überKewl
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(I will rewrite this one day!)
Fo' Shizzle - scene or time change
"Uh.. Hello mister bear, can I help you?" Naraku asked the huge bear, his voice sounding oddly squeaky. The bear laughed, which sounded more like a roar, considering he was a bear and normally bears don't talk.
"Yes, actually, you can..." The bear started, but was cut off by Inuyasha, who looked mad as he had no clue as to what was going on right then.
"NARAKU, WHO THE HELL IS THIS?"
Naraku turned and faced Inuyasha.
"I want you all to meet my... partner... Mister Bear." Naraku told them, as if speaking to a 2 year old. The bear let out an amused laugh, "Not anymore Naraku! YOU NEVER DID YOUR PART OF THE DEAL!"
Everyone looked at Mister Bear, then at Naraku, and then back at Mister Bear. They were all thinking the same thing at the same time, which was, 'WHAT is going on here?'
The bear raised a huge paw and smacked Naraku right smack dab in the nose, Naraku let out a girly scream and grabbed his nose, which was bleeding profusely. Blood dribbled down his hand and onto the ground, Sango and Kagome made 'eww' sounds.
The bear, who looked proud, gave one last look to Naraku before stomping off towards whatever direction he came from.
"Well, that was... Strange" Miroku commented, they all looked at Naraku, who was holding his nose with a part of his baboon pelt, which no one had ever figured out.
"Well, since you are probably going to bleed to death, we have a few questions for you..." Kagome said, grinning.
Naraku looked up, his nose partially covered in blood. It was still bleeding.
"Yes?" He asked, urging her on.
"SoOoOo... What's with the unoriginal name? Every bad guy in an anime has a name that means hell, or evil, or dumbass, so, what's with it?"
"Uh... well... um... UMM..." Naraku started, obviously uncapable of coming up with a real answer.
"Never mind. Question 2. So... Uh... do you have a dog?" Kagome asked, trying to come up with so many dumb questions that he would become pissed off.
"Actually, yes. It's name is Rover." Naraku answered, and then started crying.
Everyone stared at him. He went on for about 5 minutes about how he would probably never see little Rover again. Or something to that extent. They let him get it all out. Naraku dried his eyes and then started crying again. His nosebleed had stopped.
This went on for about an hour, in which everyone had just stood there, watching Naraku sulk on the ground.
Finally everyone left Naraku, and went to go somewhere more private so they could put the jewel together.
-- Fo' Shizzle --
They finally reached a forest.
Kagome took the almost finished jewel and the few shards they had collected and put them together. There was a bright light that lasted about a couple seconds before it died down.
There it was, the completed Shikon no Tama.
"But... if you use it, won't the well be sealed up forever?" Miroku inquired. Kagome and Inuyasha looked up at eachother, then at Miroku, then back at eachother. "Um..." Inuyasha started..
They were all interrupted by loud music.
(Sorry, but I had to put hurricane humor in here. Sorry if it offends you, I really am)
"HERE I AM! ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE!" The music blasted throughout the what used to be a quiet forest.
They turned around and saw Shippou fiddling with a radio that Kagome had in her backpack, Kagome sighed and walked over to Shippou. She looked at him and then turned off the radio.
"Now, where were we? Oh yeah. Well, I guess we don't have to use it, well, I mean, we can use it. But we have to wish for something that everyone wants, and Kagome has to make the decision." Sango stated, everyone agreed.
"I know, how about we wish for the well to be open forever?" Kagome asked. Everyone seemed to ponder this for a moment.
"Let's try it." Inuyasha said, everyone was surprised he was actually going along with this.
"Ok." Kagome said, then she took a deep breath. She clasped her hands around the jewel.
"I wish... The well would stay open forever." She said. The jewel glowed and a white light shot from it, like before. The light died down no sooner than it had started up.
They looked and all gasped. The spirit of Midoriko hovered infront of them.
"I'm sorry, I cannot grant your wish" She said flatly, yet her voice held a hint of sadness in it.
"WHAT? WHY?" Inuyasha yelled, which earned him a sit. Midoriko explained that the well was open only because of the Shikon no Tama. If it was rendered useless, the well would be too.
Kagome nodded.
"Kagome. You decide what you want to do, and when you are ready to make your wish, I will grant it" Midoriko said, then disappeared.
Kagome grabbed her stuff and ran home. She had decided what she wanted to do.
-- Fo' Shizzle --
Ok, holy crap, it's been a month! Sorry, but school is so annoyin! There will probably be one or two more chapters, then it will end. Not much humor in this one, and it got a little deep in the ending, but oh well.
After this is finished, I'll probably re-write it and then maybe make a sequel. Well, I'm out!