1überKewl
CandleFire: That's ok! The ruler of
random-ness-ness-ness forgives you! XD
(Songs about hell are my fav!)
Kawaii meeh: Damn! WHY DIDN'T YOU CHOKE! Lol, j/k. Anyway, glad you liked the last chapter!
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WARNINGS: The word 'Yen' is used a lot in a part
$#!Z - scene or time change (I'm just brilliant!)
"YE DID WHAT?" Kaede yelled loudly, Kagome and Inuyasha covered their ears.
"Not exactly 'we' she kinda opened the hell portal... thing... herself" Kagome said, trying to calm Kaede down, she didn't think she would care, because almost everyone hated Kikyo becuase of all the weird evil things she had done.
Anyway, her attempt to calm Kaede down did not work. Kaede stood up and stomped out of the hut, probably going to go get something to kill them. They both hoped that wasn't the case.
"Well, I hope she has a stroke" Inuyasha said, with a tone in his voice that meant 'end of discussion'.
Kagome glared at him, Kaede was overreacting a bit, since Kikyo was already dead, but that doesn't mean that he shouldn't hope that she has a stroke! Or, maybe it did. She didn't know.
Inuyasha looked around the room unconsciously, suddenly having the urge to get out of the hut, so he decided to go. He got up, which made Kagome glance at him for his sudden movement. Inuyasha grabbed her hand without saying anything and led her out of the hut.
What they saw almost made them faint.
Flamingo's. Everywhere.
Kaede was standing outside of the hut holding about 10-20 flamingos in her arms, Inuyasha gaped, dropped Kagome's hand and fell over laughing.
Kagome started laughing as well, dropping to the ground, she started to roll around. Kaede looked at them with a confused look before blowing it off and heading towards the door of her hut, dropping all the flamingo's on Inuyasha as she passed his rolling body.
Suddenly Sango and Miroku, along with Shippou came walking over to them. They were still laughing, well, not Inuyasha as he had just got a bunch of flamingo's dumped on his head.
"Ok, ok, it's not funny anymore!" Inuyasha yelled to Kagome, who stopped laughing as he said it.
"Alright, sorry, it wasn't really that funny" Kagome said. Miroku, Sango, and Shippou just stared, as they had no idea what was going on, or where the flamingo's came from.
Then, as everyone had just begun to think that all the randomness had stopped, something horrible and devious happened. IT STARTED TO RAIN YEN!
Kagome screamed with delight and started to run around, collecting the currency with everything she had, hands, feet, sandwich baggies. You name it, she probably was using it.
A few minutes later the yen storm stopped and Kagome made a disappointed sound. With nothing better to do she sat down on the ground and started counting all the yen she had got. Everyone stared at her with interest, obviously not knowing what Yen was, as they didn't have actual money way back then.
A few numbers and minutes later, Kagome had totaled up all her 'earnings' to be around ¥ 10,000 ($85, becuase $8.50 ¥1000)
'WOW! I'm going shopping first thing when I get home' Kagome thought, whilst stuffing all the yen in her bag. Everyone else still stared, wondering when she was going to explain. Then, as if by some super luck, she did.
"That is yen, we use it to buy stuff where I come from" Kagome explained, pointing to her bag, everyone nodded, getting what she was saying. All of a sudden a big crashing sound came from behind them, they all turned to see what it was. It was Kilala, who had just got attacked apparently, judging by the wound on its two paws.
Sango gasped and ran over to the fire cat-youkai, dropping to her knees, she examined Kilala's wounds. They weren't that bad. She looked over to where Kilala had come from, a dark figure was approaching.
Everyone looked at the strange figure, wondering who it could be this time. They all groaned. It was Naraku. Again.
"WHAT THE F&#$ NARAKU!" Inuyasha yelled, Naraku didn't say anything, then he blurted out...
"THIS IS THE LAST TIME, I SWEAR TO GOD!"
Everyone stared at him, Kagome walked up to him, with an emotion of sorts on her face.
"Ya know, if I didn't know better, I would say you were stalking us..." She said lowly, not sounding like the Kagome they knew at all, she almost sounded... evil, as in the 'I'm trying to get something out of you' evil.
Naraku twitched, indeed he was stalking them, but he didn't want them to know that, he really only wanted to know where the local Wal-Mart was.
He couldn't take not knowing where it was anymore, so he asked.
"OH MY GOD, WHERE THE HELL IS WAL-MART?"
Everyone stared at him. Again. Who the hell would want to know where Wal-Mart was? Especially someone like him, he probably only wanted to rob it.
'How DO you rob a wal-mart?' Shippou asked mentally, you see, to Shippou, robbing stores was his life. His dream.
He decided to go with Naraku.
"I am going with you, I will rob the wal-mart with you!" Shippou shouted, jumping up onto Naraku's shoulder. Naraku grinned and jumped up into the air, leaving with Shippou.
"Wow. I wonder if he'll come back..." Miroku said, Sango shrugged. Kagome shrugged aswell. Inuyasha just was being stupid and staring at the sky.
Everyone sighed and walked back into Kaede's hut, where Kaede was sitting there, looking at Polaroids of Kikyo. How she got them, no one knows. Everyone sat there in an uncomfortable silence for about 2 minutes before Kaede got up and went outside. Everyone let out a breath. They hadn't even realized they were holding it.
"Well, that was strange, not that it's anything new" Inuyasha commented. Everyone seemed to ignore him, just looking at the walls.
"I'm going home for awhile. There's something I've wanted to do, but then I came back." Kagome said, Inuyasha looked up at her.
"OOOO! Can we come?" Sango asked, Kagome said yes and they all got up, making preparations about the trip to her time.
They all walked to the well and held eachothers hands, until they were in a circle like thing, Kagome led them and they all jumped in, the blue-pink light surrounding them...
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RAR! Ooo, what does Kagome want to do? FIND OUT NEXT TIME! (Next chappie will be up around Saturday or Sunday)
