überKewl
kawaii meeh: Huh? Well... thanks for wishing me good luck, and I think I'm going to let on about Kanna's accident.
CandleFire: BWAHAHA! Of course it's random! I AM the ruler of randomness-ness-ness after all! XD
JulieMRose989: Are you crazy? I'm trying to be serious...here! AHAHA! Old man! XDD
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Warning: Kanna's accident is kind of... stupid.
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"Kagome, Sango, move out of the way." Inuyasha instructed as soon as the two girls arrived. They looked confused but did what Inuyasha asked anyway.
Inuyasha pulled out his sword and chopped down the tree behind the girls, everyone sighed. It was Naraku again.
"Oh god, what do you want now?" Inuyasha asked, putting his hands on his hips, tapping his foot impatiently.
"I forgot to get the soap from the wench/miko/thing" Naraku replied stupidly.
"Uh, hello? My name is Kagome, thankyouverymuch!" Kagome corrected Naraku. Everyone ignored her; they were more interested in the still-bloody half-demon in front of them.
"now, hand over the soap, or I will be forced to tell you what happened to Kanna!" Naraku threate... wait. Well, it wasn't really much of a threat; it was more of a curiosity booster for the Inu-gang.
"Ok, then tell us what happened" Sango said. Sitting down, she waited patiently for Naraku to explain. Everyone followed suite.
"Are you SURE you want to know?" Naraku asked, wondering why he was even talking to them, and why they weren't fighting him at all.
Everyone nodded.
Naraku started the story.
Flashback
Naraku woke up and got out of bed, walking out of his room he was surprised to see the castle drenched in blood.
'What the hell?' he mentally asked himself, investigating more; he eventually came across Kanna who was bleeding all over the place.
"What happened?" He demanded, Kanna looked up at him and tried to speak, but ended up puking up blood, Naraku, who was right next to her, got it all.
"PAH! SICK! I WILL KILL YOU FOR THAT!" Naraku roared, drawing his sword, he cut Kanna up, which resulted in blood squirting all over him, disgusted, he ran off to go find the school girl and steal the soap stuff she always carried around with her when she took baths.
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"Whoa, wait... YOU WATCH KAGOME TAKE BATHS!" Inuyasha yelled. He drew his sword and tried to kill Naraku, but Naraku was too quick. He turned on his heel and sped off towards the forest, presumably going back to his castle.
"Ugh, Michael Jackson wanna-be" kagome said, clearly disgusted that her greatest enemy watched her bathe.
"kagome, you do know that Michael was proven innocent..." Miroku commented, which earned him a slap from Sango. "THAT'S NOT THE POINT!" She yelled at him.
"who is Michael Jackson?" Shippou asked, looking at Kagome curiously.
"Oh, nobody, just some person" She replied, Shippou nodded and continued with petting Kirara, who purred.
"I'll get him one of these days..." Inuyasha quietly swore. Who wouldn't want to get him? Naraku? Spying on Kagome? Inuyasha was outraged.
"ok Inuyasha, we all know you're upset about Naraku..." Miroku started, Inuyasha cut him off.
"I AM NOT UPSET!" He yelled, grabbing Miroku's staff and bonking him on the head with it.
"Sure, sure, you keep telling yourself that..." Shippou said. Which earned him a glare from Inuyasha.
"so... who wants that ramen?" Kagome asked, everyone yelled 'I do!' simultaneously.
"Geez, finally, if Naraku hadn't come around, I could have been done eating by now!" Inuyasha said, annoyance layered in his voice.
"Of course you would be done Inuyasha, seeing as you inhale your food..." Miroku said, Shippou sniggered.
"Ah, shuddup!" Inuyasha barked at them. They sighed and looked at the pot of ramen.
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"mmm! That was good!" Inuyasha said happily as he finished off his ramen, kagome looked at him. She wasn't even a quarter of the way done with her ramen!
"Inuyasha, you shouldn't inhale your food!" Sango scolded.
"Ah, whatever, who are you, my mother?" Inuyasha snapped, Sango sighed and continued eating.
"You're a meanie!" Shippou came to Sango's defense. Inuyasha ignored him and walked out of the hut, going to go sit and think.
"What's wrong with him?" Kagome asked no one in particular, everyone shrugged.
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'Stupid fox, stupid humans' Inuyasha thought as he sat in his favorite tree, he had a tendency to think these type of thoughts when he was angry, and right now, I suppose you could say he was angry. As he sat there he started to calm down a bit.
"What am I saying, I'm the one who is stupid, pissing everyone off..." he said out loud. Shaking his head clear of all thoughts that were previously there, he drifted off to sleep.
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"hmm, do you think we should go and see what Inuyasha is up too?" Miroku asked, everyone nodded their heads no.
"He's probably brooding in a tree, as usual" Shippou said, everyone agreed, except for Kagome.
"I think I'll go see what he's doing, be right back guys" She said, waving back at her friends, she took off towards the direction of the god tree, which she was 99.9 sure Inuyasha was in.
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She looked up, Inuyasha was sleeping. Kagome grinned evilly, now was her perfect chance to get him back for earlier.
With a deep breath, kagome suddenly shouted out the word, 'SIT'. Inuyasha woke up as she said it, and found himself plummeting down to the earth. He braced himself for some major impact.
A cracking sound was heard as Inuyasha hit the ground. Kagome winced, she didn't think he was going to break any bones.
"Inuyasha?" she asked, making sure he wasn't dead, he let out a stream of colorful language as Kagome helped him sit up.
"What's broken? Do you know?" She inquired. Inuyasha growled.
"What is this? 20 questions? Of course I know what's broken, my arm is" he told her, kagome looked at the ground.
"Sorry." She mumbled, Inuyasha looked at her. "don't worry, it will heal up by tomorrow or maybe tonight". Kagome smiled, she helped him up and walked with him back to the village so Kaede could get him arm wrapped up, if she could find her that is, Kaede seemed to be busier than usual...
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"What happened to ye?" Kaede asked Inuyasha, who was surprised they could find her. Inuyasha told her that kagome had sat him from 20 feet up. Kaede looked at kagome, who blushed. "it was an accident" she said. Kaede smiled and finished wrapping Inuyasha's arm up. "there ye go, it should be fine by tomorrow." Inuyasha said nothing and walked out of the hut, kagome walked out after him.
"the least you could have said was thank you!" She told him, he looked at her.
'Feh' was his smart-mouthed reply.
Kagome 'humph'd and stalked away.
'Gee, there I go again, pissing everyone off' Inuyasha thought.
He thought about it for a moment and ran off in the direction that kagome ran off in.
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He found her leaning against a tree, looking annoyed.
"Kagome?" He got her attention. He walked over to her slowly and sat down next to her, taking a deep breath, he continued. "Um... well... Kagome, I'm... sorry." Kagome looked at him.
"Is it really that hard for you to say sorry? You didn't have to apologize you know." She said, Inuyasha looked at the ground.
"Let's head back, the others are probably wondering what we are up to, and knowing Miroku, well, yeah." Kagome said softly, Inuyasha smiled, knowing the monks perverted mind like the back of his hand.
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"I wonder what's taking Kagome so long..." Shippou wondered out loud. A perverted grin spread across Miroku's face. "You'll know when you're older" He said. Sango slapped him.
"Well, speak of the devil, here she comes right now! Inuyasha is with her too!" Sango exclaimed, everyone turned to look at them, they were holding hands.
"wow, now that's a change, I knew I was right about what they were doing!" Miroku said happily. Everyone stared at him, even Kirara.
"PERVERT!" Sango yelled, hitting him on the head with Hiraikotsu. Kagome walked up to them, looking confused. Inuyasha as well.
"Miroku and his nasty thoughts" Sango filled them in, they nodded knowingly.
"And they call you a monk" Inuyasha said, everyone laughed except Miroku.
"Well, I think I'll be going to bed now... so Uhh... see ya!" Miroku said quickly, grabbing the sleeping bag Kagome had supplied him with.
"ya know, I think we should all go to bed. We are going hunting for Shikon Shards tomorrow after all" Kagome said, everyone agreed with her, they all set up their sleeping arrangements and said their goodnights, Inuyasha went outside to go sleep in the nearest tree.
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Inuyasha woke up at the crack of dawn, due to a strange dream about Sesshoumaru smelling flowers in a pink field. He decided to go wake everyone else up, so he jumped out of the tree and headed for Kaede's hut, once he got there, he was surprised to see that everyone else was already awake.
"Oh, good morning Inuyasha, we were just about to eat breakfast! I brought some cheese for you!" Kagome exclaimed happily, Inuyasha almost drooled, cheese was his favorite food next to ramen, he grabbed a block of cheese and shoved it all in his mouth. Everyone stared at him.
"Whut? Nefer see anywah eet ceese eefore?" he asked. They still stared.
"Huh? What did he say?" Shippou asked, Inuyasha looked at him, swallowed the cheese and answered him. "I SAID, Never seen anyone eat cheese before." Shippou gave him a strange look. "No, actually I haven't" he said as-a-matter-of-factly. Inuyasha sweat dropped.
Over to the right of the hanyou, Sango and Kagome were whispering.
"Wow, I'm surprised he didn't choke" Sango whispered, Kagome agreed and looked at Inuyasha, who was giving them 'The look'. Kagome smiled innocently and turned back to Sango.
Inuyasha glared.
Miroku looked at Inuyasha, who looked as if he was going to blow up.
"Inuyasha, I think you need to go let off some stress, go punch a tree or something" he said, trying to be serious.
"FINE!" he yelled, going outside and chopping down several trees.
"Wow." Everyone said in unison.
When Inuyasha came back, he was covered in woodchips.
Shippou started laughing and everyone else joined in, except Inuyasha. Who just stood there looking angry as usual.
"Shut up or I'll kill you all!" He yelled. Everyone stopped laughing.
'Has he finally snapped?' They all thought at the same time, Kagome decided to get him therapy in her time.
"C'mon Inuyasha, we are going to my time" she said suddenly, Inuyasha stared at her with a 'yeah right' look on his face. She grabbed his clawed hand and dragged him off towards the well, Inuyasha, well, he was mad.
Once Kagome got Inuyasha inside her house, she picked up the phone book and called many skilled psychologists. She finally got him an appointment at some place called Tokyo Mental Institute. Tomorrow at 1:00pm.
When Kagome told him that she had got him a meeting with a psychologist, he was outraged. Of course. There was no way in hell she was going to drag him to some psychologist's place and make him talk about his feelings!
'Feh' was all he said the rest of the night, until Kagome confronted him about it, you think she was scared of some immature half-demon? No way.
Kagome sat Inuyasha and started yelling at him.
"Inuyasha! STOP ACTING LIKE YOU ARE TWO YEARS OLD, THIS MIGHT ACTUALLY HELP YOU, SO GET OVER IT, YOU ARE GOING AND THAT IS FINAL!" She yelled, she knew she must've hurt his ears, but she didn't care. Inuyasha got up and growled at her.
"Fine wench, I'll go! HAPPY?" He yelled right back at her, Kagome nodded her head yes.
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It was now nighttime, Inuyasha's day was pretty uneventful, besides the fact that he ate lunch and dinner and watched TV with Souta in-between meals, now he was getting ready for bed. He decided to sleep on the floor in Kagome's room. As it was probably going to rain tonight, according to the news. Waking up drenched in rain did not sound appealing to him.
He was waiting outside the door, waiting for Kagome to get dressed, when she finally let him in, it had already been about 10 minutes.
He grabbed a pillow and a blanket from Kagome and went over on the floor to go to bed, kagome smiled and turned out all the lights, walking over to her bed, she pulled the covers up over her.
"Goodnight Inuyasha" She said softly, sleep taking over her...
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BWAHAHA! HAHAHA! Hi... finally! I was blowing this off for like, two days! The chapter was okay to me... I guess... I wrote like, half of it at 2:00am and the other half really early when I was super tired... I wanted to do something else for Kanna's accident, but then I forgot, so I was stuck with my original idea... Peace people! Tell me what you think!