AN- So sorry this took so long!! I was watching the swan princess and realise this song could be good for my fic, and dorian was the first person I thought of- I like him better as a bad guy, even if it is nice when he's not evil. Here goes, eh?
Dorian had been uncharacteristically helpful for the past week, but it seemed the strain of being nice all the time was getting to him, being too used to being colder and mean to everyone. Which does he prefer? Good or Bad?
Dorian:
Gosh, it's such a hoot to see them quaking
When I'm king they'll treat me with respect
And I can't wait to see their poor hearts breaking
So much for politically correct
Up 'til now I've pulled my punches
I intend to eat their lunches
No more Mr. Nice Guy, not for me
If you think that I'm hard-hearted
Well, let me by, I just got started
No more Mr. Nice Guy, no siree
Vengeance is what I believe in
I don't get mad, I get even
As for the world, well that's tragic
I'm going back to that old black magic
Good behaviour is so much duller
Time to show my one true colour Up to no good, I love plottin'
Yeah, I'm so good when I'm rotten
No more Mr. Nice Guy, wait and see
I'll become that nasty, naughty, petty, spiteful
Wicked, wayward, way delightful
Bad guy I was born to be!
Dorian held out his cane as sawyer walked past, tripping him up for good measure, feeling rather pleased that he didn't have to be nice at all.
(I always make him pick on Tom don't I? Sorry!)