Sly slinked in silently. The apartment room was dark except for the little light emitted by the television. On the couch lay the sleeping Carmelita. The idea was crazy but maybe, just maybe this would get him the job.
Ever so carefully he set a smallish garden gnome on the coffee table in front of the couch. So far so good. Sly backed up to the front of the TV and took out his camera. With a small flash he took a picture of Carmelita and the gnome. But in doing this he awoke a cranky Interpol officer.
"What the-? What are you doing here Cooper?" She asked as she shot at him with her shock pistol. Where does she put that huge thing!
"Where do you put that huge thing?" He exclaimed in slight exasperation.
"Under my pillow ringtail. It sits there waiting for you." She taunted.
"Aww how sweet." Sly cooed. "Do you wait for me too?"
"What are you doing at my home criminal?"
"Just trying to get a job. It's legit too. Aren't you proud of me?"
"No." Carmelita shot again and almost hit him.
"Sorry but I got places to go and people to see." Sly jumped on the windowsill.
"Don't you mean things to steal?"
"If you insist." He jumped into the night. Carmelita stood watching through the window. Then she turned back to her living room. On the coffee table was a gnome.
"Huh?" She stared at it. Then she noticed an identical little gnome on the TV.
"Travelocity is coming to save the daayy!" Exclaimed the garden gnome with a red cape around it.
"What in the world?" Carmelita was very confused.
Epilogue
Sly looked at the picture of the sleeping Carmelita and the gnome. It turned out quite well if he did say so himself. In fact, he did.
"This turned out quite well." Maybe if he showed the people at Travelocity the picture they would let him join…
A/N- 0.o ...I plead permanent insanity...