AN- I just had to do a Christmas song and this was the first one I thought of. This version was sung by Kim Wilde, Mel Smith and Griff Rhys-Jones, which is the version I have heard most often. I update way too fast, I think I'm spoiling you! Anyways, suggestions are most definitely still welcome for Nemo!!
Skinner: Christmas coming around again eh?
Tom: Yeah I mean it must be nearly a year since the last one
Skinner: Oh it's a good twelve months
Both: Yeah yeah
Skinner: You getting anything for anyone this year?
Tom: Well I thought about it I couldn't be bothered
Skinner: Well it's the thought that counts innit, that's how I see it
what do you fancy for Christmas then?
Tom: women as usual, kidding myself though aren't I
It's hopeless really it's pathetic I suppose in a way
Skinner: It is yeah - hello who is this?
Mina: Merry Christmas Tom
Tom: It can't be
Mina: Come on Tom how about pulling a cracker
Skinner: By the look of you darling I think he already has,
Get it?
Mina:
Rockin' around the Christmas tree
At the Christmas party hop
Tom:
Mistletoe hung where you can see
Every couple try to stop Alan:
Rockin' around the Christmas tree
Let the Christmas spirit ring
Nemo:
Later we'll have some pumpkin pie
And we'll do some carolling
Alan: Pumpkin pie anyone?
All:
You will get a sentimental feeling when you hear
Voices singing let's be jolly
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Skinner:
Rockin' around the Christmas tree
Have a happy holiday
Dorian: This is so corny
Jekyll:
Everyone's dancing merrily
in the new old fashioned way
Alan: Wow I am in the most almighty Christmas groove
I haven't had this much fun since "Two little boys" was number one
if my friends could see me now
how do I look?
Mina: Ridiculous
Alan: You little tease
a dance, Mina?
Mina: I do love a nice sax break
Tom: Yeah me too Mina, but let's wait till the record's over
Skinner: Do you think our love will last forever?
Mina: No
Skinner: Couple of year's maybe?
Mina: No
Skinner: Do you think we'll make it to the end of the song?
Mina: How long is that - exactly?
Jekyll:
You will get a sentimental feeling when you hear
Nemo: All together now
All:
Voices singing let's be jolly
Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Dorian: Excuse me can I sing something now?
Skinner: Get lost Dorian!
Dorian: Well that's nice...
All:
Rockin' around the Christmas tree
Let the Christmas spirit ring
Tom: Root beer anyone?
Mina:
Later we'll have pumpkin pie
and we'll do some carolling
Alan: There's plenty of pumpkin pie left by the way
Tom:
Rockin' around the Christmas tree
Have a happy holiday
Mina: Do you mind Alan?
All:
Everyone's dancing merrily
in the new old-fashioned way
Skinner: Yeah, that was fantastic
Dorian: Very nice
Tom: Let's do it again! One two three four...
Mina: Strewth
Skinner: Five!
All:
Rockin' around the Christmas tree
Have a happy holiday
Nemo: He overdid it with the pumpkin pie
All:
Everyone's dancing merrily
in the new old-fashioned way
Jekyll: Merry Christmas everybody!
Mina: Merry Christmas everybody!
Bye gentlemen, it's been really interesting
Skinner: I'll tell you who I fancy for Christmas
Tom: Who's that
Skinner: Bananarama
Tom: Yeah can't help you there I'm afraid
Skinner: Oh thanks a bundle!