A/N: Wow I'm on a roll...somewhat of a short chappy, but hey, I post my chapters as soon as they are done...So another chapter Hehe... Enough stuff to make you people bug their minds out...

Dual Rasengan: Go ahead, let me know when you make a fic about Shukaku and Kyuubi talking crap XP

DragoonVBK: Thnx, I'll try

BK/MDPK: Er...yeah it's T (A)...It's not like I've writting much explicit stuff...aside from one chapter with Neji and Tenten I guess...Other then that, it depends on what people's minds are set on XD As for chars that are OoC, which one do you consider like that? I try to keep them in char. but heck some just need to change for this story. As far as Jiraiya, I know but it's kind of hard to have Jiraiya around all the time when something happens that's crazy, besides he's more the kind of person that would watch more mature woman busy then kids that are around 13-15 years old. If I get more people saying that this fic is considered M the way it is right now, I'll change the rating but until then it's staying like this. Hope you get better soon!

madnarutofan: ...no it's not that. All will be explained in the final chapter, lol so just keep reading!

Chapter 24: No Rest For The Wicked!

"Finally...We're back in Konoha..." A tired Neji stated as he and his team walked trough the gates of Konoha, as the sun slowly rose up on the horizon.

"Yosh! Time for my morning training!" Lee exclaimed.

"That's the spirit Lee! Let your youthful spirit burn!" Gai exclaimed.

"Whatever...See you guys later...I'm too tired for anything right now and want to sleep." Neji said and then was pulled by his sleeve by Tenten.

"You promised..." Tenten said with shiny eyes.

"Ow...that's right...Tenten, please can't this wait until I'm rested?" Neji asked.

"Nope...You promised me." Tenten said as she shook her head.

Half an hour later Neji was lying next to Tenten in her bed, even more exhausted then before. He looked to his side and saw Tenten smiling, but there was someting in her eyes that bothered him.
"...Tenten, If you're not statisfied, I told you I was exhausted." Neji stated.

"It's not that...It's just that feels so...normal and not really exciting anymore..." Tenten said as she rubbed Neji's cheek.

"What are you saying...Are you bored with me?" Neji asked.

"No! NO! Not bored with you...It's just that I'd like to try different things with you." Tenten said.

"Just name it, You know I'd do anything for you..." Neji replied.

"Then..." Tenten said and started blushing.

"Come on tell me what it is so I can finally sleep..." Neji said.

"I want to make love to a female you!" Tenten exclaimed and quickly rolled over as Neji shot up.

"Say what!" Neji said.

"I think it might be interesting, you know..." Tenten said as she didn't look at Neji.

"Even so..." Neji said as he blinked at Tenten in disbelief.

"I want to know what it's like...and I'd also like to know how a female Neji would look like." Tenten said with a smile and blush on her face.

"But how the heck can I become a female? It's not like it will work if I henge myself a bunch of female curves, right?" Neji asked.

"Naruto-kun." Tenten said.

"Naruto? Ah I see...But how the heck could he teach me that?" Neji mused.

"Just ask him, he's a good friend of yours, isn't he?" Tenten asked.

"Yeah but..." Neji said as he rubbed the back of his head.

"Please Neji! You said you'd do anything for me!" Tenten exclaimed. Neji let out a sigh and found himself soon wandering the streets of Konoha, in search of his blonde friend.

"Let's see...It's still early so Naruto is probably at home..." Neji said as he let out a yawn.

Neji quickly headed over to Naruto's house and knocked on the door. Shortly after, the door was unlocked and opened by Kisune who only stuck her head.

"Good morning, Neji-kun. How's life?" Kisune said smiling widely.

"I could use some rest but I need to find Naru-(yawn)-to...first." Neji said.

"Well, Naruto-niisan is staying over at Ayame-chan's house right now so he should be there." Kisune said cheerful.

"...Ano?" Neji said as he stared at her.

"Hm, something wrong?" Kisune asked.

"Why the heck are you so cheerful so early in the morning?" Neji asked as he pointed at Kisune.

"Because! The sun is shining! The birds are singing! The sky is clear blue! It's just a great day today!" Kisune said as she jumped outside.

"You...you do realise you are completely naked right now, right?" Neji asked as he looked away with a slight blush.

"Ah! Sorry I forgot about that for a second...I like to sleep naked you know." Kisune said as she quickly hid herself behind the door again.

"Right..." Neji said and activated his Byakugan. To his surprise there was no other person in Naruto's house or around it so he figured she was telling the truth.

"Then...Ayame lives near the Ichiraku ramen stand, right?" Kisune asked.

"Hai, that's correct! Then take care Neji-kun and have a nice day!" Kisune said smiling as she closed the door.

"I swear...if she became even more hyperactive and grew a bunch of thick eye-brows and you'd have a female Lee..." Neji said as he rubbed his temples.

Neji continued onward towards Ichiraku ramen, while swinging from one side of the road to the other.

"This is the place I guess..." Neji yawned and headed inside the compound behind the ramenstand.

"Ichiraku Ayame's residence..." Neji read out loud as he watched the name plate on one of the doors.

He knocked on the door and then hung against the wall as he waited for it to be opened. A while later Ayame opened the door.

"Please tell me Naruto is here..." A tired Neji said who yawned once again.

"Hm...Yeah Naruto-kun is here...But it awefully early...Can't you come back later?" Ayame asked, who was also yawning.

"I can't go to bed until I've heard something from Naruto..." Neji said.

"Alright I'll wake him up for you...Please come in..." Ayame said and Neji walked in. It was a small hallway, leading towards a bigger living room, a bed room and a bathroom from what Neji could tell.

"Naruto-kun...Hyuuga Neji-kun is here to see you..." Ayame said as she shook Naruto awake.

"Huh...Neji? What is it so early in the morning?" Naruto asked as he rose up from Ayame's bed.

"I need you to teach me how to become a non excisting woman with all the aspects of one..." Neji stated as he yawned again.

"Huh...ow...Oiroke no Jutsu...That's easy...Just be good at henge, be able to transform into woman properly, know how a woman looks in bathing suits and how they look like when they are completely naked..." Naruto said as he dropped back down into bed.

"Can I practice in your bathroom?" Neji asked.

"I don't know why you want to learn it...but first just try to change into Ayame-chan..." Naruto said before closing his eyes.

Neji looked at Naruto's girlfriend, who was lying stretched out on her bed with her hands underneath her pillow.

"Wow...I never realised she was such a beautifull girl..." Neji said as he rubbed the sleep out of his eyes to double check. Neji then transformed into her and Ayame raised a smile.

"Quite weird to look at yourself when it's not really a mirror...you did it perfect as far as I can see...Please practice quietly in the bathroom and leave just as quietly..." Ayame said as she rolled over to hug Naruto.

"Yes ma'am." Neji let out before he realised what he was saying. Neji quickly headed into the bathroom and practiced for a couple of minutes.

"I guess this should be it?" Neji thought after a few tries and then quietly sneaked out of Ayame's house.

Neji wandered once again the streets of Konoha, where the sun now provided enough sunshine. He figured it was around 7 o' clock or something, so he quickly headed back to Tenten's house if he hoped to get some sleep today.

"I'm back..." Neji said as he entered Tenten's room trough her window.

"Did you learn it?" Tenten asked hopeful, as she jumped up from her bed.

"Yeah I think I did...Let's see shall we..." Neji said and transformed.

The smoke cleared up and Neji now was standing there, completely as a naked it female, with even longer dark hair then he usually had and a female Hyuuga face.

"There I can do it, Now can I sleep?" Neji asked as he rubbed the sleep out of his eyes. He looked at Tenten who was looking quite amazed at Neji and his new female body and voice.

"No! No sleep for you yet!" Tenten said as she grabbed Neji and pushed him down on to her bed.

A while later Neji was again lying next to Tenten, back in his normal male form.

"There...now I can finally sleep..." Neji said as he rolled over. He felt Tenten's fingers run over his body so he opened his eyes again.
"What is it...?" Neji asked somewhat annoyed.

"That was...interesting..." Tenten said blushing.

"...Actually I think it made me reconsider what I should do to you Tenten...so yeah you could use the word 'interesting'..." Neji thought.

"So..." Tenten said as she got up out bed with a sheet wrapped around her body.

"So?" Neji asked suspicious.

"I kind of got excited a lot while I left so I started thinking about what else we could do..." Tenten said.

"Ow...ok..tell me what you thought up when I'm awake again..." Neji said.

"So I called the 24/7 openMature shop and ordered a LOT of stuff and got even more excited so Neji I want to use that stuff on you right now!" Tenten said as Neji heard something move over the floor and his eyes sperred open.

"There really are a lot of stuff! Plus they gave me a book called 'How your guy can pleasure you in 30 different ways, for woman only' so I got even more excited! Neji I want to experiment with you all day!" Tenten said as she opened the bag and a lot of different stuff fell out, none of which Neji had never seen before. Neji screamed so loud that it made the birds residing near the training area's fly away.

"No, Tenten! I want to sleep! No! No don't do it! Tenten, I'm warning...AH!" Neji continued screaming. Naruto rose up from Ayame's bed and rubbed the sleep out of his eyes.

"Did I just hear Neji scream?" Naruto asked as he raised an eyebrow.

"Naruto-kun...That Neji...He's the cousin of Hinata-chan right?" Ayame asked.

"Yeah he is...What about it?" Naruto asked.

"I wanted to talk to you about Hinata-chan..." Ayame said and got a sad look in her eyes.

"Hm, what's wrong Ayame-chan?" Naruto asked as he lay back down next to her and stared at Ayame.

"Well...You've been spending all the time that I'm working with her, haven't you?" Ayame asked. Naruto's look widened and realised he pretty much did.

"I hardly ever get to see you anymore...You even don't visit me while I'm at the stand, you always come when I'm on a break...You don't ever visit me after work..." Ayame said as her eyes got teary.

"That I come when you are on a break isn't my fault, Kisune always happens to want to eat around that time...And I'm busy with the club and dating service...And I thought that you were too tired after work..." Naruto said as he wiped Ayame's tears away.

"But, you could just come after work to see me...Even if it's for a little while...or you could stay here and sleep next to me..." Ayame said.

"I'm sorry Ayame...I was just thinking that you'd want some rest then..." Naruto said.

"Baka...I can rest even better when I have you in my arms..." Ayame said.

"Then I promise, I'll come visit you more often at the ramenstand and after work!" Naruto exclaimed in his usual tone.

"That won't do!" Ayame yelled as tears flowed down her cheeks, kidn of surprising Naruto.

"Then..." Naruto said.

"You'd still spend more time with Hinata-chan then with me! I want that we either spend equall as much or more!" Ayame exclaimed.

"I understand...I'll talk to Hianta about it as well...I'm sure she understands it as well..." Naruto said calm.

"Also...Naruto..." Ayame said as she got up and crawled closer towards Naruto.

"I want you to do me more often...I don't care if you also do it with Hinata often...But I really want you...to...do..me..." Ayame said and kissed Naruto passionately Naruto closed his eyes and let he mood take control of him.

Later that day, when night began to fall, Naruto was at the Hyuuga compound taking a walk with Hinata.

"So you see Hinata...Ayame-chan is feeling really left out and misses me a lot...So either I have to spend way less time with you or spend a bit less time with you and more with Ayame..." Naruto said after telling how Ayame felt.

"Na...Naruto-kun...if Ayame-chan wants to spend more time with you, I understand..." Hinata said.

"But Hinata...won't you like..." Naruto said.

"Naruto-kun! Ever since you asked me out for Hokage-sama's party...I started believing you liked me...and after that Naruto-kun even told me, you did like me as I always liked Naruto-kun...I...I really...gained more confidence thanks to Naruto-kun...And I trust Naruto-kun that Naruto-kun doesn't lie to me...Because...Because...if you did..." Hinata said and her eyes and mouth started trembling. Naruto tightly embraced Hianta in a hug.

"Hinata...you really are a special girl...I'm not lying to you...I love you...and I love Ayame-chan just as much." Naruto said as he stroke trough Hinata's locks.

"Naruto-kun..." Hinata said with a red face and still some tears in the corner of her eyes.

"Hi--na--ta-sa--ma----!" A haunting voice sounded over the Hyuuga courtyard.

"Wha...What was that...?" Hinata wondered as she tightly grabbed on to Naruto.

"Na---ru---to-----..." The same voice now called out for Naruto.

"Is...is it a ghost!" Naruto wondered.

"Ahh...!" hinata cowered behind Naruto.

"He----lp me----...Sa---ve me----..." The voice called.

"I think it wants our help..." Naruto said.

"Naruto-kun! Don't go!" Hinata said as she stopped Naruto from going towards the sound. They then saw a ghoslty white appearance crawling towards them.

"Ahhhhh..." It let out.

"Ah! It is a ghost!" Naruto jumped up as it crawled closer towards them.

"Na-Naruto-kun...It's coming for us!" Hinata said as she nearly broke Naruto's arm wrist out of fear from the ghost.

"Wait a minute...That's no ghost..." Naruto said as he gave the 'ghost' a closer look.

"No...I'm still alive...somehow..." Neji said as he raised his head from the ground.

"It's Neji!" Naruto exclaimed.

"Neji-niisan! It ain't funny to sc-scare m-me li-like that!" HInata exclaimed.

"Hinata-sama! Please save me! She's going to kill me if you won't protect me! I can't take it anymore! I just want to sleep! But she! SHe! That demon! She just wants to use me over and over and over again! I was on a mission before where I couldn't sleep for 48 hours and I finally wanted to get some rest when I got back home! But...but that demon! She used me all day! It was horrible! No rest! No rest at all!" Neji exclaimed as he clutched onto Hinata's shirt.

"Ne-Neji-niisan..Let go,please! Else it might..." Hinata said but it was too late and her shirt ripped off, leaving her standing in her netvest she wore under it. She instantly shivered from the cold and tried to warm herself up with her arms.

"Here Hinata...I'll warm you..." Naruto said as he opened his jacket and took Hinata in to warm her.

"Naruto-kun..." Hinata said blushing madly as she wrapped her arms around Naruto.

"Oi! There is no time for that! Please save me before that demon comes back for me! Protect me from..." Neji said and then passed out.

"I wonder what happened to Neji..." Naruto said.

"But...We must take him inside or else he might catch a cold..." Hinata said.

"That goes for you too...I'd hate to think what your father would do to me if he saw me with you like this in the middle of the courtyard..." Naruto said putting on his fox grin. Hinata warmly smiled as she closed her eyes to enjoy the moment for as long as it lasted.