überKewl

siren66: I rob a Wal-Mart... don't tell though... XD

destinyheart15: Shoes... Drool I don't know, so don't ask... anyway, Ah, I messed up the whole Kirara thing, I thought it was spelled Kilala and pronounced Kirara, lol, other way around.

kawaii meeh: Naruto? Lol, j/k. You'll see what Kagome wants to do... it's evil!

CandleFire: You better belive its beyond randomness! I wish it would rain money too...

Using default again today :(

Everyone, minus Shippou, was sitting on the floor, waiting for Kagome decide what she was going to do. Then she had it. She got up and quickly grabbed the phonebook from a table by the phone and started to frantically flip through it. Finally she got all the numbers she wanted and wrote them down.

Everyone watched her in interest as she walked over to the phone and picked it up, dialing the first number.

"Um yeah, I would like to order 150 extra large pepperoni pizzas" Kagome said into the phone, everyone wondered what a pizza was. "My address is 376 Kurikima ave. Phone number? 03-3445-2811" (real Japanese phone number)

Kagome paused, then spoke up again.

"My name is Seiko" she said with a grin on her face, everyone stared at her confused. "Ok, thank you very much" she said and hung up the phone, putting it back on the charger.

There was a silence, a confused silence. Kagome decided to explain.

"I just played the pizza trick, now we gotta get down there before the pizza comes!" Kagome said, Inuyasha stood up and walked out the door, everyone followed him. Kagome barged in front and took the lead.

They all walked for about 10 minutes before they came to a stop infront of a house. It was the house Kagome was talking about, Kagome quickly ran across the road, positioning herself behind a tree. Everyone followed suite.

About 15 minutes later the pizza came. The guy got out of the car and went to the back to get all the pizza, it took about 10 trips to get all that pizza up onto the porch. Once he did that he went up the steps and rand the doorbell. Kagome stifled a laugh when her long-time enemy, Seiko, opened the door.

"What? I didn't order this!" Seiko yelled, obviously pissed, the pizza man was starting to get pissed aswell. He just hauled 150 pizzas up to someones porch, who didn't even order the damn stuff.

Kagome was obviously trying not to lose it, she was biting her lip and crouching on the ground. Everyone else was just watching the pizza guy getting pissed off along with Seiko, who looked like a total crack-whore.

'Oh my God, is she pregnant?' Sango asked mentally, indeed she was, there was a bulge sticking out from underneath her shirt. She could tell everyone else was thinking the same thing, telling by the disgusted look on their faces.

Or that could be from the fact that Seiko had just payed for all the pizza and was eating it like she hadn't eaten in years. When someone eats like they haven't eaten in years, you do not want to be around.

Kagome suddenly burst out in laughter, everyone else did to, making Seiko look up from her pizza paradise and spot Kagome.

"HIGURASHI!" She yelled, Kagome stopped laughing, looking at her with an emotionless expression on her face.

"YOU SHOULD TRY THIS PIZZA, IT'S REALLY GOOD!" She added, making Kagome and the others face-fault, but they quickly recovered and ran off, waving to Seiko, who just looked confused but quickly turned her attention back to the pizza.

Kagome ran up the shrine stairs, laughing like a maniac, everyone else followed her, concerned for her mental health. Finally Kagome stopped laughing, and then started screaming. Everyone looked up to see Kagome flying down the stairs. Inuyasha's eyes got as huge as plates.

He stepped over to the side and caught Kagome just in time, everyone sighed in relief.

"Watch where you're going, you stupid wench" Inuyasha said, trying to cover up his good deed, everyone sighed, they were used to this by now, after living with it for about a year.

"Yeah, whatever Inuyasha. Sit" Kagome said, grinning as Inuyasha hit the ground and rolled down the stairs. Everyone laughed for a moment and continued up the stairs. Inuyasha just laid there.

10 minutes later, everyone decided that they should go back to the Feudal era, as it would be getting dark soon. Not really, but it was a good excuse. So they all went into the well house and held hands like before. They all jumped in the well. Back to the past...

They were all surprised at what they saw, Wal-Mart merchandise everywhere. Shippou and Naraku were at the top of the huge pile too, drinking some fine wine.

"Oh god guys, you should've seen it! There were cops everywhere!" Naraku said drunkenly, holding his glass up high in the air. Then taking another drink.

Everyone stared. They were shocked. Then they looked at Shippou, who was also drinking.

"Well, I'll be damned..." Miroku said quietly, trailing off. Sango just stared in disbelief. Suddenly a loud thump was heard. Kagome had fainted.

"Well, I must be going now. Thank you, little Shippou. You were a great... ahh... what's that word? Oh yeah. Partner." Naraku said, walking off into the forest, leaving everything behind. Except the wine.

Shippou laughed and drank the rest of his wine, then jumping off the huge pile. Which was around 275 feet in the air. (Yes, I just hit random #'s)

Everyone ignored the loud thump and gathered around Kagome, who was sprawled out on the ground, looking as if she was sleeping. But everyone knew what happened.

Inuyasha slowly bent down and shook her shoulders, which woke her up.

"ahh, what happened?" She asked. Everyone almost face-faulted, but held themselves.

"You passed out from all the merch. From Wal-Mart" Sango explained, Shippou laughed drunkenly when she said the store's name. Everyone ignored him for the moment.

"Oh, I remember" She said flatly, moving her hand up to her head where it had hit the ground, she was kind of mad that no one bothered to catch her.

They all were like that for a minute, just frozen in their positions. Miroku decided to 'break the ice' by groping Sango. It didn't work.

"Aww, c'mon Miroku, it might of worked last time, but this time... don't even try it" Shippou said, everyone looked over the drunken fox child and started laughing.

Shippou looked confused as to why everyone was laughing, but his brain processed the thought that he had just made some funny joke, so he decided to start laughing as well.

It all ended when something else caught their attention.

Inuyasha turned around and saw something running right towards them!

"Move back, I have no idea what this is!" Inuyasha shouted to his fellow teammates, who did as he said. Inuyasha pulled out his sword and was about to pull the Wind Scar when he realized that it was just a fish. The fish ran past them and it took him a minutes to realize...

A running fish?

Inuyasha ran right after it, everyone else followed him, having no clue what was going on, as usual.

Inuyasha caught up with the fish and hacked it to pieces, which made Kagome wince a little. She hated things that involved cutting.

Everything that they were thinking was interrupted by a huge THUMP from behind them, they all turned around at the same time, to be met by...

BWAHAHAHAHA! CLIFFIE! Ok, so I lied, it's not Saturday, and here is a new chapter. SUE ME! Even though you wouldn't get anything and you would waste all your time in court, but that's ok!