AN- thank you reviewers, I'm always excited when I see a new one- but also when I see the others are still reading this! I try to update when I can, but I should really fill you with antici……….pation. I love this song and the Rocky Horror Picture Show, so here ya go! I don't own the characters or the song- aww…I'd love to own Jason Flemyng and Shane west...
Music starts playing in the background. A line of people stands in darkness, in a line. A spotlight trails across the floor to one of them and they step forward.
Jex:
It's astounding, time is fleeting
Hyde:
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely, not for very much longer
Jex:
I've got to keep control
Another spotlight flits over to the line of silhouettes and Nemo steps forward.
Nemo:
I remember doing the Time Warp
Drinking those moments when
the blackness would hit me
Jex and Hyde:
and the void would be calling
The lights went up and you can see the rest of the league (minus Quatermain) standing in the line.
Everyone:
Let's do the time warp again...
Let's do the time warp again!
Suddenly there is a cut to the library, where Quatermain sits calmly in front of a flip chart with dance steps on it. He points to them.
Quatermain:
It's just a jump to the left
Everyone:
And then a step to the right
Quatermain: (demonstrating with his hands on his hips)
With your hands on your hips
Everyone:
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,
Let's do the Time Warp again!
Skinner:
It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me
So you can't see me, no not at all
In another dimension-
Dorian:
With voyeuristic intention
Well-secluded, I see all
With a bit of a mind flip
Skinner:
You're there in the time slip
And nothing can ever be the same
Tom:
You're spaced out on sensation, like you're under SEDATION!
Everyone:
Let's do the Time Warp again!
Mina:
Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
He shook me up, he took me by surprise
He had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing, never would again
Dorian: I'm no snake!
Mina: You're a wolf in sheep's clothing…
Dorian: Growl…
Everyone:
Let's do the Time Warp again!
Quatermain: (standing on the table and joining in)
It's just a jump to the left!
Everyone:
And then a step to the right
Quatermain:
With your hands on your hips
Everyone:
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,
Let's do the Time Warp again!
Lets do the time warp again!
Everyone falls over dramatically and the lights go down.