When Two Great Stories Collide

Author's Notes: Hey! I am so sorry for not updating for a while. I will try to work on these stories extra hard...as soon as my science project is finished. Which might take a while. (guards self with Kagome shield) It's not my fault. Don't take it out on Kagome...Lol.

Disclaimer: I should to my science project on the gullibility of the human mind. Seriously, everyone is totally gullible if they think that I have written anything remotely famous.

Ch. 7: Randy Dogs by Moonlight...

As you all probably imagined, things did not go smoothly their first night in Gryfinndor tower. As soon as they got there, Hermione had to explain about the Girls and Boy's Dormitories. To Miroku's extreme dismay, they learned that boys could not go up to the girl's dormitories. Not that it kept the lecherous monk from trying. As soon as the girls went up, Miroku made many attempts to go up.

"Oy, Miroku." Inuyasha said, the others laughing from behind, "You are not going to get up there. Just give up all ready."

Miroku simply ignored him, sliding down the staircase for the fifteenth time. Lavender and Parvati soon showed up in the common room as well. And seeing the rather attractive foreign exchange student trying to get up there was rather amusing.

"Miroku," Lavender giggled, "What makes you so eager to get up there?"

Parvati's face darkened slightly after Miroku's twenty-first attempt. She whispered something into Lavender's ear; Lavender also looked angry after hearing Parvati's suspicion. "You aren't trying to go up there to see someone, right?" They were trying to see if he was taken or not...not that it made a difference. They were going to get their trophy foreign exchange student boyfriends, one way or another.

"Of course not," Miroku lied smoothly, perhaps saving the ounce of dignity he had left. "I just wanted to make sure you all got to bed safely." He flashed the girls a dazzling smile, making the rather dense girls swoon. Inuyasha, however, looked as though he was about to barf. Harry and Ron thought it was rather odd; Miroku seemed very similar to Malfoy. But their friend at least had a chance with someone other than a hunchback.

"Oh please," said a rather angry voice at the top of the staircase. "He is just trying to get a glimpse of us in our nightgowns. I know how your mind works, you pervert."

Miroku smiled again, even if the person-or people-above couldn't see it. "Why Sango. I am so touched. You care enough to see what I am doing, and then admit how you know me so well. Are you spying on us, darling?"

"Kagome and I were trying to talk and you were making such a racket," Sango yelled from the top, "How am I supposed to think around here when there is a horny dog like you to worry about? Even Kagome is starting to worry!"

Inuyasha, suddenly realizing that Miroku would see Kagome in a nightgown as well (whatever that is; it must have been bad for Sango to mention it), growled, "You are NOT seeing Kagome in a nightgown!"

"But Inuyasha," Miroku said, pausing a moment from his stair climbing quest, "As lovely as seeing Kagome in a nightgown might be," Inuyasha's veins popped out of his head. Harry and Ron backed away slowly. "She is not the main target."

As Inuyasha asked, "Who then?" Sango said, "So we're targets now?"

Miroku shook his head, laughing. "Inuyasha, I do believe that Sango is also a member of the female species. Or have you forgotten the womanly curves there?"

Sango suddenly stomped away (they couldn't see her, but the loud 'Thumps' that were heard was a dead giveaway), no doubt embarrassed beyond belief. Inuyasha also had a slight red tenge in his complexion, "Well, yeah I knew that. But I don't look at my friends like that! Jeez, Sango was right. You are randy!"

"I believe the exact wording was 'horny dog', Inuyasha," Harry pointed out, trying not to laugh. Ron, who was beside him, was howling with laughter. "But yes, I'd have to agree."

Miroku simply shrugged. "We might as well go up. I won't get up there today, and even if I could, Sango would kill me."

The others agreed and they all went up the staircase, making comments about how Miroku was 'whipped by Sango. Whipped like the randy dog he was.' Meanwhile, Lavender and Parvati were boiling in the common rooms. Not only did they hardly get to talk to Inuyasha and Miroku, but they also just left without saying good night. They both knew that in order to get what they wanted, something would have to be done. Kagome and Sango had to be taken care of. They were getting all of the attention until Sango came and started talking about Kagome and herself. And then after that, it seemed like they were transparent. The two girls were not used to such treatment, and they did not like it. Not one bit. The other girls had to be out of the picture.

As if sharing the same mind, the two girls went up the staircase, knowing exactly what they had to do. They had experience in shunning girls; they had to do so in order to be on top of the food chain, or the social ladder. Which ever you prefer; either way it is a load of bull. Any who, they knew that in order for girls to be shunned, something horrible had to be spread about school. At first they would try to befriend them and try to find something out for themselves. If that didn't work, they'd make up something horrible. Either way, by the time Lavender and Parvati were done with them, Inuyasha and Miroku would be all theirs.

Grinning to themselves, the girls opened the door to their room. In there, the three girls were sitting on their separate beds, wearing PJs (and not the lacy lingerie that Miroku was imagining) and Sango was looking quite angry. "Hello!" said Lavender, in a sickly sweet voice. The two girls went to their own beds.

Noticing that the other girls suddenly went quiet and were looking a bit annoyed, Parvati said, "We apologize for our behavior tonight. We were just excited, with the new year hype and all."

Hermione snorted, knowing perfectly well that this was not the case. Kagome also knew this, but being the forgiving person she was, decided to give them another chance. "That's fine. A new school year always gets me excited too. But once I have math, it goes all down hill from there." Lavender and Parvati gave a very high-pitched, fake laugh.

Sango, trying not to roll her eyes, continued, "Anyway, as I was saying before, so Miroku had to point out that I was a woman. How embarrassing was that? It was bad enough that Miroku was trying to get up here in the first place, but then Inuyasha didn't even think that he was trying to get up there for me...But I suppose that is reasonable. It seems he is always protective of you."

A small, reddish brown headed figure on Kagome's lap laughed as he said, "Inuyasha doesn't know that you are a girl, Sango? I mean, I knew he was stupid, but not mentally challenged!"

Of course, this little figure was Shippou. Now, before I continue this story, I will explain. Of course, Shippou is a male (at least, this is what we think...) and therefore, should not be in the girl's dormitory. But there are many reasons why this is ok. For one, Shippou cannot be considered 'a threat' to the innocence of these girls. In demon years, he is reasonably young. I mean, Kagome and Sango let him bathe with them, so he must not be a threat. And, the reason for banning guys in the first place is to protect girl and their innocence. Also, as of now, Shippou is Kagome's pet. So, male or not, he would be allowed in the dormitory. There are also other reasons as well, but if I told them, it would give a bit of the plot away (but you all are so clever you all probably figured it out). So, I do realize that this is not as it should. But hey, the Inuyasha gang should not even be in Hogwarts, so many rules of common sense are being broken. So, lets continue...

Just noticing the adoreably cute...whatever it was on Kagome's lap, Lavender and Parvati jumped off their beds and picked up Shippou. "Aww! He's so cute! What's his name?...What is it?" They both asked.

Shippou blushed, secretly liking all of the attention. This, in turn, made Kagome smile and a bit of the grudge held against the girls melted. "Well, his name is Shippou." They both squealed, "Shippou!" Kagome continued, "And he is a rare type of dog fox. He can talk as well. He has always been there when I needed him." Which was true. Shippou was always there for her when Inuyasha was somewhere else, looking for Kikyou most of the time.

"Uh...can you guys let go now?" Shippou asked awkwardly, thinking it was now a bit too overwhelming. The girls complied and went back to their own beds, looking slightly offended. Shippou gratefully returned to Kagome's comfortable, familiar lap.

It was then that Ginny walked in, looking disheveled. "Hi all." she greeted, sitting on the floor.

"Where have you been?" asked Hermione, taking on her prefect duties, "You were supposed to be back hours ago." Hermione, by the looks of her, looked like she already knew what Ginny was up to.

Ginny simply shrugged, saying, "I was just saying hi to some friends. You aren't going to give me a detention, are you?"

"...No. But please quit. I can't cover for you forever. You have to follow the rules, just like everyone else." Hermione said, looking pained. She did not approve of the new guy Ginny was dating. He was in Hufflepuff and Ginny was spending a lot of time with him. It was hard for Hermione to keep all of this from Ron and covering up for Ginny when she came back after curfew, especially when she thought the guy was scum. But Ginny was her friend and she wouldn't get her in trouble unless necessary. But still, it was hard to not think she was being taken advantage of.

"Don't worry about it," Ginny said. She then turned to Kagome and Sango, saying, "Sorry if I looked like I was flirting with your boyfriends. I know it looked like it but I wasn't-" Hermione had pulled Ginny aside before dinner and told her that Inuyasha and Miroku were taken for. Ginny was not all that devastated, though, for she had met up with her boyfriend Chad from last year.

"He is not my boyfriend!" Kagome and Sango said automatically (though Sango said "That pervert" instead of "he"), failing to conceal their blushes.

Lavender raised a perfectly waxed eyebrow. "They're not? Then why are you all so upset when we were talking to them earlier?"

"Yeah Sango," Parvati added, stroking her small chin in thought, "You almost broke that hideous Sorting Hat in anger. Not that it would have been a waste. That hat is a total fashion don't."

Shippou's laughter increased, his eyes bulging out of their sockets. "Sango as Miroku's girlfriend? Yeah right! Miroku can hardly name all of his girlfriends from the past. I doubt he could even count them! He is way too much of a lecher..."

"I believe Sango could do better than him," added Hermione, still remembering how Miroku asked her to sleep with him on the train. Meanwhile, Hermione was wondering how she winded up in such a conversation. "He seems to have no respect for women."

Kagome said, somewhat poorly, "Miroku isn't that bad...He can be quite the gentleman when he wants to." Lavender and Parvati sighed for some reason unknown to the others.

Sango muttered something like, "He is only when you agree to sleep with him." And then she herself sighed in exasperation and then fell onto her pillow, tired of talking.

Lavender shrugged, puzzled by Sango's actions (seeing as she apparently had no feelings for Miroku), before asking, "So you aren't interested in Inuyasha, Kagome?"

"No, of course not!" Kagome lied, somewhat automatically. "He and I are just friends...If not less. Sometimes he acts like he hates me."

Shippou gave Kagome a little pat on her arm, saying, "Inuyasha is just a big dummy. He's just confused about Kikyou and all that..." Kagome nodded and gave the little one a hug for his efforts to comfort her.

Other than Sango, the others had no idea what the dog was talking about. "Is Kikyou Inuyasha's girlfriend?" asked Lavender, slightly worried. Even though she knew she was going to get Inuyasha either way, it was harder when the guy was still interested in someone else. It took longer, but in the end the girls still won their prize.

"Might as well be..." said Kagome, trying to keep her voice indifferent. "He thinks of her often."

"Oh..." Lavender said, her voice faltering. This was going to be harder than she thought. But at least they wouldn't have to deal with Kagome and Sango. Since the girls had no apparent feelings for their guys, there was no point in ruining their lives. They might do it for fun, though, incase they change their minds about their 'friends'.

Thankfully for Kagome, Hermione said, "We should go to bed. Classes start tomorrow and you don't want to be late for class!" Surprisingly, the other girls agreed.

As they set up for bed and turned out the lights, Ginny said, "Hermione, you do realize you were gossiping, right?"

Hermione shook her head, locks of her curly mane swaying as she did so. "No, I was not. I was only listening to you all gossip. I can't control what you all talk about, unless it is against the rules."

Ginny grinned. She knew that Hermione would never admit that she was gossiping willingly. "Riiight..."

So what were the men, no excuse me, boys, doing as the girls were having this disscussion, you ask? Well, lets just say that some magazines were past around the dormitory, which was a godsend to Miroku (and Inuyasha as well, but he wasn't drooling over it). The sight of it would make Sango...and Hermione...and Kagome...and Kikyou...and Ayame...and every other woman in the universe kill them. As they did this, Miroku was trying to solve the dilemma he had been having ever since they got there.

"So, do you think it can be done?" asked Miroku, his eyes not lifting from the magazine.

"What?" Ron said, still drooling over Miss September.

"Getting into the ladies' dormitories." said Miroku. "Surely there is some loupall or mistake they have made."

Harry shrugged, "Sorry mate. As far as we know, there is no way to get up there."

Inuyasha said knowingly, "Well I bet that Miroku will get up there. I mean, if he was as determined to kill Naraku as he was trying to get up the stairs earlier, that bastard would be dead already!"

"What?" asked Harry and Ron at the same time. "Who are you all going to kill?"

"No one," said Miroku. The boys were so...distracted by the view that they didn't bother to question further. "And yes, Inuyasha, I believe I will make it up there. If there's a will, there's a way."

Just how he would, he did not know. But one thing was certain: Miroku Houshi would be the first guy to enter the girl's dormitories.

Author's Notes: Heh, heh. Am I too inappropriate for my age? Probably, but you know that the guys would discover such a huge thing sooner or later. So it might as well be sooner. Why? It's hilarious, that's why! So, anyway, as you all have probably noticed, this story has gone by pretty slow. I mean, this chapter was all on their first night. There were some clues in here that you -may- or -may not- have noticed. But it doesn't matter. You all will know in due time. But to the point, after the next chapter things will probably speed up remarkably. Not in updates, mind you (I still have school and all), but in the actual time line. So instead of a few hours passing in these chapters, like they are now, it will probably be a few weeks or more. So I might just want to give you all the heads up if you notice things are speeding up remarkably fast.

Kagome:Michelle, why am I always the human shield?

Me: Uh...well someone has to be the shield.

Kagome: I guess, but couldn't you just use an actual metal shield. I mean, you're the author! You can do anything you want.

Me: My point exactly.

Kagome:...what?

Me: I can do anything I want.

Kagome: So you can use an actual shield or use someone else? Or just make the angry readers quit pelting veggies at you?

Me: Yeah, but this way is more convenient.

Kagome: Me being pelted with veggies is convenient to you?

Me:...No offence Kagome, but I don't like you much. You are ok and all, but I do like Sango and Kikyou better. So yes, it would be convenient.

Kagome: Oh, is that so?

Me: (nods)

Kagome: Ok then. Oh INUYASHA!

Inuyasha: (shows up out of no where) What?

Me: (gulps) Damn. Forgot about that. (runs away)

Kagome: Sick her, Inuyasha!

Me: I'LL STOP! I'LL STOP! DON'T KILL ME INUYASHA!

Inuyasha:...

Kagome:...