a lot harder then I thought..." Neji sighed.

"Yeah there were more left then I expected, but we did a good job...Chouji was surprised to see who he was dating." Naruto said grinning proudly of himself.

"That Jounin looked good alright, Chouji didn't think we'd give him someone like that." Neji replied.

"Well, I think we're done for now." Naruto said and stood up.

"We still need to put everything in place for tonight at the dating service building." Neji replied and followed Naruto's example.

"Actually we don't." Naruto said grinning and got a confused look from Neji.

"Tsunade-obachan said she had some idea's...She told me she would work 24 hours before the party until it started to decorate it and all." Naruto said.

"Shouldn't we check it out?" Neji asked. Naruto thought for a second.

"Well...We still have plenty of time left until we need to go to your place, right?" Naruto asked.

"We do." Neji replied.

"Well then! Let's go see what Tsunade-obachan is doing!" Naruto said and ran off.

"Oi, Naruto! Wait for me! Geez..." Neji said and followed Naruto.

"WHAT THE...!" Naruto and Neji yelled when they arrived in their building.

"Oh hey Naruto, Neji...I didn't think you guys would come and look yet." Tsunade said smiling.

"Where the hell is my big screen tv!" Naruto yelled pointing at the empty spot where 'his' tv stood.

"You know Naruto, I basically bought it..." Neji pointed out.

"But I still consider it mine! Where the hell is it!" Naruto yelled with tears in his eyes.

"Don't worry, Naruto...We put it away so it wouldn't get damaged during the party." Tsunade said nodding. Naruto turned bright again and looked around if anything else was missing.

"What I'd like to know is, why the heck are these stairs here?" Neji said pointing at the large downward leading stairs, which at the end had curtains hiding something.

"SHIZUNE!" Tsunade yelled and instantly the curtains started moving. It was just then that both Naruto and Neji realized the curtains covered the entire wall.

"I figured we needed more space to dance, so I expanded the room." Tsunade said proudly presenting the expanded part of the room.

"Oi Naruto, I guess we no longer have a dating service." Neji stated.

"No! We have our own night club! Yatta!" Naruto cheered and ran down the stairs. The expanded part had several things that were certainly useful for a large ass party like this. There was a bar with a whole lot of drinks behind it. On the center of the dance floor there was a pole. On the sides there were of course the sound installations and lights, along with a couple of couches to sit on in the corners. The stage carried the main sound installation and there were even more doors.

"Tsunade-sama, We still need to check if the upstairs rooms have electricity!" Shizune said who ran towards Tsunade.

"Upstairs rooms?" Naruto and Neji replied.

"We also figured that some people might want to be left alone after a while so we added a whole lot of rooms and even an extra floor for it." Tsunade said pointing at the stairs in the corner of the room.

"But...I still don't get why there is a pole on the dance floor...Last time I checked this was only for shinobi and not for the girls from my work..." Naruto said pointing questioningly at the pole.

"You'll know by tonight." Tsunade said and gave Naruto a wink. Naruto looked confused at Tsunade, wondering what she exactly meant by that.

"Naruto, Let's go...We still need to have dinner and get ready for tonight." Neji stated and then instantly left.

"I know! Let's go and eat together at Ichiraku Ramen!" Naruto yelled and quickly followed Neji.

"What is it, Tsunade-sama? You seem actually really happy." Shizune said.

"I am Shizune. Because tonight I will use that technique again." Tsuande said with a sparkle in her eye.

"Oi, Neji! Don't you think we should eat more?" Naruto said as he finished his third bowl and Neji got up.

"Naruto...Tenten and Hinata are most likely waiting for us. The party starts in two hours, but you and I got to be there early since we own the place and all." Neji stated.

"Well, I guess it can't be helped." Naruto said and paid Ichiraku-san.

"Osan, Isn't Ayame-chan also supposed to work today?" Naruto asked.

"She should but she said about not wanting to work today for some personal reason. Even though I'm her dad, I don't know what it is." Ichiraku-san said.

"I see, Then if you see her, tell her I'll come and see her real soon again." Naruto said and left with Neji. Naruto and Neji arrived at the Hyuuga estate and saw Tenten and Hinata giggling in the courtyard.

"We're back." Naruto said cheerful. Both Tenten and Hinata looked at them and Tenten instantly rushed to Neji.

"Nice to see you too Tenten." Neji said smiling as Tenten threw herself around his neck.

"Ohio, Naruto-kun..." Hinata said as she shyly approached Naruto.
"Yo, Hinata...You in the mood for tonight?" Naruto said smiling as he rubbed the back of his head. Hinata shyly nodded and didn't look into Naruto's eyes.

"Well, let us start then...Come on Hinata-chan we need to look at our best for these two men." Tenten said cheerful and started pushing Hinata towards Hinata's room.
"Eh...But..." Hinata said.

"Come on now, We don't want to be late now do we?" Tenten said as she pushed Hinata into her room and closed the door behind them.

"Well Naruto, Looks like we need to get dressed also." Neji said and shrugged.

"About that...What the hell do you have for me anyway?" Naruto asked and followed Neji in to his room as Neji let out a sigh. A while later Naruto was looking at himself in the mirror. The black robe he wore was stylish, comfortable and he could even defend people in it.

"Can I keep this?" Naruto asked Neji as Naruto practiced a few punch and kicks.

"We'll see by tomorrow." Neji said who was wearing the exact same outfit as Naruto aside from the fact that his was white. Both of them then walked out of Neji's room and headed towards Hinata's.

"You think they're done yet?" Naruto asked.

"I doubt it...Let's check to make sure..." Neji answered and walked up to Hinata's door.

"Are you two ready?" Neji asked.

"It has been half an hour or so...Naruto and I both needed a shower else we would have been done in five minutes...They should be done by now as well, I hope..." Neji thought.

"Uh...not quite yet! We'll be ready in about...10 minutes or so?" Tenten yelled.

"Fine then...We'll wait outside the door..." Neji stated and leaned against the wall. Less then ten minutes later, the door opened and the two girls walked out of the room.

"Well, what do you think Neji?" Tenten said as was spinning around once in her new kimono.

"You do...?" Neji started. Tenten slightly opened her kimono to show that she was wearing a shirt under it.

"It looks good on you." Neji said smiling.

"Na-Naruto-kun...Do you...like my outfit?" Hinata asked, shyly hiding behind Tenten and the door.

"Well you got to show it to me first then." Naruto said smiling politely at her. Hinata moved slowly away from Tenten in order to show her dress.

"Whoa, Hinata I never thought you could be this cute." Naruto said as he looked at Hinata's skirt and top. Both were lime green with white lotus flowers, that were entangled with one another, printed on the edges.

"A-Arigatou, Naruto-kun." Hinata blushed multiple shades of red and looked away from Naruto.

"Well then, Let's head out then." Naruto said cheerful and grabbed Hinata's hand. She began to blush even more and silently walked away with Naruto.

"We should get going as well." Neji stated and put his arm around Tenten's waist. Tenten nodded in reply and they quickly followed Naruto and Hinata.

"You know, Naruto-kun is pretty lucky." Tenten stated along the way.

"Why do you say that all of a sudden, Tenten?" Neji asked in a bit of a confused tone.

"Well to start with, Hinata has some great curves and also-" Tenten started but Neji put a hand in front of her mouth.

"I don't want to hear more then that about my cousin...But I do get your point now." Neji said and removed his hand from Tenten's mouth.

"Alright, Even though I'm jealous of her breast size...They're bigger then mine." Tenten stated annoyed.

"That doesn't really matter to me you know." Neji replied.

"Huh? Really? I thought all guys like girls with big breasts." Tenten mused.

"I didn't say I don't...I just don't care if my little cousin has bigger...Wait you did say that SHE had BIGGER ones then you, right?" Neji asked. Tenten only nodded with a bit of an annoyed look on her face.

"Stupid Main House..." Neji cursed, sighed and shrugged then.

"Well I really don't care...I like the way you are and wouldn't want to have you any other way." Neji said and gave Tenten a kiss on her cheek, making her face lit up immediately. A short while later they arrived at the Hokage Building, where their dating service stood upon and where the party would be.

"Oi, Tsunade-obachan! We're here!" Naruto yelled once they got inside.

"Naruto, you're a bit earlier then I expected." Tsunade said who appeared from around the corner. To everyone's surprise, Tsunade a blue-white top, that actually covered up her cleavage, and a short skirt.

"What's with that look on your faces?" Tsunade asked as she looked at everyone.

"It's nothing, Is everything ready yet?" Naruto asked.

"We're only busy with the drinks and foods right now, but people should be able to come in already." Tsunade stated.

"Alright! Neji, let's go." Naruto said grinning widely.

"Yeah." Neji replied.

"You two just wait here." Naruto said and gave Hinata a kiss on her forehead, making her face go red again. Neji gave Tenten a kiss and then quickly ran off with Naruto towards the door.

"Ready to make the biggest earnings of your life so far?" Naruto asked. Neji looked confused at Naruto for less then a second and then smiled.

"Ready as I'll ever will be, partner." Neji replied.

"Then let the fun begin!" Naruto said cheerful and threw the doors wide open, greeting the crowd with his fox grin.

Half an hour later, Shino entered the building. Instead of his usual gray coat he was wearing a black one, so he could hide himself in the shadows to draw unnoticed and be pretty stylish at the same time.

"Well now we now where all the people's taxes went to..." Shino said to himself as he straightened his shades. His bugs immediately began to scout the entire compound and stationed themselves in every angle possible.

"Well done my small friends...Let me know when something interesting happens." Shino said and started walking towards the dance floor. Shino calmly walked towards the bar and took a seat.

"What shall it be young sir?" The barkeeper asked.

"Nothing..." Shino said and turned around to watch the dance floor. He noticed his team-mate, Kiba and his trusted companion Akamaru, on the dancefloor with a cute Inuzuka girl and a small dog that looked a lot like Akamaru. Just then, the DJ started playing 'Who let the dogs out' that was accompanied by barking of multiple real dogs across the rooms. As the music continued on, Kiba's date was starting to dance dirty for Kiba and Shino found it right about time to start his work.Meanwhile Naruto and Hinata were gasping at how long Neji and Tenten could kiss each other.

"Don't you guys like ever get tired of that?" Naruto asked.

"Nope." Neji replied as Tenten looked at Naruto and smiled. They then continued again and Naruto let out a sigh. He then picked Hinata up, who sat next to him, and placed her on his lap.

"Na...Naruto-kun?" Hinata asked blushing.

"We'll show them who are better, right Hinata!" Naruto said cheerful.

"Wha...Wha..." Hinata stuttered.

Naruto threw his left arm around Hinata's waist and used his right hand to stroke Hinata's face, making the girl blush like never before. He slowly pulled her closer towards him as his right hand slides softly up and down on the back of Hinata's head. Her heart pounding faster and faster, Hinata looked into Naruto's blue eyes and as he closed them. She was now only an inch away from kissing him. Naruto suddenly felt something knock against his shoulder and he opened his eyes.

"Oi, Hinata! Are you okay?" Naruto asked as he lifted the girl up a bit. Hinata opened her eyes and managed to raise a smile at Naruto.

"Go-Gomennasai Naruto-kun...I just felt faint all of a sudden." She said looking away.

"It's okay..." Naruto said and then quickly pulled her closer again, this time he quickly started kissing her. As Hinata felt Naruto's lips touch hers, she felt really relaxed and closed her eyes.

This was what she has been dreaming of ever since she met Naruto. She could feel blood rush to her face, but she didn't mind. As Naruto gently licked her lips, Hinata let out a soft moan. She wanted more, she wanted this moment to never end. Hinata felt like she was invincible right now as Naruto hand softly caressed her back. Naruto licked her lips again and Hinata moaned again as hormones rushed trough her body. Naruto then pushed his tongue against her lips and Hinata finally got why he was licking her lips. She opened mouth and let Naruto's tongue slip in she let hers go into his mouth. She still wanted more as she was exploring Naruto's mouth. Hinata litterally began push Naruto more back as she held his face with her hands. However she soon ran out of air and so they broke the kiss.

Hinata breathed heavily while she looked away from Naruto to not let him see her blushing so badly. Naruto, however, was looking at her with wide eyes ad a smile on his face. When Hinata saw this, she instantly threw herself again on Naruto, making him gasp for air and so the kiss didn't last very long.

"Wow..." Neji and Tenten replied at the same time.

"Go-Gomennasai Naruto-kun...I didn't mean to..." Hinata said when she saw Naruto gasping for air. The blonde suddenly started laughing and hugged Hinata, what surprised her pretty much. But she quickly relaxed again, smiled as she closed her eyes and threw her arms around Naruto, who still laughed.

"Oi Naruto, We're leaving you two alone, ok?" Neji stated.

"Huh? Nande dattebayo..." Naruto replied as he stopped laughing. Neji shifted up close to Naruto so Tenten could whisper something in his ear.

"Face forward..." Tenten whispered and then both Neji and Tenten left the two alone. Naruto looked surprised forward at Hinata, who still was hugging Naruto sort off. Naruto smiled and start to hug and caress Hinata further. Hinata let her hands slide over Naruto body as she started to kiss his forehead. Meanwhile, a surprise act came to the stage.

"Ladies and Gentlemen! Give it up for Akakumo!" The DJ introduced the band that entered the stage.

"Hmmm...How come I feel like I've met these guys before?" Kakashi asked as he looked at the band. The band existed out of three guitar players and one drummer. One of the guitar players had a pointy hairdo that reminded Kakashi of a shark. The other was a small kid that looked quite young. The third guitar player had hair locks fall in front of his eyes and a ponytail. The drummer was a guy with hair covering one of his eyes. The leader of the band counted down and they started playing.

As they preformed their act, Sasuke couldn't help but think he knew two of those people. He shrugged it off and continued looking for a single girl on the party, since most of them already had dates and he had none.

"Sakura-san. Are you enjoying yourself?" Lee asked as he handed Sakura some fruit punch.

"Yeah this band is really good." Sakura said as she head banged a bit with the rhythm.

"How's your body, Sakura-san?" Lee asked.

"I'm almost completely recovered, thanks to Tsunade-sama." Sakura said smiling.

"That's good to hear...So..." Lee said smiling.

"Lee-san...Sorry if I made you feel like I didn't want to be here with you...Of course I'd prefer to go with Sasuke-kun...but being here with you is almost the next best thing." Sakura said smiling. Lee looked with wide eyes at the pink haired girl as she pulled Lee closer and started kissing him.

Shino sighed, that was like the 100th time that people started making out. If this kept up, he wouldn't be able to make a lot of money. Aside from the dirty dancing of Kiba's date, nothing else worthy of drawing had happened so far. However, Shino found out that would all change as he smelled something from behind him. He turned around and noticed the Hokage doing something to the drinks.

"This smells like sake...Looks like the Hokage plans to spice up this party a bit." Shino thought and instantly moved himself towards the dark corner of the building.

Meanwhile Neji and Tenten were already drinking some of Tsunade's sake mixed drinks.

"This party is going pretty good." Tenten stated as she took another zip from her drink.

"Looks like the work of Naruto and me wasn't for nothing either." Neji replied as he noticed the many couples they brought together were making out.

"But I still have the best man around." Tenten said blushing as she threw herself around Neji's neck. Neji smiled at her and then he noticed she was staring at him with big shiny eyes and a blush on her face.

"Now what are you thinking off?" Neji said speaking his thoughts out loud. Tenten giggled and drank the last bit of her drink. As she took his hand, Neji quickly took the last bit of his drink as well and threw both his and Tenten's cup away. They started dancing and then all of a sudden the music went out and the room got darker.

In the center of the dance floor a pole and a small stage rose up. The people who were standing on that spot slipped off and someone climbed the small stage, with one hand holding the pole. The spotlights turned on and beamed onto the person standing on top of the stage.

"Hokage-sama?" The people around the stage reacted. An erotic music started playing and Tsunade started dancing on the stage. All eyes, or at least most of them, were focused on Tsunade's dancing.

"Tsunade..." Kakashi said as Tsunade caressed his jaw line with one finger.

"Hime..." Genma said as Tsunade moved her breasts right in front of his face a moved her hand over his head.

"no..." Ibiki said as Tsunade shook her butt in front of his face.

"Mai..." Iruka said as Tsunade took of her top and threw it in his face. Tsunade continued dancing as all the guys stared at her and soon most of the guys close to the stage had nosebleeds. Just before the erotically music ended, Tsunade took off her skirt and threw it into the crowd. As the normal disco lights went back on and normal music started, she got off the platform and a couple of other girls started dancing on it.

"Well that..." Neji stated as he nodded.

"Pretty much was..." Naruto said as he also nodded.

"Excitingly troublesome..." Shikamaru said.

"The reason to lose weight..." Chouji said.

Lee picked up Sakura and ran upstairs with her as the surprised Haruno couldn't do anything.

"A reason to howl like a dog." Kiba said as he and Akamaru let out a howl.

"The start of my extremely wealthy life." Shino said grinning widely as he quickly continued drawing.

"Tenten...Why are you blushing?" Neji asked as he noticed Tenten blushing.

"Huh...Ehm no reason...Did you just also see what Lee did after seeing Tsunade-sama?" Tenten said.

"...Why would I want to look at Lee after something like...that." Neji replied.

"I don't either...I just saw it from the corner of my eye." Tenten said.

"Just since you brought this up...What was it that Lee did?" Neji asked.

"He picked up Sakura and ran upstairs." Tenten stated.

"...Wow." Neji replied as both of them stared off towards the pole.

"So..." Neji said, but before he could say anything else, Tenten stuck her tongue into his mouth.

Meanwhile there was an awkward silence between Chouji and his date for tonight. Chouji silently ate his bag of chips, not knowing what to say.

"So tell me..." His date said, who happened to be none other then Anko. Chouji looked up from his bag of chips, wondering what she was going to ask.

"Have you have been with a girl before?" Anko asked bluntly.

"No..." Chouji said and continued eating.

"So how about I show you a whole new world for you then?" Anko said, once again getting Chouji's attention. Before he could even reply to her statement, Anko swallowed the remains of her cup of sake and grabbed Chouji's hand and walked off with him.

ShikaIno

"Hey I think I just saw Chouji head towards the toilets with Anko-san." Ino said as she peeked trough the door.

"Really? Maybe their not feeling well." Shikamaru said as he sighed and laid back down on the bed.

"Chouji doesn't get sick of food that easily and Anko-san looks to well to be sick..." Ino said as she closed the door.

"Remind me exactly why we are here in this troublesome room." Shikamaru replied.

"So we can spy on Naruto what he's doing with Hinata and then when the time is right I'll take over Hinata's body." Ino said with an evil grin.

"And why do I have to get involved in such troublesome things?" Shikamaru asked.

"Because you are my date for tonight and people would find it odd if we weren't together." Ino answered annoyed.

"Geez, It's not like we're dating." Shikamaru complained.

"You know...It's quite warm in this room." Ino said and took of her shirt.

"...Then why are you taking of your shirt instead of leaving this room and go outside." Shikamaru said as he picked up the shirt Ino just threw in his face and dropped it on the ground.

"Stop complaining you've seen me like this before..." Ino said slightly blushing.

"...Yeah when you came to ask some things about Naruto." Shikamaru said and rolled his eyes.

"Ow come on! Work with me here! Soon I'm in Hinata's body making out with Naruto!" Ino said as she hit Shikamaru on his chest a couple of times. Shikamaru just stared at her until she stopped hitting him.

"It's really warm in here! Geez, why the hell is it so hot." Ino said.

"Don't even think of taking off anything else." Shikamaru replied instantly and then looked up to the ceiling.

"Hey there is a window up there." Shikamaru said as he looked at the large window, build in the ceiling.

"Go open it then to make it more cold here!" Ino commanded.

"...Hai hai." Shikamaru said as he got up from the bed. He used chakra to climb up the wall and opened the window. A cold breeze flew over the Nara boy's face as he stuck his head out to the roof.

"Hey, I bet the roof is even nicer." Shikamaru said.

"Well what are we waiting for then?" Ino said and climbed up the wall. Both of them sat down on the roof and looked over Konoha.

"The view here is so nice...Sun has set like 30 minutes ago and it's already almost completely dark." Ino said.

"Watching clouds is better." Shikamaru said and sighed. He sort of missed the white fluffy puffs in the sky.

"How can you say that? This view is much more romantic! I want to be up here with Naruto!" Ino said.

"Then you should go ask him..." Shikamaru said. Ino suddenly shivered.

"Cold now, huh?" Shikamaru asked.

"Y-yeah...But I want to continue to watch he-here." Ino said shivering. The Nara boy sighed and figured out how troublesome the following thing would become. He took of his coat and put it around Ino's shoulders. The girl's blue eyes widened as she looked over her shoulder towards the young genius.

"Thank you...Shikamaru." Ino said with wide eyes.

"Don't mention it." Shikamaru said as he had the same dull expression on his face as always. Ino moved closer to Shikamaru on all fours and stared at him, an inch away from his face. Shikamaru blinked and didn't really know what to do right now. Ino then threw herself around Shikamaru's neck and pressed her lips against hers. As she put Shikamaru's hands on her ass, she pushed him on to the roof and started to deepen the kiss.

NaruHina

"I wonder where Shikamaru and Ino are…" Naruto said as he looked around on the crowded dance floor.

"Why do you wonder that, Na-Naruto-kun?" Hinata asked who was still sitting on his lap.

"Well…Ino kind of likes me too and I wondered if Shikamaru was able to handle her well enough to not make her go after me and such." Naruto said.

"I-I see…But Naruto-kun, you don't need to worry about Shikamaru-kun not being able to handle Ino, right? A-After all…If they're not on the dance floor they have probably left or are somewhere else right?" Hinata said.

"Yeah, You're right, Hinata." Naruto said smiling at her as she blushed at his look.

"Ne, Hinata…You want to dance?" Naruto asked.

"Uhm…Well…I…" Hinata said blushing.

"Come on, It'll be fun." Naruto said and picked Hinata up from his lap and started carrying her to the dance floor.

"Na-Naruto-kun…I don't….I don't know how to dance." Hinata said.

"Is that so, huh? Well then I'll just have to teach you." Naruto said as he put Hinata down.

"That ok with you?" Naruto asked. Hinata nodded and Naruto turned her around.

"Alright first of all, move your waist from side to side." Naruto said and moved her waist from side to side with his hands. Less then 5 minutes later, Naruto thought Hinata the basic things about how to dance and to his surprise, Hinata was a natural dancer.

"Wow, Hinata…You are a really good dancer." Naruto whispered in her ear.

"A-Arigatou, Na-Naruto-kun." Hinata replied. As they slowly started to dance back to their couch as Hinata shyly looked into Naruto's eyes. She closed her eyes as they came near the couch and moved her lips towards his. As Naruto sat down on the couch, he could feel Hinata's tongue enter his mouth and her hands move under his shirt.

NejiTen

"Wow, Hinata is a great dancer…It must be a Hyuuga trait." Tenten said smiling at Neji as she was dancing with him.

"…Even though I don't like to dance." Neji said and let out a sigh.

"That's why I'm happy that your dancing with you right now." Tenten said.

"That's because I only dance for you." Neji said smiling at her. Tenten then started pushing Neji back.

"Uh…Tenten…I don't think we are allowed to go behind the bar." Neji said as they came behind the bar.

"Don't worry, the bartender is also busy right now." Tenten said smiling. Tenten turned 180 degrees around with Neji and made him lie down on the floor. She laid down on top of him and started kissing him. Suddenly during a kiss she stopped and started giggling.

"Hmmm…What's wrong?" Neji asked as he looked at Tenten, who was still giggling.

"Nothing…I just realized this is our first party together and we're already down on the floor behind a bar making out…I just wondered what else might happen to us." Tenten said.

"We'll just have to wait and see." Neji replied and then he felt Tenten's hand move downward on him.

"We will…" Tenten said and started passionately kissing Neji again.

About an hour or two later, Shino was walking quietly over the now almost empty dance floor. Almost empty, since there a bunch of couples still standing on it kissing with eachother and all. They were so busy that they didn't even notice Shino. There was one more person walking alone across the dance floor, only he was heading towards the exit.

"Looks like the Uchiha prodigy isn't getting any though." Shino thought as Sasuke walked passed him. Everyone was at least kissing and hugging as the music softly played at the background.

"Geez...It's still freaking early...I wonder if any of these people will actually start dancing again..." Shino thought as he stepped over another couple and sat down in a new dark corner of the room. He looked at every drawing he had made tonight.

"One of the Godaime dancing on that small stage, One of Neji and Tenten behind the bar, Naruto and Hinata who were busy on one of the couches, Ino and Shikamaru who were getting close on the rooftop, Chouji and Anko busy in the toilets, Kiba getting it on doggy style in a room, Godaime and Kakashi, Godaime and Asuma, Godaime and Ibiki, Godaime and Iruka, Godaime and Genma, Godaime and Gai, Godaime and all six previously named males, Anko and Kurenai in the showers...Why the heck do they have showers in a dating service?" Shino said naming the pictures he had drawn as he turned the pages. Shino then suddenly got new info from one of his bugs.

"Those two finally getting it on...Geez after almost two freaking hours..." Shino said as he opened a new clean page and started drawing.

"Uh oh...This doesn't look very good..." Shino said and looked up towards the ceiling. A second later, the second floor wall had a large hole in it and something bounced against the wall against the other side. What had come out of the hole bounced multiple times against both sides of the room and finally it bounced near the bar and flew over the heads of Neji and Tenten, who were still behind it on the floor.

"What the...?" Neji said as he stopped kissing Tenten and looked at what just rushed over both of them. Tenten who was lying on top of Neji looked in the same direction and they saw a familiar green outfit. By now everyone had noticed that something was going on and they were looking towards the bar.

"Lee?" Neji and Tenten asked as they stared at the back of Lee's outfit. They then saw Sakura falling to the left with a red blush on her face and ripped up clothes, exposing parts of her body.

"Wow...Lee..." Both Tenten and Neji said as a crowd slowly gathered near the bar.

They just then noticed that Lee's face was blood red and his hairs flying upwards. As his now white eyes shifted from side to side, he quickly picked up Sakura and started flying across the room again. The wind shot across everyone as Lee 'ran' past them.

"What the bloody hell is going on here!" Tsuande yelled as she and her group of lovers walked back towards the dance floor, alerted by the abnormal noise.

"Gai-sensei! Tsunade-sama! I think Lee drank sake again!" Tenten yelled as Lee continued to jump around the room.

"Say what!" Gai said.

"Looks like a bit more then sake mixed drinks...Geez." Tsunade said and hurried down to the dance floor. As Lee and Sakura bounced from side to side, Tsunade closed her eyes and focused on how to stop Lee. Then all of a sudden as Lee passed her, Tsunade hit him with all her might sending him and Sakura trough a window.

"You idiot! Now you'll take even longer to fully heal! Geez...I'll heal those two up from any injuries...DJ play something to make these people dance at least!" Tsunade said and jumped trough the broken window.

"Don't worry my Tsunade-hime, We'll make sure they all dance and forget this!" Kakashi said cheerful.

Kakashi, Gai, Asuma, Genma, Ibiki and Iruka then all started a quick genjutsu.

"You'll listen to my words...and remember them...When I snap my fingers you all feel the urge to party again and forget that a certain thick-browed genin just tore the place up..." Kakashi said and then snapped his fingers. Shino snickered as he saw everything but wasn't inside of the radius of the genjutsu due to the fact that he was behind the Jounin's and Chuunin. All the shinobi looked sleepy for a few seconds, then the music started playing and everyone on the dancefloor started dancing.

"Tenten..." Neji said.

"What is it my love?" Tenten asked.

"Why the heck are we staring at Gai-sensei and the other jounin...who happen to be in their boxers..." Neji stated as he looked away.

"I have absolutely no idea..." Tenten said as she blinked.

"Yo Neji, Tenten...shall we all go and dance too?" Naruto asked who was standing on the other side of the bar, holding Hinata in his arms.

"I feel like dancing for some reason, yeah." Tenten said and got off Neji.

"...Wow...I do to...Something's wrong here...I think?" Neji said confused and got up as well.

"No you're just imagining it. Come on let's party! The night is still young!" Naruto said cheerful as he and Hinata walked off. Neji and Tenten looked at each other, smiled at one and another, Neji gave Tenten a quick kiss and then Tenten dragged Neji to the dance floor. Just then, the band that also was getting it on left the building.

"You know...The boss is gonna be pissed off if he found out we didn't do our job..." The sharkhaired guitarist said.

"Hey we're on a two week vacation, yeah..." The longhaired drummer said.

"We can see that from the little brat with the three woman around him..." The pony tailed guitarist said.

"Ow shut up Itachi-san, Deidara and Kisame-san...You just pissed off these three fine looking kunoichi find me cute enough to come with us...You three are just jealous that you only had one chick each and I got three." The small kid said as all four of their outfits were covered in smoke for a second then revealing the black cloacks with red clouds on it.

"You do realize that those kunoichi will most likely be sober in a few hours..." Itachi said.

"Yeah but you'll just hypnotize them when we're done with them in the hotel." The kid said as he grabbed one of the kunoichi's butts.

"Alright Sasori is completely wasted obviously...I don't feel sober enough to fly us back to the hotel...Itachi-san, Kisame-san do you have any idea's?" Deidara asked.

"We'll just walk while pretty boy is grabbing kunoichi butts..." Itachi said and started walking.

"I'm surprised they didn't find out it was us who were the band..." Kisame stated.

"...Who cares." Itachi replied.

"I must say we should visit here more often undercover...I'd like to see these woman more often." Sasori said. After finishing that sentence, the three kunoichi's started kissing him.

"Yup...I definitely want to kill time here when I'm not out killing people." Sasori said grinning.

"...Sometimes I wonder why I joined this organization full of weirdo's..." Itachi said shaking his head as the four of them left Konoha.