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Chapter 18: Sun, Sea and Romance! Konoha's Beachparty
It was an extremely hot day in Konoha and Naruto and Neji were busy with matchmaking again today.
"What the hell is up with this heat..." Naruto said and took his jacket off.
"I think Konoha's yearly heat wave is early this year..." Neji said as he laid back down on the floor.
"I guess so...This ain't really weather to work in..." Naruto replied.
"Naruto, how did things end up with your sister anyway?" Neji asked.
"Ow, I explained everything to Tsunade-obachan, the high ranked Jounin and Iruka-sensei...They are the only ones who know the truth about her aside from you and Tenten...Everyone else thinks she's my long lost sister. The funniest thing about that whole explaining thing was the look on Ero-sennin's face." Naruto answered and snickered when he saw the perverted hermit's look of shock in his mind again.
"I see...Then everything's fine, I guess." Neji said.
"Why? Were you worried about her or something?" Naruto asked.
"...I just figured you stating things about my ass again, it would leave me with trauma's." Neji replied. Naruto snickered and sat the paperwork away they had completed.
"You know, we should do something fun today...everyone is off due to the sudden heat and only some jounin have missions today." Naruto said.
"It's still early, but I think the beach is already crowded right now." Neji said as he got back.
"No it ain't! Normal people still need to work mostly! Let's go to the beach with everyone!" Naruto said cheerful.
"Who do you mean with everyone?" Neji said. A short while after that they found themselves in Tsunade's office.
"Ano...I don't think you can speak to Tsunade-sama right now..." Shizune said.
"Heh! Why not!" Naruto yelled.
"Well...She's sunbathing..." Shizune said.
"That's something she can also do at the beach! Now let me talk to her!" Naruto insisted and walked towards the balcony that was hidden behind a couple of curtains.
"Just for the record, I didn't plan this..." Neji said.
"Oi! Tsunade-oba..." Naruto said loud as he walked passed the curtains but stopped talking as he saw Tsunade.
"Naruto, what is it?" Tsunade asked like nothing was going on.
"...I wanted to ask if you could arrange that all of the rookie teams and their sensei's plus Gaara's team and Anko-sensei and Iruka-sensei go to the beach together. Ofcourse you and Shizune-neechan as well." Naruto said as he pinched his nose shut.
"Ah what a great idea! I can't sunbathe like this there but it's way more fun! I and Shizune will go arange the things needed so you go and gather everyone and when you've got everyone that can come go to the beach, we'll be waiting there." Tsunade said.
"Hai! Thank you, Tsunade-obachan!" Naruto said and quickly headed back inside.
"Naruto, why are you pinching your nose?" Neji asked as soon as he saw Naruto again.
"You don't want to know..." Naruto and Shizune said and both let out a sigh.
"Anyway, we're going to gather all the teams and such! Then after that let's meet back infront of this building!" Naruto said once they got outside of the Hokage's building.
"Ok, I'll go gather my team and Hinata's and you gather the others." Neji said.
"What! Why do I have to do more!" Naruto yelled.
"Because it's your plan, now hurry up we're losing time here." Neji said and ran off. Less then twenty minutes later everyone was gathered in front of the Hokage's building.
"Hey, what's everyone doing here?" Jiraiya asked.
"We're all going to the beach for some reason." Shino replied and straightened his shades.
"Alright! I'll go with you all as well." Jiraiya said and grinned widely.
"Let's see...I think everyone's here..." Neji said after checking.
"Alright! Everyone follow me to the beach!" Naruto said cheerful and started leading the way.
"I'm glad we're going all to the beach...I just would've liked it more if Ayame came as well." Naruto said to himself.
"Don't worry Naruto-kun...I've told Ayame and she would come as soon as she could..." Hinata said and held tightly onto his arm.
"What! I said that out loud! Sorry, Hinata...I'm happy that you are atleast here for me. You're such a nice girl for informing Ayame." Naruto said as he lifted Hinata up and started carrying her.
"Na-Naruto-kun..." Hinata blushingly said.
"Don't worry, carrying you is easy." Naruto said smiling.
"Oi, Chouji is it really ok for you to go with us? You just got out of the hospital recently." Ino said.
"I'm released from the hospital because I'm ok..." Chouji said. He had only recently been released from the hospital and was starting to eat his way back to his old self again but he was still far away from it.
"I know that! But you still shouldn't over do it! Same with the eating thing, you shouldn't try to be your old self as soon as possible." Ino shouted.
"Why not? I want to be my old self again." Chouji replied as he opened a bag of chips.
"Because if you eat too much and too fast you'll need to go to the hospital again, besides you look sort of cute now..." Ino said, whispering the last part with a blush on her face.
"What did you say?" Chouji asked.
"Eh..Nothing, nothing at all!" Ino shouted while she continued blushing. Not far behind them, Shikamaru and Temari were walking hand in hand.
"Ne, Shika-kun? Do you think those two team-mates of yours are in love?" Temari asked as she looked at the two.
"Chouji and Ino? I don't think so, nor do I care about a troublesome thing as my team-mates falling in love with eachother." Shikamaru replied.
"Huh, Why not? Love is a good thing to see happening, right Shika-kun?" Temari said rubbing her cheek against Shikamaru's.
"It also has it's troublesome moments..." The Nara boy replied.
"What's that supposed to mean! Do you mean you don't like being with me!" Temari shouted in Shikamaru's face.
"That's not what I'm saying...I mean it's troublesome like the time you were at my place and my mom walked into my room..." Shikamaru said and checked to make sure if his right ear was still functioning properly.
"Ow that...Well...That was a bit..." Temari softly said as she blushed and then started giggling.
"That's what I mean with troublesome moments..." Shikamaru said and looked up towards the sky.
A while later they arrived at the beach and there they found Tsunade and Shinzune trying to figure out where to but the sound installations.
"Oh! You guys are already here! Nara Shikamaru! We need you over here!" Tsunade yelled as she noticed the group of shinobi.
"...What do I have to come for?" Shikmaru wondered as he approached the two.
"Yeah, what can I do?" Shikamaru asked.
"Since you are basically our genius, could you like put the sound installations so that we have maximum output?" Tsunade asked as she handed him a pen and a piece of paper.
"...I guess so...May I?" Shikamaru asked and Tsunade turned around, who already had her swimsuit on by the way. Shikamaru quickly drew something and then gave it back to the Hokage.
"There, I even made a legenda with it to figure out what's what..." Shikamaru said.
"Wow...This looks complicated." Tsunade said as she looked at the drawing.
"Not really..." Shikamaru said and left.
"Alright! You guys go on ahead and set everything up! We'll join you soon enough!" Tsunade yelled at the rest of the Shinobi. The jounins quickly put down two huge parasols for everyone to sit under. The genins put down there bags and took out their beach blankets. They took off their clothing, since they were already wearing their swimsuits underneath them. It was then time ofcourse to grab the tanning lotion and get ready for the remainder of the day.
"Well that worked out just fine...Just so that everyone knows, we'll be eating here, since I thought it would be fun to have an dinner with everyone here." Tsunade said as she and Shizune walked back.
"Hokage-sama..." Gai said.
"May we?" Kakashi asked as he and Gai held out the tanning lotion.
"Why wouldn't you?" Tsunade said and she and Shizune sat down so that the two Jounin could put the tanning lotion on them. Aside from the usual couples, Anko's back was done by Iruka and Ino tried to convince Chouji.
"Come on, You don't want me to get a burn now do you?" Ino asked.
"No, but why can't you ask someone like Shino or Kiba?" Chouji asked in return.
"Because! Kiba is like the newest biggest pervert in the world and Shino...well...I don't like his creppy bugs..." Ino said.
"Then how about Jiraiya-sama?" Chouji asked.
"Because I want you to do it!" Ino yelled, getting stared at for a few seconds by everyone else.
"Er...Ok, fine..." Chouji answered.
"Hihi...Those two certainly are a cute couple..but I'm glad I have my Shika-kun." Temari said smiling as Shikamaru rubbed the tanning lotion over her back.
"So are you saying you find Chouji cute?" Shikamaru asked.
"Nah! My little brother is cuter!" Temari said cheerful as she rubbed tanning lotion over Gaara's back.
"Stop saying that, It's giving me a bad reputation..." Gaara replied.
Kisune looked around to see who was still availible to put the tanning lotion on her.
"Ne, Naruto-niisan...Can you do my back when you're done with Hinata-chan?" Kisune asked.
"Can't you ask some else? I really want to go to the water right after this. Sorry, sis." Naruto said smiling.
"No it's ok. I'll just ask someone else." Kisune replied cheerful.
"Let's see...Ow! He looks like a non perverted guy!" Kisune siad cheerful and pointed at Shino.
"Ne, do you want to do my back? Uhmm...Shino-kun was it?" Kisune asked.
"Well I don't see why..." Shino said but suddenly got knocked away by Kiba.
"Hehehe...I'll gladly do your back...I'll also do other things for you." Kiba said grinning pervertedly. Kisune kicked him in the face and looked extremely annoyed.
"Kiba, I believe the lady said..." Shino said who had gotten back to his spot now but was immediately attacked by Kiba again.
"Well those two won't do...Let's see...Ah!" Kisune said and spotted Shikamaru,Temari and Gaara.
"Ano, could you do my back?" Kisune asked Gaara. Gaara stared at his hands for a second or two and then looked up to the girl.
"Yeah I think I can..." Gaara replied.
"Yay! Finally!" Kisune cheerd and sat down in front of Gaara.
"Oi Kisune!" Naruto yelled, who was already in the water, as Kisune handed Gaara the lotion.
"What is it niisan?" Kisune replied and waved her hand at him.
"You can use Kage Bunshin no Jutsu to help yourself with that lotion!" Naruto yelled.
"Don't need to anymore! Gaara-kun is so nice to do it for me!" Kisune replied.
"What! Gaara! Get your perverted hands off her!" Naruto yelled.
"Hey I'm not perverted! Anyhting but that!" Gaara yelled pissed off.
"You'd still like to have more fangirls then me so don't even try seducing my sister to be one of your fangirls!" Naruto yelled.
"Who the hell would do that! She's your sister after all! And I don't like my fangirls!" Gaara yelled back. Gaara then noticed Kisune was staring at him from over her shoulder.
"Er...Nothing personal with the 'she's your sister after all' thing..." Gaara said and made his sand turn on his portable television to watch some Anime. Then all of a sudden, they heard Sakura scream, drawing all the attention towards her.
"Lee-san! Don't rub so hard!" Sakura said as Lee hyperactivaly rubbed over her back.
"O-Ossu!" The thick browed boy said blushing and continued rubbing just as hard.
"Lee-san! If you rub this hard then my bikini top will..." Sakura said as she turned around, but it was already too late. Her top started to fall off and Lee used his high sense of reaction to use his hands to stop it from falling off completely. However, his sense of realising was a lot slower and when he finally realised where he put his hands, Lee's face turned completely red.
"Lee-san...Whatever you do...Don't...let...go..." Sakura said blushing as she stared at Lee, whogulped and slightly nodded.
"Ino, Would you please help me out here?" Sakura asked and looked politely at Ino over her shoulder.
"Hmmm...No. You can stay like that for a while." Ino said and started snickering.
"What! Help me out already, god damn it!" Sakura yelled and Ino stuck her tongue out at Sakura.
"Yo, Lee! Start laughing for me would you?" Kiba said who moved over to Lee's face.
"Huh, why?" Lee asked as he looked at Kiba.
"No reason..." Kiba said grinning pervertedly.
"Don't you even dare try it Kiba!" Sakura said and she wanted to punch him in the face, but she couldn't reach him.
"Yo Lee, Knock knock." Kiba said.
"Who'se there?" Lee replied automatically.
"Thick brows..." Kiba replied.
"Thick brows who?" Lee asked.
"Laughing thick brows! Whahahaha..hahaha...ha..." Kiba said and stopped laughing as he saw Lee's blank reaction.
"That won't work Kiba, You've got to think of a better joke." Ino said.
"Joke? Does someone need a good laugh?" Gaara asked.
"Yeah, Lee over here does!" Kiba said pointing at Lee.
"Say, did I ever tell anyone the story about a guy who did an old lady because of some brownies?" Gaara asked. Lee shook his head in reply.
"What! Gaara! You know about that!" Kankurou yelled.
"Temari told me last time she was ranting about stuff she didn't like and all." Gaara replied. Kankurou gave an accusing glare to Temari, who was just smiling innocently.
"Once upon a time there were three sibblings, two boys and a girl. The middle one of the three was a puppeteer and loved puppets. The other thing he loves is brownies...And one day the puppeteer went out for a walk with his puppets. On his way he met a kind old lady. The lady offered him some brownies, and since he loved brownies, the boy excepted and headed inside. The brownies were real nice...He couldn't stop eating them. Then all of a sudden he started feeling weird, The old woman accidently put something in the brownies. Next thing he knows, he wakes up next to the old hag naked in bed. Do you know who the boy was?" Gaara told.
"Who was it?" Lee asked ignorantly. Gaara pointed at Kankurou, everyone stared at him and tried to restrain their laughter. Lee couldn't help but laugh as well and let his hands fall of Sakura.
"Finally! I get to see...!" Kiba thought as Sakura's top began to fall off.
"Alright that's enough teasing for today." Kurenai said as she and Anko helped Sakura out by quickly tieing the top behind Sakura's neck again.
"No...So...close...so...close..." Kiba said crying and was punched in the face by Sakura. Sakura then turned towards Gaara and was about to punch him in the face as well.
"Sorry about that, just wanted to make fun of my brother." Gaara replied and floated off on a cloud of sand.
"I guess you're forgiven..." Sakura said as she stared at Gaara.
"Alright everyone! Into the water now!" Naruto yelled and ran back into the water. Sakura grabbed a beachball and everyone then ran towards the water.
"Hey everyone, let's pass the ball over and such!" Sakura said to all the girls.
"Ok! Bring it on!" Tenten said and Sakura passed the ball to her. Tenten jumped up and bounced the ball back towards Ino.
"I've got it!" Ino said and headed towards the ball. However, suddenly she tripped, knocking into Kisune who was standing next to her.
"Sorry..." Ino said as she pulled Kisune and herself back up.
"What the hell Ino...You could easily get that one." Sakura said.
"I can't help it that I suddenly tripped!" Ino yelled as she grabbed the ball. Ino passed the ball to Hinata, who in return threw it towards Temari.
"I'll catch it!" Both Temari and Tenten yelled as the ball changed course. They knocked into eachother and fell down in the water.
"What is it with you guys today? You are really clumsy." Sakura said as she went to help the two girls but instead tripped and fell near them as well.
"Don't call other people clumsy when you trip as well. Come Kisune, Hinata...Let's help them back up." Ino said and they all tried to help them, but failed. They continued trying to get up but kept falling over and over again. After a while they gave up for a few seconds and lay still in the water.
"You know...This is actually quite funny." Temari said giggling.
"Exactly what is funny about this?" Tenten said, who was lying over Temari's body.
"I think it's because we are lying in a very strange way..." Kisune said who'se head was on Temari's belly. As for the others, Hinata was lying face down on Tenten's behind, Sakura was floating under Hinata and Ino on Kisune's behind.
"You know...I think we should carefully stand up and help eachother to stay put." Sakura suggested.
"Good idea...Let's try that." Temari said. Meanwhile Gaara was disturbed from his anime by this scene the entire time.
"If I ever talk to you again, You need to tell me why you like seeing girls falling over and over again..." Gaara said as his sand withdrew from the sea. The girls managed to stand up and carefully took a few steps.
"Looks like we aren't clumsy anymore." Kisune stated.
"I-I don't think...we should try to play with the ball anymore." Hinata suggested.
"Yeah! I think it's cursed or something!" Ino yelled.
"Hey it is my beach ball you know!" Sakura replied.
"That's exactly why it's cursed." Ino said and then the two girls exchanged death glares.
"Hey, how about we take that anger of you two out on the boys?" Temari suggested and pointed at the guys, who were having a water fight.
"Yeah...Let's sneak up on them and push all of them under..." Tenten said grinning.
"Neji, behind you!" Shikamaru said as he noticed the girls charging at them.
"Attack!" All the girls yelled.
"Hakkeshou...Kaiten!" Neji said as he spinned around, throwing a lot of water on the girls.
"Hehe...How's that for multifunctional skill." Neji said proudly.
"Why you..." Tenten said pissed off that her sneaking up plan failed.
"Haha...You should see the look on your face Tenten. It's your own fault for trying to sneak up on me." Neji said and patted Tenten's back.
"Your dead Hyuuga Neji!" Tenten said and started running after him.
"Come on it's just for fun! Why you so upset!" Neji said as he ran away from his girlfriend.
"You screwed up my sneak-up-on-the-guys-and-soak-em plan!" Tenten yelled. Just then a big wave collapsed and soaked everyone.
"Sorry about that everyone! But this frog really loves surfing!" Jiraiya said as he passed by them at a high speed. Tenten saw this as an opportunity to catch Neji, so she jumped on him.
"It's no fair to use jutsu's in a water fight. None of us can really use any useful jutsu in a water fight so you shouldn't use it either." Tenten said and was tumbling in the water with Neji. When they finally stopped, Tenten was on top of Neji.
"Understood?" Tenten said with a serious voice.
"Yes ma'am." Neji said and gave her a kiss.
"Ok then now back to where we were." Tenten said smiling. The other guys then turned around and noticed the girls rushed towards them again.
"Wait one second!" Shikamaru said and used his Kage Mane no Jutsu to stop the girls.
"Hey! I told you guys already! Jutsu use is a no-no!" Tenten said and shook her fist.
"We should atleast make it fair and start at the same time as well then, so everyone should get in line." Shikamaru said.
"Hmmm I guess you are right about that..." Tenten said and got off Neji.
"The guys must face their girlfriend...If you don't have one just chose one at random." Shikamaru said and the guys lined up.
"Chouji, if you don't mind, I'm taking this spot." Kiba siad as he stood across Kisune.
"I don't care where I stand." Chouji said and shrugged as he got in position in front of Ino.
"Oh yeah...This is great...I get to 'tumble' with Kisune-chan...I don't care if she's Naruto's sis...She has a great great great rack..." Kiba said grinning pervertedly and breathing heavy.
"Really...Why does he always come after me...Annoying pervert..." Kisune thought as she looked annoyed at Kiba.
"Ready?" Shikamaru said and released his Kage Mane no Jutsu. In the instant she was free, Kisune punched Kiba into the face, making him fly a couple of meters away. Everyone stared at Kiba who was lying some what far away from them.
"Hey! Why did you do that for neechan! Now we're short one guy to you girls." Naruto said as he pointed at the K.O'd Kiba.
"I don't care, He was thinking of doing bad things to me." Kisune said and crossed her arms.
"So let's see...we still can get Kankurou, Shino and Gaara from the beach..." Neji stated.
"Shikamaru? Which one is best?" Chouji asked.
"Let's see...The puppet man doesn't really have any useful skills for a water fight...Nor does Shino...Gaara probably is pretty nimble since he carries that sand of his almost the entire time. I'd say we pick Gaara." Shikamaru stated.
"Oi! Gaara! Come over here!" Naruto instantly yelled towards the beach. Less then a few seconds later sand gathered near them and Gaara appeared.
"What is it?" Gaara asked.
"You feel like joining us in a water fight against the girls?" Naruto asked. Gaara just walked towards the space across Kisune and stared forward.
"Cool! Now let's start!" Naruto said and jumped forward to Hinata. The girls reacted fast enough and jumped at towards them as well. As Kisune just jumped forward, Gaara moved aside, making her fall into the water. Kisune tried again but Gaara just evaded it the same way.
"You know, you'll never catch me like that...I'm a pro at evading my sister who always tries to jump towards me that same way." Gaara stated as he stood next to Kisune.
"That so, huh..." Kisune said and then quickly pulled Gaara's legs, making him fall into the water as well.
"Then I'll just have to get you this way." Kisune said as she stood above Gaara with a smile on her face.
"Exactly." Gaara said and pulled Kisune down into the water the exact same way. Kisune giggled and then started laughing as she threw some water to Gaara's face.
"What are you laughing about?" Gaara said as he threw back some water at her and a faint smile rised on his face. A short while later everyone was sitting exhausted in the water, still laughing about it all.
"Hey everyone look." Naruto said and raised a blue sphere up from the water.
"Wow that's cool." Sakura and Ino said as they stared at the sphere. Naruto then made it snap, scattering the water trough the air and creating a rainbow for a few seconds. All the girls stared in amazement at it.
"Damn Naruto...Pimping the ladies with one of his techniques...I so hate him..." Kiba thought.
"Ne, Naruto-niisan. Do you think I can do it to?" Kisune asked.
"I think so, try it." Naruto said and Kisune stuck her hand into the water. A few seconds later she pulled her hand up and held the same blue sphere in her hand.
"Yaay! I can do it too!" Kisune said cheerful. She shattered the spehere and created another rainbow. Just then the music that had been coming from the beach stopped.
"What the?" Naruto said as he and the others looked towards the commotion on the beach.
"Let's see what's going on..." Neji said and he and everyone else headed to check it out.
"Oi! Tsunade-obachan! What's going on? Why did the music stop?" Naruto yeleld as they got closer.
"...The DJ kind of passed out by the heat and some other reason. So we're stuck without a DJ and no DJ means no music." Tsunade explained.
"Aw...That sucks..." Sakura said disappointed.
"I can be the DJ, Hokage-sama!" Lee and Gai said at the same time.
"Lee! My adorable student! How come I didn't know you were into DJing!" Gai said excited.
"I'm not Gai-sensei! I just want to be a jack of all trades so I practiced it a couple of times!" Lee said and saluted his sensei.
"Alright then! Let your flaming spirit of youth flourish and show us some magical music!" Gai said and struck the nice guy pose.
"Ossu!" Lee said and jumped onto the DJ platform.
"Eh...I didn't agree yet...but what the heck." Tsunade said.
"Lee being the DJ? Ok I'm out of here...There's no way he could make good music." Neji said, gave Tenten a kiss and then headed back to the water. He grabbed a surfboard, that was conviently standing somewhere near the water, and headed into the water.
"Hey this isn't half bad." Sakura said and started swinging from side to side.
"Let's play some volleyball." Ino suggested.
"I'm not going to play." Kisune and Temari said at the same time.
"Huh, Why not?" Tenten asked.
"I feel like taking a swim." Kisune said and ran towards the water.
"As for me, I've found another use for that big fan of mine." Temari said and ran over to where her fan was lying.
"So it's just us four?" Sakura asked.
"You got that right. Hinata and me against you and Ino!" Tenten said and raised a fist into the air.
"Ok! We'll beat you!" Sakura said and continued swinging from side to side on Lee's music. A couple of minutes later, Neji was annoyed by the fact that even though he was pretty far away from the shore, he could still hear Lee's music.
"Aw...He's playing that forever...! Must not...bounce...up and down...on Lee's music...Aw it's no use!" Neji said as he could feel himself bouncing up and down on his surfboard.
"Yo! Neji, enjoying the music?" Jiraiya asked who was surfing on his frog next to Neji.
"...In a way I guess." Neji replied.
"Hehe...Looks like he has a knack for this." Jiraiya said and then increased his speed. Just then Neji noticed a rope sticking out of the water behind the frog. He looked up and saw a huge fan floating in the air behind the frog.
"Shika-kun! You feel like coming up here with me?" Temari yelled towards the shore, who was of course the one sitting on her fan.
"Sorry, I think I'll stay on the ground." Shikamaru said as he saw Temari quickly passing by.
"Ok! But you don't know what you are missing here!" Temari replied. Temari lied back down on her fan and was staring at the sea and at the shore. She then noticed some bushes moving strangely at the shore.
"Oi, Jiraiya-sama...can you move closer to the shore so I can see what's going on behind the bushes?" Temari asked as she crawled to the short front edge of her fan.
"The bushes? Well sure." Jiraiya said and made his frog move in. He grabbed his telescope and got a close up look of two people.
"Hmmm...If I k new you were so good at this I would have done it earlier with you Iruka-kun..." Anko said licking her lips and moving a finger across Iruka's jawline, making him blush real badly.
"Well I didn't expect you two to be here..." A voice said from behind the two. Iruka looked up and got a shocked expression on his face.
"Kakashi-san! Thi-This isn't what it looks like..." Iruka said.
"A ninja should always look underneath the underneath...And to me it looks exactly like that." Kakashi said and tilted his head to the side.
"Uh...well...uhm...er...:" Iruka didn't really know what to say to Kakshi.
"Anyway, weren't you ever told to share the fun?" Kakashi said. Anko bend over and stared at the white haired Jounin.
"Ne, Iruka-kun...I don't mind if Kakashi joins us...That is if you are up for another round." Anko said as she looked at Iruka again. Jiraiya put down his telescope and looked up towards the fan floating behind him. Temari, who was still staring at the sight even though she couldn't see it very detailed, was blushing red in all the different shades.
"Well...Even though I do want to watch, I don't think it's good for her...Who knows how bad it might get..." Jiraiya thought and let out a sigh as he made his frog make a u-turn. Temari let out a sigh of disappointment when they got out of vision range from the place, she wanted to continue to watch since she found it very interesting to say the least.
"Oh well, time to get myself a tan again." Temari said and crawled over to the front of her fan again.
"Jiraiya-sama! Would you please stay away from the shore for a while?" Temari asked.
"Huh? Why that?" Jiraiya asked who was surprised by the question.
"Because..." Temari said and showed her bikini top that she was holding in one hand. Jiraiya's eyes widened and look like they were about to pop out for a moment.
"Well...I guess that's ok..." Jiraiya said looking normal again and with a sly grin on his face.
"Good, I'll let you know once it's ok to go to the shore again." Temari said and turned around on her fan, placing her top next to her and her head on the front edge of the fan. Jiraiya found this ofcourse the perfect opportunity for more drawings for his novel, so he started surfing near the place where Shino was, but not close to the shore.
"Shino. Send. a bug. over. here. to. see. Temari. topless sunbathing. on her fan." Jiraiya signaled Shino. Shino noticed the hermit's weird movements and figured he wanted something to say.
"Jiraiya-sama. I do not get what. you. are trying to say. So come here. and just tell me. you. perverted. old. man." Shino signaled back.
"Sexy. topless. woman. on. fan. You. draw. her. I. pay. 3x. normal pay." Jiraiya signaled in return hoping Shino understood what he meant.
"What. do. you mean. make one. of. your. frogs. tell me. since I. don't. understand." Shino signaled shaking his head at the last part.
"What. you. greedy bastard. alright then. 5 times. the pay." Jiraiya signaled showing his hand at the end.
"Ok. I'll. wait here." Shino signaled back and sat down.
"Shino what were you just doing?" Tsunade asked, who was just out on a walk.
"Mimicing Jiraiya-sama's signals...sort of." Shino said and straightend his shades.
"I see...Hey what's this?" Tsunade said as she picked up the sketch book.
"Uhm...That is...well uhm..." Shino said as Tsunade skimmed trough the sketch book.
"Hey! You have some talent. The drawings you made of the girls playing volleyball are very good. You weren't having any perverted idea's with that now did you?" Tsunade asked and glared at Shino.
"Ofcourse not, ma'am." Shino said bowing his head.
"I see. Keep up the nice work and show me your portofolio sometime. Ow and don't let Jiraiya know you are this good of an artist or he'll try to make you his next perverted artist." Tsunade said and walked away after handing Shino his sketch book again.
"Yes ma'am. Understood, ma'am." Shino said with a bowed head.
"I'm glad I didn't have any pictures for Jiraiya-sama in that one...She might have thought...thing about me." Shino thought.
A while later, Temari had enough of trying to get a nice tan and slightly rose up to see where they exactly were right now. She noticed they were circling around at a pace that still made the fan fly on the same height, but didn't create the huge waves. Temari then wanted to grab her top that was supposed to be next to her, but found out it wasn't there anymore. She carefully looked over the edges of her fan to look in the water.
"Ah, there it is...How the heck did it end up there? Well, doesn't matter...How the heck am I going to get it back?" Temari said to herself. She couldn't get off the fan because landing it in one piece would be really hard to do. Ofcourse she could jump back on but she really did NOT want anyone to see her while she jumped. Temari figured she could risk it to jump when she was almost sure no one's looking, but she alsofigured that some one might just happen to see if she jumped. She then noticed Kisune swimming in the water not too far away from her.
"Oi! Kisune-chan! Could you help me?" Temari yelled from her fan. Kisune looked up from her spot and stared at Temari.
"What's wrong Temari-chan?" Kisune yelled back at Temari.
"Come over here for a few seconds." Temari yelled and Kisune swum towards her.
"Come up here I don't want to yell it." Temari said as Kisune got close enough.
"Ok, ok tell me already..." Kisune said as she molded chakra, climbed out of the water and jumped up towards the fan.
"Hey watch out!" Temari yelled as Kisune landed, lost balance and fell. She landed on top of Temari with her body pressing on Temari's.
"I just...want you..." Temari said as she felt her face being drawn towards Kisune's.
"What is it?" Kisune asked as she stared into Temari's eyes.
"To get my bikini top that lies in the water." Temari said as she shook off what she just felt.
"Ow! I see! Right! I'll get it for you!" Kisune said and quickly dove into the water. A few moments later Kisune jumped back on Temari's fan, holding her bikini top. She was about to fall again, but Temari supported her from behind, making sure she wouldn't fall again.
"Thank you." Kisune said and slightly blushed. (A/N: If you don't get why, Temari supported her from behind, meaning her body is pressing against Kisune's...If you still don't get the math then you are prolly either retarded or not old enough to read this fic XP)
"No problem." Temari said smiling and grabbed her top out of Kisune's hands. She quickly put it on and sat down on her fan.
"Hey, you want to take a ride with me?" Temari asked her.
"Sure! I wonder what it will be like." Kisune said cheerful and sat down on the fan beside her.
Meanwhile Naruto was walking around in circles. He couldn't stand the wait.
"Naruto-kun...You shouldn't worry...I'm sure Ayame-chan will be here soon." Hinata said who saw not too far from Naruto.
"That's not it..." Naruto said.
"What...?" Hinata said.
"I don't want to just be with Ayame, I want to be with you both." Naruto said and continued walking around. To Naruto's great surprise, Hinata hugged him from behind and held him really tight.
"Hinata...Thank you." Naruto whispered.
"Naruto-kun!" Naruto and Hinata heard being yelled from not too far away from them. Naruto turned towards where the sound came from and saw Ayame running down the hill of grass and sand. His face brightened and a smile rised on his face.
"Ayame! Over here!" Naruto yelled and waved at her.
"Run away!" Ayame yelled.
"Huh? Run away? Why does she want me to..." Naruto said and then noticed a large group running after Ayame.
"Ah! My fangirls! What's with that obsessed look they have!" Naruto said and started running away. Near the shore Gaara was humming some anime themes and building small sand castles. His quiet moment of fun was disturbed as Naruto quickly ran past him and destroyed one of his castles.
"Uzumaki Naruto! Why the hell did you run over my precious sandcastles all of a sudden!" Gaara yelled at the blonde.
"Sorry Gaara! Got no time to talk! Fangirls chasing me!" Naruto yelled and started swimming. Gaara turned around and as he looked at the large group coming towards him, his eyes widened.
"Must escape...obsessed fangirls...for my life's sake!" Naruto said to himself as he swum as fast as he could. Suddenly someone passed by him at nearly double his speed.
"Gaara! Why the hell are you swimming so fast!" Naruto yelled after him.
"My fangirls joined forces with yours!" Gaara yelled back and continued swimming.
"Wha!" Naruto yelled and looked over his shoulder at the group that was now entering the waters.
"Crap...I will escape! Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" Naruto said and created an army of Kage Bunshins.
Naruto himself headed underwater and swum to the right as fast as he could, escaping the raging horde of fangirls. A few moments later Naruto headed back to the surface and saw Ayame standing near Hinata. Naruto caught Ayame in a hug from behind her and smiled. Ayame was shocked to suddenly be embraced, but as she realised it was Naruto she relaxed and smiled as well.
"I missed you too." Ayame said and then Hinata joined the hug and the three of them stood like that for a while.
Kisune, who was back in the water once again, sighed really deep. The trip on Temari's fan was wilder then she thought. It was exciting and fun, but Kisune was glad she was back on the ground again. Or in the water in this case. She looked up and saw Naruto being stuck in a hug from Hinata and Ayame and in that moment Kisune felt very lonely. She dropped her head back into the water and stared at the clouds in the sky.
"Yo, sorry to disturb your resting." Gaara said as his face suddenly was above Kisune's.
"Hm...Is there something wrong?" Kisune asked as she stared into Gaara's eyes.
"Well actually, Naruto's fangirls most likely don't know that your Naruto's sister...They'll think you are him in disguise and will come after you...Just wanted to let you know before you get crushed by a pile of them like I almost was a few seconds ago, but I managed to escape." Gaara said. Kisune blinked at Gaara with a sight of confusion.
"Why did you come and warn me?" Kisune asked.
"Because I don't think anyone should have that...Besides...I had a few seconds to spare." Gaara said as Kisune sat up in the water. Gaara then noticed that his fangirls had almost erased his advantage as they were closing in on him once again.
"Well, that's my que to leave again. They're coming for you too I guess." Gaara said and started swimming away as fast as he could. Gaara's fangirls raced past Kisune and she could then see a second group not too far away from her and rapidly closing in on her.
"They really are after me!" Kisune screamed before also starting to swim for her life. After swimming a few minutes, Kisune suddenly knocked against something and stopped swimming.
"You again!" Kisune said as she looked up at the person who she had knocked in to. Gaara's eyes shifted from side to side and he then noticed that there was actual sand underneath them. He quickly formed a handseal and sand shot up from the sea, surrounding Gaara and Kisune and creating a shelter.
"Whoa! Amazing! Is this your..." Kisune said as she looked at the sand and then, when she looked at Gaara, she stopped talking.
"What is it?" Gaara asked.
"You're bleeding!" Kisune said as she rushed over to him and wiped the blood of his forehead. She held her hand on his forehead, trying to stop the bleeding, as she stared into Gaara's eyes. He stared back at her and had a look in his eyes that seem to be a question starting with 'Why did you...' Kisune slowly moved closer towards Gaara, while continueing to stare at him. She closed her eyes and moved her face to the shocked Gaara.
"All shinobi must gather this instant! Dinner is about to be served!" Tsunade's voice could be heard trough the barrier of sand. Kisune looked up and moved her head to where the voice was coming from.
"Looks like it's already dinner time..." Gaara said and walked away from her as the shelter of sand collapsed. A short while after that, almost everyone had gathered around the table.
Tsunade looked around to see who they were still missing. Kakashi wasn't around, but Tsunade was already used to Kakashi's habits of being late. Anko and Iruka weren't around either, which did get Tsunade's attention sort of. Usually those two are present really early. Other then those three, no other Jounin or Chuunin was missing.
Tsunade then moved her eyes over the genin.Sakura was moving from side to side as the beat of Lee's music was still stuck in her head. Kisune was quietly staring at her feet, Tsunade thought that she must be tired after being energetic the entire day. Ofcourse Tsunade knew that Kisune had the same stamina as Naruto and such, but even Naruto can get tired so she could as well. Naruto was grinning widely, since Ayame could join the dinner and Hinata sat on his other side. Ofcourse the three were hugging and being happy.
Across Kakashi's team sat ofcourse Gai's team.Gai and Lee were busy discussing about DJing, their new found love as it seems, while Neji and Tenten were ofcourse sitting with arms wrapped around each other.
Next to Kakashi's team sat Kurenai's team, due to Naruto's request to sit next to both Ayame and Hinata. Shino was looking at his drawn pictures again while Kiba looked kind of depressed as he and Akamaru hung their heads on the table. Kurenai and Asuma were busy flirting with eachother as usual as Asuma and his team 'happened' to sit across Kurenai. Ino was lecturing Chouji about something and the lazy chuunin Shikamaru was staring at the sky.
Then there were the sand siblings sitting across Tsunade and Shizune. Temari was resting her head on her hands while staring at her boyfriend Shikamaru. Gaara silently stared at his tv screen and didn't really pay attention to the outside world, or so it seemed. Tsunade noticed the third sibling was missing but she figured they'd all come soon enough. She sat down in her chair and let out a sigh.
"I hate it when people are late...Waiting is so annoying...esspecially when you're hungry." Tsunade complained to herself.
"Yo, Sorry I'm late jyan." Kankurou sat down in the chair next to Gaara.
Gaara and Temari looked at their brother at the same time and both their eyes widened. The atmosphere suddenly changed and everyone felt it. They turned around and stared at Kankurou.
"What is it?" Kankurou asked.
"Who...the hell are you?" Gaara said as he slowly shoved his seat back towards Temari.
"Wha? It's me, Kankurou." Kankurou replied.
"No you ain't...the real Kankurou would never have..." Temari said as she frightengly grabbed Gaara's arm and started squeezing it.
"Such a tan!" They said at the same time.
"Ow that? Cool ain't it? My tanning lotion works extremely well." Kankurou said as he smiled at his dark tan.
"Temari...he's scaring me...make him go away..." Gaara whispered as he backed out even more.
"Don't worry Gaara, it will go away in time..." Temari said as she softly patte d on Gaara's head.
"You guy's are really weird...Where's the food?" Kankurou asked as he shrugged.
"Uh...yeah...We're waiting for three more people." Tsunade said, trying to ignore the dramastic change of the puppeteer's appearance.
"Hey you're forgetting about me!" Jiraiya said who just arrived as well.
"Ow...and then there is him." Tsunade said making Jiraiya look depressed for a second or two.
"So who are we waiting for?" Jiraiya asked as he took a zip of his drink already.
"Kakashi, Iruka and Anko." Tsunade answered. Jiraiya almost choked at hearing the names and quickly hit himself on the chest a couple of times.
"What's wrong?" Tsunade asked as she looked confused at her fellow Sannin.
"No it's nothing..." Jiraiya replied. Just then Iruka and Anko came walking towards the table.
"My deepest apologies for being late." Iruka and Anko said as they bowed for Tsunade.
"It's ok. You two just sit over there near the Sand siblings." Tsunade said and pointed at the trio sitting on the other side of the table. Iruka sat down next to Temari and Anko sat down next to Kankurou and, on her other side, Kiba and Akamaru. Ofcourse Kankurou, Kiba and Akamaru noticed the purpled haired Jounin sitting next to them and couldn't help it but stare and drool.
"If you two don't stop staring at my breasts and stop drooling I'll make sure you can never see them again..." Anko warned as she was annoyed by the two staring at her chest. Both of them stopped staring and looked straight ahead. Akamaru realised that he wasn't mentioned so he decided to take his chances. He jumped onto Anko's lap, sat down and started wagging with his tail. (A/N: Sorry, that's what my dictionary says XP...Dunno if it's right or wrong but ya know what he's doing right?)
"Damn you Akamaru...Using your puppy dog eyes to charm her!" Kiba thought as he looked at his pup. Akamaru could already pictureher responsein his head.
"Aww...What a cute puppy! I just want to hug and kiss you all over! And maybe your boss will find ok to let you sleep at my place. I bet you'll love to stay in my bed, It's nice and comfy. Not to mention that since I sleep naked there is a lot of warmth in my bed." Akamaru's grin widened at these thoughts but then noticed that Anko was staring at him so he let out a happy bark.
"Get off me, I don't like dogs..." Anko said and pushed him off. Akamaru jumped back on her lap and barked twice this time, still happy though.
"Akamaru, get off her. She doesn't like you." Kiba said. Akamaru barked something at Kiba.
"What did you say!" Kiba said. Akamaru then was lifted up from Anko's lap by Anko and she stared at him.
"Listen puppy, I...do NOT...like DOGS...So stay off my lap." Anko said as threw him at Kiba's face.
"...The dream was nice as it lasted." Akamaru thought as he dropped down in disappointment. Just then Kakashi walked towards the table.
"Yo...Sorry I'm late. I saw a woman drowning and so I just had to..." Kakashi said.
"A lie!" Naruto, Sakura and Kisune yelled pointing at their Jounin teacher.
"Well anyway, thank you for waiting with dinner until I got here." Kakashi said.
"Waiters! Bring us the dinner!" Tsunade yelled and a few moments later everyone had their meals. During dinner nothing special happened, unless you count the fact in that the couples fed each other from time to time. After dinner everyone decided to rest up a bit before walking back to good old Konoha. As the sun slowly began to set, the couples drew closer to each other.
"You know Neji...I think this is the first time we are sitting like this." Tenten said.
"Yeah I guess it is..." Neji replied.
"Ne, Neji...We haven't really done something together, have we?" Tenten asked.
"What are you talking about? We've been with eachother almost every day." Neji replied as he stared at Tenten.
"Yeah, I know...But even though that's fun I want to do something like going to the movies and such! Don't you think that would be nice too?" Tenten asked.
"Ofcourse it would. If you just told me you wanted to go somewhere special instead of your house, you should have said so." Neji said smiling as he drew Tenten closer towards him.
"Then...I want to stay over at your place next weekend!" Tenten said.
"What! You serious!" Neji almost yelled.
"Ofcourse I am! I haven't stayed over at your place ever since the first day we started dating and that was because I couldn't go home!" Tenten said.
"I see...Well then you are staying over at my place next weekend." Neji said smiling.
"Be sure to rent a movie for the afternoon, because I want to see another sunsetting with you." Tenten said and pushed Neji down on the ground.
"You got it?" Tenten asked as she sat on top of him and leaned forward.
"As you wish." Neji said as he pulled her closer towards him and started kissing her.
"Shika-kun...Do you like the sunsetting?" Temari asked.
"It looks good, but I like watching clouds more." Shikmaru replied.
"Don't you think the clouds look pretty with the sun setting?" Temari asked.
"They do, I like the shades of yellow and red they have." Shikamaru answered.
"Ne, Shika-kun...Would you...consider me the setting sun if you were a cloud?" Temari asked.
"No." Shikamaru replied, making Temari look depressed.
"I wouldn't consider myself a cloud, I'm not free to go where ever I want...However, I do consider you a setting sun, since you made watching clouds even more beautifull." Shikamaru said, was instantly tightly embraced by Temari and she started to kiss him.
Naruto was as usual of lately, surrounded by both Ayame and Hinata. They were quietly watching the sunsetting as Ayame played with Naruto's hair and Hinata silently stared at the sun while leaning her head against Naruto's arm.
"Na-Naruto-kun...C-Could you...do the thing you did in the water before...again?" Hinata shyly asked.
"Hm? Why do you want to see that jutsu again?" Naruto asked.
"I thought it looked really pretty...It...It reminded me of Naruto-kun's eyes in a way." Hinata said. Naruto started laughing and gently carressed Hinata's face.
"Is that so? My eyes look like a minature typhoon? I never knew that." Naruto said smiling.
"I...I..." Hinata stuttered.
"Hinata, thank you for the compliment...I know what you really meant by it." Naruto said gently smiling and held up his hand.
"Like eyes full of dertermination...like Naruto-kun's..." Hinata said as she saw the blue sphere of chakra before closing her eyes and falling asleep.
"She's such a cute girl." Ayame said smiling.
"Sorry Ayame-chan...I haven't really spent much time with you today like I have with Hinata-chan." Naruto said as he looked into Ayame's eyes.
"Don't worry about it...I do want to be alone with you again sometime...I bet Hinata wants some time alone with you as well." Ayame said as pressed her body closer to Naruto's.
"That's ok. But first I've got to do something with you." Naruto said.
"No, spent a day or so alone with Hinata...Else she might think she's being passed or something." Ayame said smiling.
"But..." Naruto said but was silenced by Ayame.
"But nothing. I don't want to hurt Hinata...But I'm looking forward to have you all for myself again." Ayame said. She then pulled Naruto even closer towards her and kissed him. After a short while she broke the kiss and crawled over to Hinata.
"Huh? Ayame? What are you going to do?" Naruto asked and a second later Ayame kissed Hinata. Naruto looked at her with wide eyes even though it was just a short kiss on the lips.
"I don't want to pass Hinata by now do I?" Ayame said smiling. Naruto's jaw dropped open and he started pointing at Ayame.
"That's MY line!" Naruto yelled, making Ayame giggle.
"The sun is so nice when it's setting, right Chouji?" Ino said as she stared at the sun.
"Yeah it's ok." Chouji replied as he opened another one of his bag of chips.
"What do you think Sakura?" Ino asked as she turned towards her pink haired friend.
"Well those two obviously like it." Sakura said sounding depressed as she pointed at Lee and Gai.
"Lee!" Gai exclaimed
"Gai-sensei!" Lee exclaimed as he hugged his sensei.
"This day of fun and romance is almost over! But our springtime of youth will continue to flourish and we'll have many more days like this one!" Gai exclaimed.
"Ossu!" Lee replied.
"Lee!" Gai exclaimed once again and tightened his hug.
"Gai-sensei!" Lee exclaimed and a large wave collapsed on their other side.
"Alright, everyone! Pack your stuff we're heading home!" Tsunade yelled making Lee and Gai have tears fall down like waterfalls over their cheeks.
"Alright! Come on Gaara-kun! I'm sure Naruto-niisan doesn't mind you staying over at our place!" Kisune said cheerful.
"I told you to not add kun to my name." Gaara said.
"Alright! Then Gaara, you don't mind staying over at our place?" Kisune asked.
"What! Who said he could stay over!" Naruto yelled pointing at Gaara and Kisune.
"I did, it's my home as well." Kisune said cheerful.
"There isn't enough room!" Naruto yelled.
"Then I'll go with Gaara." Kisune replied and tilted her head to the right.
"The hell you won't! He is the fellow co-owner of our new exotic dance club!" Naruto yelled.
"But I wanted to get to know him and his siblings a bit better." Kisune complained.
"Go do that another day and during the day, ok?" Naruto said and pulled Kisune along with him.
"Ow you're no fun...It can't be helped, I guess. Bye Gaara!" Kisune said and waved at Gaara. Ayame, who carried Hinata, quickly followed Naruto and Kisune.
"Looks like you've got yourself another fangirl." Temari said and poked in Gaara's side.
"No I don't...She just wants to be friends." Gaara said.
"Really? That's not what it says on her face though." Temari said and grinned at her brother.
"Shut up...I'm going to watch my anime now." Gaara said and grabbed his portable tv as he sat down on his cloud of sand.
"Let's all go back to Konoha with a smile!" Kankurou yelled and grinning widely.
"...Temari...he's doing it again..." Gaara said as he quickly made his cloud of sand float away. Temari let out a sigh and quickly followed Gaara, with Kankurou dragging along behind them.
"Well, I don't know about the others, but I sure had a hell of a good time today. I love playing twister!" Kakashi said grinning widely as he walked after a certain couple, heading back towards Konoha.
A/N: Sorry folks, for those of you who liked it, no Kyuubi and Shukaku after talk...XP This because I kind of left out a part I orginally planned to have but forgot to do XP Anyway I hope you liked it...Next chapter will be prolly short, not too short, but shortnone the less...Now let's check my notes of stuff I still have to pull off in this story what will be up for the next two chapters...I c...Next two chapters won't be major but it will have some interesting things that will surely cause fun moments XP now please R&R again
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