A/N: Yo everyone, Another chap! Chapter 18 is well on it's way, but due to lack of sunshine here in the Netherlands and thus time to spent outside, I'm not inspired enough to finish it real soon, so you all just have to be patient untill the weather starts getting nice here again XP Thnx 4 the reviews so far
Dairokkan: I humbly except your sexy cousin XP Just tell her to get her sexy behind to the city of Almere in the Netherlands and I'm sure she'll find me Find her ASAP, lol XP
madnarutofan: Well for once, it really was all cuddling and kissing XP...Ofcourse they'll do some sexual stuff together, but the grand finale will be at the last chapter ofcourse XP...I hope I can wait with writing that that long XP
The Gandhara: Lol, As for the Tsunade/Kakashi/Shizune stuff...Well it could work...seeing as how I plan to make KakaShizu in the end...We'll just wait and see when and if that happens XP...Wow that's a god damn funny idea you have there LOL...I think I could work that out as well since in a while there will be a 'Ero-sennin only' chapter again...I'll think it over it sounds great tho And yeah I know, randomness shouldn't be taken to the extreme lol XP if it was mainly about the Hippy part with Kankurou...It's just something I had to write XP
Well let's get on with the story now, hope you all will like it XP
Chapter 17: Getting in touch with your feminine side
"You got to help him doc!" Ayame yelled.
"There is something really wrong with our Naruto-kun!" Hinata yelled.
"This is so bad for my reputation...seeing a shrink..." Naruto said softly between the yelling of his girlfriends and let out a sigh.
"Alright, alright...Calm down...before we start, I must know some things about you." The shrink said. Ayame and Hinata nodded in reply and silentl awaited the questions the shrink wanted to ask.
"Relationship to Naruto-kun?" The shrink asked.
"Girlfriend." Ayame said nodding.
"Me too." Hinata said.
"Wow..and you like know that he's dating both of you?" The shrink asked.
"Cool..." The shrink said after he got a nod from both girls and then made a note of it.
"Seeing as how this problem needs this question to be answered...If you have any at all, How's your sex life?" The shrink asked as he looked at the three of them. Ayame looked the other way and blushed madly, Hinata looked towards the floor and blushed as well and Naruto just widely grinned.
"I'll take that as a Yes and Never could be better then it is right now..." The shrink said and notated the facts he just learned.
"So...Naruto-kun...Since when did you began having these problems?" The shrink asked.
"I think it started the day before yesterday..." Naruto said as he laid down on the shrink couch with his head on Hinata's lap and legs on Ayame's.
"Now tell exactly what happens when these...things happen." The shrink asked.
"Everything goes black in front of my eyes and when I can see again I see a lot of people staring at me, before needing to run away from an very angry guy." Naruto said and gave it a thinking look.
"Do you know what you did during these black-outs?" The shrink asked.
"If it wasn't for these two I wouldn't have known but..." Naruto said.
We were walking home from a nice dinner at a local restaurant. It was dark but you could still see quite good. We were walking hand in hand and arrived at some kind of organised open show in the center of Konoha. There was a long waiting line for it, but we still got in line since we wanted something to do before heading back towards my appartment. All of a sudden I had one of those black-outs...And when I woke up I found Ayame and Hinata staring at me and an angry guy glaring at me. Ayame and Hinata quickly grabbed my arms and quickly ran away with me. "Why did you grab that guy's ass!" Ayame yelled. "I did what!" Naruto yelled.
"So...That's how I know." Naruto said and shivered at the thought. Hinata softly moved her hand trough his hair and Ayame carresed his leg.
"I see...Well...Seeing the situation I can assume four things." The shrink said.
"What is wrong with me then!" Naruto yelled.
"Well either A...You are gay, but seeing how you have two girlfriends that's not really possible. B...Your dormant bisexual side has awakened and wants to experiment. C...You have a split personality that's gay, This is possible since I heard that appearantly your best friend Uchiha Sasuke left the village and that you thought he was gay so you know have a spit personality that won't go away untill you are over the fact that Uchiha Sasuke is gone. Or D...This is the one most unlikely, You have a female split personality." The shrink said.
"So...What is it?" Naruto asked confused.
"Most likely C. Here's a prescription to some medicine's that should help you stop getting those black-outs but the rest is up to you." The shrink said and handed him the prescription.
"WHAT!" Naruto yelled.
"You can start taking those tomorrow and then after 3 weeks I want you to make an appointment with me to see how you are doing." The shrink. The three of them stood up from the couch and now stood in front of the doctor.
"Thank you very much for your help." Ayame and Hinata said, taking a bow as Naruto already left.
"Yeah thanks..." Naruto said.
"For nothing, you worthless shrink..." Naruto said as he was outside the door. Ayame and Hinata quickly caught up with Naruto.
"Na-Naruto-kun...Do you think that, that is the reason that Naruto-kun was grabbing people behinds?" Hinata asked as they walked out of the clinic.
"Heh...If it's that I sure hope it goes away quickly." Naruto said.
"Ah don't worry! Hinata and I will make sure you take your mind or minds of a guy's ass." Ayame said giggling as she gave a wink and a nudge to Hinata.
"Well anyway! I'd love to hang out with you two more, But I feel like training right now. See you tonight then! Bye Hinata! Bye Ayame!" Naruto said cheerful as he gave both of them a kiss and ran off. A while later, Naruto was back at the usual training grounds.
"Hopefully training will take my mind off what that shrink said..." Naruto said as he created a Kage Bunshin a couple of meters in front of him.
"Alright! Today we're gonna spar until either of us drops!" Naruto yelled cheerful.
"Hey! I've got a body!" Naruto's Kage Bunshin yelled, making Naruto fall down on the floor.
"Woohoo! A body! A body!" Naruto's Kage Bunshin cheered and jumped around happy.
"Oi! Stop that! People will think it's me!" Naruto yelled.
"But I'm not you...wait something is not right here..." Naruto's Kage Bunshin said as he stopped jumping around.
"You can say that again..." Naruto whispered.
"Ah! Where are my breasts!" Naruto's Kage Bunshin yelled.
"Your what! You don't have any! Your a exact copy of me! Meaning your a guy!" Naruto yelled pointing at his Kage Bunshin.
"No I'm not, I'm a woman...You see that's because I have..." Naruto's Kage Bunshin said and looked down into his/her pants.
"Ah! That's not supposed to be there! What is THAT doing in my pants!" Naruto's Kage Bunshin yelled.
"Shut the hell up already!" Naruto said pointing at his Kage Bunshin.
"Looks like it was D though, huh Mister shrink..." Naruto thought as he figured it out. Just then Neji and Tenten walked up towards them.
"Yo, Naruto...Er which one of you two is the real one?" Neji asked as he looked at the two Naruto's. Naruto raised his hand and his Kage Bunshin pointed at Naruto.
"Ow ok..." Neji said and turned around towards the real Naruto.
"We're going to need your help with the dating service...Appearantly there are a lot of single people again and..." Neji said.
"Nice butt you got there." Naruto's Kage Bunshin said.
"Naruto did your Kage Bunshin just..." Tenten said as she looked in disbelief at Naruto.
"Compliment me on my ass?" Neji said as he looked confused at Naruto and the widely smiling Kage Bunshin.
"I think...Naruto isn't...really...Naruto anymore..." Tenten said as she and Neji took a few steps back.
"No! I'm still me it's just that..." Naruto said and started explaining. After explaining they were silent for a few seconds.
"So...Your female personality is like...in your Kage Bunshin?" Tenten asked.
"I guess so." Naruto said confused.
"We should keep you two recognisable..." Neji stated.
"Ow! I got an idea for that! You! Use my Oiroke no jutsu!" Naruto said pointing at his Kage Bunshin.
"Yeah! Then I'm a girl again!" His Kage Bunshin said cheerful and quickly formed the hand seal. As Naruto's Kage Bunshin transformed with the Oiroke no jutsu, Naruto and Neji got nosebleeds and blushed at the sight of the female Naruto.
"You know I've never been on this side of the jutsu before..." Naruto said and quickly turned around.
"I don't even want to know why you create such a thing." Neji said.
"Why the heck do you have a nosebleed..." Tenten said glaring at Neji. Neji looked at her and smiled.
"I could ask the same thing to you." Neji said pointing at her nose. Tenten quickly covered up her nose and glared annoyed at Neji.
"Love you too." Neji said smiling.
"Ano...Shouldn't you like transform with some clothes on?" Tenten asked as she was the only one still looking at the female Naruto.
"Oh yeah! Ofcourse I should." She said and quickly transformed with some clothes on.
"But why go even trough all this trouble? I can't hold a Kage Bunshin forever, right?" Naruto said and felt something hit him from the inside. The next moment Naruto found himself in front of the Kyuubi's cage.
"What the hell am I doing here!" Naruto yelled.
"I told you kid...There will be something troublesome for you soon..." The Kyuubi said.
"You knew that I had a female split person-thingy in me!" Naruto yelled pointing at the fox.
"Not exactly, brat...However...The reason why she exists is...Well do you remember you falling on your head before I gave you huge power during that last fight you had with that Uchiha brat?" Kyuubi asked.
"...Yeah. You telling me that it's Sasuke-bastards fault?" Naruto asked.
"Well partly..." The Kyuubi said grinning.
"So why the heck am I here!" Naruto yelled.
"Well kid...I don't like seeing your body grab male asses...So I decided to transfer some of my chakra to that girl in order to keep her out of you." Kyuubi said with a huge grin on his face.
"Wait! Do you see everything I do!" Naruto yelled. The Kyuubi just started laughing real loud while keeping that fox grin on his face.
"Damn you, baka kitsune..." Naruto cursed.
"Anyway...My chakra might slightly alter her appearance but other then that it should make her nearly human...Plus she'll have my chakra to tap in to...So I can be out more often." Kyuubi said and started snickering again.
"I see..." Naruto said and then there was a white flash in front of his eyes. The next moment, Naruto was staring into his female version's eyes and saw red chakra go from him towards her.
"Neji...What in the world is this chakra?" Tenten asked as she grabbed Neji tighter after feeling the intense evil force from the chakra.
"This chakra...It's what he used against me during the Chuunin exam...But it feels uncontrolled by him this time...and more...evil." Neji said as he looked in disbelief at the two. Chakra then bursted even wider out of Naruto making Neji and Tenten take a few steps back. The chakra that bursted out surrounded the female Naruto and her eyes turned from gentle blue to crimson red. For a moment they looked dangerous but as the chakra outburst disappeared they were more gentle and Naruto was back to normal as well.
"What in the world was going on?" Neji asked.
"I don't know but are they like okay?" Tenten asked. Naruto raised a smile.
"Don't worry I just kind of made a deal with someone and now I don't have a split personality anymore." Naruto said grinning.
"But I'm still here?" Female Naruto stated.
"That's right...You pretty much have your own body now. I don't think I can dispell Kage Bunshin no jutsu on you." Naruto said and tried it but luckily failed.
"So...Naruto has a sister now?" Tenten asked.
"I guess so...What's her name anyway?" Neji asked confused.
"Come to think of it...I don't have a name yet." The female Naruto said and gave it a thinking look. Naruto sat down on the ground with crossed legs and arms and started pondering. After a few minutes he looked up at his new sister.
"You like the name Kisune?" Naruto asked.
"Yeah! Sounds like a good name to me!" Kisune said cheerful.
"I happen to have a spare room for you in my appartment so you can stay there I guess..." Naruto said nodding.
"Ow! Neji! Neji!" Tenten said pulling Neji's sleeve.
"Hm? What is it?" Neji asked.
"You still have that credit card?" Tenten asked.
"Well I do but..." Neji said.
"Pleeeaaaase?" Tenten asked with big shiny eyes.
"Fine then..." Neji said and took the creditcard out of his pocket. Tenten snatched it out of his hand and ran towards Kisune.
"Come Kisune-chan! We're going to buy you some real good girl's clothes!" Tenten said and dragged Kisune along with her.
"Well that was a once in a lifetime situation..." Neji said.
"Yeah...I wonder how I should tell this to Hinata and Ayame..." Naruto mused. A while later, Tenten and Kisune were at a girl's clothing store.
"Hmmm...Let's see. What should we get you?" Tenten said as she searched trough the countless tops in the store.
"Do you like a spefific color?" Tenten asked as she turned around to Kisune.
"Hmmm...Now that I think about it...Blue and red I guess. Not orange like Naruto-niisan. Ow and I like yellow as well!" Kisune said cheerful and raised her inresistable cute smile.
"Alright then take this, this, this and ow! This one too and also this one!" Tenten said as she quickly grabbed a couple of clothing pieces and handed them to Kisune.
"Uhm like...How do I know these will fit?" Kisune asked as she looked at the pile of clothing in her two hands.
"Just try them in the dressing room." Tenten said and pushed her into the dressing room. Once inside, the outfit Kisune had transformed in to, popped off.
"Ano...Wouldn't it be better if I just remembered how this looked and then transformed into it?" Kisune asked as she held the clothes in front of her.
"No, then you'd have to but much more engery in to it! Besides, shopping for clothes is much, much more fun!" Tenten said cheerful.
"Ano...Tenten-san? How do you put this one on?" Kisune asked. Tenten stuck her head trough the curtains and giggled as she saw Kisune with a bra on her head.
"I don't know to put this one on." Kisune said and looked annoyed at the bra on her head.
"I guess Naruto-kun only knows how to take those of ladies." Tenten said giggling as she took the bra of her head and put it where it should be.
"Wow, I'm a good guesser! I picked just the right size for you!" Tenten said smiling as the bra fit Kisune perfectly.
"I don't like this thing...It doesn't feel comfy." Kisune said as she looked at the bra in the mirror.
"I can understand that...Most of the time I don't wear them either...See." Tenten said as she quickly unbuttoned her shirt and showed Kisune that she didn't wear a bra.
"What's wrong?" Tenten asked as she closed her shirt again and noticed Kisune blushing.
"Nothing, I just never saw any other breasts aside from my own." Kisune said.
"Ow! Sorry! Didn't mean to embarrass you! Anyway you should still wear that bra since yours stand out too much compared to mine." Tenten said and quickly jumped out of the dressing room.
"What's wrong with that?" Kisune asked.
"The fact you'll have a bunch of perverted guys drooling after you like dogs." Tenten said and nodded. Kisune giggled and contined to try on all the clothing. A short while later, Kisune stepped out of the dressing room, fully dressed in her new outfit.
"Well? How do you think you look?" Tenten asked.
"I like this!" Kisune said as she cheerfully hopped around in joy. She was wearing a yellow jacket that covered up her red sleeveless top and she wore a pair of blue jeans. (A/N: I swear I'll worship anyone who can draw this perfectly O.o! XP) Kisune then did a handstand and started walking around on her hands.
"Ohio Tenten! Who'se that with you?" Sakura asked as she and Ino approached the two. Kisune stopped, stared at the pink haired girl before flipping over and tightly hugging her.
"Er do I know you?" Sakura asked.
"Not really Sakura-chan! But you do my brother!" Kisune said cheerful as she smiled and continued to hug Sakura.
"And who might that be? And who are you?" Sakura asked and pulled herself out of Kisune's hug.
"Me? I'm Uzumaki Kisune!" Kisune said cheerful.
"Uzumaki! Naruto is your brother!" Sakura and Ino yelled at the same time.
"More or less...I'm taking Kisune-chan out to shop." Tenten explained.
"I never knew Naruto had a sister." Ino said as she blinked at the girl.
"I thought he was a lonely orphan..." Sakura said as she stared at Kisune.
"But she does resemble Naruto a lot." Ino replied.
"Well anyway, Kisune-chan should get back to her normal clothing so we can pay for this outfit." Tenten said and Kisune quickly headed back inside the dressing room.
"I wonder why Naruto never said he had a sister..." Sakura said as she walked on with Ino.
"I don't think he had one before you know...But she does seem familiar..." Ino replied.
A while later, Kisune was back into her henged outfit and put all the clothes she needed to buy, and some extra's of the same size, on the counter. They paid up for it and headed towards Tenten's house, where Kisune changed back into the outfit she tried out.
"You sure you don't need any help with the bra?" Tenten asked Kisune, who was changing clothes in Tenten's room.
"No, I think I'm getting the hang of this." Kisune said and Tenten giggled.
"Well, we should head to Naruto-kun's and Neji's dating service since they'll most likely be there." Tenten said as Kisune was done changing. Kisune nodded and so they headed off towards the Hokage's building.
"You know, you were wrong about that if I wear a bra that perverted guys won't come after me drooling like dogs." Kisune said as they were walking towards the Hokage building.
"Huh? Why do you say that all of a sudden?" Tenten asked.
"We're being followed by one right now." Kisune said and got an annoyed look on her face. Tenten carefully looked over her shoulder and saw Kiba down on all fours, following them, along with Akamaru.
"What do you mean she's your bitch? She's mine." Kiba said to Akamaru. Akamaru barked at Kiba.
"I'm your bitch so therefor she's yours as well? What the hell is that about!" Kiba yelled at Akamaru. Akamaru barked some more.
"I can have her as long as you get to stick your face in her godly valley huh? You've got a deal, Akamaru." Kiba said. It was at this point that Kisune couldn't bear to hear anymore of Kiba. She turned around, kicked him in the face, sending him flying away and gave a menacing glara to Akamaru, who istantly fled away with his tail between his legs.
"Well done." Tenten said smiling and clapped in her hands.
"I wouldn't even think about doing something like that with a guy like him." Kisune said.
"That's good. Don't worry not all men are like that." Tenten said smiling.
"Well if they are, they'll just end up being kicked around by me." Kisune said smiling back at Tenten.
"Oh boy, looks like you are going to be a blessing to all woman, Kisune-chan." Tenten said giggling.
"That many perverted gus out there?" Kisune said disappointed.
"I told you not to worry about that! A lot of men are good! Most of them just get prejudged! Take my Neji for example! I liked him for a long time but he always seemed so uncaring towards me and everybody else. But he has a gentle side and is really sweet." Tenten said and searched trough her pockets for something.
"Here, This is what he gave me after we dated for one week." Tenten said and proudly presented the dagger she had eversince been carrying with her.
"So giving a shiny weapon to someone you like is saying you care a lot about them?" Kisune asked with a confused look on her face. Tenten giggled and put the short blade away again.
"No, I just like weapons a lot and that was a better gift then jewelry for me. I don't like those really. Unless Neji gives it to me, ofcourse." Tenten said smiling.
"Well we're here. Let's hurry up and go see Neji and Naruto-kun." Tenten said and started running up the stairs leading towards the dating service. Kisune quickly followed her up the stairs.
"Phew...That took long enough." Naruto said.
"I think for some reason a lot of couples broke up recently..." Neji said as he looked at the new list they had.
"Yeah I thought we could change this place into the nightclub, that Tsunade-obachan made, soon." Naruto said nodding.
"Anyway...We'd better finish this list in the next two days. I don't feel like taking all week for this list." Neji said.
"Yeah, I should arrange something with Gaara so we can both get all the ladies from our work to come here." Naruto said nodding.
"What! Naruto that means we'll have to not let some people in." Neji said.
"Well I just thought they'd be good as dancers here. The whole striptease act should be done somewhere else." Naruto said and mused about about where they could go.
"Let's go check outside we have room for a small, but not too small, room for the girls that would still like to do that then." Neji said and walked towards the door.
"Yeah! You're right. That should work." Naruto said nodding and walked quickly after Neji. As Neji opened the door, Tenten jumped on top of him, causing the Hyuuga to fall.
"Good to see you too, Tenten." Neji said as he put his hands around her and stood back up.
"Ohio Neji-kun! Naruto-niisan!" Kisune said cheerful.
"Whoa...I think your sis is even more hyperactive then you..." Neji said as he looked at Naruto.
"Well she practically is me. But there is a thing as overdoing it." Naruto said as he looked at his female self.
"You think so, huh? But shouldn't everyone be cheerful and happy like me?" Kisune asked as she held a finger on her lower lip.
"No...I think if the entire world would be like you I didn't like it..." Naruto replied and sweatdropped.
"So if the entire world would be like you, you wouldn't like the world?" Kisune asked.
"Let's see...Ayame-chan and Hinata-chan exaclty like me...And then all my friends, the teachers, the hokage..." Naruto said and pictured everyone in his standard outfit and with blonde spikey hair.
"Nope, I wouldn't like that." Naruto said and shivered.
"I guess most of us wouldn't want to be like you..." Neji said and immagined himself with Naruto's hair cut.
"Anyway! I'm off to see Ayame-chan and Hinata-chan! See you later Neji, Tenten." Naruto said and quickly ran off.
"Oi! Wait for me please!" Kisune said and quickly ran after Naruto.
"Ano...Naruto-niisan? Don't you like me?" Kisune asked as they headed back towards Naruto's home.
"I don't like this situation really. It's just too freaking weird." Naruto said and closed his eyes.
"Come to think of it...Where am I going to sleep?" Kisune wondered.
"Well...Seeing how I'm your brother, I can't let you stay in a hotel or at the club...You can sleep on the sofa untill I've finished that room in my place that always is full of junk and all." Naruto answered.
"Naruto-niisan? Did you change the furniture recently? Is that sofa the same old one you got from Sandaime?" Kisune asked.
"How do you know..." Naruto said and looked at Kisune.
"There are a lot of things I remember but a lot of things I also don't know." Kisune said and for the first time since Naruto had seen her, she looked sad.
"What do you know then?" Naruto asked.
"I know a lot from back at the Academy. I know how to find Ichiraku ramen. I remember how your room used to look a couple of years ago. I also know everything you learned as a shinobi but I guess that figures." Kisune said and smiled again.
"Oh yeah, I've got to tell Tsunade-obachan and Kakashi-sensei about you as well...Else they'll think I'm playing a joke." Naruto said and snickered.
"But how could they think that when they see I've got red eyes and you don't?" Kisune asked.
"They know this is a technique of mine that's similar to Henge no jutsu so changing eye color isn't too hard." Naruto said nodding.
"Ow, I see...Hey look it's our place!" Kisune said and pointed at Naruto's place.
"Heh, 'our' place huh?" Naruto whispered and raised a smile.
"Ne, Naruto-niisan! Let's hurry up and start cleaning that room." Kisune said and went up to Naruto's appartment shinobi style.
"Looks like she does have my shinobi skills. Alright.Let's hurry up!" Naruto said as he put on his fox grin and ran back upstairs to his appartment. Meanwhile, Kisune entered Naruto's bedroom trough his window and found two people waiting there.
"Ow! There you are!" Ayame said.
"We...We've been waiting...Naruto-kun..." Hinata said blushing.
"Ano...I'm not..." Kisune said.
"Roleplaying works for me too..." Ayame said and grabbed Kisune's wrist and pulled her towards herself. The next moment Hinata's joined the two and they started kissing Kisune. It was then that Naruto opened his door and heard sounds from his bedroom.
"The hell? What are those sounds?" Naruto said to himself and walked towarads his bedroom. He opened the door and saw Hinata and Ayame on top of someone else.
"What the hell is happening here! Nanda dattebayo!" Naruto yelled and pointed at the three people on his bed.
"Huh? Naruto...kun?" Ayame said as she looked at Naruto.
"Then who is..." Hinata said as she looked at Kisune.
"Ah! Who the hell are you then!" Ayame yelled as she jumped to one corner of the bed and pointed at Kisune. Hinata jumped to the other end and started blushing and fidgetting with her fingers. Kisune sat up and managed to look both annoyed and pleased, with what just happened, at the same time.
"I'm Kisune, Naruto-niisan's sis." Kisune said.
"Huuuh, I didn't know Naruto-kun had a sister. But no that you mention it, you two almost look like twins. Aside from the red eyes." Ayame said as she closely inspected Kisune.
"How come you didn't tell us you had a sis?" Ayame asked as she looked at Naruto.
"Er...It's a long story. But maybe you can tell me why you and Hinata were waiting for me here in those Kimono's?" Naruto said grinning.
"Ow! That's my que to leave I guess." Kisune said and jumped towards Naruto.
"Have fun Naruto-niisan! I'll be home by midnight!" Kisune said as she hugged Naruto.
"Oi! Wait up! What the hell are you going to do!" Naruto yelled as Kisune headed for the door.
"Just walk around town! Maybe train a little...Ow! And also I'm going to eat lots and lots of ramen!" Kisune said as she held up Naruto's Gama-chan.
"Ah! Gama-chan! How did she! Aaaaah!" Naruto yelled as he searched his pockets if it really was his.
"Bye Naruto-niisan!" Kisune said and quickly ran out. Naruto let out a sigh and then turned to his girlfriends.
"Now...Let's see...What should I do first?" Kisune wondered.
"I still need to pick my clothes up at Tenten-san's place and bring them home... But I don't think Naruto-niisan will like me if I went home right now." Kisune said as she walked trough the streets of Konoha.
"I could go and eat some Ramen at Ichiraku's but...I don't feel hungry yet." Kisune said.
"Ow! I know! First I'm going to train then I'm going to eat as much Ramen as I can eat!" Kisune said cheerful and ran off towards the training grounds. Training didn't last very long as Kisune got bored very quick.
"This is no fun...All I can do is Taijutsu training...Since I don't need to learn any new ninjutsu, or know how to learn a new one..." She complained to herself.
"Well atleast I'm a bit hungry now. Running back towards the ramenstand should incrase my appetite atleast a bit more." Kisune said smiling and ran off.
"Sorry! Please move out of the way!" Kisune yelled as she evaded the people who were casually walking on the street.
"There it is!" Kisune said cheerfully as she saw Ichiraku Ramen up ahead. However, all of a sudden, a man pulling a cart raced from a side alley. Kisune couldn't react in time to avoid crashing into it, so she hit the cart knocking it over and falling over it.
"Aw...That hurts." Kisune said and rubbed her sore behind. She then noticed she had had crashed into a cart filled with melons as now most of them lay out on the street and a lot of them were broken.
"Even I'm covered in melon goo..." Kisune said as she looked at her clothing.
"Oi gaki! What the hell do you think you're doing! Knocking over my precious goods!" The man who pulled the cart yelled.
"Sorry, but it's not my fault." Kisune said as she got up.
"What the hell! You were the one who knocked it over!" The man yelled again.
"Well you were the one that didn't look out before crossing the street!" Kisune said and pointed accusingly at the man.
"Ow so now it's my fault, huh...You will pay for every melon you broke..." The man said and bursted out in to flames of rage.
"Why do you have to be so mean to me...I'm just an innocent little girl who just hurt herself real bad by hitting your cart..." Kisune said faking a sniff here and there.
"Don't give me that kind of a stupid act! I HATE blondes!" The man yelled.
"Well then there is only one thing I have left to say to you..." Kisune said as she turned around towards the man and stuck out her ass, giving a couple of innocent bystanders nosebleeds.
"Kiss my ass!" Kisune said as she patted her ass twice, making people faint from bloodloss, and then she ran away.
"What the hell! You're running away! Come back here you bitch!" The man yelled and ran after her.
"Not in a million years! Blonde hating low life!" Kisune said and pointed at the man as she ran backwards.
"What was that you lil' shit..." The man said and began to run faster.
"Hey! You want your melons back right?" Kisune asked.
"The hell I don't! I want the money their worth!" The man yelled.
"I think you can still sell this piece!" Kisune yeleld and threw a piece of the melon that was on her shoulder in the man's face.
"Alright time to get this weirdo off my tail." Kisune said as she faced forward again. She created four Kage Bunshins and continued running forward.
"You four make sure that guy get's off our case! Good luck!" Kisune told her Kage Bunshins and quickly ran in to an alley. A while later, Kisune found her self on the bank of a lake she found oddly familiar.
"Ow, that's right...This is where Naruto-niisan held on to Gama-oyabun's back..." Kisune said as she looked around. She smiled and then took her jacket off, followed by the rest of her clothing. Kisune took all of them into the water aside from the underwear, since that was the only thing spared from melon goo. After cleaning all of them from most stains, Kisune threw her clothes back on the shore and decided to take a swim while her clothes were drying up.
Meanwhile on the other side of the lake, Jiraiya was taking a break from his daily writing and information gathering. However, as he was enjoying the blue sky, he needed to watch two of Gamabunta's sons. Jiraiya didn't know why, but Gamabunta asked him to take care of them today since he needed to do 'something'. Right now Jiraiya was wondering why he had to go to the underground compound where Gamabunta trained his many sons and where they lived.
"Well, I guess it doesn't matter...Those two are too busy swimming anyway." Jiraiya said and took another puff of his pipe.
"Hey, someone's there." The little yellow frog, named Gamatatsu, said.
"Hey your right! I thought people didn't come here..." The slightly bigger red frog, named Gamakichi, said.
"What's wrong?" Jiraiya asked as he looked at the two frogs who had stopped swimming.
"Someone's swimming over there." Gamakichi pointed out the person. Jiraiya took out his telescope and scouted over the lake. Just then, Kisune rised up from the water.
"Wha...Wha..." The sannin said as he saw the breasts of the girl and a fountain of blood shot out of his nose. As he regained his composure, Jiraiya searched the water's surface in hope of to find the girl he just saw again.
"Where! Where is she!" Jiraiya said and continued looking but gave up when he couldn't see her at all.
Kisune, who had dived underwater, was enjoying the underwater view. Until she ran out of air and needed to go back up to the surface. When she reached out of the surface and floated in the water, she could feel that it had become a couple of degrees warmer then when she had entered the water. She quickly returned to the lake's shore to check on her clothing. They were still a bit moisty but dry enough to put on again. After putting her clothes on, Kisune decided to take a nap in the forest before heading back towards the centre of the village.
"What! It's already dark! What is the time!" Kisune yelled when woke up in the middle of the dark forest. She quickly ran back towards the Village and was happy to notice that the streets were still quite crowded. It was only just then that Kisune noticed that she was quite hungry.
"Oh yeah I haven't eaten yet." Kisune said and checked her pockets for Gama-chan and was reliefed to still find it where it should be. Meanwhile Temari and Shikamaru were out on a date, again.
"How troublesome...Ever since I've started dating Temari I've had way more expenses then usual...It didn't seem like Neji or Naruto had the same costs...I guess I just have to live with it since I picked her, huh..." Shikamaru thought.
"You know, Shika-kun..." Temari said as she continued to walk arm in arm with the Nara boy.
"Hmmm? What's wrong?" Shikamaru asked.
"I know I've been costing you a lot of money with all these dates...You don't really have to take me every night that I'm still here. My little brother appears to want to stay here on vacation for a while anyway, so..." Temari replied.
"I know that...And to be honest it does cost me a lot of money...However...it's not bad since I can still save up money for later, just at a slower pace then usual though." Shikamaru said and looked at the sky.
"Awww...Well don't wory...I'll pay you back with lot's of loving...If you know what I mean..." Temari said and stroke with her finger across Shika's jawline.
"Ohio Shikamaru! Temari-san!" Kisune said as she walked passed the two.
"Hello to you too..." Temari said and followed Kisune with her eyes.
"Naruto, who do you think you are fooling with that old prank?" Shikamaru asked as he looked at the blonde girl.
"I'm not Naruto-niisan! I'm Uzumaki Kisune, his sis!" Kisune said as she turned around.
"Shika-kun, Have you lost it? She's obviously a girl and not Naruto." Temari said as she wondered with her eyes over Kisune.
"Naruto used to pull this prank back in Academy class on Iruka-sensei..." Shikamaru said.
"I'm telling you I'm not Naruto-niisan!" Kisune replied.
"You heard the girl! She's not her brother, so if Kisune-chan doesn't mind to, she's coming with us to the restaurant!" Temari said and smacked Shikamaru around the head, making Kisune giggle and Shikamaru looking annoyed.
"I don't have the money for it, since we're going to a really fancy restaurant, you know..." Shikamaru replied.
"Is that so, huh? Well don't worry I have enough money with me. I think I could even pay for you two." Kisune said as she held up Gama-chan with a smile.
"I don't know what kind of mood Naruto is in but if he's paying for both me and Temari, I can't really say no...Talking about Tem-chan...Why the hell does she have a slight red blush on her face?" Shikamaru thought after looking at Kisune and then at Temari.
"I guess it's ok then." Shikamaru said.
"Thank you Shika-kun!" Temari said and hugged Shikamaru tightly. So the three of them walked arm in arm towards the restaurant. Along the way, Kisune started singing about how they were going to the restaurant and Temari couldn't help but to giggle about it.
"Like what the hell is going on here..." Shikamaru thought as he looked at the two on his left. A short while later they were sitting in the restaurant, Shikamaru and Temari next to eachother and Kisune across Temari.
"So, If you really are Naruto's sister, how come I haven't seen you then when we were kids...?" Shikamaru asked, getting a slight kick from Temari.
"That's because we didn't know we were siblings. Sandaime Hokage-sama seperated us for some reason and just recently Godaime brought us back together." Kisune lied.
"So are you a Kunoichi as well?" Temari asked smiling at the girl.
"I am, but not trained in Konoha...it was somewhere else." Kisune lied again and made a mental not to remember all of this for later on.
"I see. Maybe we could teach eachother a few tricks." Temari said smiling.
"Sounds like fun." Kisune said smiling back at her and Temari again slightly blushed. Temari then turned towards Shikamaru.
"Say aaah." Temari said as she held her chopsticks, with a piece of meat between them, in front of Shikamaru's mouth. She then did the same to Kisune and as Kisune ate hers with a very cute smile Temari blushed again. Temari continued feeding the two and got fed by Shikamaru from time to time.
"I have to go to the bathroom." Kisune said as they were close to finishing the biggest part of the meal.
"Me too, We'll be right back Shika-kun!" Temari said as she stood up and left with Kisune towards the bathroom.
"So tell me...Kisune-chan." Temari said as Kisune was washing her hands.
"Hm...Nani?" Kisune asked as she dried her hands.
"Have you ever been...Kissed by another girl before?" Temari asked and stood less then a inch away from Kisune.
"Why do you..." Kisune said as she turned around and felt Temari's lips and body press against hers. Meanwhile Jiraiya was pee against the back wall of a certain restaurant.
"Ah...That was a good tinkle..." Jiraiya said as he raised his zipper. Just then he heard inside the restaurant some loud noises and decided to check it out trough the small window.
"That...that's...I know those two...Temari from the Sand and...Naruto's Oiroke no Jutsu form! Now he's using that to seduce woman! That sly..." Jiraiya said as he watched the two girls.
"Oi! Shino! Send one of your bugs over here to watch this!" JIraiya softly yelled.
"You done JIraiya-sama? Then let's get going. No, I don't want to draw any male body part of yours..." Shino replied.
"That's not it you idiot! There are two girls going at it inside! Go and do your job! I'll pay double for this kind of stuff." Jiraiya said in the same tone. Even though it was dark, a sparkle could be seen around the corner and before Jiraiya knew it he had a Kikai-bug on his face. The bug looked like he was staring at Jiraiya and then turned around and flew into the bathroom.
"I must thank Naruto later on, He's greatly contributing to my story." Jiraiya said grinning as he took a few steps back, sat down and started writing.
Later that night, Kisune finally reutrned home after her dinner with Shikamaru and Temari.
"I'm home Naruto-niisan!" Kisune said cheerful.
"You've been out long, oh well...It gave me some time to start clearing your room. So what have you been up to this day?" Naruto asked.
"Not much, just trained a bit, took a swim in a lake not too far away from here and I went out to dinner with Shikamaru-kun and Temari-chan!" Kisune said cheerful as she sat down the bag she was carrying.
"What! you went out with them for dinner! What did they say! How did they react!" Naruto yelled wondering how his friend Shikamaru reacted.
"I told them I was your sister and I think they believed me. Ow! Here's your money back." Kisune said smiling and handed over Naruto's Gama-chan.
"Wha! It's only half as full as it was before! What in the world did you buy!" Naruto asked crying.
"I didn't buy anything aside from dinner for Temari, Shikamaru and myself at something called a five star restaurant." Kisune said and gave it a innocently thinking look. Naruto just gasped, as the only 5 star restaurant he knew in town was expensive beyond immagination.
"Well, I'm going to change clothes now! I'm tired of eating so much and all." Kisune said and ran off to Naruto's bathroom to change.
"My savings, half of it...Gone to Shikamaru and Temari...Damn it..." Naruto cursed as tears rolled down his cheeks.
A while later, Kisune was sleeping peacefully in Naruto's bed and Naruto was pondering about the things of his life right now as he sat down on his sofa. After thinking for a while Naruto let out a sigh.
"I never knew sisters would be troublesome...Oh well..." Naruto said.
"Yeah they are, aren't they." A voice said, coming from behind Naruto. Heturned around and slightly screamed at the sight of thered haired boy.
"Ow it's just you Gaara...What are you doing here?" Naruto said and let out a sigh.
"Just doing my job...But yeah sisters are trouble...I hope you have enough money..." Gaara said.
"Your job? What do you mean by..." Naruto said but feel asleep.
"Well off to the next house then..." Gaara said as he floated off on his sand.
Kyuubi: (grin) That was even better
Shukaku: How about you posses that girl?
Kyuubi: Which one?
Shukaku: Kisune, duh
Kyuubi: Ah...Hmmmmm...Kisune...Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Shukaku: (bitchslaps)
Kyuubi: Lemme fantasize biatch! (pimpsmacks with 9 tails)
Shukaku: Damn you and your nine tails...
Kyuubi: Damn straight! Now I'm off to open up a Kisune flanclub..
A/N: Long chapter, hope you all liked the idea of Kisune Now I'm off to download and read Ichigo 100 manga since the anime left too much out... So please R&R and I'll go and finish up the next chapters as well XP Till next time!
A/N update: Alright dunno IF anyone checks this stuff after reading it already(I mean like looking at it for the 2nd time), lol, but it will be a while before the next chap comes up...My pc decided to fuck up my working document(the document where I write all the chapters in before copying the chapter into a new empty document to upload here...) and thus the entire chap 18 got deleted ( good news is I'm working very hard on restoring it and the fact is this time it's even gonna be better It will most likely be up in a day or two if I can stay focused enough on it. Cheers!