My, my, my this is certainly the most interesting of the songs I have up here…well, maybe not as good as the milkshake parody. The lyrics I found weren't exactly complete but I don't mind too much because they were the weirder, harder to use verses, hehehe. Enjoy the weirdness…
Everyone on board the ship was lounging around, with not a whole lot to do. Tired of shooting targets, doing not a lot in the first place, being vain and sneaking around. Dorian sighed for the umpteenth time that afternoon. Suddenly he started to twitch and shake, feeling very restless and a strange sensation coming over him…He jumped up suddenly and shouted 'I've got madness!' A crewmember recognised the problem immediately. 'He's got cabin fever!!!' Jekyll did the same as Dorian. 'I've got it too!!'
Skinner:
I got cabin fever it's burning in my brain
Jex:
I've got cabin fever it's driving me insane
Crew:
We got cabin fever, we're flipping our bandanas
been stuck at sea so long we have simply gone bananas
Everyone:
Ariba!
Chica chica boom
A chica chica boom boom chic
Chica chica boom
A chica chica boom boom chic
Mina and Dorian:
We got cabin fever we've lost what sense we had
We got cabin fever, we're all going mad
Alan:
We were sailing, sailing the wind was on our side
and then it died
'But we don't need the wind…' Nemo muttered
Tom:
I've got cabin fever
I think I've lost my grip
Hyde:
I'd like to get my hands on
whoever wrote this script
Mina:
I was floating 'neath a tropic moon
and dreaming of a blue lagoon
Now I'm crazy as a loon
Everybody:
Cabin fever has ravaged all aboard
This once proud vessel has become a floating psycho ward
We were sailing, sailing headed who knows where
And now though we're all here
We're not all there
Cabin fever! Aah!
Everyone posed in a big group and suddenly re found their dignity, shuffling away slightly embarrassed...