Hello imbeciles. My name is Stewie Griffin and I am here to give you an important message. Well, I guess I should get this over with so I can get back to my plans to kill that evil woman, Lois.
Anywhoo, I must give congratulations to Hanako Horigome. I applaud your evil attempts. Bravo. Oh, and Rachel wants me to thank the rest of you as well.
To Duckgirl566
Shut-up vile woman, I am doing your dirty work!
I have given Rachel back her precious shoes, those 'skate sneakers' she likes so much. I personally think she could better use her time and instead of trying to skateboard (at which she is god-awful) she should be helping me with my plans for world domination. Danm, if only I hadn't let the fat-man into my bedroom. The only reason he got in there is because SOMEONE kidnapped my guard.
some shouts heard in the background, coming from Rachel's room
turns back to duckgirl566
What was that!
more muffled shouts can be heard
Oh, she wants you all to know there will be a new chapter for each of her fics that are not one-shots, even Don't Forget Us.
Farewell,
Stewie
P.S.-
I have a button and I'm not sure what it goes to. I could be another one from Chris's jean jacket, I'm not sure. You know, it's a nice jacket. It's nice and slimming on him and such. Maybe I could get one. But the thing is, would it be too slimming? I'm not a big guy, so I'm not sure how it would look. I guess I could try it on, but I don't think so. It's just that I don't like trying things on in a dressing room. Plus I might buy it online. Oh, look at me, I'm just babbling now. Okay then, Farewell.