AN- I read the book about Dorian, and it said something about him being called prince charming at one point, so this song sprung to mind. I may be using 'Paper cut' for Jekyll, as suggested, in my next chapter, and I have to find a song for Nemo, arrrgh! So difficult! Maybe I should sort out a Christmas song, I am in a rather festive mood right now…I know! The first person to review gets some mistletoe to share with the person of their choice…and the second gets some sherry!

Here we go then…oh yes, before I forget…VOTE STEVE FOR X- FACTOR! YAY STEVE! (Don't own the song or characters)

Tom walked down the corridor and glanced through an open door as he passed. He stopped and took a step back, looking into the room again. Dorian stood plucking his eyebrows in the mirror. Sawyer continued to watch, and leaned against the door-frame, folding his arms. Dorian ignored him and continued, but eventually he sighed in an irritated way and turned to him. 'What do you want?'
'Your so vain it's unbelievable.'
Dorian smiled slightly. 'I like to take an interest in my appearance- unlike you apparently. Scruffy clothes, messy hair…' Tom laughed slightly- ever so slightly- and replied 'What would you suggest?'

Dorian:
Don't you ever, don't you ever
Stop being dandy, showing me you're handsome
Don't you ever, don't you ever
Stop being dandy, showing me you're handsome

Prince Charming
Prince Charming
Ridicule is nothing to be scared of
Don't you ever, don't you ever

Stop being dandy, showing me you're handsome
Don't you ever, don't you ever
Lower yourself, forgetting all your standards
Don't you ever, don't you ever
Lower yourself, forgetting all your standards

Prince Charming
Prince Charming
Ridicule is nothing to be scared of
Don't you ever, don't you ever
Stop being dandy, showing me you're handsome

Silk or leather or a feather
Respect yourself and all of those around you
Silk or leather or a feather
Respect yourself and all of those around you

Prince Charming
Prince Charming
Ridicule is nothing to be scared of
Don't you ever, don't you ever
Stop being dandy, showing me you're handsome

Don't you ever, don't you ever
Lower yourself, forgetting all your standards
Don't you ever, don't you ever
Lower yourself, forgetting all your standards

Prince Charming
Prince Charming
Ridicule is nothing to be scared of
Prince Charming
Prince Charming
Ridicule is nothing to be scared of...

Dorian returned to the mirror and said 'You be on your way now Sawyer.' Tom walked down the corridor once more, and muttered 'He has to be gay…'
'I HEARD that, boy.'