Oh my god…

Hojo looked at the news paper in front of him. His parents were dead. How did this happen?

It was you baka.

Hojo spun around. He was in the house he shared with his parents, in his bedroom. "Who said that! Who is here!" he shouted. Hojo saw no one.

I'm right here baka. I'm in your mind.

"What?"

My name is Naraku.

"That's it I've lost it."

No you fool! I've been reincarnated into you, moron. I just decided to wake up recently.

"Do you know hat happened to my parents? Do you know who killed them?"

You did physco. You killed the driver too.

"No, No I don't believe you!" Tears fell from Hojo's eyes.

Well then believe me. You killed them. They were just going to get in the way of our plans anyway.

"Plans, what plans?"

Why, to destroy your killers of course. To kill the ones who drove you to insanity. You will do the same.

"What is it you are asking of me?"

Tell me, what is it you desire?

"Well, if the voice in my head would go away, it would be nice." Hojo smirked.

Be serious baka. What is it you desire?

Hojo left silence for a moment. "Kagome. I desire Kagome."

Keep going with it.

"I want her. I want her love. I want to be inside of her. I want her to scream my name. I want to feel her."

Good boy. Now what else?

"I want to feel the blood. I want to feel it's warmth between my fingers."

Who's blood? Whose blood do you long to feel in your grasp?

"Inuyasha."

Excellent.

"I want to feel his pain. I want to break his heart and smash it into a thousand pieces. I want to rip out his heart and use it as a trophy."

Okay, now you really are sounding like a crazy person.

"Sorry."

Nothing to apologize for my boy. No, nothing at all. Now, please continue.

"I want to kill his soul."

Good. Now, how do we do this?

"We? Since when was there a we?"

Come on Hojo, do you really think you could have pulled that trigger on your own? The answer is no baka. I had to help you with that one. You wanted to stop them, you just needed a push.

"Well, did you have to kill them?"

I didn't kill them Hojo, it was us, together.

"Together."

Good. Now, what should we do to get what you desire?

"Kill."

Who?

"Kill Inuyasha."

Good. Now, how?

"With my gun."

No, it will take more than a bullet to kill him.

"Okay, I'll shoot him twice."

Are you really this stupid?

"Uhh…"

DESRTOY HIS WILL TO LIVE DANMIT!

"How!" Hojo shouted in frustration.

That is a stupid question.

"Would you fucking answer me?"

Temper, temper.

"How do I kill his will to live?"

Simple. His offspring. Both of them.

"Hey Inuyasha." Kagome sat down next to him on the small couch in the guest room. "What are you doing here all by yourself?" she asked. Inuyasha put his arm around her waist.

"Keh, just thinking wench." He lightly kissed her forehead. It had been two weeks and the now couple hadn't been able to be alone for a while. He kissed her neck a licked her ear. "I've missed you." Inuyasha whispered. It sent shivers down Kagome's spine. How does he do this to me? Soon, Kagome was sitting on Inuyasha's lap, while their tongues were dancing with each other in a passion filled kiss. Inuyasha's hands made their way up her top and fiddled with her bra strap when the heard shouting.

"I am going to pick my daughter up from school Inuyasha! You go teach your fighting class! I can drive to the school and back! I'm not helpless!"

"Kagome, you are 1-pregnant! 2- Someone is trying to hurt you! 3…well I can't think of a three, but you sure as hell aren't leaving this house!" Inu shouted to his wife.

"Why the hell did I ever get rid of that rosary! I want to sit you so badly ri…" Kags stopped when she heard a crash coming from upstairs. "Oh,"

"Crap." Her husband finished for her and they went up the stairs.

"Crap." Kagome muttered. Inuyasha was on top of her with his hands under her shirt and a bra caught in one hand.

"Uh, sorry?" Inuyasha said.

"Are you guys alright?" Kags asked, they had just ran up the stairs to see what happened. Well, Inu ran, Kags sort of had to waddle.

"Oh yea, I remember this! I was about to get some. Thanks a lot Kagome." Just then Inu's wife gave him a cold stare.

"Want to say that again dog-boy?"

"Um, I love you?"

"Oh yea, nice save." Inuyasha sarcastically remarked.

"Inu…ya…sha? Can…y-you…please get…off…can't...breath…" Kagome gasped.

"In a minute. I can't get up yet."

In about a minute Inuyasha stood up and walked away from Kagome, taking the bra with him. His face turned bright red and when Kagome saw it, she covered her chest with her arms.

"Uh, I think this is yours?" Inuyasha held the bra out to her and Kagome snatched away.

"Thanks." Kagome walked out and put her bra back on in the hallway.

"Missing something?" Inuyasha asked Inu.

"What are you…Kagome!" He looked around the room and saw something. Or rather, he didn't see someone. "Danmit Kagome!"

"What did I do?" Kagome asked as she walked back into the room.

"Kagome went to pick Taya up from school! It's too dangerous for her to do that!" Inu shouted and began to run toward the school.

"What's the big deal?" Inuyasha asked his soon to be mate.

"Pregnant women can't drive around like that! She could have the baby anytime now!"

"Shit."

Hojo approached the local kindergarten school.

"Is this truly necessary? Must we kill innocent children?"

If you don't want to what you desired anymore…

"Okay, okay. I'll do it."

Good.

Hojo began walking into the school. Little did he know, a silver car pulled up to the school, and a very pregnant Kagome walked out.

Sorry it took so long! I loved writing this, but it took forever! School is really getting in the way of things.

I do say, I am very fond of this 'Hojo' character. And Naraku too. They both seem so deliciously evil.

Holy crap, It's Stewie!

What the duce! How did I end up here!

How should I know!

Well then, since I am here, I might as well use my time wisely. You, author girl!

Yes?

This 'Hojo' person, though an idiot, undeniably evil. How did you come up with this?

Well, Hojo belongs to Rumiko Takahashi, but making him evil was my idea. Hey, can I see your ray gun?

Sure, but I'm do not know what you want it for.

You'll see.

Rachel points gun at Kikyo

Die Bitch!

Nooooo! –that was Kinky-ho, I mean Kikyo.

Thank-you Stewie.

I dare say Rachel, I like you. When the world is mine your death shall be quick and painless.

Uh…thanks?

Now, your shooting skills are pretty good. How about we talk about that infernal woman that is my mother?

You mean you want me to kill Lois?

Well, when you put it that way, yes.

I'm cool with that.

Excellent! Now, all of you who are still reading this nonsense review to her! She works Danm well hard on these 'fics' and needs your responses.

Uh, what he said.