Phone Spiders

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, nor ATHF, don't know why I would.

Scene: You see a castle sitting on a rocky shore. The sky is dark and it's storming. You see "South New Jersey" on the bottom of the screen. Camera pans inside the castle and there's Sesshomaru and Jaken sitting in a study. The phone rings.

Jaken: Pushes the button to activate the speaker phone.

Telemarketer: Hello Mr. Sess... See... Sea- shoe...Seka... ... Sesa-Moo.

Sesshomaru: Glares at the phone Jaken, send the phone spiders.

Jaken: Ay milord! Jaken puts some mechanical looking spiders into a hole in the phone hehe The hole closes and lumps travel through the phone line and into the wall

Telemarketer: Well Mr. Sesa-Moo I got a deal fo- AHHHHHH! SPIDERS! choking sounds

Sesshomaru: smirks and goes back to his book

Okay guys I haven't done this in a while. And for those of you who read my Harry Potter cross over, I am Sooooooooo sorry. I've had computer problems lately. The laptop I usually write on crashed and my dads taking care of it. And my main computer died, turns out one of my cats peed on it. No joke my cat pissed on my computer and killed it! And all my files are on the, as of now, unusable laptop. But now we got a new computer! A dell! So ass soon as it gets fixed there WILL be more story.

I still am so sorry.

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