Sup homies! How has everybody been? Good? Good. Now, I know I said I'd update sooner, so I am. Good for me and you! OH yeah! Also, I've been bored lately, so I may update sooner then soon (considering the fact that the chapters are WAY short. But, let me tell you, now is the time that the story is about to change a little from the original. Now, let me reply to the reviews.
Scathac's warrior: Sorry. I thought it was a flame. Well, too bad. I used it to make smores. (ba dum kush.) Sorry, bad joke. And, I'm glad your amused!
Tsukiryoushi: Hey! I'm not sure I spelled your name right, sorries. Anyway, your right. The time in between is too long and the chapters are too short. So, I lengthened this chapter in your honor! Yippee for you! You better be happy or I could take this honor away from youz (yes that is MY word and none of you can take it. Thank you very much)!
Leo Girl45: Dude, I know you're my bff, but theirs something you need to do in your all of the stories you right. This isn't a flame, it's just, what would make it better. DO NOT USE SMALLER WORDS. Like if you want Robin to say "whatever", don't use w/e. DON'T! Also, try to make the people in your story, sound like how they actually are. It's confusing if they don't. See, in your last chapter, Slade was acting like Cyborg. Not amusing. But, also make sure your title fits. You know, out of all your stories, the only one with a well-thought-of title was 'Starfire's Past and Future'. And also, please put periods and commas where they are needed. That's my little pet peeve. Writer's who don't put periods of commas or put them in the wrong spot. I'm sorry Kels, I just want more people to wanna read your stories. Please don't get mad at me. You my bff. I'm sorry if you do get mad, but I only want to help you get more people to read your stories. Sorry.
Darkest Midnight: Well, I know it was a good filler, if you get filled up with a slice of cheese! So, also for you, I made this chappie longer. But, only if you promise to recommend my stories to your reviewers. I mean, I only got four reviews for this chapter. And, I'm trying to get a hundred reviews for this story. Please help!
Well, that was the replies, and, now, I introduce, THE CHAPTER! Wow, it was updated quickly, wasn't it.
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"Well," Mr. Green said as everyone entered the study, Mrs. Peacock was the first one to enter, she went down and sat on the sofa. Mr. Green looked down at Mr. Body; "there's no indication on how he died."
"No." Professor Plum said.
"This is terrible," Edward said. "This is absolutely terrible. This is not what I intentended."
"Not what YOU intended?" Mrs. White asked standing next to Mr. Green, Professor Plum and Miss Scarlet, Sara and Cornial Mustard behind them.
"So your NOT the butler?" Miss Scarlet asked crossing her arms.
Edward bit his lip. "Well," he said finally, "I'm not THE butler, but I'm A butler. In fact, I was his butler."
"So if he told you to invite us all to his house, why did he arrive late?" Mrs. White asked.
"I invited you," Edward said, "In fact, I wrote the letters. It was all my idea."
"Wait a minute," Mrs. Peacock said standing up," I-I-I-I-I- don't understand." She then walked over to Edward. "Why did you invite us here to meet your late employer? Were you esisting him to help blackmail us?"
"Certainly not," Edward said as he momentarily stood up.
"I think you had better explain." Cornial Mustard said.
"Ok," Edward said. "Please sit down, everyone."
Cornial Mustard sat down on a sofa next to Mr. Green. Mrs. Peacock went over to the sofa next to it and sat down, Miss Scarlet sat next to her. Then, Mrs. White sat at the chair near the back, Sara sat at the seat next to Mrs. Peacock and Miss Scarlet's sofa. Professor Plum looked around and saw no seat. He then went over and sat on the table in the right corner where the drinks were positioned.
"Now,'' Edward said, "When I said I was Mr. Body's butler, this was both true and misleading. I was once his butler, but it wasn't for his untimely death this evening that brought my employment with him to an end."
"When did it come to an end?" Cornial Mustard asked.
"When my wife decided to…end her life. She to was being blackmailed by this vile man, that now lays dead before us. He hated my wife for the same reasons he hated you. He believed that you were all truly un-American."
Suddenly, their was a crash. Everyone turned around to see Professor Plum on the floor, the table behind him had crashed down, breaking the glass and pouring out the drink. He stood up. "Sorry," he said.
"Well," Edward said, "For some reason, Mr. Body thought it was inappropriate for a senator to have a corrupt wife. For a doctor to take advantage of his patients. For a wife to, bring a husband to the end of his rope, and, so fourth."
"This is ridiculous," Mr. Green said. "If he was such a patriotic American, how come he didn't turn us into the police?"
"Well," Edward said, "He decided to put his information to good use, and make a little money out of it. What's more American that that."
Miss Scarlet did a grim smile and nodded.
"And what role did you play in all of this?" Professor Plum asked.
"I was a victim too," he said. "At least, my wife was. She had friends who were…socialists." He started to tear up. As tears rode down his face. (a/n: hahaha!)
Mrs. Peacock gasped. Miss Scarlet looked at Peacock and raised her eye brow and gave her the look that was like 'you idiot'.
"Well," Edward said, "We all make mistakes." Then, Mrs. White stood up and pulled a tissue out of her shirt (I'd like to know WHY IT WAS THERE! BUSTED TERRA…I mean, Mrs. White), walked over, and handed it to him.
"But," Edward said, wiping his eyes, "Mr. Body threatened to give her name to the House Un-American Activities Committee unless she named them. She refused, then he blackmailed us. We had no money! And, the price of his silence was for us to work for him for nothing, we were slaves! Well, to make a long story short."
"Too late," Cornial Mustard interrupted.
"The suicide of my wife prayed on my mind, and created a sense of injustice in me. The result, for me to get Mr. Body behind bars. AND, the best way to do it, and to save you from the same burden as well, was to get everyone face-to-face, tell Mr. Body of his crimes, then…..turn him over to the police."
"Well," Professor Plum said, "Everything's explained."
"Nothing's explained," Miss Scarlet said, "We still don't know who killed him." She puffed a bit of smoke out of her, from her cigarette (a/n: No, she didn't fart (that would be funny though) she blew it out of her mouth).
"And," Edward said, "the point is, we need to find out in the next 39 minutes before the police arrive."
"My gosh, we can't have them come," Mrs. Peacock yelled as she stood up.
"But," Mr. Green said, "how are we supposed to find out which one of you did it?"
"What do you mean," Professor Plum said walking over to Mr. Green, "Which one of you did it?"
"Well I didn't do it!" Mr. Green said walking to Edward.
"Well," Edward said, "Any of us could have. We ALL had a motive, and we all had an opportunity."
"Great," Miss Scarlet said, standing up, "We'll ALL go to the big chair."
"Maybe it wasn't one of us," Professor Plum said.
"Whose the other person left in this house?" Cornial Mustard asked as HE stood up. The guests all looked at each other for about three seconds.
"Only the cook." Edward said. He looked at Sara. Everyone looked at each other and stood up.
"The COOK!" They all yelled.
Ok, ok, I hope THAT was filling. And, I'll update as soon as I can, which WILL be soon.
