A/N: Wow, long time since I last updated. Anyway short notice for anyone who thought / started thinking I'm a huge ass with an even bigger ego XP...Good reviews are good caus then there are no complaints. Bad reviews are good if they state wtf if wrong so I could improve those points and try not to make it happen a second time. Bad reviews that just say that it's bad aren't helping me so if anyone has a 'bad' review please state what you didn't like about it so I don't have to act like an ass and provoke you to telling me XP...
Well that's about that, now onto what's going on and all.
Seeing how school started up some time ago and is leaving me with little time, I can't write as much as normal. Second, since a certain someone wants me to slave at another story this story will be most likely even later updated. So sorry about that. In this chapter the Akatsuki members get their final pun and they most likely are OOC but heck I hope you all like it anyway XP Please review. Also no demon omake...you'll see why not XP
Now on with the story!
Chapter 30: Dancing with the devil! Icha Icha Paradise style!
Naruto was strolling
trough the town of Konoha, bending over like an old man with back
problems.
The day before he had this
genius plan to take Kisune back home and away from Gaara.
However that plan wasn't good at all as Gaara's sweet sister, Temari, decided to stop that and hurt him for seeing something that is her own fault for beeing seen by him. But since she was enraged by Naruto 'act' of seeing her private parts, she chased him all around Konoha with her fan trying to smack him.
Eventually he was caught in the Sand kunoichi's Kamaitachi no jutsu, sending Naruto flying up into the air, cutting him almost everywhere the entire time. Now that wasn't really a problem, the problem was the landing. Right on top of her fan, like Tenten did during the chuunin exams. She then casted him off while calling him a pervert.
Due to Kyuubi's chakra, everything healed once he crawled his way back home, but the pain in his back was still pretty bad. Kyuubi said that he could heal that too but didn't feel like since he had more pressing matters to attend to, whatever that might be while being locked up inside of Naruto.
So Naruto was heading towards Tsunade's place, in hopes of that she could take away the pain atleast.
"Oi Naruto..." Gaara said as he floated towards Naruto.
"You bastard! This is your fault!" Naruto exclaimed pointing an accusing finger at Gaara.
"I see Temari hurt you pretty bad, but that's not my fault..." Gaara stated.
"You...If you didn't take Kisune to your hotelroom I wouldn't have even been there." Naruto stated.
"Hey you were the one spying on us...Anyway, You are going to the Hokage, right?" Gaara asked.
"Yeah maybe she can take away the pain your sister caused me..." Naruto replied.
"Then I'll take you there..." Gaara said as he made Naruto lie down on a cloud of sand and started to float faster.
"Why that?" Naruto asked.
"...Because Kisune asked me to do so." Gaara stated as Naruto just glared at him.
A short while later they arrived at the Hokage's tower.
"Alright be careful with it, come on...If it even is slightly damaged I'll beat you guys up!" Tsunade commanded as the two chuunin, that always were busy bringing Tsunade her papers and stuff, carrying a large box into the tower.
"Oi Tsunade-obachan!" Naruto yelled.
"Naruto, what do you want? Whatever it is you'll have to wiat untill I'm done..." Tsunade asked.
"What is in that box?" Naruto asked in return, forgetting his pains for a moment or two.
"Ah there are 3 more! Hurry up you slow assed men!" Tsunade yelled at the chuunin who just sat down the box.
"Ah, You'll see what's in it once they are all there." Tsunade replied to Naruto.
Naruto waited patiently on Gaara's cloud of sand and Gaara, who had nothing else to do really, was waiting there as well. A few minutes later, four boxes were lined up in the ground floor hall, on each of them atleast one foot from Tsunade's two chuunin servants.
"Open the crates!" Tsunade commanded.
The chuunin molded chakra underneat their feet, then jumped off the crates with the tops of the crates still clinging onto their feet. The sides of the crates started to fall down on the floor and Naruto raised his fists high and his eyes widened of amazement as the contents of the crates were revealed.
"I knew it! I knew it! Those things are...! Automatic Instant Ramen Vending Machine's!" Naruto cheered.
"Er...Naruto...I think...it's not that..." Gaara stated as Tsunade's eyes twitched at Naruto.
"Naruto, these are precious, pricy DDR machines." Tsunade explained, trying to keep her calm.
"DDR? Do they give dango then?" Naruto asked as a vein popped out of Tsunade's head when she heard Naruto's reply.
"Naruto, DDR stands for Dance Dance Revolution." Tsunade said.
"Ah! I heard of those before somewhere! Let's dance!" Naruto cheered as he ran towards the machines.
"Just one second Naruto." Tsunade said as she grabbed Naruto by the back of his collar, stopping him in his tracks.
"What? Can't I try it out?" Naruto asked sounding slightly annoyed.
"They aren't completely installed and hooked up to the electricity net yet...So I'll explain it to you how it works." Tsunade said smirking.
"That counts for you two if you are going to stick around." Tsunade said as she looked at Gaara.
Gaara blinked a couple of times at her then grabbed a small book out of his pockets. He snapped it open and started skimming trough the content.
"No anime's that I want to watch are going to be on soon..." Gaara said and floated over to Naruto and Tsunade.
Naruto sat down on the ground and Gaara just sat down on his cloud of sand. Tsunade then gave them a explaination long enough to make even Gaara dose off, let alone the fact that Naruto had to be awakened a couple of times.
"And that is how it works." Tsuande said.
"So...can we actually use it now?" Naruto asked as he rubbed the sleep out of his eyes.
"Hm, Yeah I guess we could all play it now..." Tsunade said and noticed that the two chuunin had already placed the DDR machines and hooked everything. She also noticed a note lying on one of the machines, so she headed over to it and read it.
"Dear Hokage-sama, Since you were so busy explaining those two how a DDR machine works and everything, we went ahead and placed it already. We're on an extended break right now seeing as how long it will take you to finish dictating the entire manual to those kids and also based on the fact that you'll want to play DDR after that. If you need us for anything just call. Much love, Your Chuunin Slaves" The letter read.
"Hmm maybe I over did it...Well anyway, Naruto, Sabaku no Gaara. Let's see how good you are at dancing." Tsunade said smirking again at the two boys.
Meanwhile on the top of the Hokage statues, two men in black robes stood glaring over the city.
"It's time, isn't it?" Kisame asked.
"Yes, after all this time we'll do it. At last we will have our revenge on the Jinruukichi." Itachi replied. (A/N: ...Dunno if I typed Jinruukichi right or not...Lost the mangachapter where they put it down...)
"Yeah...They must pay for what they made us go trough and everything else we got as punishment from the boss as well..." Kisame said.
"Then, Shall we go?" Itachi asked.
"No..." Kisame said.
"Why not, Kisame?" Itachi asked as he looked at Kisame with his Sharingan.
"First we have to go to that teahouse and eat some dango again like we did when we were here back when we fought Hatake Kakashi and that Dodo bird..." Kisame said.
"Why?" Itachi asked.
"Because last time we didn't get to eat any and god damn it I want a taste of Konoha's dango!" Kisame replied, flames of anger rising in his eyes.
"...Fine then." Itachi replied and let out a sigh.
Meanwhile Kisune was being surrounded by Gaara's fangirls Unlike what you might think, the fangirls were hyperactively questioning her rather then being pissed off at her.
"I can't believe she actually kissed Gaara-kun!" A fangirl shouted.
"I know! What was it like?" Another one asked.
"Why do you care about that, I want to know how she conquered his heart! I want him to be mine!" The next one yelled.
"Oi, oi...Give it a rest girls. If my little brother has chosen to be with her you're all out of luck." Temari said as she kind of protected the blushing Kisune from the fangirls, that basically had become obsessed with Kisune now as well.
"I'm going to dress just like her and seduce Gaara!" A fangirl yelled.
"Are you retarded? That's not going to be enough, We've just have to be exactly like her so we can all get Gaara-kun's love!" The next one yelled.
"Hey, Didn't you hear me before? If my cute little brother has fallen for Kisune-chan then it's useless to do all that." Temari replied.
"Then let's find Gaara-kun and ask him!" The next fangirl yelled.
"YEAH!" The others cheered in unity.
"Fine then, Let's see what he says...He said he would go out and find Kisune's brother so..." Temari said and looked at Kisune.
"Ano, I think Naruto-niisan was heading to the Hokage's tower for a vist to Tsunade-obaachan." Kisune replied.
"Then it's settled! Let's go there and see what Gaara has decided!" Temari said as the company headed towards the Hokage's Tower.
Meanwhile Itachi was tapping his fingers impatiently on the table. He had already finished his dango and tea. On the other side of him, Kisame was enjoying his dango and tea at a rather slow rate, which ticked Itachi off. Normally this wouldn't matter, but it was the amount of dango that Kisame ordered that was the main problem.
"Kisame..." Itachi said. Kisame stuck dango ball in his mouth and started chewing on it.
"What is it, Itachi?" Kisame asked after he swallowed the ball.
"Eat...faster..." Itachi commanded as his eyes twitched.
"Why? With food like this you must take your time to enjoy it!" Kisame said.
"Kisame, it's just dango, people die from splinters that accidentally chip off from the stick as people have it in their mouth." Itachi stated.
"Like who would be stupid enough to bite a dango stick so hard that..." Kisame said with a stick in his mouth, that he spat out and started cough so bad that it made people freak out on the streets.
Itachi sighed as he stood up, positioned himself behind Kisame with a single handseal and quickly grabbed Samehada from Kisame. He raised the big sword up, held it like a professional baseball player and smacked Kisame on the back with it.
"See..." Itachi said as Kisame spat out a point of the dango stick.
"Ah thank you Itachi...Well back to my dango then." Kisame said.
As he reached for the next dango stick, they suddenly ignited with black flames, making Kisame pull his hand back.
"Grrr...Fine then, Let's go Itachi...We'll eat later." Kisame said as he stood up grumpy.
"Glad you came to your senses..." Itachi stated.
"I bet you do you little whining bitch...thinking you're better then me because you just so happen to kill you're own clan and shit...I'll show you..." Kisame mumbled as he shook his fist angerly at Itachi's back.
"Did you say something Kisame?" Itachi asked as he turned around.
"No, nothing at all." Kisame said as they left the restaurant Once outside, the two Akatsuki members jumped up to the roof and started racing towards their destination, the Hokage Tower.
Meanwhile Gaara and Naruto had their share of Dance Dance Revolution against Tsunade.
"For a fify year old baachan, you are way too agile, Tsunade-obaachan..." Naruto said as he fell down on the ground from being exhausted.
"You'd be surprised what I can do for money...Now pay up Naruto." Tsunade said smirking.
"Grr...Never underestimate a greedy fifty year old obaachan..." Naruto muttered as he handed over the money.
"Told you you shouldn't gamble..." Gaara stated calmly.
"Next time I'll definetely win!" Naruto yelled.
"We'll see about that, you two need a lot more practice before can beat me." Tsunade replied.
"Tsunade-sama----!" Shizune yelled.
"What is it Shizune?" Tsunade asked somewhat annoyed, knowing what it most likely was.
"You have some more paperwork to do! If you don't start on it now you'll fall way behind!" Shizune stated.
"Grrr...Fine, I"m coming. You two can use the DDR machines as much as you want. But if there is even a single scratch on it's surface..." Tsunade threatend.
Both of the guys grinned sheepishly and sweatdropped until Tsunade left.
"Alright! Let's dance until the morning!" Naruto then cheered.
"...I bet you'd fall asleep before I do." Gaara stated.
"Oh no I won't! I'll give you 100.000 yen if I sleep before you!" Naruto cheered, Gaara smirking at him.
"Ow...shit..." Naruto cursed his stupidity.
"Long time no see, Gaara-kun, Naruto-kun..." Itachi said from behind them.
Both of them turned around and assumed the fighting stance as they saw Itachi and Kisame.
"You two are..." Naruto said.
"We aren't after you two this time..." Itachi stated.
"Then what are you bastards here for?" Naruto asked as he glared at the two Akatsuki members.
"We're here to take revenge on the demons inside of you for mocking us." Kisame snorted out.
"Wha?" Naruto asked as his arms dropped in confusion.
"Didn't you hear me? Manifest the Kyuubi and Shukaku's chakra so we can take revenge!" Kisame commanded.
"How...do you want to take revenge? By taking our lives?" Naruto asked.
"No, we're going to humiliate them so badly that they'll have to come with us..." Itachi stated.
"That raccoon can be humiliated? Wow..." Gaara replied.
"I still don't get it..." Naruto said totally confused.
"Itachi-san, how the hell are we going to humiliate them anyway?" Kisame asked.
"..." Itachi silently replied as he looked around and thought of possibilities.
"Kisame...Do you think demons can dance?" Itachi asked as he pointed out to the DDR machines.
"I don't know but we sure as hell can after all we have the Akatsuki dance award." Kisame said as he grabbed a trophy out of his robe.
"Then let's use those DDR-machines to make fun of them...Best out of three wins." Itachi stated as he grabbed a camcorder out of his robe.
"Hm, that's a nice idea." Kisame said as he put the trophy away and grabbed a tripod out of his robe and placed it on the floor.
"I still don't..." Naruto said, suddenly grabbing his head with both hands and shaking back and forth like he was possesed.
As a matter of fact, Kyuubi took over just then.
"I see...Back for more humiliation..." Kyuubi said as he grinned widely.
"No...The one who is going to be humiliated is you Kyuubi-san." Itachi stated, still minding his manners.
"Now only for the..." Kisame said as he looked at Gaara and his eyes widened of shock.
"What's wrong Kisame?" Itachi asked and looked at Gaara as well and got the same look of shock.
"Foolish humans, scared at the sight of poor old..." Kyuubi said as he turned his head to Gaara's position and his eyes started twitching.
"Alright! Banzai! Let's get funky!" Shukaku exclaimed as he raised his arms in the air.
"Are you crazy or something raccoon! Manifesting your head and arms on that kid like that! Don't you think people will notice!" Kyuubi exclaimed.
"What's so bad about that? It give me looks to kill for, right?" Shukaku asked innocently.
"...Don't you think it would be quite odd if a random person walked in here and saw your face!" Kyuubi exclaimed.
"No...I think they would fall for my endless charms." Shukaku said as he struck a sparkling pose.
Kyuubi punched him in the face, causing Shukaku to get out of his fantasy state.
"Just posses that kid's eyes and leave the rest of his body normal!" Kyuubi yelled.
"Tsch...fine you wining little..." Shukaku muttered as the snad started to withdraw from Gaara's body, returning everything to normal aside from his eyes.
"...Well I guess, we should start..." Itachi stated.
"So who'se going to pick the first song?" Kyuubi asked grinning.
"Not yet, not yet." Kisame said as he formed a couple of handseals.
"...Why not! I want to freaking dance already!" Shukaku exclaimed.
"Dynamic Light no Jutsu...Disco style." Kisame said as Samehada floated off his back, split up in four Samehada's, positioned themselves around the DDR machines in a square formation.
They transformed into disco lights and planted themselves on the ground, instantly turning on to shine their light.
"...Wow..." Kyuubi and Shukaku replied.
"Anyway there is only one way how we can settle this little dispute about who gets to pick the first song!" Kyuubi exclaimed.
"Jan..." Shukaku said.
"Ken..." Kyuubi added.
"Pon!" Both demons exclaimed.
"...Fine I'll play Jan Ken with you." Itachi stated.
"Hold it right there mister fancy pants Uchiha Sharingan user, you're eyes are an advantage in Jan Ken and we, the comissioners of the demonic demon Jan Ken Pon fan club will not allow any form of cheating." Kyuubi said nodding.
"Yeah so bring it on fishman!" Shukaku exclaimed as stuck his fist out.
"Fine then, your humiliation will start with this little Jan ken game." Kisame said and stuck out his fist.
"Jan..." Kisame said as he and Shukaku raised and lowered their fists once.
"Ken..." Shukaku said as they did the same for a second time.
"Pon/Pon!" They both exclaimed.
Kisame folded his hand open while Shukaku's remained a fist.
"...Crap..." Shukaku cursed.
"Hehehe...Now onto the DDR machines!" Kisame said and soon after they were all standing on the DDR machines.
"Kisame...You're going to pick that song right?" Itachi asked.
"Hehehe, Ofcourse it will ensure our victory from the start." Kisame said grinning.
"Hurry up and choose already, we HAVE better things to plot you know." Kyuubi said waiting impatiently for Kisame to choose the song.
"One more second..." Itachi said as he formed a single handed seal.
"Video camcorder recording no jutsu..." He calmly stated as a red light began to light up on the camcorder.
"The song I choose is..." Kisame stated, adding a silence for dramtic effects.
"Papa Roach - Last Resort!" Kisame exclaimed cheerful as he pressed a button on the DDR machine.
The music started to chant out of the speakers of the Dance Dance Revolution machines.
"Cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort."
As the arrows started to move on the display, the two akatsuki members and the two demonically possesed boys started to dance accordingly However, near the last minute of the song, Kyuubi and Shukaku were so freaked out by the randomness of the songs pace and steps, that they were losing points really fast.
"Nothing is ever...right" Were the words that ended the first song, Kisame and Itachi landing with both their feet on the left and right arrows.
"How the hell can you dance properly to that?" Kyuubi wondered as his feet were lost somewhere in between, not ending the same way as Itachi and Kisame.
"I dunno, but they managed it..." Shukaku stated.
"Oh yeah we freaking rule!" Kisame exclaimed.
"Ofcourse we do." Itachi stated as the two Akatsuki members high-fived eachother.
"Did they just..." Kyuubi said as he pointed at the two.
"Oh my god..." Shukaku added as both demons stared at the two in disbelief. They noticed the stares and looked back at Kyuubi and Shukaku.
"What?" Itachi and Kisame asked in unison.
"coughloserscough" Both demons coughed.
"Anyway, our time to choose! And I pick..." Kyuubi said.
"Limp Bizkit feat. A whole shitload of rappers - Rollin Urban Assault Vehicle!" Kyuubi cheered as Shukaku eagerly pressed the buttons.
"Play that f---in track...Play that f---in track!" The first lines could be heard and instantly arrows started flying across the display.
Being at a much faster pace then the precious song, Itachi and Kisame were having some trouble catching up with the pace. Kyuubi and Shukaku however had little trouble adjusting and were soon racking up their points sky high.
Itachi, noticing he needed to act quickly if they were to catch up, dropped down and started break dancing when a higher pace was reached. However, he soon found out that keeping the pace up for 6 minutes was in fact really tiring and he didn't know for sure if he could.
Kyuubi and Shukaku even decided to throw in a couple of handstands and flips in the entire process, seeing how they had already completely memorized the sequence of the arrows
In the end it was clear who had won this round. Kyuubi and Shukaku followed the pace the most and as it steadily slowed down, they did as well, being the winners of the round.
"Hehehe, We're even right now so the next one should decide it." Kyuubi stated.
"Our dance moves are too funky for you two to beat." Shukaku said grinning.
"You haven't won yet." Itachi stated.
"We get to choose the next song so we are already the clear victors." Kisame said grinning.
"Hehehe...hahahaha! No, seeing the situation I guess it's only fair to call upon the one right thing that should end this." Kyuubi said grinnign widely.
"Bastard fox...You aren't going to..." Shukaku said.
"I challenge you two to The 9 Rounds of High Faint Survivor." Kyuubi said as he pointed at Itachi and Kisame.
"The what?" The two Akatsuki asked confused.
"In the history of Dance Dance Revolution there has been one song that has been feared ever since it's release on a DDR machine...That song is Linkin Park's Faint...It is quite the feat to pass the normal one, but soon after people got bored with it and decided to further extend it's fearfullness. Thus High Faint Survivor was created, it was the original song Faint only at a Higher pace, making it even more difficult to beat. If you two can pass 9 rounds of it then you've exceeded human's limit and are worthy of us." Kyuubi explained nodding. Kisame and Itachi looked at eachother and then started to brainstorm whether or not to do this.
"Itachi...Can we do such a thing?" Kisame asked.
"My Sharingan can track their moves and copy them...After the first round we can start winning..." Itachi stated.
"Hehehe, now I just need to keep up right? Sounds good, I'm starting to get excited already." Kisame said grinning.
"We except your challenge!" The two Akatsuki members exclaimed.
Soon after they started their first round and just then, Kisune and the Gaara fanclub entered the tower.
"Kawaii! Gaara-kun is dancing!" One of the fangirls squealed.
All the other fangirls, excluding Kisuen and Temari, squealed along as they drooled at 'Gaara' his dancing.
"Wait up. Those two people..." Kisune said as she narrowed her eyes on Itachi and Kisame.
"What's wrong, Kisune-chan?" Temari asked confused.
"Ah! They're from the Akatsuki!" Kisune stated.
All the girls looked at her with one raised eyebrow, wanting an explaination about who the hell they were.
"I think I"ve heard of them before...but, who are they?" Temari asked, thinking hard to try and remember where she heard it before.
"They're after Naruto-niisan and most likely Gaara-kun as well." Kisune said nodding.
"Now I remember, the elders of Sunagakure were talking about them and the possible threat they pose! They're S-ranked criminials from the bingo book." Temari stated.
"S...S-rank!" One of the fangirls said.
"And they're after our Gaara-kun!" Another one yelled.
"Why are they dancing anyway...?" The next one wondered.
"We can't let them take our Gaara-kun: A fangirl retorted.
"But they're S-ranked...That's way out of our league..." Another fangirl replied.
"Am I the only one who wonders why the hell they are dancing if they're so dangerous?" The fangirl who was wondering about that little fact asked.
"It's true that their out of our league...but we can still beat them." Temari said smirking
Everyone looked hopeful at Temari, wondering what kind of plan she could possibly have thought of.
"Come closer, we can do this." Temari said and all the fangirls stuck their heads together.
"Oi...Raccoon...They're gaining on us...That Uchiha-bitch copied our dance moves and is now even improving them..." Kyuubi muttered.
"As respectable demons we should do what we always must do to win..." Shukaku stated.
"Use my containers Sexy no jutsu to distract them while we continue dancing?" Kyuubi asked.
"No." Shukaku replied.
"...Somehow escape our containers and rip em, eat em, poop them out and eat them again?" Kyuubi asked.
"No..." Shukaku replied.
"Cheat?" Kyuubi asked.
"No I said respectable demons, we have honor because people honor us." Shukaku replied.
"...That makes no sense at all...But I give up, what is it?" Kyuubi asked.
"Do a 360 spin before the next dance move." Shukaku said grinning.
Kyuubi gave Shukaku a look that said 'what the bloody hell will that do to make us win?'.
"Just do it and you'll see my plan..." Shukaku groaned.
Kyuubi did as he was told and did a full 360 spin and saw,in a short moment, Gaara's fangirls sticking their heads together.
"My dear friend...Are those fangirls my devious demonic eyes spotted?" Kyuubi asked grinning, Shukaku replieing with a huge grin.
"...Itachi, those two demons are up to something...They're grinning demonically..." Kisame warned.
"No they're not...I already used my Sharingan to copy their dance moves and improve them to be more accurate...There's no way they'll win." Itachis tated.
"...I'm telling you, we're going to be screwed again." Kisame stated
"Shut up and dance." Itachi replied.
Meanwhile the fangirls were done with their plotting and listening to Temari and were now getting ready to put the plan in action.
"Ok, so you two go first, then you two...If it still didn't work after that you two go. After that it's game-set-match and we'll have Gaara back for us and no one to take him away." Temari reminded.
"Uhm..." Kisune said.
"Unless Gaara decides that he wants to be with Kisune-chan." Temari added and gave Kisune a wink and a smile, who smiled back at her.
"Hehehehe..." Kyuubi and Shukaku chuckled as tey began to mold a bit more of their chakra.
"Show time baby." Shukaku said.
All of a sudden two pair of legs appeared on each side of Itachi and Kisame's monitor. The two Akatsuki members starting moving their head up, wondering who the fuck just sat on top of the DDR machine.
However, their heads started turning back down, both of them tracing a pair of falling panties. They looked back up after it landed in front of them and then quickly looked back at the screens.
"Itachi did you just see..." Kisame said.
"Yes..." Itachi replied.
"Great, so this time I"m not daydreaming..." Kisame stated.
"You daydream about 14 to 15 year old girls?" Itachi asked.
"...No...But I'm getting kind of distracted here from dancing." Kisame replied.
"Keep dancing, Kisame." Itachi stated Just then a pair of bra's fell down in front of them.
"Itachi, I can't keep dancing like this..." Kisame stated.
"Just think it's Orochimaru who'se undressing and that the better you dance the further away you get from him..." Itachi replied.
Kisame's eyes widened at the thought of the snake sannin undressing and started dancing for his life, hitting every target in the round Then all of a sudden the legs moved a bit more down the screen and two persons started rubbing against Itachi and Kisame's back.
"Well there goes me thinking about Orochimaru trying to hit on me and me running away as fast as possible..." Itachi stated.
"...Can't...resist...rubbing...much...longer..." Kisame said with twitching eyes The girl sitting on Kisame's DDR machine jumped onto him, grabbing a tight hold of the former Hidden Mist-nin.
"Aaaargh!" Kisame yelled as blood shot out of his nose sending him off the DDR machine.
"Kisame!" Itachi yelled as a second later the other girl jumped on top of Itachi, his face pressed against something warm and soft. Itachi also shot away from the DDR machine due to an overwhelming bloodnose.
"Everyone, now!" Temari commanded as she and all the fangirls jumped onto Itachi and Kisame.
"Alright, now it's my turn..." Kisune said as she cracked her knuckles and formed the famous Kage Bunshin handseal.
"Tajuu Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" Kisune said as she created an entire army of shadow clones.
"Henge!" Kisune said as all her cloens repeated it.
"Yooosh! Harem no Jutsu enters the battlefield!" Kisune cheered as she and all her clones were still covered in smoke, conceiling their naked bodies. They joined the large mass of fangirls and the two Akatsuki members, trying to ensure their victory over the feared criminals.
"Murder! Murder!" Itachi screamed as all the fangirls rubbed, groped, pressed onto and crawled all over his body.
"What the hell are you talking about...This is hea...ven." Kisame replied grinning as a girl crawled even over his face.
"No it's not! I'm too young to die! Murder! Murder! Mur...Oew." Itachi said and started grinning as well.
"Itachi...Let's not go after those bastard demons again for the time being." Kisame said nodding, his head hitting girls in a various amount of places.
"Don't get involved with my work..." Itachi replied, followed by some unusual sounds.
"Hey, it actually worked." Kyuubi replied.
"Hehehe, We won." Shukaku replied.
"So how are we going to free our little containers?" Kyuubi asked.
"Let's be demonic and drop them in to that huge pile of human flesh over there." Shukaku said grinning.
"Great idea coming from you, raccoon." Kyuubi replied.
"By the way...We don't have to release them right now, right?" Shukaku asked.
"Why not? It's not like we have anything else to do." Kyuubi replied and eyed Shukaku awkwardly.
"How about we jump into that pile and then release them after let's say...fifteen minutes?" Shukaku asked.
"...We have more pressing matters to atend to, like who is going to win...Get laid in your own time." Kyuubi replied as he glared at Shukaku. Shukaku raised an eyebrow at Kyuubi.
"Ah what the well let's just jump in..." Kyuubi said and both demons jumped in.
Just then Jiraiya walked in carrying a pile of paperwork that one of the chuunin gave him to give to Tsunade. He noticed the pile of humans and instantly dropped the paperwork on to the ground, and surprisingly the large pile didn't even collapse.
"Hehehehe...That's something you don't see every day." Jiraiya said grinning pervertedly as he ran towards the people. He then noticed the camera, that was still filming away.
"My, my, people should learn to have some proper camera work. I guess I could do that then and keep the tape for myself." Jiraiya said and started to chuckle as he ran past the large pile of people, who didn't even notice him.He turned the camera around and started filming.
However soon after he saw Itachi's and Kisame's head sticking out so much, that it was even noticable.
"The Akatsuki! Those dirty bastards! Trapping those bunch of girls with some jutsu! They'll be grateful for me saving them and then when they're all grown up...hahaha-!" Jiraiya exclaimed as he grinned pervertedly. Jiraiya bit his thumb and formed the Boar, the Dog, the Bird, the Monkey and the Sheep handseals.
"Kuchiyose no jutsu!" Jiraiya yelled as he placed his hand on the ground.
Smoke emitted around him and a few seconds later he was standing on one of his frog summons.
"Grab the two Akatsuki members with your tongue and hold them." Jiraiya commanded his frog, who obediently shot his tongue, snatched the two Akatsuki members out of the pile and firmly held them trapped with his tongue.
"No need to worry
girls, I've captured these two felons." Jiraiya stated proudly
as his frog croaked something at him.
All of Kisune's Kage
Bunshins popped off and all the girls stood up and blinked for a
moment at him.
"Uhm...er...shouldn't you..." Jiraiya said as he pointed at the girls.
"AHH! PERVERT!" They screamed.
As fast as she could, Temari jumped to her fan, opened it and launched a gust of wind at Jiraiya, making him jump behind the frog to not get hit. The girls quickly put back on any clothes they had taken off, while Temari tried to keep the great Ero-Sennin away from looking. After putting their clothes back on, they noticed Naruto and Gaara lying on the ground between them.
"Gaara-kun!" The fangirls squealed as they all tried to grab him and take him with them. Just then Gaara woke up and saw all the girls pulling on all of his limbs.
"...You're annoying." Gaara said as he used his sand to release himself from the girls. He slowly raised up from the ground and looked around, wondering what in the world just happened.
"Gaara-kun!" Kisune said as she made her way trough the fangirls.
"Gaara!" Temari also made her way trough the fangirls.
"Are you ok?" Kisune asked, having a worried look on her face.
"Yeah, I think so..." Gaara replied.
"Oi! What the hell just happened!" Naruto yelled,obviously waking up just now as well, as he waved his hand above the heads of the fangirls.
"Naruto, Appearently the Akatsuki was after you again as well as those girls." Jiraiya said as he sat back on top of his frog.
"Eh! Ero-sennin! Since when are you here as well?" Naruto exclaimed after he turned around to face Jiraiya.
"Well, that doesn't really matter now does it? Anyway I'll go put these two in some chakra sealed cells and inform Tsunade about this." Jiraiya said.
"...I still don't get what's going on 'tebayo..." Naruto muttered as he turned around and started walking away.
"Come on Gaara tell us!" One of the fangirls yelled.
Gaara floated way up on his cloud of sand, to avoid the fangirls and the trouble they'd give him if he tried to walk trough them.
"Kisune...I'll probably visit you later..." Gaara stated.
Kisune's face lit up, she started smiling widely as she gave a quick nod in reply to Gaara as he floated off.
"Oi Naruto." Gaara said as he floated closer towards Naruto.
"What is it dattebayo?" Naruto asked.
"Why the hell were we at the Hokage's tower and why do my legs feel like I've been running from Konoha to Suna and back?" Gaara asked.
"...I don't know but something fishy is going on here. All I can remember is getting our asses handed to us by Tsunade-obachan in a DDR-match." Naruto muttered.
"I danced!" Gaara exclaimed.
"Yeah and we were beaten by Tsunade-obachan, why?" Naruto asked.
"Tell me, is this what Temari and Kankurou call a dream?" Gaara asked as he raised an eyebrow.
"I don't know! For some reason I can't remembered what the hell happened, but it definitely wasn't a dream!" Naruto exclaimed as he didn't like the fact that he couldn't remember what happened.
"I don't know what would disturb me more, me actually dancing or you dreaming about me dancing." Gaara stated as he closed his eyes to meditate on which was worse.
"WHA---! I absolutely never ever in my life will dream about you dancing!" Naruto exclaimed.
"Sandy hell!" Gaara cursed out loud after a short moment of silence. Naruto jumped up in shock by Gaara's sudden outburst.
"Who? What? Where? When? How?" Naruto asked as his head shifted from side to side.
"I just realised I really freaking danced..." Gaara calmly stated.
"...It's not like someone aside from me and Tsunade-obachan saw it." Naruto stated.
"Thank god..." Gaara replied.
Some time later, Jiraiya walked back to the scene of the incident.
"Hehehe...The camera is still here." Jiraiya said grinning pervertedly as he grabbed the camera of it's stand.
"If I'm correct this little thing has a load of money making footage on it...Hehehe. Better check it out back at my shelter." Jiraiya said as he put the camera off and into his jacket.
He then left as quickly as he could in order to view his newly aqquired video tape.
"Hey wasn't that Jiraiya-sama?" One of Tsunade's chuunin slaves wondered as they got back from their break.
"Yeah, he seemed like he was in a hurry..." The other one said.
"...I see why, he didn't deliver the papers meant for Hokage-sama." The first one replied.
"God damn it...Now we still have to do it." The second one said as he took half of the pile.
"...Looks like it. Hey did we have disco lights in here before?" The first one asked.
"...Must be another one of Hokage-sama's additions to the building..." The second one replied.
"Yeah..." The other one replied as they walked off to deliver Tsunade her papers and face their doom, unknown to the fact of what the disco lights really are.