Chapter 16: The Fox, The Racoon and The Hippy
It's been nearly a week since Naruto came out of the hospital and had arranged things with Ayame and Hinata. He was right now back at his evening job. His two girlfriends allowed him to continue on with this as long as he didn't do anything to do the girls that he only did with Ayame and Hinata.
"Something is weird here...Why are we so low on customers...It can't be because of the dating service, right? Did those perverted guys like Ero-sennin finally also get a woman of their own and stopped coming here?" Naruto wondered out loud.
"No that's not it Naruto-kun." One of the exotic dancers said to him.
"Then what is it?" Naruto asked as he took a zip of his cola.
"There is this new place that opened up a bit less then a week ago across the block...They are attracting almost all of our customers!" The waitress said.
"Is that so, huh? Then I'm going to check out what the heck makes the place so special." Naruto said and got up.
"Be sure to bring back us some good customers!" The exotic dancer yelled as Naruto walked out. Naruto quickly jumped over the roof and found a caste in front of him that looked like it was painted with a sand color. Naruto enetered and saw that the entire compound was painted in the same color.
"Well...it atleast isn't the color that's attracting the people..." Naruto said as he looked around.
"Those girls however..." Naruto said as he looked at a few girls dancing on stage, near a couple of poles, in exposing dresses. To Naruto they seemed to be range from 14 to 17 years old. He then looked around the club and noticed Shikamaru sitting in a corner. Naruto rushed towards him and pointed an accusing finger at Shikamaru.
"What the hell are you doing here, Shikamaru!" Naruto said still pointing at him. Shikamaru looked up from his drink and stared at the blonde.
"He's here to watch my sister since they seem to be dating." Gaara said who appeared next to Naruto.
"What! Gaara your sister works here!" Naruto yelled. Just then Temari walked towards them in a cute waitress outfit.
"Gaara, there aren't any orders right now so can I stay with Shika-kun?" Temari asked as she looked at her brother with big shiny eyes.
"Fine with me..." Gaara said, turned around and started walking away.
"Oi! Gaara! Are you the owner of this place or something!" Naruto said now pointing at Gaara.
"...Yeah, it's the only thing I found my fangirls to be useful for...making money for me." Gaara replied.
"You are drawing away all the customers from my place! And since when do YOU have fangirls?" Naruto yelled.
"Your place? And I've got fangirls for quite some time now...And thanks to them I'll be able to buy the whole Anime network in a while." Gaara said and got an obsessed look in his eyes.
"Err...Forget I said that...The night does freaky things to me sometimes." Gaara said as he sat down on a cloud of sand.
"You do realise that you and I have to settle things to determine who has the better club and fangirls, right?" Naruto said as his eyes twitched.
"...I don't think you even have fangirls." Gaara said coldly.
"What! I've got more then you!" Naruto yelled.
"Hah! Yeah right! I haven't seen one yet!" Gaara yelled back at him.
"Then we'll see tomorrow! Whoever has the most, the cutest and the most seducing fangirls wins!" Naruto yelled.
"Fine with me! Tomorrow at 2 pm we'll settle this at the street that lies to the left of this club!" Gaara replied.
"Good! You'd better be there!" Naruto said and then left.
The next day Naruto walked towards the street where they were supposed to meet. At the same time as him, Gaara arrived as well.
"Before we start things off...What the hell are you still doing in Konoha?" Naruto asked.
"We're on vacation here." Gaara said and shrugged.
"And so you decide to start up a strip club to make money here!" Naruto yelled.
"Hey...I need the money." Gaara said and shrugged again.
"Alright then, Let's get started. First we'll see who of us has the most cute fangirls!" Naruto said and pointed at Gaara with his finger.
"Just wondering...But who'se going to be the judge of that?" Gaara asked.
"Did I hear someone say judge?" Genma said as he popped in.
"...One judge?" Gaara asked. Then Kakashi popped in while reading his Icha Icha Paradise.
"Yo Naruto...How's it going? I saw you two over here and decided to check things out." Kakashi said.
"Woohoo! Kakashi-sensei will also be a judge!" Naruto said and Kakashi looked up from his book with a questioning look at Naruto.
"To see who of us has the most cute fangirls." Naruto said.
"Oh I see...Don't we need a third judge then?" Kakashi said and continued to read his book.
"Hmmm...Who could that be?" Naruto said and took a thinking pose.
"Yo! I'd like to judge cute girls." Jiraiya said pervertedly grinning as he landed next to Kakashi on his frog.
"Hmmm...It must be someone who likes woman a lot." Naruto said.
"Yeah, yeah! That's me! Come on... let me judge." Jiraiya said grinning.
"It must also be someone that doesn't like just one woman so that drops Neji,Lee and Shikamaru." Naruto said.
"I like all woman as long as they look good." Jiraiya said grinning.
"And that person must also be able to accurately give points about woman..." Naruto said and Jiraiya held up his point signs.
"But who could that be..." Naruto said.
"Yo Naruto!" Jiraiya yelled as he pointed with his index fingers at himself.
"Ero-sennin, don't bother me right now...I need to think who could be the final judge..." Naruto said and Jiraiya sweatdropped.
"Hey I know! Ero-sennin! You could be the third judge!" Naruto said and pointed at Jiraiya.
"That's what I've been trying to tell you...Geez..." Jiraiya said with twitching eyes.
"Alright! Now we have three judges so we can get started! The rules are simple...We'll get our fangirls here and then we choose one of them at the same time and see who has the better one...Untill we have had every fangirl." Naruto said and then Temari walked passed them.
"Oi, Temari...Stay here for a few moments..." Gaara said and Temari halted.
"What is it, Gaara? I was on my way to see Shika-kun." Temari said smiling.
"Just stay here for a few moments." Gaara said.
Temari let out a sigh and then walked back towards her brother.
"Oi! I thought this was only for fangirls! What do you need your sister for!" Naruto yelled.
"...Unfortunately, Temari IS one of my fangirls..." Gaara said.
"Wha!" Naruto yelled.
"Ofcourse I am! Who can resist my cute little brother!" Temari said and tightly hugged Gaara.
"Wow...I never knew that...Well anyway! Let's call our other fangirls!" Naruto said and then both he and Gaara whistled on their fingers at the same time. In an instant both of them were surrounded by a whole lot of girls. Temari looked bewildered around her. She was surprised to see that, aside from the girls that worked at Gaara's club, who were also from Hidden Sand, her friends were here.
"Everyone! Oh my god! You're all here!" Temari said excited and started hugging all her friends.
"How come you are all here!" Temari asked as she had her little group hug.
"Gaara-kun told us about one week ago to come to Hidden Leaf for him! And so we did!" One of her friends said cheerful.
"Ow Gaara! Thank you!" Temari said and instantly hugged Gaara again.
"Yeah...Yeah...That's enough of that for now. You all change into something tempting so the judge's can declare me the winner as who has the cutest fangirls." Gaara said.
"Hah! As if you have them! Alright everyone! So them what makes you my cute fangirls!" Naruto yelled to all his fans. Naruto himself also changed into his pimping outfit and Ayame and Hinata, who ofcourse were also there, quickly clinged on to him so that no other of his fangirls could touch him. Gaara started to float on his sand and all his fangirls started to treat him like a king.
"May I start?" Gaara asked.
"Go right ahead my friend." Naruto said grinning.
"First I present to you all, my sister, Temari." Gaara said.
"What do you want me to do?" Temari whispered in Gaara's ear. Gaara whispered something in return and Temari nodded.
"Alright I can do that!" Temari said and jumped in front of the judges. She transformed into a belly dancer outfit and started dancing for the judges.
"Oooooh...Gottomake note of this." Jiraiya said and started writing things down.
"So Jiraiya-sama...What do you think?" Kakashi asked. Jiraiya looked up from his notes and looked at Temari who was still dancing.
"I like her!" Jiraiya said grinning pervertedly and held up his 100 points sign.
"She has a nice behind to say the least." Kakashi said and held up a 95 points sign. Then Genma held up his sign showing a score of 75.
"75!" Jiraiya and Kakashi said at exactly the sametime.
"What? I don't really like her that much...Don't like a lot of blondes." Genma said and shrugged.
"Like how..." Jiraiya said with twitching eyes.
"Can you not like a sexy belly dancer that is dancing for you in exposing sexy clothing?" Kakashi added.
"Hey it's just my opinion ok!" Genma said pissed off.
"Alright then...Let's see...That gives Temari-san an average score of...90!" Kakashi announced and Temari and her friends cheered. Temari returned to her normal clothing, walked back to Gaara and looked at him with hopeful eyes.
"Yes you can go to your boyfriend now..." Gaara said and Temari tightly hugged him before leaving.
"Alright, next up! One of Naruto's fangirls! Who'se it going to be Naruto?" Jiraiya asked.
"Hmmm...Let's see...I need someone who can be cuter then Gaara's sis..." Naruto said and stared at Hinata who instantly blushed.
"I choose Hinata! That is if..." Naruto said and then whispered something in Hinata's ear.
"Can you do that?" Naruto asked with his fox grin.
"Y...Yes...I think I can..." Hinata shyly said and nodded.
"Alright Hinata! Show them one of the reasons why you are cute!" Naruto cheered as Hinata walked up in front of the judges. She closed her eyes and transformed into a ceremonial white kimono with an umbrella. Hinata started to preform a ceremonial dance.
"This is...Hyuuga's yearly ceremonial dance of divinity...Only woman are allowed to preform and it takes a long time to learn it." Jiraiya said as he was surprised how well Hinata preformed the dance.
"I think I've seen something like this a couple of times during Konoha's Grand Festival." Kakashi said and took notes. When Hinata finished the dance she stood in front of the three judges and waited for their reply.
"Very cute! I like it! It isn't worth a perfect 100 points but it's very good none the less!" Jiraiya said and held up the 90 points sign.
"Indeed, that was charming and cute. Very good." Kakashi said and held up the same sign as Jiraiya. Both of them then looked at Genma who had tears flowing down his cheeks.
"The hell?" Jiraiya said as he and Kakashi stared at him.
"That was so...beautifull...so cute! I give it 100 points!" Genma said and held up the 100 points sign.
"...You are quite the weird one, Genma." Kakashi said.
"Yeah...You don't like a belly dancer but you do like a ceremonial dancer? Oh well...This gives Hinata an average score of 93!" Jiraiya said. Hinata smiled and took a bow as Naruto cheered that he was in lead.
"Naruto, It's better if both of you select a girl at the same time. Else we'll be here untill I'm done reading my book." Kakashi said. Naruto and Gaara both nodded and started to decide who to pick next. For the next hour and a half, it was an ongoing show of preformances and showing things that the fangirls could do and such.
"Well...That was about it then...Time to tell both of you who had the most fangirls and such." Kakashi said.
"Both of you had 30 fangirls." Jiraiya stated nodding.
"And they are all cute." Genma said.
"And we've come up with a decision that you both have equally cute fangirls!" Kakashi said.
"Wha!" Gaara and Naruto yelled and the three judges quickly popped off.
"So now how do we settle this..." Naruto said as he looked at Gaara.
"There is only one way...But first...Let's have the girls go away." Gaara said and with a nod his fangirls hugged him and quickly left back where they came from.
"I think so too..." Naruto said and after receiving a kiss from Hinata and Ayame and a hug from most of his fangirls, they left as well.
"We must decide this..." Gaara said as his sand began twirling around.
"In a battle to the end." Naruto said as he was covered by a red glow.
"What the hell do you think your doing baka kitsune!" Naruto thought as he felt Kyuubi's chakra.
"Relax kid, this is something between me and that bastard Shukaku...I won't really posses you or anything just enhance the fight a bit with my chakra." Kyuubi said.
Naruto and Gaara stared at eachother as they could feel tension rise between them. They flew at eachother and halfway trough their fists met each other. Gaara's sand crawled over Naruto's arm and grabbed it. Before Gaara could do any more then that, Naruto kicked his arm free by hitting Gaara's arm. Naruto tried to kick Gaara in the face, but his sand defence simple stopped it. Naruto jumped back and stared again at Gaara who was smirking.
"Looks like this will take a while..." Naruto said as he smirked back at Gaara.
"Hm...Who is coming towards us?" Gaara said as he pointed behind Naruto.
"Like I'm going to fall for that old trick." Naruto said as he gave Gaara an annoyed look.
"No really someone's coming...I think it is...my brother?" Gaara said as Kankurou ran towards them. All of a sudden both of them heard a weird music start up and Kankurou started circling around the two in an eight formed pattern.
"What do you want, Kankurou?" Gaara asked.
"I want to be a hippy!" Kankurou said and continued his circling around them.
"...Then you don't need to be here with us." Naruto said as he and Gaara followed the puppet man with their eyes.
"I want to be hippy and I want to get stoned!" Kankurou said as he spread his arms and bounced them up and down as if he was trying to fly. Gaara just blinked at his brother and Naruto looked confused at him.
"I want to be a wondermaker, god needs help!" Kankurou said.
"Er...sure he does..." Naruto replied.
"I want to get high!" He said as he shook Gaara a couple of times. He repeated the same line as he shook Naruto a couple of times.
"I want to get high! I want to get high but I never knew why!" Kankurou said as he again shook Gaara.
"I want to get high, I want to get high! But I never knew why!" Kankurou said as he knocked his fist against Naruto's chest.
"Wow...he's...pretty high ain't he?" Naruto asked as he watched Kankurou run back and forth between him and Gaara.
"...Not to mention annoying." Gaara said as he glared at his older brother.
"I did an old lady and forgot to say goodbye!" Kankurou then blurted out as he stood in centre of the two boys.
"Wow..." Naruto replied.
"May I throw him away?" Gaara asked Naruto, who replied with a nod. Gaara's sand covered Kankurou's legs and started twirling him around in the air above Gaara.
"I want to be a hippy and I want to get stoned on Mara! Marahuana!" Kankurou yelled as Gaara spinned him around really fast. Gaara then let go of Kankurou sending him flying trough the sky.
"Now where were we..." Gaara said and looked at Naruto.
"Weeeeeeeeeeeee!" Kankurou yelled.
"Mara, Marahuana!" Kankurou yelled as he flew trough the sky.
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Kankurou yelled as he clapped his arms like they were wings.
"The clouds are so nice today..." Shikamaru said as he stared at the sky with Temari lying on top of him.
"Isn't it even better because I'm here?" Temari asked as she went with her finger over Shikamaru's chest.
"Ofcourse it is." Shikamaru said as he put one of the hands he had behind his head on Temari's head and stroke trough her hair. Temari closed her eyes and smiled with a slight blush on her face.
"Hey...That's an odd looking cloud." Shikamaru stated as he saw a dark cloud heading towards their way at a fast pace. Temari opened her eyes and looked up at the sky.
"That's no cloud!" Temari said with wide eyes as the dark 'cloud' rapidly approached them.
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Kankurou yelled and landed on top of Shikamaru and Temari.
"Kankurou! What the hell are you doing here!" Temari yelled as she pushed her brother of her.
"For Mara! Marahuana!" Kankurou said and hugged both Shikamaru and Temari.
"You stupid stoned ass bastard you are ruining my date!" Temari said as she grabbed her fan and smacked Kankurou up the air.
"Ninpou: Kamaitachi!" Temari said and made her brother fly trough the air again.
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Kankurou yelled again.
"Sakura-san!" Lee said as he quickly ran after Sakura.
"Lee-san, what is it?" Sakura said smiling.
"I climbed a moutain today near Konoha to get you this." Lee said and proudly presented the flower in his hand.
"This is...a lotus. Thank you, Lee-san." Sakura said as she accepted the flower and moved her face towards Lee's to kiss him in thanks.
"Marahuana!" Kankurou yelled and landed on top of Sakura and Lee. Kankurou rolled of them, stood up and started spinning in circles.
"I want to be a hippy and I want to get stoned! Weeeeeeeeee!" Kankurou yelled overhappy.
"That hurts..." Sakura said as Lee pulled her up and she rubbed her sore behind.
"Oh no...The lotus." Sakura said as she looked at the now squashed lotus in her hand. For the first time in his life, Lee felt really angry and turned towards Kankurou who was still spinning around.
"I want to be a hippy!" He exclaimed as he continued to spin around.
"I don't care what you want...But anyone who hurts Sakura-san won't get away with it..." Lee said pissed off.
"Mara! Marahuana!" Kankurou yelled and a second later was hit by Lee's kick, sending him flying trough the streets of Konoha. Meanwhile Gaara had finally squished all of Naruto's Kage Bunshin's with his sand. The fight was pretty intence as Gara needed to kill off all of Naruto's Kage Bunshin and still protect himself. For Naruto it was intence because he needed to move around a lot and dodge and attack at the same time.
"I want to be hippy!" Kankurou yelled and knocked against Naruto, sending them tumbling towards Gaara.
"Oh shit..." Gaara said as couldn't react on time and then was hit by them.
"Marahuana!" Kankurou said as he sat on top of the two.
"God damn it!" Gaara and Naruto yelled as they pushed Kankurou off them.
"What wrong jyan! Don't you guys want to be hippieeeeeeeees!" Kankurou yelled as he ran around in circles again.
"Gaara, let's have a truce and join forces." Naruto suggested.
"I agree...Let's do the following two things...Make a lot of money with the nightclub...and beat the hell out of my brother!" Gaara said as he created a wave of sand and 'surfed' on top of it towards Kankurou who started running away. Naruto went on all fours and started running after Gaara's sand wave and Kankurou.
"I want to be a hippy and I want to get stoned!" Kankurou repeated for the millionth time.
"You..." Gaara said.
"Are..." Naruto said who had now caught up with Gaara.
"One..." Gaara said as he made his sand go faster.
"Dead..." Naruto said as he also increased speed.
"Hipppy! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!I want to be a wondermaker caus god needs help! Mara, Marahuana!" Kankurou said as he smiling ran trough the streets of Konoha.
Kyuubi: I hate hippies...
Shukaku: I do too...
Kyuubi: Would this be called discriminating?
Shukaku: No I'd refer it to as expressing your opinion due to religious beliefs
Kyuubi: We have a religion?
Shukaku: ...No
Kyuubi: ...o...k...Do you think our young friends killed that Hippy?
Shukaku: Dude...Don't say like...Young friends and no we need him for later on
Kyuubi: We do? And dude don't say like dude...It's bad for your karma...
Shukaku: ...
Kyuubi: What? don't like karma?
Shukaku: ... stupid Hippy
Kyuubi: Hah! Just screwing with ya...Next turn is mine again...
Shukaku: I'll beat it no matter what
Kyuubi: Oh no...This time I'll show you my power is capable of...Muwhahahaha!
Shukaku: Oh boy...I sense a long long long turn coming...
Kyuubi: But that fight between you and me was pretty interesting wasn't it racoon-bastard
Shukaku: Hell yeah! next time we'll settle this!
Kyuubi: Yeah next time!
Me: Next chap will be hella long to read compared to other chaps I believe. But you won't get that untill I finish writing Chap 18 which will also be a blast So please R&R and wait patiently untill it's up