A/N: Yaay! A new chapter for you all to enjoy! hehe, took me hella long to finish though. not much else to say before the story aside to thank all my reviewers for reviewingthe previous chapter
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Warning: This chapter will contain material that is unsuited for people who are too young, hate yure suggestive themes and stuff like that...If you don't like Yuri just read the omake down below, since I know there are girls reading this and this is basically a guy's chapter(other then that, sorry girls who like yaoi but this is Icha Icha Paradise and no Yaoi shall come from it XD) and if your a guy and you don't like yuri...wtf do you not like about two (anime in this case) chicks making out and stuff? honestly I don't get it XP...Anyway yuri suggestive themes so you are warned! Don't come crying to me if you can't handle it, lol
Now on with the story!
Chapter 27: Girls Gone Wild! Guaranteed Nosebleeds!
"Rock, paper..." Naruto said.
"Siccors!" Naruto exlcaimed and held out the siccors.
"Haha! I win again!" Kyuubi exclaimed and whacked Naruto around the head with a small hammer of chakra.
Naruto was sitting outside of the Kyuubi's cage, and Kyuubi manifested some chakra out of the cage to play Rock, Paper, Siccors with Naruto.
"Damn...Why did you had to drag me here from my dreams anyway?" Naruto asked.
"To continuesly beat you with a good old clasic game of Jan Ken Pon..." Kyuubi answered.
"Damn it...I should've stayed awake in Ayame's soft arms..." Naruto complained as he got back up.
"Rock, paper, siccors!" Naruto said and he held out paper where as Kyuubi held out rock again.
"Haha my turn!" Naruto cheered as he grabbed a huge ass, unable to normally carry it himself, hammer.
"Ow look at the time...It's time for my meeting...Have a nice day Naruto, I'm sure you'll like it..." Kyuubi said as his chakra disappeared and left Naruto with a huge hammer in his hands and an evil maniacal laughter.
"Damn you, dumb fox..." Naruto said.
A few seconds later Naruto woke up by the sound of someone knocking on his door. He crawled over Ayame, who was lying cuddled up against him, as they have spend the night together.
"I'm coming..." Naruto said as he rubbed the sleep out of his eyes.
"Yo Naruto..." Gaara said as Naruto opened the door.
"Gaara, what are you doing here...? It's still early..." Naruto said and yawned.
"It's actually noon you know..." Gaara stated.
"Wha!" Naruto said wide awake now.
"Anyway, is Kisune home?" Gaara asked. Naruto glared at him.
"What is it?" Gaara asked.
"...You seem pretty close with my sister lately..." Naruto said, still glaring at Gaara.
"...She asked me to come to a certain place to meet her but she wasn't there so I came to check if she was here." Gaara plainly stated.
"Hm...Right...I'll check if she's home." Naruto said and turned around.
"OI KISUNE! GAARA IS HERE FOR YOU!" Naruto yelled trough the house, only waking up a sleepy Ayame.
"Why are you yelling Naruto-kun?" Ayame asked as she turned around.
"Ah I woke you up...Sorry...I was calling out for my sis..." Naruto said rubbing the back of his head.
"She might be at Ichiraku's..." Naruto stated to Gaara.
"Already checked that place, she wasn't there." Gaara stated.
"Hm...That's weird." Naruto said rubbing his chin.
"Yo Naruto, I'm here to pick Hinata-sama up..." Neji stated.
"Hinata isn't here." Naruto said confused.
"She isn't? Then why isn't she back at the mansion?...Tenten disappeared into thin air as well." Neji ponderd.
"How troublesome...what are you doing all the way here..." Shikamaru said as he walked up to Gaara.
"Oi, did you see Tem-chan?" Shikamaru asked Gaara.
"...She said something about leaving early to the forest or something..." Gaara said after thinking about it for a few seconds.
"Naruto-kun! Where is Sakura-san! She didn't come for our date!" Lee exclaimed as he ran over to the group.
"So...Sakura-chan is missing as well." Naruto said nodding.
"And Ino as well, She would treat me to another BBQ today." Chouji stated.
"Is there a problem?" Ayame asked, as she walked to the door with a couple of blankets wrapped around her.
"All the girls are missing of these guys and Hinata-chan is also gone." Naruto said nodding.
"Hm? Gone? That's weird." Ayame stated.
"Yeah...It really is unusual for all of them to go and disappear at the same time..." Naruto said still nodding.
"So what are we going to do about it! I want to see Sakura-san." Lee exclaimed.
"Maybe we should look for them...?" Ayame suggested.
"Hm...Even though it's troublesome to do it's the only solution I can think of instead of waiting around..." Shikamaru stated.
"Then! Once Ayame-chan gets dressed we'll start looking for the girls!" Naruto cheered.
A couple of minutes later they were all standing on a cross-road in the main street of Konoha.
"So I guess we'll split up and search for them..." Gaara said.
"That is the easiest way..." Neji stated.
"Then let's split up and come back here wether you find them or not in one hour." Naruto said and then they split up. Ayame went with Naruto ofcourse, Shikamaru and Chouji went together as well, Neji and Lee also and Gaara went searching by himself.
"I hope Hinata-chan is ok." Ayame stated.
"She probably is, We'll just have to find her. Let's call out for her." Naruto said and Ayame nodded and togehter they started calling.
Meanwhile, Jiraiya was out teaching Kiba his first lesson.
"Alright...Usually woman tend to swim in this river over here, and this is the first ideal location to look at them due to the easy movable yet highly conceiling bushes." Jiraiya explained as they moved aside a couple of bushes.
"Jiraiya-sama...You could've told me you'd needed me to come here instead of saying you need me and then just let me go by each of your usual spots..." Shino stated.
"Ah! Shino What the hell are you doing here!" Kiba exclaimed and was quickly made shut up by Jiraiya.
"Lesson number one: Stealth and silence is a man's greatest skill when peeking at woman." Jiraiya whispered.
"Ah...Sorry...No one heard me, right?" Kiba asked.
"We aren't being chased by woman so...no, you weren't heard." Jiraiya stated.
"Anyway Shino, what the hell are you doing here...? I didn't know you were a pervert." Kiba whispered.
"...I'm not, I just draw woman for Jiraiya-sama..." Shino stated.
"So you are a pervert!" Kiba stated.
"...Not when I make this amount of money with it..." Shino said showing his bankaccount. Kiba's eyes went ka-ching and he grinned at Shino.
"Hey, Next time we all go and hang out you can pay for our food and drinks." Kiba said grinning. Shino let out a sigh and joined the others as they started moving the bushes aside.
"Hey, I hear some woman I think..." Jiraiya whispered as he moved some bushes aside.
"Yeah, I hear it too..." Kiba replied.
"..." Shino silently continued to move the bushes as well.
"This is..." Jiraiya said quite shocked as he looked at the sight.
"All of the genin girls are here and they're...!" Kiba said also shocked.
"Let's see...I see...Sakura, Ino...Tenten...Temari...Naruto's sister Kisune and...Hey isn't that Hinata?" Shino said pointing at their team-mate.
"Oh my god...that can't be Hinata..." Kiba stated.
"It is her...Who would've known..." Shino stated.
"Who knew she was that hot!" Kiba whispered excited at seeing his female team-mate.
"...That's not exactly what I meant..." Shino replied.
"My god...Are they doing what I think they are doing!" Kiba said as he continued to look.
"Lesson two: Always believe your eyes...Shino start drawing!" Jiraiya stated.
"...Everyone?" Shino asked.
"Everyone." Jiraiya replied grinning. Shino let out a sigh, knowing this will be a long day and that at the end he'd get his pay for all his hard work.
"Jiraiya-sama, how can you watch this without a nosebleed?" Kiba asked while holding his nose tightly shut.
"First of all...Even though this is an exciting view and good for my novels, only mature woman give me nosebleeds...second, skill comes with time." Jiraiya said nodding as he started writing in his Icha Icha Paradise again.
"Really how can you not call these woman mature...Just look at those chests and bodies..." Kiba said and drooled. He was shaken out of his fantasy as the girls stood up and left.
"Oi, they're leaving..." Kiba stated.
"Ow...That's too bad...Well Shino still needs to finish drawing and I know woman come here every time so we'll just have to wait while I continue writing." Jiraiya said grinning.
"...I hate waiting." Kiba stated and let out a sigh.
Meanwhile the search party gathered back together as one hour had already passed.
"And?" An somewhat out of breath Naruto asked.
"No use...We couldn't find them..." Neji stated.
"After going trough all that trouble some stuff not one hint off them..." Shikamaru replied.
"...I couldn't find them either." Gaara stated.
"Damn it...Where the hell could they be..." Naruto said. Neji then saw something faint nearing his Byakugan vision so he turned around.
"There they are." Neji said smiling as in the distance 6 girls were walking towards them.
"Geez, how troublesome for them to just show up after all we've been trough." Shikamaru said but then started smiling as well. The other guys and Ayame smiled as well, even Gaara slightly smiled, as the girls slowly headed towards them. Neji then all of a sudden narrowed his eyes at them.
"There is something different about them...their attitude has changed." Neji stated, not that anyone really paid attention to it right then. A few meters away from them the girls stopped walking and stood there as the wind blew trough their hair.
"There are going to be changes from now on." Temari stated, getting everyone's attention.
"What troublesome changes are you talking about?" The Nara genius asked confused.
"We are in charge now and you will no longer have anything to say about us." Temari replied.
"Wha...?" Shikamaru raised an eyebrow.
"We get to do things we want to...Like this." Temari said as as she pulled Tenten closer and started to pationately kiss her.
Neji and Shikamaru's jaw litterally dropped down to the floor as they watched their girlfriends make out with eachother, not to mention the fact that they were also tenderly caressing eachother.
"...Did those two just do what I think they're doing..." Naruto asked as he blinked at the fact that Tenten and Temari were making out in front of every one.
"Gai-sensei told me those kind of things were the spawn of the devil! No good shall come from it!" Lee exclaimed.
"Now, now Lee-san...You know that you want me when I stick my tongue in Ino's mouth..." Sakura said, did as she said and stuck her tongue into Ino's mouth. Lee was litterally shocked and Chouji joined his shocked state as Ino plainly returned the favor.
"...Don't tell me..." Gaara said as he stared at Kisune and Hinata.
"Ah! Hinata! You aren't really going to do that with my sister, are you!" Naruto asked shocked.
"Na-Naruto-kun..." Hinata said blushing.
She took a deep breath and then also started making out with Kisune. All the guys blankly stared at the girls as they slowly also motioned towards them.
"So do you guys understand, from now on we're in charge and if you won't obbey us we'll take things so extreme that you will be short on blood for days to come." Temari stated.
"So...Lee-san...Since you need to obbey my every command now..." Sakura said as she rubbed her body against Lee's now, while having a naughty look on her face.
"H..Hai...?" Lee asked.
"Did you know that your Lotus technique amplifies muscle strength and it just so happens..." Sakura said as she ran a finger over his body.
"Well then, let's do that tonight then..." Sakura said as she also ran a finger over Lee's face.
"B-But..." Lee stuttered.
"What? You want me to do some naughty things with Ino here?" Sakura asked.
"You'd better do it! I don't think I can handle anything more then that!" Chouji said shaking Lee back and forth with an pissed off look written all over his face.
"...I don't even want to know." Neji and Shikamaru replied at the same time as Temari and Tenten turned towards them with a naughty leer on their faces.
"Hinata...Your not going to tell me..." Naruto said as he looked at the blushing Hinata.
"Na...Naruto-kun..." Hinata said and Naruto let out a sigh of relief.
"I want it with...Naruto-kun, Ayame-chan and Kisune-chan and Gaara-kun." Hinata said.
"Naaaaaaniiiiiiiiiiii---!" Gaara and Naruto exclaimed totally surprised by what Hinata had just said.
"Let's see that's...Me, Naruto-kun, Hinata-chan, Kisune-chan and Gaara...5 people...? Can we all even fit in Naruto-kun's bed?" Ayame wondered.
"What! Don't tell me you are agreeing to that too are you, Ayame!" Naruto said shocked.
"I'm in for almost anything..." Ayame said as she thought about it. Naruto dropped down to the floor.
"What in the world happend to all the girls?" Naruto wondered as his face was down on the street.
"Hey! I have an even better idea!" Tenten exclaimed. Everyone looked somewhat surprised at Tenten, the guys mostly wondering what was going to happen next.
"How about we all go and do it together!" Tenten exclaimed.
"Aw what a great idea Tenten-chan!" Ino exclaimed.
"Hmm..That will be interesting." Temari said smiling widely at the thought of it. As the other girls also found it a great idea the guys basically just freaked out.
"I knew woman were weird but this is too freaking troublesome rediculous!" Shikamaru exclaimed.
"Are you woman insane!" Neji exclaimed.
"Are you all trying to kill us?" Chouji exclaimed.
"The spawn of the devil! The spawn of the devil!" Lee continued exclaimeing repeatedly.
"Temari! I bet this was your idea wasn't it! You plan to rape me with your bunch of new friends like you did back in Hidden Sand!" Gaara exclaimed poitning accusingly.
"That's right! That's right!" Naruto exclaimed and then everyone went silent and stared at Gaara who was still pointing at Temari.
"...I withdraw that statement..." Gaara said as he lowered his arm and his eyes shifted from side to side.
"So you guys agree to it right?" Ino asked.
"No we don't!" They all exclaimed.
"Oww...I can't wait to just hold Hinata-chan in my arms and..I'll do it right now!" Tenten said, jumped towards Hinata and started making out with her.
"Wha----t!" Neji and Naruto exclaimed.
"Neji! Get your girlfriend of my girlfriend!" Naruto yelled.
"Hinata is easier to handle why won't you go pull her away!" Neji exclaimed as he turned towards Naruto. Just then all the girls started messing with eachother.
"Damn it...I don't want anyone to see em like this..." Naruto said and formed his famous handseal.
"Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" Naruto said as an army of Kage Bunshin formed a circle around the group.
"We must seperate those girls no matter what!" Naruto exclaimed.
"Like how are we going to do that? I don't want to hurt Sakura-san." Lee stated.
"Just pull her away from Kisune by grabbing her waist or something, it doesn't matter just seperate them!" Naruto exclaimed. The other guys nodded and then readied themselves.
"Charge!" Naruto cheered as they all jumped on thier girlfriends, trying to seperate them.
"Hinata, stop this crazy shit." Naruto said as he tried to pull Hinata underneath from Tenten.
"Tenten! You aren't supposed to touch Hinata-sama like that." Neji said as he tried he tried to pull Tenten away as well.
"Damn it...Even with all my physical strength, I can't pull Ino away..." Chouji said, who had his arms around Ino's waist.
"Don't look at me Chouji...Using my shadows in this situation is far too troublesome..." Shikamaru said as he tried to pull away Temari.
"Sakura-san you must stop this! No good shall come from it!" Lee said as he also tried to pull Sakura away.
"Damn it, It's like their possesed or something." Naruto said as now even Ayame was helping him.
"Possesed?" Gaara and Naruto then said as they blinked with their eyes.
"Ah! This is his doing!" Naruto and Gaara exclaimed and then all of a sudden all the girls fainted.
"...We'd better take them to a hospital or something." Neji suggested as he put Tenten on his back.
"Hm...Yeah who know what might have gone wrong with them." Naruto said.
"How troublesome...Don't tell me they all got high or something..." Shikamaru stated.
"I don't think it's that...Let's just go already." Gaara said as he carried Kisune with his sand.
A while later they were all in the hospital, sitting next to the girls who were lying in seperate beds.
"...Na...ruto-kun?" Hinata said, who was the first to awaken.
"Ah, Hinata. How are you feeling?" Naruto said as he put on his fox grin as he looked at Hinata.
"Na-Naruto-kun...Did I...upset you?" Hinata asked.
"Hm? No you girls kind of freaked us out but we're not mad." Naruto said grinning.
"I...I'm sorry...It just kind of happened...I...I..." Hinata stuttered.
"Ne, Hianta could you tell us how you all went to act like that? No one hurt you, right?" Naruto asked.
"N-no...No one hurt me or something...But...I can't tell you..." Hinata said and burried her face in her pillow.
"Ah...I see...It's ok Hinata..." Naruto said and stroke with his hand trough Hinata's hair.
"Tenten?" Neji asked as Tenten slowly opened her eyes. She turned her face towards Neji and stared into his eyes.
"Neji...I have a confession to make..." Tenten said and Neji looked questioningly at her.
"I'm bisexual." She said.
"I also have a confession to make..." Neji said. Tenten sat up in her bed and stared at him, wondering what he was going to confess.
"I actually really liked those funky things we did the other day." Neji confessed.
"Hey I said I'm bisexual, not stupid." Tenten said smiling as she rubbed the sleep out of her eyes. Neji smiled back at her and then tightly embraced her.
"Welcome back, Tenten." Neji whispered into her ear.
"Yo...Did any of your girls tell you the story already?" Shikamaru said as he entered the room where Neji, Naruto and Gaara where.
"Nope..." Naruto said.
"...Tenten?" Neji asked as he looked at her. Tenten only blushed and looked away, obviously not willing to talk about it either.
"Not even awake yet." Gaara said as he floated on his cloud of sand and pointed at Kisune.
"Geez, I wanted to compare it with what Temari said to be sure..." Shikamaru said as he let out a sigh.
"Ah Temari said something!" Naruto said somewhat excited.
"Hai, hai...I think I'll tell you guys what troublesome things she told me and the others..." Shikamaru said.
"I was told the entire story myself...Sakura and Ino were spending sometime together talking about girl things and such...To say the least they were having quite an interresting conversation...then all of a sudden Sakura headed towards the toilet." Temari said to Shikamaru.
"What is taking her so long? Does she have diarhea or something?" Ino said as she headed to the store's bathroom.
"Oi, Sakura, are you okay?" Ino said as she knocked on the door.
"H-Hai, I'm alright..." Sakura said.
"Are you sure? You don't sound really ok...You need any help?" Ino asked.
"H-Help! W-with this? N-no...Ofcourse not." Sakure replied.
"Sakura I'm entering, You really don't sound ok." Ino said and pushed the door open.
"Ah no don't!" Sakura yelled but it was too late.
"Sakura, what the hell are you doing?" Ino asked.
"Ehm...Er...This isn't what it looks like." Sakura said smiling sheepishly.
"Ah! That is 'it', isn't it! What you talked about to me before!" Ino exclaimed.
"I...It is...But don't tell anyone!" Sakura said.
"Alright I won't but in exchange you'll have to teach me that." Ino replied.
"AH! What? But..." Sakura said.
"You don't want to? Then I guess I'll go and tell everyone that Haruno Sakura..." Ino said and turned around.
"No! That's not it! We just can't do 'it' here in this small bathroom, you know..." Sakura said.
"Ah! I know! Let's do 'it' in the store! I'll close things off since my mom and dad aren't around anyway." Ino said. So they did and they decided to stop once they were nearly completely exhausted.
"That was so..." Ino said, breathing heavily.
"I know...Didn't I tell you so..." Sakura said, breathing just as heavy as Ino.
"We should do this with more girls!" Ino exclaimed.
"Ah yeah, but who? I can only think of Kisune-chan." Sakura said.
"We'll start with her and then find others." Ino said as she got up from the floor.
"Yes, That would work." Sakura said as she got up as well. On their way out they encountered Tenten, decided to give it a shot and ask her as well.
"Ohio Tenten-senpai." Sakura and Ino greeted Tenten as they walked up to her.
"Ohio, Sakura, Ino." Tenten replied.
"Hey could we ask you something?" Ino asked.
"Hm, what is it?" Tenten asked in return.
"Do you ever..." Sakura said and then whispered something in to Tenten's ear, making her blush like mad.
"How you do you guys know that I did that!" Tenten exclaimed.
"You do! Wow who would have known..." Sakura said.
"I DID, DID I tell you...Keyword: DID!" Tenten exclaimed.
"Do you want to do it again?" Ino asked.
"I...don't know...What would Neji say if he found out..." Tenten said.
"Ah, he won't! Besides we're going to search other girls who do as well, do you know any?" Sakura said.
"I think...Hinata-chan also used to do it...We could ask her." Tenten said.
"Alright, first we must get Kisune and then we'll head to the Hyuuga mansion!" Ino said cheerful. Then a while later, they were at the Hyuuga mansion, now Kisune also had joined up with them. They found Hinata training in the courtyard and greeted her excitedly. After bowing to each of the four girls, Hinata looked questioningly up to the girls "Ano, what is everyone doing here anyway?" She asked.
Sakura, Ino, Tenten and Kisune told her the story and then asked her the same question as they did Tenten before. They told me that Hinata was kind of shy about it but ended up admitting she did anyway. They then agreed to go together tomorrow to somewhere in the forest. So today, they were all heading towards the forest and that is why I bumped into them. They were all kind of blushing when I asked them where they were going.
"Should we ask her as well?" Ino asked Sakura.
"I don't know..." Sakura replied.
"Ask me what?" I asked.
They then told me the entire story and ofcourse I was also interested in that! After all I know it would please my Shika-kun! (Temari hugs me at this point) Shikamaru stated. So we went together to that and then afterwards we made up our evil plan to use our new gained knowledge trough 'it' to make you guys our slaves. Also Kisune-chan told Sakura about it so I guess she kind of started it off. And that she even did it all over Naruto's house! Can you believe it!
"That is what Tem-chan said to me..." Shikamaru stated.
Naruto bowed over his sister and glared at her. As if it was a reply to Naruto's glare, Kisune woke up and let out a yawn.
"Ohio niisan...How is it going?" She said as she rubbed the sleep out of her eyes.
"...What the heck have you been doing in my house when I wasn't around..." Naruto said as he looked annoyed at Kisune.
"Ah...So they told you?" Kisune said.
"Answer my question already..." Naruto said still glaring.
"Alright I'll show you since it's no use hiding it anymore." Kisune said and moved her hand underneath her blankets.
"No wait!" Shikamaru,Naruto and Neji exclaimed blushing madly.
"Tada! The mini shogi board! An absolute must for the female shogi fan since she can play it anywhere anytime!" Kisune said cheerful and proudly presented the board as the guys dropped down to the floor with red heads.
Meanwhile outside of the hospital window a crow flew in circles saying "Afo, afo, afo, aaaaaa..."
"That's what you girls have been doing!" Naruto asked as he jumped back up.
"Hmmm, Yeah what else would we be doing together? We went and play this in the forest since we decided to add some interesting rules to the game and at the end of the game we decided that with our newly aquirred abilities and strategic minds we could form a nice plot to make all our guys to do our bidding." Kisune said smiling widely.
"Do we even want to know these interesting rules?" Neji asked as he sat down on Tenten's bed.
"Want me to tell you Neji...?" Tenten whispered in Neji's ear as she ran her hands over his body.
"...That says enough to me..." Neji replied.
"But you know you want to hear...So I'll tell you anyways." Tenten said and continued whispering into Neji's ear.
"...How troublesome...Well anyway, The doctors don't know why they fainted and it appears they are ok so we can take them away soon." Shikamaru stated before walking back towards Temari's room.
"So, Gaara-kun! Did you enjoy our show?" Kisune asked as she tightly embraced Gaara who had been kind of silent the entire time.
"...I'm not going to answer..." Gaara said.
"So Hinata, why were you being so shy about telling me you played shogi with the other girls?" Naruto asked as he lifted Hinata out of her bed and left the room.
"B-because...If I told Naruto-kun, I thought...you'd find it strange with the added rules...but it's a lot of fun! I don't think the other girls will want you to join us sometime...s-since it will be quite weird...But we could always play, right?" Hinata asked as she tightly held on to Naruto.
"Hmmm, even if you wanted to I'm not any good at shogi...Then again, you could always teach me." Naruto said grinning.
"Yes...I think I could..." Hinata said.
"Is Hinata-chan ok?" Ayame asked.
"Yeah, the doctors couldn't find anything wrong with her or the others..." Naruto said.
"Then let's get going, hm?" Ayame said smiling.
"Yeah." Naruto said smiling back at her.
Meanwhile back at the river, Shino was finally done drawing all the pictures he had in his head of the girls.
"There I think it's done now..." He said as he handed over the sketchbook.
"Took you long enough, man you remembered so many pictures." Jiraiya said as he went trough Shino's drawings.
"Yeah Shino you really have talent to draw out the best aspects of woman." Kiba said.
"...It would be weird if I didn't after all the drawings that I made for Jiraiya-sama." Shino stated.
Then al of a sudden Jiraiya's ear picked some noise up. "Sssht...There are new girls..." Jiraiya said and the three of them digged trough the bushes once more. This time however, it weren't young girls that the trio saw.
"Oh my god..." Shino said.
"This is heaven..." Kiba replied.
"Who would've thought that Tsunade, Shizune, Anko and Kurenai would..." Jiraiya said as the four woman entered the river. It was then that blood gushed out of the tree men's noises, knocking them about a quarter mile back. As they landed they quickly pinched their noses.
"I thought you said you were an experienced man, Jiraiya-sama." Kiba said.
"Lesson number 50: No matter how many experience you have, seeing 4 adult woman naked and do...that with eachother is something no man can handle without having some sign of excitement." Jiraiya said as he continued holding his nose pinched.
"Whatever you say, I'm not going to draw that! It will absolutely ruin my sketchbook by oceans of blood." Shino stated.
"Even if I pay you 100x the normal price for each drawing?" Jiraiya asked.
"Even then...I would...Ow god...My bugs are still there!" Shino said and then he couldn't hold his nose closed any longer as blood continued to shoot out.
"Oi! Shino! Are you ok?" Kiba asked.
"I think he past out due to bloodloss...Let's quickly take him to the hospital!" Jiraiya said.
"Hai Jiraiya-sama! Damn he just saw more of..." Kiba said and then quickly pinched his nose.
"Whatever you do...Do NOT think about..." Jiraiya said and then quickly pinched his nose again.
"AH! You just did it as well!" Kiba exclaimed.
"Shut up! You made me think it! Now let's hurry up before we all end up in the hospital..." Jiraiya said as they continued back to Konoha as fast as they could.
Kyuubi: Booyakasha!
Shukaku: Booyakasha!
Kyuubi: We did it baby!
Shukaku: Hell yeah we did!
Kyuubi: Time celebrate this great achievement!
Shukaku: (starts jumping around on hind legs along with Kyuubi, leg locking eachother) We are the champions!
Kyuubi: We are the champions!
Kyuubi & Shukaku: No time for losers, caus we are the champions! Of the wo---rld!
Kyuubi & Shukaku: (realise what they were actually dong and quickly jumped away from eachother)
Shukaku: No one will ever know of this...
Kyuubi: Actually I think it's already leaked out...
Shukaku: ...
Kyuubi: ...
Shukaku: Gotta love shogi with interesting rules
Kyuubi: Even better when it escalates from shogi with interesting rules to no shogi with interesting moments...
Shukaku: So what's next?
Kyuubi: Uhm...let's see...(opens up a random note book called: Kyuubi's plans of mayhem and doom)We have a choice or two...We could finish off our Akatsuki friends or have our young friends all get into a weird situation again...Or just create some interesting stuff between certain people we matched up...Hmmmmm...(closes random note book)
Shukaku: There is only one way we can settle this...
Kyuubi: Raccoon, there are actually more ways then one to solve this...
Shukaku: God, just stop ruining the moment for once and let's just do it!
Kyuubi: Alright then, let's settle this the old fashioned way once and for all...
Kyuubi & Shukaku: Jan...Ken...
A/N: Well so much for the chapter! hope you all liked it, if I ever put out an M-rated version with the 'lost' chapters this will most likely be the fav. of many guys XD Anyway as for the next line up of chapters: First we have 5 fluff chapters, consisting of ShikaTem, NejiTen, GaaraKisu, AyaNaruHina and one of your choice so people go vote what you want(Mutliple pairings in that last chapter are possible but more couples means more writing means longer time to give you all the chapter) then after those 5 chapters we'll have A Genin only night(with the exception of Shikamaru whose chuunin but you get my point...And no it will not be that one thing I highly suggestively put out in this chapter) and then the final Akatsuki fun before starting with the 6 final chapters. That's all I guess, so till next time folks! R&R and take care!
(On a side note I won't be adding the omake of the previous chapter because i'm dead on inspiration of omake for that chapter lol, sorry all who wanted it...)