A/N: yo people, a new chapter for you all to enjoy...This one is...Suggestive and ofcourse as promised it is mostly also a Gaara X Kisune chapter. I intended to put some Naruto stuff in this as well, but with the ending the way it is right now, I didn't like adding something about Naruto. Next chapter will be discussed as usual on the bottom of the chapter and some info there as well
Dual Rasengan: Haha, What else did you expect from Temari ? She is the oldest out of the 5 kunoichi genin in the show. Glad you liked the Kyuubi and Shukaku ending, I try to keep em good!
KatonKageNaruto: Read bottom for info about that XP
Chapter 23: Because I love you!
It was the day after the fake pimp contest. Team 7 was out training together once again today and had just ended their practice.
"Ne, Kakashi-sensei...Why do we stop training early today?" Naruto asked somewhat annoyed.
"Well...I have something to take care off...I'll see you guys later then..." Kakashi said while reading his Icha Icha Paradise book. Naruto let out a sigh once Kakashi popped off.
"Just when we finally got training together again...Oi, Kisune...Let's head home dattebayo." Naruto said with his hands behind his head.
"Hai, hai...Can we stop at Ichiraku's first? I'm kind of hungry." Kisune complained.
"Again...Really, you have the same effect on my money as using a katon jutsu on it..." Naruto said.
"Ano...Kisune-chan, could I talk to you about something?" Sakura asked.
"Hm, What is it Sakura-chan?" Both Kisune and Naruto replied.
"It's something that's none of your business, Naruto! So let me talk to Kisune in private!" Sakura yelled.
"Whatever...Kisune, hurry up and come home soon..." Naruto said as he left. Naruto thought of eavesdropping on the two but he didn't really needed to know anything more about what Sakura has on her mind. After all, his concerns were Ayame and Hinata.
"What is it Sakura-chan?" Kisune asked.
"Ne, Kisune-chan...What would you when you have a boyfriend you like a lot and then another relatively cute guy would confess to you?" Sakura asked.
"Hmmm...I really wouldn't know...Probably just stick with whoever I'm dating then I guess...Why are you asking?" Kisune asked. Sakura just blushed and started fidgeting with her fingers.
"Ah! Could it be that a guy confessed to you Sakura-chan! Aww...how cute...Who was it?" Kisune asked smiling.
"Yesterday...Gaara-kun confessed to me..." Sakura said blushing, while Kisune looked shocked at her.
"Ah...I see...Gaara-kun huh...? Well he's no good! You should stick to Lee-san! Really that red haired boy from sand is just NO good at ALL!" Kisune exclaimed.
"I don't know, he's kind of cute...But you're right about sticking to Lee-san, I guess..." Sakura said.
"That's right, That's right." Kisune said nodding.
"Then...Can I ask you another thing?" Sakura asked, now suddenly blushing even a deeper shade of red.
"Ofcourse, ask away." Kisune said smiling.
"Do you know how to...entertain yourself when you need to be...entertained and your boyfriend isn't around?" Sakura asked.
"Huh? That's all?" Kisune asked and Sakura replied with a nod.
"Ofcourse I do! Naruto-niisan always let me entertain myself at home when I need to be entertained and all!" Kisune said cheerful.
"What? No lie?" Sakura asked as she looked up.
"It's true, He finds it ok to let me entertain myself where ever I want to...On the sofa, in bed, on the kitchen table, even in the bathroom! But..." Kisune said as she looked from side to side.
"But...what?" Sakura asked.
"I prefer to entertain myself in the forest since it's more nice..." Kisune whispered. Sakura madly blushed at hearing this and looked towards her feet.
"Ano...Kisune-chan...Could you like...teach me?" Sakura asked.
"Ofcourse, ofcourse I wouldn't mind at all! Actually I'd love to teach you!" Kisune said cheerful.
"What! Really!" Sakura exclaimed.
"Yeah! Let's go to my favourite spot to entertain myself!" Kisune said as she dragged Sakura into the forest. After a while they reached an open spot in the middle of the forest.
"Tada! This is where I like to entertain myself from time to time! Ain't the setting just perfect?" Kisune proudly presented the open spot.
"I didn't know we had cherry blossom tree's in this forest..." Sakura said as she looked amazed at the envirement.
"Well let's get started then, just follow my lead!" Kisune said as she walked to the centre, Sakura following closely and standing right across Kisune.
"First off, I'd like to sit back stretched out, supporting myself on my arms..." Kisune said as she took the position, Sakura copying her.
"Then I close my eyes and enjoy the breeze and sun..." Kisune said as she closed her eyes. Sakura did the same and slightly blushed as a soft warm breeze flew over her cheeks.
"Then!" Kisune said as she sperred her eyes open again.
"Yes?" Sakura said as she looked at Kisune.
"Sit Indian position!" Kisune said and so she did with Sakura quickly copying her.
"Now all we need is the proper equipment..." Kisune said as she put her hand into one of her pockets.
"I heard about that before...But can't we do that ourselves?" Sakura asked.
"Well you could do it with the dirt, but it would get a bit messy then, wouldn't it?" Kisune asked smiling.
"Ah...I see...I never knew that..." Sakura said as she closely watched Kisune.
"Then you take it out and tada! The mini shougi board ready for first class entertainment all by yourself!" Kisune yelled cheerful as she held out a pocket version of a shougi board. Sakura fell over and instantly got back up.
"Kisune-chan! I didn't mean that kind of entertainment!" Sakura yelled blushing.
"Huh? Then what do you mean?" Kisune asked.
"I...I can't say it out loud...Can I wishper it into your ear?" Sakura asked. Kisune put away the shougi board and nodded. Sakura crawled over to Kisune on all fours and whispered something in Kisune's ears, which made her blush just as bad as Sakura,
"Well...I know how to...but...I..." Kisune said blushing.
"Can you please teach me! I can't ask anyone else!" Sakura exclaimed.
"But...Won't it be...kind of embarrasing? I mean...I happen to have...some experience with it but..." Kisune said blushing.
"Please, I really need to know!" Sakura yelled blushing.
"Alright but...That does mean you have to do something for me then..." Kisune said.
Later that day, to be exactly after the sun had long set, Gaara was on his way to the Uzumaki residence. He promised Kisune a date, in order to keep it silent from Naruto that they had multiple kissing scenes at the movieset the other day.
"Hehehe...Torment...Nightmares...Suffering!" Shukaku exclaimed in Gaara's thoughts.
"...I'm not going to do anything with her aside from give her dinner so don't count on it..." Gaara thought. He knocked on the door once he finally had gotten to the place. Kisune opened up and stared at him.
"Alright, hold up... I'll be right there." Kisune said and slammed the door in his face.
"...Hi." Gaara replied. Ten minutes later Kisune came back out.
"Alright let's go..." Kisune said.
"Wow...Is she just nervous all of a sudden or did something make her cranky instead of hyperactively cheerful..." Gaara thought as he raised an eyebrow.
"Where do you want to go?" He asked.
"Anywhere is fine..." Kisune said.
"Alright, then how about that one over there? Across the fence?" Gaara said as he pointed out a restaurant that could be seen from Naruto's door.
"Ok..." Kisune replied. Gaara made his sand lift Kisune and him up and float them towards their destination.
"Table for two..." Gaara said inside the restaurant.
"Did you have reservations, young sir?" The waiter asked.
"No...Do I need to have them then?" Gaara asked.
"Let's see...Ah yes here it is...I happen to have a table for two free near the windows will that be fine, young sir?" The waiter asked. Gaara looked at Kisune, who somewhat stuck her nose up in the air.
"...That will do..." Gaara stated.
"Please this way, young sir and madam." The waiter said and guided them to their spots.
"Anything to drink before I bring you the menu's?" The waiter asked.
"A regular coke would be nice." Gaara stated.
"Diet coke for me..." Kisune said as she stared out trough the window.
"Alright I think we still sell that here..." The waiter said.
"Good luck, old chap." The waiter whispered to Gaara as he left.
"Ow boy...How great..." Gaara mused. Gaara stared forward, looking at Kisune who was absent mindedly staring outside.
"Well atleast she isn't very demanding...That's a relief..." Gaara thought.
"Hah, just you wait! She'll turn around! I know she will! Then I can make you suffer! Mentally bleed! Torment you! Fwahahahaha!" Shukaku said.
"Don't count on it raccoon...I think she's thinking about some other guy and not about me...Even so it's weird for her not to be all happy and cheerful..." Gaara thought.
"Hmmm...That's right...that is weird...Wait a minute...Wouldn't...Shouldn't...something IS wrong HERE!" Shukaku exclaimed.
"What the hell you jappping about raccoon?" Gaara thought and there was only silence.
Shortly after the waiter returned, surprisingly with your average soda that you can get at fastfood restaurants. He then also handed over the menu's and told them he'd return shortly.
"I'm going to the bathroom..." Kisune stated and walked off.
"Hmmm...Maybe that stupid raccoon was right...Something might just be wrong here...Better check it out..." Gaara thought as he stretched out his arm and opened his hand. Sand gathered in the palm of his hand and turned into an eye. Gaara squeezed it and made the sand scatter towards Kisune. He closed his normal eyes once his third eye regathered in the woman's bathroom.
"And...?" A voice said. Kisune was covered in smoke and returned into Sakura.
"I don't know, but he doesn't seem to care if you are uninterested or not." Sakura said as the real Kisune stepped forward.
"Damn it...That's no fun...We've got to step this up a nudge! Just totally ignore WHATEVER he says." Kisune said.
"Then, what should I order?" Sakura asked.
"Anything you'd like, It's not like he knows what kind of food I'd take." Kisune said.
"Alright then, I'm going back in." Sakura said and transformed into Kisune again.
"I'll be spying on you two from a distance then." Kisune said. Gaara opened his eyes again and made his third eye disappear.
"I see...No wonder she wasn't acting all happy and cheerful, It ain't her...Hmph...This could be a fun game." Gaara smiled as he was starting to plot a devious Naruto-like plot.
Not long after that Sakura came back and sat down across Gaara without saying a word. Just then the waiter came and they ordered what they wanted to eat. Not long after they had their meals and started eating. Gaara had just finished his plot in his mind.
"You know Kisune, I have something to say to you..." Gaara said. Sakura looked from the top corner of her eyes towards Gaara and noticed Kisune hiding not too far away from them.
"Yesterday, before you came with that letter...Naruto and I were screwing around a bit." Gaara stated as Sakura plainly continued eating.
"So we wanted to see how smart that Sakura girl on your team really was." Gaara said as he took a zip of his drink. Sakura's eyes shot up and stared at Gaara.
"Not only that but we wanted to know if she liked me...So I faked a confession to her. You should've seen her reaction." Gaara said and started laughing. Sakura stared at Gaara and Kisune stared at the back of his head.
"Really! I thought she was smarter then that...Even I would most likely blush if I confessed for real to someone...And she didn't even notice that I just had my plain old face. And you should've seen hers! It was more red then her dress and she ran away squealling her longs out." Gaara said and continued laughing. Sakura shot up and stood with one foot on the table as she returned to her normal self.
"That was a joke! It wasn't funny at all you prick!" Sakura yelled. Gaara looked serious again, made his sand wrap around Sakura and pull her back down.
"Kisune...Hurry up and comeout before I make you come out..." Gaara stated. Kisune, now knowing he had known she was there for quite sometime, walked towards the table.
"Really, you two...Playing a joke on me because Naruto forced me to do a joke on Sakura here? I'm out of here...Enjoy the meals if you want to." Gaara said as he stood up, made his sand return and left the building. Gaara calmly walked back towards his hotel.
"Well atleast it saved me from any other troubles..." Gaara thought as he walked over a bridge.
"Gaara-kun! Hold up!" Kisune yelled as she quickly ran after him. Gaara halted, even though he didn't really know why. Out of breath, Kisune finally caught up with him.
"What do you want?" Gaara asked.
"I...I wanted to apologize...I'm sorry..." Kisune said as she breathed really heavy.
"For what? It's not like I have a grudge against you two..." Gaara stated.
"I thought it was a dirty trick you did on Sakura...confessing while her boyfriend was out of town...So I wanted to get back at you while not knowing it was all a joke." Kisune explained.
"It's ok, it's not like I hold a grudge like I said before..." Gaara said and turned around to continue on.
"Then...Will you go out with me on a real date now?" Kisune asked blushing.
"I promised you one and I gave you one...That you decided not to come to it normally isn't my problem." Gaara stated.
"Then I will tell Naruto-niisan that you and I kissed!" Kisune yelled.
"What! You promised you wouldn't if I took you out on a date and I did!" Gaara yelled back at her.
"Why are you so hell bend on not letting anyone know we did that! It's not like it was embarrassing!" Kisune exclaimed.
"Why are you so determined to let everyone know we did!" Gaara threw right back at her.
"I asked you first!" Kisune yelled.
"So what, hurry up and answer me!" Gaara yelled back.
"I refuse to answer first! You answer me first!" Kisune yelled.
"Because it just so happens that I'm going to be tortured to death by your brother then and if not I'd be tortured to death in my mind for liking you!" Gaara yelled, making Kisune go silent.
"Ehm...I'm going now..." Gaara said and started to walk off.
"Oh no you won't!" Kisune exclaimed.
"Why wouldn't I?" Gaara asked in return.
"Because! I haven't answered your question yet!" Kisune yelled.
"Tsch...Like I care..." Gaara said and started to walk away again but was stopped all of a sudden.
"It's...It's because..." Kisune's voice trembled as she hugged Gaara from behind. Gaara didn't like being hugged, he just didn't like it for some reason. Yet for something told him to stand still and listen what the blonde girl had to say to him. He heard her sniff a couple of times.
"She...is crying?" Gaara wondered.
"It's because I love you!" Kisune yelled as tears fell down her cheeks.
"Torment...! Nightmares...! Horror...!" Shukaku said in Gaara's mind and continued chanting those lines.
Shukaku: Torment...! Nightmares...! Horror...!
Kyuubi: Power! Infinite POWER!
Shukaku: ...what?
Kyuubi: Nothing, but you do realise that also gives me points...
Shukaku: ...I hate it when you're right, bastard fox...
Kyuubi: You still haven't beaten me at Rock paper siccors so next one is also mine!
Shukaku: Yeah but that plot we talked about yesterday for our good Akatsuki friends, gives me the most points! So there!
Kyuubi: I'll still beat you with the next...2 events!
Shukaku: We'll see bastard fox, we'll see...
A/N: Well aren't I the mastermind of evil with such an ending (A) Just to let you all know, the next chapter won't contain the truth about what happened after that (A) As for how much chapters are left till the ending:
This fic will atleast last untill chapter 36 and the end of the story starts around chapter 30... This is only an estimate since I can always add more idea's and such so it might be longer but the ending of the story will be 6 chapters long atleast. Other then that, the next chapter might be up bynext week, might be sooner...You'll see. It's going to be another fun chapter to make you all laugh for sure! R&R again! And take care while I'm writing the next chapters :)