1überKewl
kawaii meeh: w00t! NARUTO! Hehehe. I love the pizza trick!
RizuTamaara: HILLBILLY! Thanks for the cool border ideas!
CandleFire: Uhh... I'll just say you're right. Wal-Mart forever!
HILLBILLY - scene or time change
WARNINGS: The word f is used a lot in a sentence, it will be blurred out as to not have any immature person report my story. If you do not like the F word, or do not like blurred out swear words, do not read the sentence marked by f's
They were met by...
A huge fish!
Everyone gaped at the huge fish, which towered over them, creating a huge shadow. The fish, which Kagome identified as a giant man eating piranha, was starting to move towards them.
"WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!" Sango yelled, irritated at her all of her friends for just sitting there when a giant piranha was about to eat them all. Everyone turned to face her, then they looked at the fish, then at her, then the fish, they looked at Sango one last time and then ran off in the opposite direction of the fish. Sango followed them.
The chase lasted for about 5 minutes before the fish started making wheezing sounds. Everyone turned to look at it, the fish was lying on the ground, gills flapping crazily.
"Oh, well, that was easy" Miroku said, happy that they didn't have to fight a giant fish, or any fish for that matter. Sango sighed in relief, she knew Inuyasha could probably take it on, but she didn't think anyone would want to take that chance.
"Well... I guess we are having fish tonight..." Kagome said, mostly to herself. Shippou almost puked. He HATED fish, and the thought of that mixed with his alcohol filled body, led to some pretty nasty thoughts about him eating fish.
"Shippou, you ok? Ya look kinda... sick, or something" Sango said, obviously concerned. Shippou looked up and then lost his lunch all over the place. (For those who don't catch my drift, I mean puked)
It got all over Inuyasha somehow, who obviously got pissed off.
"f---! f---idy f--- f---! you f---! what the f---! how the f---! you f---ing f---er! f--- you f--- you! my f---ing clothes!"
Everyone stared at him like he had just streaked throughout all of Japan. Which seemed pretty equivalant to the situation right about then. Kagome expresson went from shocked to mad.
"SITSITSITSITSITSIT! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT INFRONT OF SHIPPOU! SITSITSITISITISIT!" yelled Kagome, and then she observed her work, decided it wasn't enough and sat him about 100 more times. Inuyasha went down.
They all gathered around the huge hole in the ground, staring into what seemed to be a never ending abyss.
"Kagome, I think you killed him!" Miroku said, sounding a little panicked. He had never seen Inuyasha get sat that bad.
Kagome peered into the hole, looking with all her might for the half-demon in red. He was probably going to be ALL red if what Miroku said was right.
Inuyasha stood up, looked up and saw a stamp sized speck of light, he wondered if he could jump that high. He looked at the speck of light...
"GOD DAMN KAGOME! I'M TRAPPED DOWN HERE!" Inuyasha yelled as loud as he could, which was pretty loud. Kagome yelled back. "SORRY!"
Inuyasha jumped up with all his strength. He got about halfway up.
"USE THE FORCE!" Shippou yelled down into the hole.
Inuyasha used the force all right. He used so much force that he passed out for a minute.
Everyone up above looked at each other concerned, then they looked at the Wal-Mart merchandise. At that moment the same thing clicked into their minds.
HILLBILLY
The huge rope/pole/thing was done, they all admired their work, then lowered it into the ground. Inuyasha grabbed onto it and they hoisted him up, it took all of them, including Kirara, to pull him up, once they got him up, Miroku decided it was sarcastic comment time.
"Wow Inuyasha, lay off the food for awhile."
"FINE! I WILL!" Inuyasha yelled back
Everyone stared at him, concerned for his mental health, again.
"I AM GOING ANOREXIC! AND BULIMIC! AND BIPOLAR!" Inuyasha declared, Kagome's mouth was practically hanging open.
"Oh NO you didn't!" Kagome yelled. Everyone turned and stared at her, then they turned back to Inuyasha, who was trying to sneak away to go puke in the bushes. They all grabbed him and tied him up to a swivel chair. One of the many objects Shippou stole with Naraku.
"INUYASHA! ANOREXIA, BULIMIA, AND BIPOLARNESS ARE VERY, VERY BAD!" Shippou scolded. Inuyasha looked at him as if he was off his rocker, which he most likely was.
Shippou grabbed a 45 inch plasma TV from the huge pile and popped a movie about anorexia in. They forced Inuyasha to watch it, along with a movie called 'The mouse and the motorcycle' which ended up being rigged and in the middle of the movie, someone recorded over it with a mouse getting trapped in a mouse trap. (I don't know, I just thought that was hilarious.)
After he was done watching all the movies, which took up a good 4 hours of his life, they released him.
HILLBILLY (lets say its... 8:00pm, lol)
Everyone was getting ready for bed. Finally they were all ready and they said their goodnights, then, they were off to dreamland...
HILLBILLY (Yeah, I know that was cheap, anyway, 6:00am next time!)
Anyway... nice chapter, huh? HUH? YOU BETTA BE GRATEFUL! HOW CAN YA DO THIS TO ME? YO MOMMA! Ehh... no more grapes for me after 9:00pm... anyway... yeah. Next chappie will be up around... eh... next monday.