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"WHAT DID YOU SAY INUYASHA?" Kagome demanded. Everyone else had passed out already from Inuyasha's horrible announcement so no one else could ask him WHAT he had just said.
"I SAID... Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat." Inuyasha said, Kagome looked even angrier.
"NO INUYASHA, THAT IS NOT WHAT YOU SAID!" She shouted, Inuyasha sighed and then, told the truth.
"Ok, I actually said... I have AIDS"
Everyone that had passed out got back up and passed out again, just for effect. By this time, Kagome had passed out as well.
Inuyasha waited for everyone to get back up and get a hold of themselves. After everyone had done this, Inuyasha smiled. Miroku looked at him, shocked. Well, there really wasn't any other feeling anyone was experiencing right now except for shock. If this hadn't shocked them all enough, what came next was sure to turn their hair white.
"APRIL FOOLS!" Inuyasha yelled at the top of his lungs. Kagome looked surprised and went over to her big yellow bag, pulled out a calender and looked at it.
"My God! What do ya know! It is April fo...?" Kagome stopped in the middle of her sentence and looked at the calender again, this time confused.
Everyone except Inuyasha looked confused as well.
"I'm assuming it's not?" Shippou said slowly, Kagome looked at him and nodded her head no.
"Ok Inuyasha, what was that about?" Sango asked Inuyasha, who looked like he was he was about to explode in fits of laughter.
"Yes Inuyasha, care to tell us why you just said you have AIDS?" Miroku inquired. This time, Inuyasha couldn't hold it in and he burst out laughing. Everyone looked at him for a moment and then waited patently for him to stop laughing.
An hour later... (10:30am)
After about an hour, Inuyasha finally stopped laughing, much to everyone's relief.
"OK, ok, it was just a joke, I really don't have AIDS" Inuyasha said, panting. Everyone nodded understandingly and sat down, well, they were already sitting, seeing as they had passed out not to long ago.
An uncomfortable silence rose upon them. No one knew what to say.
"Well... um..." Kagome started. They all stared at her, waiting patiently for her to finish her sentence. It was never finished, because at that very moment, Miroku got up and walked out of the hut.
"I wonder where he is going..." Sango said almost to nobody, everyone else stood up.
"Let's follow him!" Shippou said excitedly, he then ran out of the hut, everyone following suite.
They finally caught up to Miroku in a forest. He was still walking, and he looked a little tense. They all hid behind separate trees, looking at Miroku.
"You guys go ahead, me and Shippou are going to stay back." Inuyasha said, Shippou looked up at him in confusion and anger. He opened his mouth to protest but Inuyasha swiftly darted over to where Shippou was standing and clamped a hand over his mouth.
"He'll be able to sense us, idiot! He's a monk! Not a very good one, but a monk none the less!" Inuyasha whispered harshly, and then looked at Kagome.
"You should stay behind too, I have no clue if he can sense your miko powers or not."
Everyone then looked at Sango. "Let me guess? I have to go?" She asked, even though she knew the answer. Everyone nodded. She sighed in annoyance.
"You guys are taking this WAY too seriously..." She mumbled under her breath, she then stalked away, making sure to keep an eye on Miroku, who was now VERY far away from where they were standing.
Inuyasha and Kagome watched her follow Miroku until she was out of sight, and Shippou sat down on the ground with his arms crossed, looking pouty.
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Meanwhile...
Sango followed Miroku for another 10 minutes, then suddenly Miroku turned around and sighed.
"I know you are following me, Sango" He said, annoyance in his voice. Sango froze, unable to speak or move.
"If you must know, I was going for a walk, becuase you all were being stupid and annoying, especially Inuyasha." He explained, Sango managed to say 'oh'. She then ran off as fast as her legs could carry her.
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Inuyasha's ears twitched as he looked up, there was Sango, running as fast as she could towards them, when she finally reached the tree that Kagome was by, she skidded to a stop.
"He's... just... going... for...a.. walk" Sango said, gasping and wheezing in between each word.
Everyone face-faulted. They quickly recovered.
"Well then, I suppose we should get going...?" Kagome inquired, everyone agreed and they headed back to the village...
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WOOO! Wow, that took forever, but I had HORRIBLE writers block. I was down to typing a sentence a day! But then they followed Miroku and it started flowing, hm... right. Ok then, next chapter will be up in a week, I PROMISE!