Authors note- You may or may have not noticed that I had to put all my chapters back up, which is really irritating and funny at the same time…anyway, I heard this song and knew it would be perfect! Here ya go, Bon appetite
Mina sat in the library reading a book and looked up to see that Tom, Jekyll and Dorian were watching her. She raised an eyebrow. ' Can I help you gentlemen?' Dorian stood up. 'You have to choose one of us. Although we all know it will be me…'
'Are you crazy? It's gonna be me!' Tom stood up to face Dorian
.'What about you? 'Mina said, glancing at Jekyll. 'Well you see-''what? What about him? I'm the obvious choice here- 'Shut your mouth!' Mina sighed and got up to leave when they all turned to her…
Tom: Call me good
Dorian: Call me bad
Jex: Call me anything you want to baby
Tom: But I know that you're sad
Dorian: And I know I'll make you happy
With the one thing that you never
All three: Baby, I'm your man
don't you know that?
Baby, I'm your man
Tom: You bet!
All three: If you're gonna do it, do it right - right?
Do it with me
Jex: So good...
You're divine
Wanna take you, wanna make you
But they tell me it's a crime!
Dorian cut in abruptly
Dorian:Everybody knows where the good people go
But where we're going baby
Ain't no such word as no!
All three: Baby, I'm your man
don't you know who I am?
Baby, I'm your man
You bet!
If you're gonna do it, do it right - right?
Do it with me
Come on baby, (ooh, take me home
Please don't leave me here, to do it on my own...)
Tom and Jekyll both get pushed out of the way by dorian who puts an arm around Mina
Dorian: First class information
I'll be your sexual inspiration
And with some stimulation
We can do it right...
Mina rolled her eyes at him
Dorian: So why waste time
With the other guys?
When you can have mine
I ain't askin' for no sacrifice
Baby your friends do not need to know!
I've got a real nice place to go
'Your vanity is killing me Dorian' Mina said, pushing him away towards the other two.
Tom: Listen,
I don't need you to care
I don't need you to understand
Dorian interrupted again, pushing sawyer from his way
Dorian: All I want is for you to be there
And when I'm turned on-
Jekyll cut in receiving a glare from Dorian.
Jex: If you want me
I'm your man!
Al three: If your gonna do it do it right, right do it with me,
If your gonna do it do it right.
All three of them began interrupting each other trying to get her attention
Tom: I'll be your boy, I'll be your man,
Jex: I'll be the one who understands,
Dorian: I'll be your first, I'll be your last,
I'll be the only one you ask,
Tom: I'll be your friend, I'll be your toy,
Jex: I'll be the one who brings you joy,
I'll be your hope, I'll be your pearl,
Suddenly Tom jumped up onto the table to get away from the pushing and shoving
Tom: I'll take you half way round the world,
Dorian: I'll make you rich, I'll make you poor,
All three: I'm your man!
Mina smiled politely and retrieved her book from the floor. 'That was rather entertaining boys, but I have things to do. See you later.' She passed Quatermain as she left the room and he glanced at the three of them. 'Sawyer! Get off the damn table!'