überKewl
(Crazier than crazy!)
Okay. Mix 1 cup of the 'Baby got back' song by Sir-mix-a-lot with 1 cup of salad, add a pinch of OOCness-ness, and 2 gallons of craziness.
Bake in your socks for 2 hours and let it cool for five minutes.
Disclaimer: Huh? I dissed a claimer? I SWEAR I DIDN'T BET ON IT! Oh... OH... Yeah, I don't own Inuyasha or anything else... Copyright 2005...
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Kagome Higurashi sat up in her bed, covered in sweat. Damn her house got hot in the summer. She looked over at her alarm clock, it read 7:45am, she might as well start getting ready for school. She trudged over to her closet and picked her school uniform out of the massive amount of clothes. She took her pajamas off and put the uniform on.
Kagome, who was exhausted, stumbled over to her bed and collapsed on it, sleep threatening to take over her, she once again got up and made her way over to her dresser and brushed her hair, deciding to do something different, she put her hair up in a bun.
Once Kagome was satisfied enough to step outside of the shrine, she went downstairs and into the kitchen, everyone was just finishing up breakfast, she sighed, wondering why no one ever told her anything, I mean, she could be sleeping and her grandpa could die, and no one would wake her!
"Ah, sorry dear, I told Souta to wake you, I guess he forgot!" Kagome's mother said, cheerful as usual, Kagome looked at Souta, who threw her a sheepish smile, Kagome seethed. Forced to eat a granola bar; again.
She grabbed a few chocolate chip granola bars and walked over to the front door, putting on her shoes, she ran outside, eating the granola bars as she went.
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Kagome arrived on school grounds, just in time too, once she set foot in the building, the warning bell rang. She ran over to her locker, forgetting that she didn't bring anything. She sighed and walked into her classroom, to be greeted with whispers. Suddenly Houjo was by her side, looking confident as ever, Kagome knew what was coming next.
"Kagome, I would be honored...well... Will you be my wife!" Houjo asked, okay, so maybe Kagome didn't always know what would come next. Apparently, the whole class heard, because all the whispering stopped and the next thing she knew, all eyes were on them.
'What the hell? I honestly think he's drunk, or he got dared to ask me...' Kagome thought to herself, she looked at her friends, they gave her a look that said, 'You reject, you crazy!'
So much for friends being there for you.
Kagome smiled sheepishly and decided that she didn't want to go to school anymore, so she turned around and suddenly bolted out the door and out of the school, she was NEVER going to school again, okay, so she would never get into Tokyo University, she didn't really care. All that really mattered was getting the Shikon Jewel and killing Naraku, who pretty much had the whole thing anyway.
Kagome suddenly heard police sirens behind her; she ducked behind a bush as they stopped right by her.
"Higurashi! Come out with your hands behind your head!" One of the officers yelled, Kagome did as she was instructed.
"What are you doing, running away from school?" One of the officers asked, Kagome made up an excuse.
"One of the boys tried and force me to marry him, so I ran away from him..." Kagome said, looking at the ground, trying to create a sad air around her. The cops looked sympathetic.
"Oh, okay" they said in unison and drove away.
Kagome had a dumbfounded look on her face.
'The donuts must've gotten to them' Kagome thought before running home as fast as she could.
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'Yes! Kagome is coming back today!' Inuyasha thought, sitting in the God Tree, as usual, everything was going smoother than normal, Shippou hadn't even bothered him the whole 2 days that Kagome was gone.
Miroku hadn't either... wait, something was going on here, or, maybe they just learned not to mess with him while kagome was gone,
Inuyasha was betting on the second one, but then he started doubting it and his mind leaned towards the first one, as they always were planning annoying and unusual things to get to him.
Inuyasha just decided to count his blessings and not bother himself anymore about it.
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Somewhere in the bushes, Miroku and Shippou were spying on Inuyasha, getting ready for their master plan, which involved gum, water, and salad.
Shippou sneaked over towards the direction of the well, it was time for phase one, bubblegum crisis.
When he was in his desired position, he winked at Miroku, who stuffed a wad of gum in his mouth and started chewing.
Shippou transformed into kagome and walked over to the tree Inuyasha was lounging in; Inuyasha spotted 'Kagome' and looked surprised.
"Back already?" he asked, jumping down from his tree, 'Kagome' nodded.
Miroku snuck up behind Inuyasha and spit the gum in his hair; Inuyasha whirled around and growled at the monk.
"What did you do Miroku!"
Shippou turned back into his regular self and grabbed the salad in the bucket to the far left, along with the bucket of mud, while Inuyasha was busy threatening Miroku, Shippou ran up to Inuyasha and poured the mud all over him, then, he dropped the salad over his head.
Inuyasha was pissed now.
Miroku and Shippou took this as a chance to run and ran far, far away, laughing like maniacs.
Inuyasha growled. He would deal with them later, right now, he needed to go take a bath and wash this shit off of himself.
So he was off, in the great quest of finding a hot spring...
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Kagome walked through the front door. Forgetting to take off her shoes, she ran upstairs and grabbed her huge yellow backpack, making sure she had everything she needed; she went back downstairs and wrote a note for her mom, who was most likely out, as she hadn't seen her yet.
She went out the back door and walked over to the well house, sliding open the door; she went inside, closing it carefully behind her.
She ran over to the well in the center of the room, planted her hand on the wooden frame and swung her legs over it. Dropping in the well, she felt the familiar feeling that she was in water as she was transported through time...
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THE END! Lol, just kidding, what do ya think? Don't go flaming already! It's only the first chapter! It WILL get better, whether you believe me or not: P