A/N: Yo people, long time no see! Yes I'm still alive XP,sorry to make you all wait a shitty long time for me to update P...Had trouble writing as I was preoccupied with gaming and other things and didn't really feel like writing \...Anyway, A new chapter yaay! Time to jump for joy XP the next chapter will take a while too since I'm going on vacation soon, but it will be there! Now on with t3h story
Chapter 20: Lights! Camera! And...Paradise Action!
Jiraiya was walking down the streets of Konoha again. It was a normal monday afternoon in Konoha. Everything went as it should, people happily laughing on the streets, couples walking hand in hand. Jiraiya, however, had real business to attend to. He had received a notice of the filming company that had bought the rights of his Icha Icha Paradise. They had a slight problem with a few scenes, since the tape somehow burned up in to thin air. So Jiraiya had to come to the set once again and give instructions to people.
"Oi! Ero-sennin!" Naruto yelled as he ran towards the Frog Hermit.
"Naruto? What's wrong?" Jiraiya asked.
"Give me some training!" Naruto yelled.
"Huh? I told you already, we can start training after I finish my latest novel...Besides today I have other business to attend to." Jiraiya said.
"I bet you just want to peek at the woman of Konoha again..." Naruto said and glared at his white haired master.
"Well, even though that would be nice...I'm needed at the movie set." Jiraiya said and flashed Naruto the note.
"What! You are going to the movie set! Take me with you! I want to meet celebraties!" Naruto cheered.
"...I don't think you even know one of them there." Jiraiya said as he stared at Naruto.
"Bet I do?" Naruto asked.
"...If you do you can stay there and watch and get autographes from everyone there." Jiraiya said.
"Alright then! Let's go!" Naruto cheered and stuck his fist up in the air.
"Wait one minute Naruto." Jiraiya said.
"What is it this time?" Naruto asked slightly annoyed.
"Shouldn't you also bring your sister?" Jiraiya asked.
"Hmm...That would be ok, but she said she needed to do something today...I don't know what it is though...Women still are confusing sometimes..." Naruto said and shook his head.
"Hehehe...Yes they are. Oh well, we can't let the people at the set waiting so let's go." Jiraiya said smiling and headed off with Naruto tagging along with him.
"So...Why exactly are you needed at the movie set Ero-sennin?" Naruto asked and suspiciously glared at Jiraiya.
"One of the tapes for one of the scenes has suddenly burned into thin air...I need to be there to supervise everything." Jiraiya explained.
"Huh? Is that even possible?" Naruto asked.
"Hmm...I don't know...But they needed me here so..." Jiraiya said and rubbed his chin.
"Oh well...It's not like I have anything better to do today." Naruto said.
"Huh? Don't you have to be with Hinata or Ayame or do something else?" Jiraiya asked.
"Ayame needs to work all day and Hinata is training with her dad and Neji...Other then that, I don't have much to do aside from training." Naruto stated.
"Oh, I see." Jiraiya said. A while later they arrived at the studio.
"Wo---w! Amazing! I didn't know we had such a HU----GE studio here in Konoha." Naruto first reaction was.
"Huh? This is the only one we have..." Jiraiya replied.
"I see...Then they must have expanded the place after that mission I've had to the Snow country." Naruto said as he looked around.
"Hmmm...Let's see...what set do we need to be at?" Jiraiya said and looked around.
"Ah there it is!" Jiraiya said and walked over to the two parted set, one which consisted of a beach and the pourch of a beach cottage and the other half of the inside of the cottage.
"What kind of movie are they actually planning to make with that...I doubt it's a action movie...or comedy..." Naruto replied as he followed Jiraiya.
"Yo...what are you doing here?" Naruto heard suddenly from behind him, making him jump up. Naruto turned around and saw a red haired boy wearing a black robe and having a huge sword on his back.
"Don't sneak up on me like that...and I could ask you the same...And also...Why are you dressed up like that, Gaara?" Naruto asked.
"The people of this studio gave me a call..." Gaara replied.
"Still doesn't explain why you are like that." Naruto replied confused.
"Well I thought they said they needed me for a Bleach scene and get my ass over here A.S.A.P...So I quickly put on my shinigami outfit grabbed my huge ass sword and ran towards the studio...Only to find out that they needed me for a Beach scene...I needed to create the sand..." Gaara replied.
"So you are dressed up for nothing." Naruto said nodding.
"Well...It did give me permanent acces to this studio...After using my sand to lift the person, who called me, up a few meters." Gaara said nodding.
"Hey you two, come over here already." Jiraiya said as he sat down in his seat. Naruto and Gaara quickly headed towards the white haired Sannin and before they knew it, they also had seats under their asses.
"Sorry for calling you out Jiraiya-sama, but this was urgent." A movie staff member said as he bowed multiple times.
"It's ok...Can we start already?" Jiraiya asked.
"Well uhm...the lead actress is taking some time to get ready so..." He replied.
"We can wait for her." Jiraiya replied.
"Oi, Ero-sennin can we go and snatch autographs from the stars?" Naruto asked.
"If you are allowed in their dressing rooms." Jiraiya said.
"Alright! Gaara, let's see if we can get autograph's and sell them for money." Naruto cheered.
"Sure..." Gaara said, not really caring and stood up. A short while after that they were walking trough the hallway with all the dressing rooms.
"You know...I actually have no idea why I'm still here..." Gaara replied as he casually walked behind Naruto.
"Because there isn't much else to do?" Naruto replied.
"...You have a point there...No interesting anime's on tv today..." Gaara replied.
"Well let's try our luck out...Let's see who'se behind door number o-." Naruto said as he walked up to a door, tried to push it open but was pulled open before him. Naruto thus fell foward and landed on top of the person who opened the door.
"Ah who the hell tries to walk in to my room all of a sudden..." The actress said and slowly raised her head. Naruto looked up after rubbing his sore behind and stared at the actress.
"You are..." Naruto said and blinked.
"Fuun-hime!" Naruto yelled and Gaara's eyes widened.
"Na-Naruto! What are you doing here?" Yukie replied.
"I'm here with Ero-sennin to see a movie being ma-" Naruto said but was kicked out of the way by Gaara.
"Fu-fujikaze Yukie! I'm your biggest fan! It's...It's an honor to meet the real you! Ca-can I have an autograph?" Gaara said more energetic then he has ever been as he helped Yukie up.
"My biggest fan?" Yukie said and blinked at the red haired boy.
"Yeah! I like you so much that I even needed to hide it from the world." Gaara replied heavily nodding.
"Hide it?" Yukie asked, confused about all of this.
"Yeah, because my sister and her friends didn't really like me being a fan of you." Gaara replied.
"That's...odd." Yukie replied.
"A-Anyway! C-can I have an autograph?" Gaara asked. Yukie nodded, grabbed one of her signed photo's and quickly handed it over to Gaara.
"Wow! I've finally got a signed photo of my Fujikaze Yukie! I'm so happy that I think I could actually..." Gaara cheered and then suddenly, his head fell down and loud snoring could be heard.
"Is he...okay?" Yukie asked as Naruto walked back over to her.
"...He's sleeping? I thought he said he doesn't sleep." Naruto said confused as Yukie poked Gaara's cheeks to see if he was awake or not.
"I guess he's usually so calm that he stores up energy that he can't sleep...And now after seeing Hime he let all that energy out." Naruto said after giving it some thought.
"Should we leave him here? I really need to get to the set now." Yukie replied.
"I think he's fine like that...Ne, Hime...You aren't the lead actress of Ero-sennin's movie now are you?" Naruto asked.
"There is only one movie being shot here at the moment and that's were I'm lead actress in, but I don't think you..." Yukie said.
"Come on, everyone is waiting for you then! You must hurry! I want to see more of your acting." Naruto interupted as he dragged Yukie along with him. Shortly after Yukie and Naruto had left, Gaara awoken.
"I...slept? That's right Yukie-san was here and..." Gaara said and looked around.
"What! They already left without me! Damn it Uzumaki!" Gaara yelled as he quickly walked out of the dressing room.
"Quiet on the set!" The director yelled.
"Uzumaki Naruto!" Gaara yelled as he entered the set.
"I said, Quiet on the set!" The director repeated.
"Ow..." Gaara said and silently hovered over to Naruto on his cloud of sand.
"Next time I become hyperactive stop me..." Gaara whispered after punching Naruto, not too hard, in the back.
"Hey, isn't there supposed to be another girl here on the set?" Both Jiraiya and the director asked at the same time.
"Eh...yeah..well...it looks like she's a bit late...I think she has trouble finding the place since we hired her just yesterday. My deepest apologies for the inconvience." One of the staff members said as he bowed his head.
"I guess we could take her scene later then and edit it to fit in...Well let's get started then! Yukie-chan! Give it your best shot as always!" The director yelled trough his megaphone.
"Beach cottage scene 1, take 1..." The guy with the cut board said.
"And action!" The director yelled. Immediately Yukie pushed herself and her male co-player against the wall of the cottage on the pourch.
"We shouldn't do this..." Her male co-player said.
"I know...but I can't resist you any longer..." Yukie replied.
"What if someone see's us?" He asked.
"They won't...This cottage belongs to an aquaintance of mine...We can let our hearts run freely inside...I know you feel the same..." Yukie replied as she stroke the man's face. They then busted in to the cottage and closed the door behind them.
"Alright cut! Good work people, let's continue on to the next scene!" The director said.
"How did you think of that Jiraiya-sama?" The director asked as they moved on.
"It was good, but I hope the next scene is played out well...It's a very important one." Jiraiya replied and grinned widely.
"Last time it worked out great, Yukie-chan is really good at this." The director replied.
"Alright take your places everyone!" The director shouted.
"Beach cottage scene 2, take 1! And..." The cutboard guy said.
"Action!" The director yelled again.
Yukie started pushing her male co-player towards a conviently placed bed and just as they reached the edge of the bed, she started kissing him. The male co-player pulled her with him down on the bed. They shortly broke their kiss and Yukie started unbuttoning her blouse, what was interupted by short kisses between the two. When her bloose was open, Yukie moved her hand down in to her co-player's pants and her co-player moved one of his hand to the back of her back and snapped her bra loose. She tossed it off with one hand and her male coplayer was about to pull her blouse off.
"Cu-Cu-CUT!" Naruto and Gaara yelled as their faces turned blood red.
"Alright cut! Who the hell yelled that!" The director asked as everyone stared at Gaara and Naruto.
"We did!" The two boys yelled.
"Why the hell did you two brats yell that?" The director asked pissed off.
"Because you werea bout to shoot Hime without her clothes!" Naruto yelled.
"I-I...saw...Yu-yukie's..."Gaara said craddling back and forth.
"Kid, do you know what kind of movie this is?" The director asked.
"Naruto I tought you were used to this kind of thing by now." Jiraiya said nodding.
"What! How can I be used to seeing Hime nearly have sex with anyone!" Naruto yelled.
"Ah! You said the s-word..." Gaara said as he plugged his ears with his sand and continued craddling back and forth in his chair.
"...What's up with you?" Naruto asked Gaara, who ofcourse couldn't hear me.
"The memories...they're coming back..." Gaara said as his eyes widened and then he started shivered.
"I knew this would be another one of your perverted stories Ero-sennin!" Naruto yelled and pointed acusing at Jiraiya.
"Now, now...Don't say such a thing." Jiraiya said sweat dropping down on his face.
"...I'm going to take a break. I'm out of the mood for this right now." Yukie said as she covered herself up and headed back to her dressingroom.
"Ah! Yukie-chan! Please come back! We'll have these boys removed!" The director yelled after her.
"Don't bother with it I'll be fine in half an hour..." Yukie said and continued walking.
"Arg! Everyone, half hour break...You! You go to her and make sure she comes back sooner then that half hour..." The director said to Naruto before leaving.
"Hmph...Whatever." Naruto said and turned towards Gaara.
"Gaara, are you like...ok?" He asked.
"Is it over?" Gaara asked in his normal stable voice as he unplugged his ears.
"Er...Yeah...Say why did you freak out?" Naruto asked as he questioningly looked at Gaara.
"First of all...I saw Yukie's b-br...breasts." Gaara said and blushed at the thought of it again.
"Second...You! You used the s-word which still haunts my being till this very day!" Gaara said and pointed acusingly at Naruto.
"Ok seeing your female idol's chest I can relate to why you'd freak out...but...why does that word haunt you?" Naruto mused.
"...After hearing the stories I've heard from my sister you'd fear it too..." Gaara replied.
"But didn't you have the same amount of fangirls as me and also have a strip club and such?" Naruto asked as he counted on his fingers.
"Yeah, so?" Gaara asked confused.
"And are you saying...that you are...still...fresh?" Naruto asked.
"...I bathed this morning." Gaara replied.
"I mean if you are still green." Naruto said.
"...Was I ever green? I don't remember being green..." Gaara replied as he questioningly looked at Naruto.
"...You don't get what I'm saying, do you?" Naruto asked as his eyes twitched.
"Yeah, you're talking complete nonsense to me..." Gaara replied as he blankly stared at Naruto.
"I'm asking if you're still a virgin." Naruto replied and Gaara's eyes widened.
"O-Ofcourse I am! Who would have done it already when you are my age!" Gaara asked and Naruto raised his hand and a couple of people who overheard also raised theirs.
"...I bet the other genin haven't." Gaara replied.
"Actually even Chouji did...so I'm pretty sure everyone has. And don't think of saying Shino because we all know that he's a ladies man since certain chicks dig the silent types..." Naruto said as he stared at Gaara, who was about to raise his hand to say something.
"...So I'm the only one left?" Gaara asked. aruto started counting on his fingers.
"Yup...That is...If you don't count in..." Naruto said and gained a devious smile on his face.
"Don't count who in? Come on who'se still sane like me?" Gaara asked.
"I would prefer the use pure over sane but...you know...My sister hasn't hooked up with anyone yet." Naruto said and nudged Gaara.
"See! Your sister is like me!" Gaara said, not getting what Naruto actually meant.
"Exactly! Well anyway, you should get over your fears by looking at Yukie later on! I mean when you think about it, she's quite cute! I'm going to check if she's ready! I won't be watching later on though so you have fun! Bye Gaara!" Naruto said and quickly ran away from Gaara, who wanted to reply something but instead he grabbed his portable television and started watching a random channel.
"Oi, Hime. can I come in?" Naruto asked as he knocked on the door.
"It's okay Naruto you can come in." Naruto heard from the other side so he opened the door.
"Oi are you alri-" Naruto said but stopped as he saw Yuki lying on her bed in her underwear, while commonly reading a magazine. Naruto stuttered as he closed the door behind him.
"What is it? I want to relax and cool down a bit before I need to get back to the set..." Yukie said as she stared at Naruto.
"Uhm...well...Actually I'm here to ask you to come back to the stage...Well the director made me ask but still..." Naruto said as he looked away.
"What are you so shy about? Since you were on that set, I thought you were used to this kind of thing or something...Until your reaction, that is." Yukie replied.
"That's because Hime shouldn't do something like that and give Ero-sennin and all those other perv's such a sight..." Naruto softly replied. Yukie stood up from her bed and walked over towards Naruto.
"You have matured a lot since we last met, haven't you..." Yukie said, getting Naruto attention. Before he knew what happened to him, Yukie tightly embraced him, pressing his face against her chest.
"I'm glad you came...It's a lonely life sometimes for an actress and princess like me..." Yukie said as she ran with her fingers trough his hair.
"Wha-what?" Naruto said, who was ofcourse blood red in the face, his face still being pressed against her chest.
"You've been with a woman before...I heard it out on the streets...Naruto...I want you..." Yukie whispered. Naruto quickly pushed himself away from Yukie now.
"I can't! I have two girlfriends that I lvoe very much! I just can't!" Naruto exclaimed.
"Naruto...Please..." Yukie said with a red blush on her face.
"No...no...NO! Must stay faithful to Ayame and Hinata! But..." Naruto said and looked at Yuie in front of him.
"No!" Naruto comanded himself and grabbed his head.
"I won't force you to anything...but my body just longs so much for you...I almost can't stand it..." Yukie said as she unclipped her bra on her back. Naruto looked up to her, his hands dropped down and he stared lifelessly at her.
"Na-naru...to?" Yukie said as she looked confused at him, slightly holding up her bra to still cover herself. Naruto's eyes turned blood red and a red glow of chakra surrounded him.
"Sorry brat...But if you won't then I will..." Kyuubi told Naruto in his mind, with a large grin on his fox face.
"Naruto? Are you alright?" Yukie asked as a grin widened on Naruto's face.
"Almost couldn't be better." The Kyuubi's voice wasmixed with Naruto's. Yukie blinked at him and before she knew it she was back on the bed with 'Naruto' on top of her.
"So...You long for me, huh?" 'Naruto' said with a huge fox grin.
"More then anything..." Yukie said as she drew "Naruto's" face closer to her.
Back at the set Gaara was bored to death by the lame ass shows on tv.
"...This really sucks." Gaara said to himself as he turned off his portable tv. Gaara decided to walk around the set they were supposed to shoot at after the break. He took a good look at the beach part and wondered if he got the sand level's right.
"God I'm bored..." Gaara said as he sat down on the pourch that stood on the set. To his left he suddenly heard a lot of rumbling and stuff falling over, which caught his attention.
"Aw! Gomennasai! I didn't mean to...Ah! I'm late already! Please move aside! Oh aaaaaaaaaah!" Gaara heard a familiar female voice yell.
"What the hell are you doing kid! This is expensive equipment!" A staffman said.
"I said I'm sorry!" The girl yelled.
"Watch out that's the...!" Another guy yelled and sounds of more things falling over could be heard.
"Ah no! Is it broken?" The girl wondered.
"It seems okay...I hope so for your sake it is." A staffman said.
"I'm really sorry, but I'm late for a shooting." The girl replied.
"So you're the girl! Why didn't you say so earlier! Hurry up and get to the set...You have to see it before the break's over." The staffmember said.
"Ok! I'll be right on my way." The girl replied. A few moments later the girl ran out to the set and was now staring at Gaara.
"Hey, it's you. What are you doing here?" The blonde girl asked.
"You are...Naruto's sister." Gaara replied.
"HEY! I have a name you know! It's Ki-su-ne and you still didn't tell me why you are here. Could it be that you are in this movie as well?" Kisune asked as she tilted her head.
"No not really. And I'll remember your name." Gaara said.
"Not in this movie? Then what's up with those clothes?" Kisune asked.
"A misunderstanding..." Gaara answered a bit disappointed.
"Ow, well I'm going to be in this movie for a whole scene. It pays me a lot as well!" Kisune replied.
"Wait...You are in the movie that should work on this set?" Gaara asked.
"That's right. Is there something wrong?" Kisune asked.
"You don't know what kind of movie this is right?" Gaara asked.
"Yes I do, It's a romantic comedy and I needed to play the part of the lead actress' acquaintance that happens to enter her cottage when the lead actress is making out with her love." Kisune replied. Gaara stared at her, surprised that she actually knew what the movie was all about.
"Hey! I have a sudden great burst of inspiration! We should include a young couple in this scene!" The director said as he looked at Gaara and Kisune.
"What?" Kisune and Gaara replied.
"Yeah...I see it now. Yukie-chan and her lover are busy in the cottage and then all of a sudden her acquaintance and her boyfriend plan to use the cottage for themelves where they find the two being busy and decide to be busy from a distance as well." The director said. Gaara and Kisune just blinked at the director as he was jump from side to side to figure out the shots of the two.
"Yeah! You two should do this scene together! Right now! I'm inspired!" The director said and pressed the two against eachother.
"Wait! Wait! Wait! I'm not emotionally prepared for such a thing!" Kisune said and wrestled free from the director's grasp.
"Ow! I see! People! Get these two a private room! They need to emotionally prepare for a scene!" The director yelled and instantly staff members came, picked Gaara and Kisune up and carried them to a room. Gaara floated on his cloud of sand in the centre of the room and Kisune sat on the other side in a comfy sofa chair. There was a silence between them as both of them were staring at the floor.
"So...We've put ourselves in an interesting situation again, haven't we?" Kisune broke the silence.
"Again?" Gaara asked in reply.
"Don't you remember? Back at the beach being chased by Naruto-niisan's fangirls and yours?" Kisune asked.
"I don't consider that interesting..." Gaara replied.
"But you saving us both is." Kisune said smiling.
"It's no-..." Gaara wanted to reply but was cut off by Kisune. "Nothing? If it weren't for you we would've been crushed by two hordes of crazy girls! I still didn't get to say thank you properly too." Kisune said.
"...I think I should wear something else for the scene we've been dragged in..." Gaara said as he stood up from his cloud of sand.
"Huh? You mean changing your clothes? Right HERE?" Kisune asked.
"Where else?" Gaara asked as he walked up to a long racket of clothes that stood in the room.
"Uhm...yeah...you've got a point." Kisune said and turned around in her chair as Gaara headed behind the board where you are supposed to change clothes behind. (A/N: ...Dunno the word, sue me...Ain't in my dictionary either ...But you get what I mean, right? RIGHT!) A while later Gaara returned and put down his cosplay outfit on a cloud of sand.
"Hmmm...Should I change clothes as well?" Kisune wondered.
"I think you look ok just like that..." Gaara replied. Kisune stared at Gaara with a blush for a second then put on her trademark wide smile.
"Thank you, but I should put on something that's even nicer. I'm going to change my shirt." Kisuen said as she stood up. Gaara shrugged and watched Kisune go trough the line of woman's clothes. She grabbed a couple of things out of it, and took off her jacket.
"Hey, no peeking...Even though you're cute, you still aren't allowed to peek!" Kisune said, making Gaara gasp and sweatdrop. Realising what she just said, Kisune blushed and turned around not to show it.
"Er...I won't peek. I'm not that kind of person" Gaara said as he turned around.
"Then that's a good thing." Kisune said. Gaara then even plugged his ears with his sand.
"More bad thoughts will give me another emotional trauma...Why the heck am I going to be in a l-lo...I can't even say it...scene with Naruto's sister?" Gaara thought. After a few seconds he felt Kisune pat him on his back so he unplugged his ears.
"Well, do you think this will work?" Kisune asked as Gaara turned around. He let his eyes wonder over the blonde fox girl and notced she was now wearing a corset instead of a normal shirt.
"You look...good." Gaara managed to bring out after gulping.
"Hmmm...Don't you think I should wear it in a different color? White isn't really my thing." Kisune replied as she poked her corset. Gaara just turned around again, figuring she probably take it off soon. He heard the sounds of clothing being shuffled and suddenly Kisune embraced him from behind, pressing herself tightly against him.
"Please look this way again." Kisune said in a calm seducing voice that made Gaara stiffen up even more.(A/N: ...-- yes people in that way too if you'd like to think of Gaara that way) Gaara hesitantly turned his body as Kisune let go off him.
"Haha! Foo-led you. You thought I was topless, didn't you?" Kisune said smiling. Gaara let out a sigh of relief as he saw Kisune wearing a bra.
"What the hell did you sigh for! Seeing a girl in her bra isn't something to sigh about!" Kisune said slightly ticked off by Gaara's reaction.
"Ah...It's just that I'm kind of used to that by seeing my sister in her bra almost every day." Gaara replied.
"Ow...well I shall put on my t-shirt again. Hihi...You should've seen your face." Kisune said giggling as she put on her shirt.
"Say...Gaara-kun...Have you...ever kissed a girl before? Like a real kiss?" Kisune asked blushing.
"...No." Gaara replied.
"I haven't kissed a boy before either..." Kisune replied blushing. Gaara blinked and looked at her with a 'Why do you bring this up' look.
"They'd probably want us to kiss during that scene so...how about we...try it out first?" Kisune said, whispering the last part.
"What?" Gaara asked in a calm voice.
"You know, practice the scene a bit where we should get together and then...make out." Kisune said.
"Yeah, I don't want to do it over and over again in front of the camera..." Gaara replied as he looked away and nodded.
"Ok, then how about this..." Kisune said as she grabbed Gaara's hands and put them around her waist. Kisune pulled her face closer towards his and closed her eyes. Gaara followed her example and closed his eyes as well. A second later he heard Kisune coughing really loud and didn't sound very good so he opened his eyes. Gaara's eyes widened as he saw a thick layer of sand covering him mouth and jaw.
"What the hell did you do that for?" Kisune asked as she stopped coughing.
"Eye vin't vo vis..." Gaara tried to bring out the words.
"It ain't funny! Why did you use your sand to cover up your mouth! If you're not ready just say so, damnit!" Kisune replied.
"...Eye von't eally vontro vis vand ov mine all ze time." Gaara replied and slowly the sand removed it self from his mouth.
"You better not do that once we're on set!" Kisune yelled and walked away.
"I think I need to kick a certain someone's ass..." Gaara replied.
"Hah! Yourself you mean!" Kisune said and slammed the door behind her.
"Wow...Woman are scary...Now to kick the raccoon..." Gaara said and used his Takuneri no Jutsu. (A/N: It's the fake sleep technique he used to awaken Shukaku during his fight with Naruto if you wondered what that jutsu was.)
A few moments later Gaara found himself in the black 'empty' void as always, but he could feel Shukaku's presence there. Gaara quickly found Shukaku's ass and kicked it as hard as he mentally could.
"Ah! What the hell was that for!" Shukaku cried out.
"That is for being a lame ass guardian that doesn't know when to protect me and when not to." Gaara said.
"Er...I have absolutely NO idea what you mean..." Shukaku replied and looked away.
"Hell yeah you do! You find it ok when a bunch of crazy fangirls are about to do horrible things to me, but when an actually decent girl tries something on me you pull out that defense of yours! What the hell ae you exactly thinking!" Gaara said and continued to mentally kick Shukaku.
"OW...That...Hehehe..." Shukaku said as he used his tail to pick up Gaara, since Shukaku didn't really like being kicked in the rear.
"Listen up my little vessel, YOU shouldn't do ANYTHING with that girl unless you want to start the apocalypse on this planet." Shukaku told Gaara.
"...What are you saying?" Gaara asked.
"Unless you want him to win and us to lose, don't you...Wait...I've gotta think this over...hm..." Shukaku said and began to think as he continued to hold Gaara with his tail.
"You need to play a scene...I won't interfere with that...However, if you try to become really close like before with that girl after that, then I'll go and annoy you at night again." Shukaku said and put on a raccoon smile.(A/N: Immagine the full formed shukaku we saw with a smile and then you have a raccoon smile XP) Gaara gulped and stared in to the shining yellow eyes of his inner demon.
"I don't really understand...But...YOU are not going to bug me at night again." Gaara said.
"Good...Because once you bug me I have to bug you, you see..." Shukaku said and then tossed Gaara away. A few seconds after flying trough the void away from Shukaku, Gaara regained consciousness.
"...He keeps getting weirder and weirder every day." Gaara said and walked trough the door. In the hallway, he saw Kisune standing against the wall, still looking pissed off.
"Sorry about earlier, but a certain stupid part of me felt like protecting me again at moments where I don't need to be protected..." Gaara said as he walked passed her. Kisune's face lit up and followed the back of Gaara's head as he continued to proceed on his way.
"You coming or do I have to kiss a sand clone of mine for this scene..." Gaara asked as he stopped walking and looked over his shoulder towards her.
"That, you should!" Kisune said smiling and whacked Gaara around the head as she ran past him with a smile.
"...Now that, stupid raccoon...was something to protect me from..." Gaara complained to himself and calmly followed Kisune. Later that day, Naruto woke up floating on a huge cloud of sand.
"Good morning everyone...What the hell happened?" Naruto said as he let out a yawn.
"You tell me, I found you lying on the ground like this in Yukie-san's dressing room." Gaara replied.
"Ah! Hime! No you musn't!" Naruto yelled as he jumped up and noticed they were floating high above Konoha and thus immediately dropped back down on the cloud. Gaara stared at him and wondered what the hell he was thinking.
"Eh...Ok...I have no idea what happened after that moment...Say, how did Hime's shooting go? It's over already, isn't it?" Naruto asked.
"I didn't watch but from what I've heard from your sensei, Yukie-san's preformance was better then ever before and she demanded to do the scene 5x in a row..." Gaara replied.
"Wow...I guess I fainted leaving her like that must have..." Naruto said to himself.
"Leaving her like that?" Gaara asked.
"Eh! No nothing! She just wanted to talk to me about something and it kind of freaked me out so..." Naruto said rubbing the back of his head.
"I see...Anyway, you plan on staying much longer to chat or should I drop you off somewhere?" Gaara asked.
"Hehehe...I have an better idea." Naruto said grinning widely as he looked over the edge of the sand cloud.
Kyuubi: Woohoo! I got laid! I got laid! I got la-
Shukaku: (Kicks Kyuubi in the face) The hell you thinkin bastard! Trying to get your other vessel to seduce mine!
Kyuubi: Huh? Other vessel? Ow! you mean Kisune...She's not REALLY my vessel, you know...
Shukaku: She still has your chakra (glares at Kyuubi)
Kyuubi: ...I got laid! I got laid! You didn't because you are to afraid of what my female vessel might dohoo! I got laid! I got laid! (continues chanting same line over and over)
Shukaku: ...You'll feel my wrath in the next chapter
Kyuubi:(stops chanting) Hey, Shukaku...My demon senses tell me we should make some people scared being our demon selves...
Shukaku: Hmm...You're right...We should frighten people to death more with things other then we are doing right now...
Kyuubi: Let's tango!
Shukaku: Hell yeah! That will corrupt their minds even more! (starts tango with Kyuubi)
Kyuubi: We're so god damn evil (grins evillishly as he tango's with Shukaku)
Shukaku: ...I think this will cause emotional traumas for people? (continues tango)
Kyuubi: You think? (grabs a random rose out of nowhere and puts it in his mouth)
Shukaku: Naaaaaaah...(Grabs rose out of Kyuubi's mouth with his own)
A/N: ...I had nothing to do with that (A) Well as you heard from Shukaku, next chapter he WILL get his revenge buwhahahaha...ha...ha...Not to mention we'll see the Akatsuki again cheers! Ow and don't forget to R&R Till next time folks