A/N: Yo everyone! I'm giving you all another chapter since I'm well on a roll with writing the story now...Finished chapter 15,16 and half of 17 last night and they ain't really short. However I'm afraid this one IS a bit short \... Anyway thanks for the reviews of last chapter that have come in so far P Anyway this chapter we'll have bad stuff for Sasuke fans and good stuff for Sasgay fans if you get whatI mean Also some ShikaTem, which we'll prolly see alot more later on in the story caus well Oo...I like to write about those two all of a sudden. Right now I'm pondering about how I can make Neji and Tenten get a bit more back into the story Oo...Other then that enjoy the chap
Kaba-chan: Trust me, Jiraiya's luck will increase over the following chaps lol XP
Chapter 14: Drinking sake with the devil! Hermit style!
The next morning, Jiraiya needed to go to Tsunade. He didn't know why but she informed him the night before that she had a new mission for him. However once Jiraiya arived at the Hokage's office, he found Shizune saying that Tsunade was at the hospital for some kind of emergency.
"I see..Then I will go there. Sorry to bother you, Shizune." Jiraiya said and left again.
"Geez, I want to hurry up and get this over with so I can go and get the pictures Shino had drawn for me." Jiraiya complained to himself as he walked towards the hospital. As he approached the hospital, he saw Tsunade looking worried and talking to Gai.
"Yo Tsunade, What's the problem?" Jiraiya asked.
"Jiraiya, What happened here is none of your business, now follow me back to the office for your mission." Tsunade said in an annoyed tone.
"What's wrong? You seem annoyed." Jiraiya said and just then Tsunade grabbed him by his collar and dragged him along with her.
"I'm stressed out of all the freaking things happening today! That's what! Now shut up or I'll knock your lights out! I have a special mission for you." Tsunade said and Jiraiya silently obbeyed. Half an hour later Jiraiya was walking on the streets of Konoha again.
"Well that was some special mission alright. If she told me straight ahead I'd raced her back to the office." He said grinning at the fresh memory in his head.
"Well...I guess I should head out to Shino's place now and get the illustrations...Hehehe." Jiraiya snickered. As he reached the Aburame estate, he was greeted by Shino's mother who was working in the front garden. To Jiraiya's regret, Shino's mother told him that Shino was away on a mission with his dad, so he left and decided to start the real mission he received from Tsunade.
"Find out if Akatsuki really is in the area and find out what they are doing, huh? Sounds like this is going to be tough if they are hiding..." Jiraiya said as he left the village. After walking a while trough the forest a bit, Jiraiya rejoiced when he encountered Shino and his dad.
"Yo Shino! Heading back home from your mission huh?" Jiraiya said.
"You know Jiraiya-sama, Shino?" Shino's dad asked.
"Yeah...sort of." Shino said.
"Can I have a word with you Shino, alone?" Jiraiya asked. Shino's dad looked at him and then at his son.
"Head home after you are done talking with Jiraiya-sama." His dad said and quickly headed onwards.
"I assume you want the illustrations, right?" Shino asked.
"Do you have them with you right now then?" Jiraiya asked in reply.
"I do, If I didn't there would be a chance my mom would find it and then I'd be in more trouble then I like." Shino said and took out his sketchbook.
"I see, that's pretty smart of you...Well give me the pictures now and later today I'll bring you the payment." Jiraiya said.
"Sorry, but I can not do that." Shino said and straightend his shades.
"Huh, Why not?" Jiraiya asked.
"Even though I believe your an honest man Jiraiya-sama...These pictures are worth a fortune. If I'd give them all without getting payed right at hand I'd have the chance you wouldn't pay me. After all, you are way stronger then me." Shino explained.
"Ah I see...You are smart. I understand. Then again if I wanted to take them without paying I'd knock you out right now. But I'm honest." Jiraiya said.
"However, I will give you some already...To give you a slight idea of what the better ones might contain." Shino said as he grabbed a couple of pictures out of his book and handed them over to Jiraiya.
"Thank you very much. See you later then." Jiraiya said grinning and walked off. Shino silently looked at him walk away and then started his way to home.
After Jiraiya walked a while longer, he encountered a small house that reminded him of one of the naughty stands he visited some time ago when he was searching for Tsunade. Inside he heard woman giggling so he decided to check it out.
"You...You guys are..." Jiraiya said as he looked at who they were.
"Yo, long time no see, Jiraiya-sama." Itachi said and raised his cup of sake.
"I don't know what you four Akatsuki members are doing here, but I will kill you on the spot." Jiraiya said as his eyes moved over Itachi, Kisame, Deidara and Sasori.
"Can you? I mean would you risk the lives of these cute ladies?" Itachi asked said and made a kunai come out of his sleeve. As he held it to the neck of the woman who was sitting close to him, the lady looked scared at Itachi.
"Aww, Don't worry kawaii-chan...I won't hurt you, that is unless Jiraiya-sama forces me to do so." Itachi said and stroke the girl's face.
"He's right...I can't involve innocents in this...And really not females..." Jiraiya mused as he looked at Itachi still holding the kunai.
"Well, there is no need to worry Jiraiya-sama...We're not after Naruto-kun right now." Itachi said and withdrew the kunai.
"If you're not here for Naruto then what the hell are you doing here?" Jiraiya asked.
"We're here to find out about...other things. How about we share our information over some sake and the company of these ladies." Itachi said.
"That depends on what you want to know..." Jiraiya saida s he sat down and instantly, two girls crawled up to him.
"We're here because we've been picking up something strange in this area as well as all over the continent...We decided to investegate this at Hokae-sama's party." Itachi said.
"What! You guys were there!" Jiraiya reacted surprised.
"Yeah, Tsunade-sama invited our 'band' and it was a nice way to do our mission.I was surprised you weren't there, Jiraiya-sama." Itachi replied.
"I unfortunately had other things to do...So I missed out on a lot, but I still have pictures." Jiraiya said and showed the Akatsuki members the pictures he got from Shino. The 4 of them and all the ladies blushed at seeing the piece of art Shino created.
"Wow...that's...some good detailed pictures...Anyway...We could see most things at first hand..." Itachi said.
"Even though I'd like to hear more about Tsunade's party...Continue about why you are here." Jiraiya said and put the pictures away.
"We've been picking up chakra activity in the air...as in high abnormal constant ammounts of chakra...And it belongs to the Youma." Itachi said.
"...What are you getting at?" Jiraiya asked.
"You should already know...I mean...Back in my day, genins didn't have sex all over a dancefloor and such..." Itachi said and took another zip of his sake. Jiraiya filled a cup with sake and drank in one shot.
"Looks like the sake hasn't been messed with...Hmmmm" Jiraiya thought.
"I guess it makes some sense...There has been a huge increase of romance and other things in Konoha...You saying it's because of the Youma?" Jiraiya asked.
"The chakra is affecting people...Anyway...It doesn't look like it's dangerous or something...So we decided to just kick back and enjoy the ride." Itachi said.
"Hah...And here I thought you guys were sly S-ranked criminals! Looks more like you just have crazy theories about the world when suddenly people start to be less shy..." Jiraiya said and drank more sake.
"If that is what you believe...However you'll find out soon enough..." Itachi said.
"If there was any chakra in the air that would be the Kyuubi's I would have sensed it. Nice joke though." Jiraiya said and stood up.
"The Youma's are letting people fall in love! And have sex in crazy positions! Mark our words! When the world has fallen to the love created by the Youma, we the Akatsuki will capture them and make them get us all the fine ladies!" Kisame said, who Jiraiya figured obviously drank too much sake. Jiraiya shook his head and left the Akatsuki members alone and he feeled like he had fullfilled his mission.
Meanwhile at the Valley of the End, Naruto had finally caught up with Sasuke.
"Sasuke!" Naruto yelled and Sasuke stopped walking for a moment. He then just continued on after a short moment.
"Are you going to run away from me?" Naruto yelled and Sasuke stopped walking.
"Yo clumsy idiot." Sasuke said as he turned around.
"What the hell are you doing! Running away from Konoha to go to Orochimaru!" Naruto yelled.
"That's right...I'm going to Orochimaru's place. I thought I was very clear in my 'goodbye' note." Sasuke said.
"Well actually due to the high amount of the word censored in it I couldn't understand jack about it..." Naruto replied.
"...Then let me tell you plain and simple. I'm not going to associate with lovey-dovey Konoha anymore. Go back to your loving and leave me the fuck alone." Sasuke said.
"What! Just because Lee and Sakura hook up you are leaving! Or is there something else to it!" Naruto yelled.
"Who ever said something about Lee and Sakura! Who gives a fuck about those two! And of course there is something else to it! I'm leaving to fucking kill my brother!" Sasuke yelled in return.
"I see...Now I get why you leave..." Naruto said as he closed his eyes.
"Well I'm glad you did, now let me be on my way." Sasuke replied.
"I see...You think...People in Konoha would laugh at you if they knew." Naruto said and started nodding.
"Know what, dobe?" Sasuke asked annoyed.
"Really it's okay Sasuke...No one will treat you differently when you'd admit it." Naruto said still nodding.
"...I'll ask one more time...Know what and if I admit what?" Sasuke said as he hands turned into fists.
"Really it's okay if you are gay...even though I doubt anyone else is in Konoha." Naruto said nodding.
"WHAT! I'm NOT gay! I never was and never will be!" Sasuke said.
"Anyone who goes to Orochimaru when all the girls in his town seek love would be considered gay! I think I finally understand why your brother killed your entire clan! He knew they were all gay and only used the woman to make gay children! And he was the only straight person aside from the woman!" Naruto yelled.
"How dare you, you god damned sunovabitch! If anyone is gay it's my brother!" Sasuke yelled.
Meanwhile, near the forest of Konoha, Itachi sneezed for the third time.
"Bless you again." Sasori said.
"Looks like it's going to be good weather tomorrow." Kisame said in reply.
"I think those girls we were with before are talking about me, that or I'm allergic to Deidara's new perfume." Itachi said.
"Hey! What those my scent has to do with this!" Deidara countered.Back at the Valley of the End, Naruto and Sasuke continued argueing.
"Sasuke! Konoha excepts gay people! That's why the Uchiha clan existed there in the first place! So come back to Konoha!" Naruto yelled.
"I'm not gay and my clan wasn't either! Really! You are hopeless!" Sasuke yelled and pointed at Konoha.
"I can't...let you go to Orochimaru...Everyone risked their lives...to come after you!" Naruto yelled.
"Well, good for them...as far as I consider it, they are only stupid assholes who are blinded by love and think they should spread it...if anyone is gay it's these so called 'comrades', I'm out of here and off to see Orochimaru." Sasuke said and turned around. Naruto then jumped towards Sasuke.
"How the hell could you think of us that way!" Naruto yelled and jumped on top of Sasuke and punched him in the face.
A while later, dark clouds replaced the gentle white ones and Shikamaru sighed.
"Can we take a break? I'm not exactly recovered enough yet to travel a large distance without having a break?" Shikamaru asked. The blonde Sand shinobi turned her head towards him.
"Hm...I guess there is no need to hurry since your wounds aren't serious...Ok a break will do us no harm." Temari said and stopped jumping from tree to tree. Shikamaru sighed as he landed on the same tree as Temari and he sat down on the tree branch. Temari sat down behind him, with her back against his. Shikamaru figured it would be too troublesome to make a comment about it so he just let it be.
"I really have to thank you, though." They both said at the same time.
"You first." Temari said.
"It's too troublesome to go first." Shikamaru said and sighed.
"Just say what you want to say already." Temari said slightly smiling.
"I'd just like to say thank you for saving me...I thought I was going to be killed there. But then you showed up." Shikamaru said.
"Thank you...I'd also like to thank you...Our fight in the chuunin exam made me alot wiser." Temari said. Shikamaru tilted his head and looked over his shoulder. Temari looked over her shoulder as well and stared in to Shikamaru's eyes.
"It's because...you made me realise...A shinobi must..." Temari said as both of them turned around and their faces slowly was drawn towards eachother.
"Grasp the envirement..." She said and then their lips connected. They closed their eyes and Temari put her hand on Shikamaru's cheek as she let her tongue slip into his mouth. Five seconds later they quickly stopped kissing and quickly turned around again.
"Sorry, I just..." Temari said blushing.
"No it was I who didn't..." Shikamaru said and scratched his head.
"This is going to be troublesome...Now our entire trip back to Konoha will be awkward...How troublesome..." Shikamaru thought as he scratched his head.
"So...ehm...was I...am I..." Temari said as she still blushed.
"I...I think...you..." Shikamaru said as he again scratched his head. All of a sudden, Temari turned Shikamaru around again and literally jumped on him. Shikamaru fell on down on the branch and, before he could even say something, Temari had her tongue in his mouth again. He decided it couldn't be helped so he closed his eyes and pulled the wind mistress of the Hidden Sand closer then she already was.
A/N: So how do you all like that? A bit short I know but the crazy 00ber mad stuff will begin again in the following chaps. Now there is one problem though...By the looks of it this story might end around chapter 25 or sooner since I'm running short on idea's ofcrazy situationsto put Jiraiya in \... So if you have any idea's lemme know and I'll go ponder how to make it work R&R again!