überKewl

siren66: Thankies!

CandleFire: w00t! Zombies unite! Yes, Miroku can not cook...well... maybe he can? IDK

RizuTamaara: OOOO! Great idea! I think I will use MILKSHAKE!

JulieMRose989: Ok, Emeril is some really great famous cook guy. Lol. I agree that we should've been born knowing everything! PETITION TIME!

Kawaii meeh: Ah, don't worry, the greatest humor is for last, I have load of ideas! Ah, Im think the clerk would've said 'Ms. Higurashi' but I was on crack...

MILKSHAKE (or Milkshake) - Scene or time change!

WARNING: Crazy shiz involving marriage proposals and hot dogs ahead!

Later that day... (FF to 6:00pm)

Inuyasha ended up coming back to the hut, because he was 'hungry' but everyone knew the real reason.

He was bored and wanted to talk to somebody, other than himself of course.

When he came back, Kagome was cooking some type of meat that smelled really good.

"What are you cooking?" Inuyasha asked, Kagome ignored him and continued on with cooking.

"Fine! Ignore me then!" He shouted, everyone still ignored him, although Shippou was trying to stifle a laugh with his hand.

A few minutes later Kagome had finished cooking the strange food and gave one to everybody after putting it in a piece of bread. Inuyasha took his and smelled it. After assuming it was okay to eat, he bit off a piece and started to chew it, savoring the taste. After he swallowed he once again asked, "What is this?"

Kagome, who actually decided to answer said with a smile, "It's called a hot dog"

Inuyasha dropped his food and ran off to the bushes to puke.

Everyone laughed.

Inuyasha returned a few minutes later, still having a green tinge to his cheeks. "Man, I just ate a dog! A DOG, GOD DAMN KAGOME THAT IS DISGUSTING!" He said, finishing off his sentence in a yell, Kagome, who was still laughing, regained her composure long enough to explain.

"Actually Inuyasha, it's not a dog, it's made from a pig."

Inuyasha looked shocked, then he fainted from all the excitement, and the fact that he puked.

MILKSHAKE

Inuyasha awoke from his 'slumber' to find that everyone was staring down at his face, even Kouga, who had a cocky smile on his face.

Inuyasha jumped up, making everyone that was surrounding him back up about a good 5 steps.

"WHAT IS HE DOING HERE!" Inuyasha shouted at Kagome, which made Kouga mad.

"DON'T TALK TO HER THAT WAY, DOG TURD!"

Inuyasha looked dumbfounded. This was not his idea of waking up. Kouga walked over to the food and picked up a hot dog, chomping it down.

"Hmm, that was good, what is this stuff?" he asked, Inuyasha grinned.

"Hot Wolf" he said plainly, with a smirk on his face, waiting for Kouga's reaction. But it kind of backfired.

"Hmm, really? Doesn't taste like wolf..."

Everyone stared at him for a good two minutes, surprised that he would eat one of his own kind, but, Kouga assured that he had never eaten a wolf, he had just overheard someone say that it tasted like chicken.

Everyone face-faulted.

"WHY IS IT ALWAYS CHICKEN!" Shippou shouted, everyone turned to look at him.

"Because Shippou, chicken is really good and one of the most cliched things of all time" Miroku explained, Shippou nodded, getting what he was saying for the most part.

Sango just sat there, petting Kirara, not really understanding what anyone was saying, or doing. Everything to her just seemed to be one messed up dream that she was having, but, it wasn't, which just confused her even more, finally, everyone got over the chicken thing, and it was quiet again.

Then, as if all hell had just broke loose, Sesshoumaru could be seen walking towards them.

"Oh god, and as if my day could get any worse..." Inuyasha mumbled to himself. Everyone looked to him, then to Kouga, then to Sesshoumaru.

"Actually, it could." Sango said. Inuyasha glared at her as if she had jinxed him. Which, in the case now, she most likely did. Then there was an awkward silence. Sesshoumaru was now infront of them, glaring at Inuyasha. Rin and his Henchman, Jaken, were stationed behind him.

"I have come for your kick ass sword again, little brother" Sesshoumaru stated. Inuyasha was fuming.

"DON'T YOU PULL THAT LITTLE BROTHER CRAP ON ME OR I'LL..." His threat was cut short due to a screaming sound coming from Rin, Everyone looked at her, Kouga was on one knee infront of her, holding her hands and kissing them.

"WILL YOU MARRY ME!" He yelled to Rin.

Rin stood there, blushed, and with a serious tone in her voice came the answer...

"Yes, Kouga! I WILL MARRY YOU!"

Everyone stared. Sesshoumaru fainted and was caught by Jaken, who looked happy to be holding his 'lover' (Of course the feeling weren't returned)

And as if that didn't shock them enough, what came next was sure to put everyone in a coma.

Rin slapped Kouga across the face 2 or 3 times and screeched very loudly,

"NO I WON'T MARRY YOU, YOU CREEP!"

And with that Rin stomped off towards the forest, leaving Kouga to sulk in his own despair.

Everyone recovered form the shock and stared at Sesshoumaru, who had woken up during the whole incident, he was examining his hair, which had turned a noticeably 2 shades lighter. He got up and left without a word, dragging Jaken with him, presumably to go find Rin.

What was left of the crowd, which consisted of Kouga and the Inu-gang, sat down in a circle, everyone stealing glances at each other every so often.

"Well, I have to admit, that was very random" Kagome said, everyone nodded in agreement, THAT indeed WAS very random, but it was over and done with and they decided to continue on with their lives.

Kouga bid his goodbyes to everyone, except Inuyasha, and left.

"Well, I suppose it's getting late now." Sango commented. Kagome looked at her, then at her watch.

"Sango, it's only six thirty" Kagome told her friend, who looked surprised.

"Oh, really? Ah, must be the daylight savings getting to me." She said, knowing very well, along with every one else, that the last daylight savings was about a month ago, or somewhere around there.

Everyone gave a sigh, and with nothing better to do, went to sleep...

MILKSHAKE!

wah-HA! Creepy, yes? Sorry bout the short chappie, but I'm going to a party, lol. Well, until next time!