überKewl

siren66: Your brain is special? CAN I HAVE IT? Anyhow, thanks. XD

kawaii meeh: Oh. Lets just say he was drunk off his a– I mean uh... butt... and thought he hated fish, lol, I really don't watch the show anymore.

Sorry 'bout the chapters being so short and cheap, I actually might re-write this one day... heh.

AND HERE WE GO FOR A RECORD BREAKING 10 PAGE CHAPPIE! (lol, if I'm even able to do it...)

XD - scene or time change.

Next morning, 6:00am

The sun was just rising over the horizon when everyone started to wake up. Today they were going to get the rest of the jewel shards, regardless of consequences. They all started to stretch their aching muscles. Kagome gave out a huge yawn and went over to her backpack and grabbed 2 towels and a couple bars of soap.

"Wanna go find a hot spring?" She asked her friend Sango, who nodded her head yes excitedly, they both were gone within an instant.

Inuyasha quickly grabbed Miroku and held onto both his arms. Miroku started crying fake tears, which almost made Inuyasha let him go, being the dumb person he was, but he realized that he knew better. Miroku kept whining, which made Shippou cover his ears. Inuyasha was pissed that he couldn't cover his own ears.

Inuyasha couldn't take it anymore. He let one hand off of Miroku and searched inside his haori, everyone present in the hut watched him search for whatever he was searching for. Finally he pulled out a roll of duct tape and ripped a piece off. He put the roll back into his haori and slapped the piece of duct tape on Miroku's mouth. The noise was muffled, Miroku struggled even more, which made Inuyasha make a swift kick into his special place. Miroku fainted.

Shippou started laughing, which made Inuyasha chuckle, then go into a laugh. They started laughing uncontrollably.

The girls came back and stared at them for the longest time. Finally they stopped laughing and let out a refreshing sigh.

"You had to be there" Shippou explained, the girls gave an understanding laugh and sat down where they were. Miroku finally woke up, his first words being, "My thing hurts"

Everyone laughed again.

Miroku just sulked.

Finally everyone calmed down and got serious again.

"Hey, how come we keep blowing off hunting for the shards?" Kagome asked, everyone shrugged. Sango suggested that they go now, everyone seemed to like that idea, so off they were!

XD

It had been 2 hours already, and still no jewel shards. Everyone was beginning to think that Naraku had all the shards, and was only missing the 5 that they had. So their mission changed.

Find jewel shards to find Naraku.

It was fairly easy to find Naraku, as that idiot probably forgot about the whole thing. He had left his scent all the way to the castle, which they ended up at.

They spotted Naraku on the front steps, smoking a cigarette. With a laptop, and some vodka.

"OY! NARAKU!" Inuyasha yelled. Naraku looked up and instantly went from 'business guy' to 'I'm gonna kick your ass guy' He stood up and walked towards Inuyasha, quickly turning around and running back into his castle.

He came back out a minute later with his bamboo suit on.

Everyone face-faulted.

Finally they got serious and Inuyasha pulled out his sword. He went commando right away, using his ultimate attack.

"BACKLASH WAVE!" (That is the strongest attack, right?)

Naraku went flying backwards, the idiot had forgot to put up a barrier. The shikon jewel went flying from his neck, into the space between him and Inuyasha.

Inuyasha wasted no time. He threw down his sword and rushed for the jewel, sadly, Naraku rushed for it at the same time.

They were both about to grab it as they collided with each other, they both fell backwards, rubbing their foreheads.

Finally Inuyasha grabbed it and ran back towards his sword, he grabbed it and pointed it at Naraku, who was right infront of it, if he had gone any farther, he probably would've been stabbed.

Naraku put his head down in defeat. "All I ever wanted was a friend!" he shouted in misery, everyone looked at him as if the cigarette he was smoking was actually a joint. Little did they know though, it was.

"All my life! Everyone hated me!" Naraku started, everyone automatically tuned him out, not caring what he had to say. Naraku rambled on for the next 5 minutes and then broke down crying.

Everyone stared at him.

Suddenly Naraku turned around and gasped, everyone looked aswell, standing there was a big, humongous, brown bear.

"Hello Naraku" The bear said, grinning evilly...

XD

OOOOOO! What's gonna happen! Ok, so, it's not 10 pages, it's only 2 ½, but, it's Monday, and I promised a new chapter. Next chapter will be up in 1 or 2 weeks.