A/N: Yo people, a short notice here, I'll be placing two chapters at once so i'll comment reviews in the next one
Creds for this chapter go to the person who gave me this idea, sorry I was too lazy to look your name up, but thnx for giving me the idea! Hope you like it! Read and enjoy this and the next chapter!
Chapter 25: Who Let The Dawgz Out! Who! Who!
Neji opened his eyes. He was staring at a white ceiling that he recalled most likely being his own.
"Please tell that was all a weird dream..." Neji thought and then rolled over to see Hinata in Naruto's jacket.
"Ow god...Hinata-sama...please tell me this is a dream." Neji stated.
"Ehm...I think...Neji-niisan was a bit drained so he collapsed outside when he was screaming about some kind of demon...You even ripped my jacket so Naruto-kun had to give his to me..." Hinata said.
"Shit then that means..." Neji thought.
"Well...Tenten-san came to see you but I told her that you need rest and to come back later..." Hinata said. Neji let out a sigh of relief.
"But she insisted on waiting here...So I'll go get her now and tell her you're awake." Hinata said and left.
"Ah! No! Wait!" Neji yelled but it was too late. Neji cowered underneath his sheets as a few moments later tenten entered his room.
"Hey, Neji how are you doing?" Tenten asked smiling as Hinata closed the door behind Tenten.
"Get away from me you demon!" Neji yelled as he cowered even more under his blankets.
"Aww...That's not nice thing to say..." Tenten said as she entered Neji's bed.
"I'm warning you...Don't get any closer!" Neji said.
"...Don't worry I'm just here to cuddle with you..." Tenten said somewhat sad.
"Really? No more using weird things on me and all?" Neji asked as Tenten laid an arm around him.
"You know...Those things were fun, weren't they?" Tenten asked, Neji slightly shifting away from her.
"...No." Neji said.
"So---... you didn't like what we did with the kunai's AT all?" Tenten asked.
"You were slaving me to death when I was extremely exhausted...How the hell should I consider anything fun?" Neji asked.
"Hmm...I see...Then...How are you feeling?" Tenten asked.
"Well rested I guess, feels like I've been out for days..." Neji said.
"Whoa! you rally have a great recovery rate then...It has only been one day." Tenten said cheerful.
"Uh-oh..." Neji said.
"Ah! Don't worry Neji, I'm quite tired from yesterday! But I do have bought this ineteresting book that is for us both...Maybe you could enjoy it too." Tenten said smiling.
"...Atleast now I'm rested...But I'm still not going to do anything you suggest." Neji said.
"Huh, Why not?" Tenten asked.
"Because once you get started you are like a demon that won't quit untill I'm near dead!" Neji exclaimed.
"But I know you can last long if you are fully rested...So we could do a lot of interesting things." Tenten said as she ran with her finger over Neji's chest.
"...We'll see...Now let's just rest a bit more and cuddle with the non-demonic side of you." Neji said as he wrapped an arm around Tenten and pulled her closer.
"I know you liked it." Tenten said grinning.
"I don't know, we'll see..." Neji replied.
Meanwhile, somewhere near the Jounin office, Jiraiya was looking trough his telescope.
"Hehehe...This is some great inspiration as well...It looks like sometimes I don't even have to go to the hotsprings..." Jiraiya said grinning pervertedly.
He found himself watching an interesting situation in the Jounin office, where Kurenai, Anko and Asuma were position in an even more interesting position.
"Hehehe...This is going in to my novel for sure..." Jiraiya stated as he started writing.
"What the hell do you think you are doing, Jiraiya!" Sounded from behind him, shocking Jiraiya somewhat as he turned around.
"Ah Tsunade!...I was er...Just ehm...Enjoying the clouds in the sky! Yeah that's it! nothing for my novel at all! Certainly not in the Jounin office!" Jiraiya exclaimed as he nervously waved his hands.
"Jounin office? What's going on there?" Tsunade asked confused as she walked towards Jiraiya.
"Nothing it all, that's what I told you! So just go about your business again..." Jiraiya said.
"I fortunately have no business today...And who do you think you're fooling!" Tsunade exclaimed as she snatched Jiraiya's telescope out of his hands.
"Really, you are such a pervert...I bet it's a young jounin girl that wants to statisfy her needs in private and..." Tsunade stopped talking as she looked trough the telescope and into the Jounin office.
"Ah..You found out..." Jiraiya said disappointed and awaited a punch from Tsunade.
"That's...interesting..." Tsunade said.
"Huh? Come again?" Jiraiya asked surprised.
"I mean...I've been into some interesting positions in the jounin office back in the day as well but this..." Tsunade said as a blush formed on her face.
"Ow...I didn't know that YOU had been there as well..." Jiraiya said as he grabbed a second telescope and started staring as well.
"What do you mean as well? I've only been there twice...Once when I was sober and..." Tsunade said.
"One time when you were drunk?" Jiraiya asked with a smirk that hinted for more.
"AH! IT CAN'T BE!" Tsunade exclaimed.
"Hehehe...I remember being there with a blonde one time when I was drunk...And back in those days we didn't have many blond jounin, you know..." Jiraiya said grinning.
"Tsch...Keep your fantasies to yourself while I'm watching this..." Tsunade said as she continued staring into the Jounin office.
"Hehehe...I didn't know you liked peeping as well Tsunade. Maybe we could peep together more often..." Jiraiya said grinning.
"...I'm going to kill you when those three are out of the office...It's just that they are in such an interesting postion that I actually..." Tsunade said.
Meanwhile down on the streets of Konoha, Kiba was walking around in search of our friend Jiraiya.
"Geez, You'd think someone like him would peek all day long in the hotsprings and such...But he wasn't even there..." Kiba complained and let out a sigh.
Akamaru barked something and Kiba looked up.
"Huh? You smell him? Where?" Kiba asked and Akamaru replied with more barking.
Kiba looked to the building on his right side and then up. There he saw Jiraiya pervertedly grinning as Tsunade was shaking him back and forth.
"Oi! Jiraiya-sama! When Hokage-sama is done beating you, please come down here!" Kiba yelled. Tsunade slightly turned and looked at him and Jiraiya's grinning stopped.
"Hey wait a minute why in the world is Hokage-sama..." Kiba said and then everything around him went blank. A few moments later he opened his eyes again.
"Yo sorry about that..." Jiraiya said rubbing the back of his head.
"I was knocked out?" Kiba wondered.
"Ah..Yeah, Sorry, that's my fault...We were fighting at such a high pace that we didn't hear or see you and accidently knocked you out." Tsunade said rubbing the back of her head as well as she slightly blushed.
"Huh...Really? You Sannin people are great shinobi so I guess it's true..." Kiba said confused.
"Well Jiraiya, let's spar again sometime...See you around, bye!" Tsunade said as she left in a hurry.
"So...er...I heard you yell something about coming down here for something?" Jiraiya asked innocently whistleling.
"Ah! I almost forgot! Jiraiya-sama, I heard you are good at peeking at woman!" Kiba exclaimed.
"Ah! Who told you that! I'm the most decent man in this world!" Jiraiya exclaimed as he got odd looks from people walking trough the streets.
"Oi, Don't say such things out loud in public...What do you want anyway?" Jiraiya whispered.
"Ah I see...It's part of your strategy to get ladies, isn't it?" Kiba asked.
"Yeah something like that..." Jiraiya replied.
"Then! Take me in as your student and teah me how to get to see as many woman in full flesh as I'd like." Kiba said.
"Ow...I see, you are jealous of me aren't you...Fine I'll let you be my student...But not for free ofcourse." Jiraiya said as he stood up straight again.
"...I'm not very rich, you know, so don't ask a ridiculous price..." Kiba stated.
"I wasn't talking about money..." Jiraiya said as he held his hand up.
"Then what is it you are talking about?" Kiba asked.
"If you can show me a sexy babe, with every aspect of a woman, naked, I'll teach you in the ways of the Sennin." Jiraiya said grinning.
"Ah I see...Well...I know someone but I myself wouldn't consider her a babe." Kiba said as he looked away.
"Then who is it?" Jiraiya asked grinning pervertedly.
"My older sister..." Kiba said.
"Ah...I see...That should be interesting." Jiraiya said as he rubbed his chin.
"Then...Let's form a plan of action..." Jiraiya said as he jumped back onto the roof with Kiba.
"So when and where can I see your sister naked?" Jiraiya asked grinning.
"I guess it's my and your lucky day, My sister is giving all our families dogs a bath today. But since all her clothes used to get soaked by the dogs, she bathes with them and completely naked...Well...That is what SHE told ME...Might be just to scare me but Akamaru told me that she does." Kiba said Akamaru, who had been smiling the entire time, barked happy.
"Huh...why the heck are you smiling anyway?" Kiba asked, making Akamaru only grinning wider.
"So that's today huh? Where do I sit for the best view?" Jiraiya asked.
"I'll show you...I have to bring Akamaru home now anyway...I'll show you before going inside." Kiba said and so said so done.
A couple of minutes later, Jiraiya was sitting by the large bathroom window on the back. Since the backyard of the Inuzuka family was private property and basically a long stretched out grass field with some dogs running around free on it, there was no reason to conceal the bathroom window. So with some chakra clinging skills, Jiraiya was able to enjoy the show.
"Oi, Neechan! Be sure to watch behind Akamaru's ears! There was still some dirt there last time!" Kiba yelled.
"Hai, hai, Just let me do my thing without causing a scene like last time..." Kiba's sister replied.
She entered the bathroom, wearing a bathrobe and a whistle around her neck. She blew on the whistle and an army of dogs entered the bathroom. Jiraiya peeked trough the corner of the window, seeing everything, yet still being concealed. Kiba's sister closed the bathroom door and locked it.
"Alright you guys...Into the water now." Kiba's sister said as she pointed towards the extremely large filled bathtub.
The dogs just wiggled their tails and stared at Kiba's sister who felt kind of dumb for still trying this method.
"...Really, if I didn't know any better I'd think you are perverted nin-dogs..." She said as she took off the whistle and laid it down on the edge of the bathtub. She slowly took off her bathrobe and dropped it on the ground.
"Wow...She's quite a hotty as well..." Jiraiya thought as Kiba's sister let her hair out of the usual tail she had it in.
She entered the water and as soon as she sat down in the tub, all the dogs jumped in and started swimming around in the tub and crawl over Kiba sister.
"Come on fella's...You need to be washed..." Kiba's sister said as she was licked all over by the dogs.
"...Lucky dogs..." Jiraiya muttered as the dogs basically did what they wanted to Kiba's sister. Akamaru barked happily as he was right in front of her chest, that was mostly underwater.
"Ow yeah that's right, Kiba told me to wash your are reeeeaaaaal good..." She said as she rubbed Akamaru behindhis ears.
"Hey where are you swimming towards?" She asked as Akamaru suddenly started swimming away.
She crawled on all fours after him as good as she could in a bath tub filled with dogs. Then all of a sudden Kuromaru jumped on top of her from behind, causing her to slide away and fall into the water. She came back face upwards out of the water again and Kuromaru instantly started licking her face all over.
"Hey cut that out!" She squeeled as she pushed Kuromaru off her.
All the other dogs joined and Kiba sister couldn't help but tumble over and over again. Jiraiya, ofcourse enjoyed all of this as random body parts appeared time after time. All of a sudden Jiraiya needed to sneeze and all the motion in the immediate area stopped.
"Did you guys hear that as well?" She asked and one of the dogs barked.
"Sounded like it came from the window? I swear if it's my perverted little brother again needing to see a woman's body I'm going to kill him..." She said as she got out of the bath tub and walked towards the window. Another dog barked something as she approached the window.
"Cover myself up? No my brother has seen me before so it's no use now is it..." She said and looked out of the window and saw Jiraiya angsty clinging onto the wall. She screamed and quickly grabbed a towel to cover herself up.
"Shit, I'm caught..." Jiraiya said and jumped down. He heard the windows open above his head and he looked up. He got quite a view from Kiba's sister jumping down, but she was followed by her army of dogs, what he liked less.
"I'll kill you, you pervert!" She exclaimed as she started chasing him.
"You won't escape me!" She yelled as they entered the streets of Konoha.
"The hell I will!" Jiraiya replied as he looked over his shoulder and in that moment her towel dropped down.
"Ah you did it again!" She exclaimed as she quickly picked her towel up. Realising she was now among people she blushed madly.
"Get him my beloved dogs!" She exclaimed as she started rushing back towards their house.
"Crap...Now I need to get rid of those dogs..." Jiraiya thought as he continued running for his life. Jiraiya jumped over a fence and the dogs just as easily jumped over it.
"Crap...I almost forgot, these dogs are trained to fight..." Jiraiya said.
Jiraiya tried everything to escape from the dogs. Running over buildings, running over water, climbing up in a pole. But no matter what he did the dogs continued chasing him.
"Ah, I got it! I need to enter a place where they can't come...but...my hermit shelter is the other way so..." Jiraiya ponderd and then noticed the building up ahead of him.
"AH! I got it! I can hide in Tsunade's office." Jiraiya said and began running as fast as he could towards the building. However the dogs were slowly gaining in on him, so Jiraiya knew it was going to be a close call.
"Just...a few more...meters..." Jiraiya said as he closed in on the building.
Then all of a sudden the dogs jumped him, knocking Jiraiya down to the ground. Just as he was screaming for help and saying how in great pain he was by the dogs biting him, Tsunade and Shizune walked out of the front door. They stared blankly for a few seconds at the dogs biting Jiraiya.
"Alright, that's enough! Shoo, shoo! Go back home!" Tsunade yelled and the dogs instantly ran back towards the Inuzuka house.
"Thank you, Tsunade...You really are a great person..." Jiraiya said with tears flowing down his cheeks of happiness, now that he was saved.
"...Shizune help me carry this idiot inside so we can treat his wounds." Tsunade said.
A while later, Jiraiya was lying stretched out on a stretcher that Tsunade kept in her office. Jiraiya heard a certain song coming from above him.
"Who the heck is playing 'Who let the dogs out'...?" Jiraiya asked as Tsunade and Shizune put on some medic gloves.
"Naruto came earlier to me saying he wanted to listen to some music in the club and he hoped that it didn't disturb us too much...I think he had a sore throat as his voice was deeper then normally..." Tsunade said.
"How ironic for him to play that song right now..." Jiraiya stated.
"Ow just shut up...We're the ones that need to complain...We're about to pull your pants off." Tsunade said as she and Shizune walked over to Jiraiya.
"Eh! Why that!" Jiraiya exclaimed.
"Because you have dog bites all over your behind, Jiraiya-sama..." Shizune said and pulled down Jiraiya's pants.
"Wow that got you really bad..." Tsunade said.
"Can't you just give me a shot Tsunade and heal my wounds?" Jiraiya asked.
"That's what I'm going to do but...The dogs got you so badly that there is only one place left where I can give you a shot." Tsunade said and started grinning.
"And where might that be...?" Jiraiya asked in a tone that he really didn't want to know.
"Right...here." Tsunade said and poked the location where she needed to give him a shot.
"What! No way! You'd better be careful!" Jiraiya exclaimed.
"Hmm...You know...I've been quite clumsy lately...Maybe I'll suddenly trip and then..." Tsunade said grinning as she hold the injection needle up in the air.
"Aaaaaaah!" Jiraiya screamed.
Meanwhile upstairs, a possesed Naruto was dancing like crazy. Along with his possesed Kage Bunshins, they were singing along with the lyrics: "Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who! Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who!"