AN- This took me a while, I know, but it's here now! Slightly short 'n sweet

Skinner looked around at the league, who sat at the table discussing this and that. He sighed. ''I don't really fir in 'ere.'' ''I get what you mean sometimes skinner, but it isn't that bad.'' ''Ah, but you fit in better than me. Everyone is very gentlemen- and lady-like.''
''Well, what did you expect? Exactly what kind of schools did you go to?'' asked Dorian.
''Different ones to yours!'' Tom and Skinner chorused, suddenly grinning.

Skinner:
Naughty boys in nasty schools
Headmasters breaking all the rules
Having fun and playing fools
Smashing up the woodwork tools
All the teachers in the pub
Passing 'round the ready-rub
Trying not to think of when
The lunch-time bell will ring again.

Tom:
Oh what fun we had
But, did it really turn out bad
All i learnt at school
Was how to bend not break the rules
Tom and Skinner;
Oh what fun we had
But at the time it seemed so bad
Trying different ways
To make a difference to the days.

Tom:
Headmaster's had enough to-day
All the kids have gone away
Gone to fight with next-door's school
Every term, that is the rule
Sits alone and bends his cane
The same old backsides again
All the small ones tell tall tales
Walking home and squashing snails.

Skinner:
Oh what fun we had
But, did it really turn out bad
All i learnt at school
Was how to bend not break the rules
Skinner and Tom:
Oh what fun we had
But at the time it seemed so bad
Trying different ways
To make a difference to the days.

Skinner:
Lots of girls and lots of boys
Lots of smells and lots of noise
Playing football in the park
Kicking pushbikes after dark
Tom:
Baggy trousers, dirty shirt
Pulling hair and eating dirt
Teacher comes to break it up
Skinner:
Back of the 'ead with a plastic cup.

Tom and Skinner:
Oh what fun we had
But, did it really turn out bad
All i learnt at school
Was how to bend not break the rules
Oh what fun we had
But at the time it seemed so bad
Trying different ways
To make a difference to the days.

Baggy trousers, baggy trousers, baggy trousers

BAGGY TROUSERS!

Dorian sniffed slightly. ''What do baggy trousers have to do with school?''