Ch.10
United We're Sane, Divided We're Nuts.
We see Sonic and Spongebob heading for a mansion. "Wow, you must be rich to own a house like this!" Spongebob said. "Actually it's not, I just got transported there from my world." Sonic said. "Oh." Spongebob said. As the two went through the front door, Patrick just came to the mansion in the left side yard. "Wow, nice place. I hope the people here let me stay here." Patrick said as he went through the side door. But on the other side we see Mr.Krabs still dragging Knuckles. "This guy is heavier then a pile of sea elephants."Mr.Krabs said as he went inside the side door. Then Amy, Mermaid Man, and Barnacle Boy- "Barnacle Man!" Barnacle Boy yelled at the screen. "Whatever." I said. Then Amy, Mermaid Man, and Barnacle Boy just went to the house from the other side of the street. "I hope this isn't one of those insane asylums back where we live." Barnacle Boy said. The trio then went in the door. Then Squidward, Cream, and Cheese went into the backyard. "Nice place. I hope it has a music room." Squidward said. Then the other trio went through the back door. Then Sandy and Tails flew into the garage. "I gotta admit Tails, you sure do know how to fly a plane." Sandy said. "Thanks. I also know how to fly a rocket, a bobsled, a snowboard, anda sandboard." Tails said. The two then went in the garage to go in to the house. We then see Sonic showing Spongebob around the house while Amy and the two superheroes (still unoticed) went into the kitchen. Mr.Krabs then went in the room unoticed also throwing Knuckles in the closet, which he then went the office to count some money. Patrick then went in trying to find the owner of the house also unoticed. Squidward, Cream, and Cheese then went into the music room where there were a lot of instruments. Sandy and Tails then went into the workshop to work on things. Knuckles then regained conciousness and went out the closet realizing he was at the mansion, so then he went into the kitchen to see Amy and two old people in suits. "Amy, who are the two gramps brothers?" Knuckles asked pointing to the old people. "Hey, I may be old but I'm still can give you a big water ball." Barnacle Boy said. "No arguements please." Amy said. "Yes, act mature you two." Mermaid Man said. Barnacle Boy then got an idea. "Look Mermaid Man! There's evil afoot!" Barnacle Boy lied. "Evil? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllllllllll!" Mermaid Man yelled now running around in cirlcles. Knuckles and Amy just did an anime sweatdrop. "Is he always like that?" Amy asked. "Only when here's the word E-V-I-L." Barnacle Boy said. "You mean evil?" Knuckles asked. "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!" Mermaid Man yelled again. "Yeah, that." Barnacle Boy said. We now see Spongebob and Patrick in spit-screen bugging out their eyes. "I know that voice anywhere." they both said. The screen changes normal and Spongebob and Patrick ran into the kitchen to see Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy, Amy, and Knuckles. "Mermaid Man!" Spongebob said. "And Barnacle Boy!" Patrick said. The two looked at each other and hugged each other glad to see each other. "Not them." Barnacle Boy growned. "You know those two?" Knuckles asked. "Yes, they are our crazy fans." Barnacle Boy said. Spongebob and Patrick then ran over to the superheroes. "Can we have your autographs?" the two asked. M.M and B.B signed the papers and the two fans fainted. The two then got up and saw a hedgehog like Sonic only pink and wears a dress and shoes and an echidna with a sideways crescent moon on his chest. "You look kinda like Sonic." Spongebob said looking at Amy. Patrick just looked at Amy with heart shaped eyes. "What's with your friend uh..." Amy asked not knowing Spongebob's name and looking at Patrick strangely. "Spongebob Squarepants, and Patrick uh... I think he is in love with you considering the eyes." Spongebob said waving his hand in front of Patrick. "Well at least somebody likes me." Amy said. Then she remembered something. "Did you just say I look kinda like Sonic?" Amy asked dreamily. "Yeaaaah. Why do you ask?" Spongebob asked. Without answering, Amy ran off looking for Sonic. "Sonic!" Amy yelled. Spongebob, Patrick, Knuckles, and the two heroes just looked. "Patrick, I hate to break this to you. But I think Amy is in love with Sonic." Spongebob said. Patrick's eyes then exploded (not litterally of course). "Must... Get... Love... From... Amy!" Patrick then ran off to look for some pretty flowers. "He's cracked." Knuckles said. Spongebob then heard terrible clarinet music, and he knew who that was: Squidward. Meanwhile, Cream and Cheese were covering their ears due to the fact that Squidward is horrible at playing the clarinet. "Squidward!" said a voice that Squidward knows too well and didn't want to know. Spongebob then came in the music room. "Spongebob, what are you doing in here?" Squidward asked. "And thanks for stopping the music, my ears were hurting." Cream said. "Who are you?" Spongebob asked. "I'm Cream, and this is Cheese." Cream said. Meanwhile, Patrick was running around the house until he saw an empty room with a blue book with the title: Sonic's Diary, Keep Out. "Ooh..." Patrick said. He then walked over to the diary and took a peak in it. Then he looked in the section that Sonic thought should be kept secret and read that. Patrick then got a really, really big smile on his face. "Woooow." Patrick said. Sonic then walked by looking for Spongebob when he saw Patrick reading his diary. So he went super fast and grabbed the diary from Patrick's hands. "No reading this." Sonic said putting it in a drawer and getting locks on it. "Who are you secret-reader?" Sonic asked. "Patrick." Patrick said not knowing he's in trouble. A little bit later, we see Patrick stuck in a chair watching tv when he heard three coconuts falling. "Ha ha ha! That guy got hit in the head with three coconuts!" Patrick said dumbly. "That guy sure likes that show." Sonic said. "Sonic!" said a voice. "Oh great. Here comes the fan girl." Sonic said as he ran from the room. "Sonic, get back here!" Amy said chasing Sonic. We then see Tails and Sandycoming out of the workshop to watch some tv. "Oh, this is the part where the guy keeps getting hit with coconauts." Sandy said. "I know." Tails said. "Me too." Patrick said. Sandy and Tails turned to see Patrick. "Who's this guy?" Tails asked. "That's Patrick." Sandy said. Patrick then saw Amy and got out of the chair and started chasing her chanting "Amy!". "Oh great, now we have to get Patrick." Sandy said as she and Tails went to chase Patrick. When they passed the music room, Squidward, Cream, and Cheese joined the chase, and when they passed the office, Mr.Krabs joined the chase. And finally, when they passed the kitchen, the two superheroes and Knuckles joined the chase. Oi, this is gonna be a looooooooooooooong day and night.
A/N: Sorry that was long, I got carried away. So what was in Sonic's diary that Sonic didn't want Patrick to read? Oh well. We may find out.